Umfazi ogqabileyo? Dude, run!

Anonim

Thina, thintela imifanekiso, abantu, kunjalo, abangathandekiyo, kodwa banobulungisa kakhulu. Kwaye sikuqwalasele ukuvunywa 'kwamadoda - iibhokhwe "zingabi ngaphantsi kwenyaniso echanekileyo kunabafazi". Kwaye ukuba amagama alula, aya kubhabha kuthi kumantombazana. Asinguye wonke umntu, kunjalo, abanye, kodwa kwishishini.

Amadoda amnandi! Ukunyuka ukuya ekugxothweni kwabasetyhini ngokuphulwa kwemigaqo yokuziphatha edibeneyo, sagqiba kwelokuba sikuxelele ngeentlobo zabafazi, apho kufuneka uhlale kude. Ewe kunjalo, usabhlokuka, kodwa kwinkundla embi kwiqela lemifanekiso iya kuba sisizathu.

Umntwana wanaphakade

Usana.

Kancinci, mhle kakhulu, uya kunyamalala ngaphandle kwakho. Amaqhosha amehlo. Ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba uyivelise kweli lizwe libuhlakeleyo? Kuyacaca ukuba intombazana yakho isemazantsi ekhonkco lokutya, kunye nomenzi ongendawo kwi-sberkassy uya kuyitya. Umzekelo, izolo wayeqhube kwi-minibus, yayinguNamilili, kwaye uyakhala. Ke ngoko, kufuneka ikhuselwe njengendawo yokuvala ixesha le-Mil, qhubeka emotweni kwaye ucande ngeendlela zonke. Ndicebisa ukuba atshintshe ngokuzimeleyo i-crane okanye azithenge i-tampons- iyonyelisa. Kwaye kwaphela, iyayazi indlela engakanani. Ngumthombo wobuvila ;-)

Rokova

Iliwa

Mhlawumbi phantse igqibelele, ekuqaleni kokujonga. Kwaye intle, kwaye ilumkile, kwaye izuze, kwaye amakhandlela emotweni unokutshintsha. Okanye awukwazi ukutshintsha ikhandlela, kodwa ibhala imibongo. Kulungile, hayi "ukubaleka ikhephu". Sisibini esinesidima, ukuba ayizange ibe yeyokuqala "kodwa": Kwinkqubo yayo yemilinganiselo, indoda ifanele ibandezeleke. Ngokufanelekileyo, amadoda amabini kufuneka abandezeleke ngaxeshanye. Umfazi onjalo unokuzisa indoda ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, uthi "nguVasya, siyathandana, masihlale kunye de uzifumane igumbi - andikukhathalelanga phandle." Okwangoku, ubamba umlomo wezulu, uya kuxabana noVasya, uwa emadolweni akhe athi: "Uxolo, uMtyholi wahlaselwa." Okwangoku, uhleli ngokungaxoleli ngayo nantoni na esemhlabeni, iVaarya kwakhona, kwaye i-vasya kwakhona, kwaye i-vamy yomniniyo iya kukwenzela ukuba ulwe. Ngokubanzi, ibhinqa elinamatye yeyona ndlela ilungileyo yokufumana isilivere ebalaseleyo (njenge-targarey) yombala weenwele kwiminyaka engama-25.

Nje maria

UMaria.

Le yeyona yangaphambili kunye nomqondiso "ngokuchaseneyo". Kuya kufuneka ebandezeleke ngenxa yokuba iqhawe eliphambili lolu terine lihlala linengxaki. Imizamo yakho yokuzamazela ukuba ingamniki isizathu sokubandezeleka kuyahlekisa nje. Ukuba awukwazi ukwenza isenzo esilula sokukophula intliziyo, - uya kuza nabo. Usezakuba sisikram, phuma. I-MONOPSIIS nje: I-Zagaka (inyani okanye ifakwe), amakhulu eefowuni ezifudumeleyo), ovela kuzo zonke ii-roses, uthi: "Ewe, ndingumlingani", Uxolelwaniso lwesaqhwithi kunye neentsuku ezimbini zokuthula. Emva koko uqalise ixesha lesibini.

Comrade Colkovnik

Ipotk.

Ewe, ngale nto icacile, ewe? Owona mdibaniso kuphela- uyazi ukuba ubonelelo loMgaqo-nkqubo kwangaphambili. Oko kukuthi, akukho mazwi. Uya kuqhelana kwangaphambili nezotyekiso zesokisi ezisasazekileyo kwaye ukhuthaza isidingo sokupeyinta ingca ukusuka kwi-cingo ukuya kwisidlo sasemini ngenxa yokuphucula amandla okhuseleko kuluntu lwakho. Le yimfazwe yemigangatho, eqhelekileyo. Nakuphi na ukungasebenzi ngaphambi kwenkqubo, enokuthi, nangona kunjalo, isenokubonakala ngathi akukho ndlela imbi kangaka, kukho izinto kwaye zibi. Umzekelo, iGaptwatet ngokufuduswa kwesofa kwi-sofa kwiholo kunye nesohlwayo sohlobo lwemithi ye-cottages.

I-up pronovoy

duh.

Nkosi, uza kukufumana njani ... Isiseko samabango asilula- awuqhelekanga, kungekho nto ungasathethi ngayo, awukwazi ukuziva unombulelo kusuku olutsha. I-Bymuzy "Ndivakalelwa ngathi" ayisebenzi. Umbulelo wakho kusuku olutsha kufuneka lubonakalise ngendlela yovuyo lukarhulumente, oluphoswa yibhola. Ngamafutshane, ukubaleka, ihlathi, kubaleka, kwakamsinya nje ukuva into enje: "Yonke into ilungelelene, intle? Unayo i-aura ngandlela nyama

Ukulandelelana kwehlelo lenkolo elingaqondakaliyo

Umoya.

Inokuba njengomxube ombi weecawa ezamkelwe ngokubanzi kunye nento engaqhelekanga, njengezipikuthi zepikniki kwicala lomzalwana oshiyekileyo kwiplanethi kaPandora. Ingxaki ayikukuba kufuneka ubize ngenkolelo kunye nokwenza izithethe ezingaqhelekanga (ukungalali ngoBusuku NgoMgqibelo ngeCawa, ungadli i-birgs, idle iBrotesite Brochion). Ingxaki kukuba awuyazi eyona njongo iphambili. Kuyenzeka ukuba isini kunye ne-riestestess kaThixo yengubo yasemhlabeni linqanaba lokuqala lesiko. Kwaye kwinqanaba lokugqibela uya kuyisika intliziyo ngesitshixo se-obssidian.

Ingqondo yengqondo

Sliz.

Ekuqaleni, umfazi kunye nomfazi. Mhle, uhlobo, ukhuphe kakhulu kwaye ungafumani nto. Kodwa le yigobolondo nje engaqhelekanga, yenzelwe ukulahlekisa kwaye ubephaphazela. Ngapha koko, esi sisidalwa esinobuqili esingena ngokuncama kwaye sibamba isazisi sakho. Jonga kokukujikelezile. Ngaba uyathetha ibinzana? Ngaba utshintshe isangqa sonxibelelwano? Abahlobo bakho bakudala bakujonga ngenkani? Ewe yiyo. I-jelly-njengesidalwa ihleli entlokweni yakho kwaye, kusasa, idla ngokugqobhoza i-pitu yenu.

Iblogger edumileyo

Ibhlog.

Uya kuba mbi ngakumbi kunemigaqo yamaphepha eTabloid. Kwiqela leendaba eliphuzi lisebenza namahemuhemu, iBaba yakho iya kubhala ze kwaye ayisoloko ihleli, phantse ayikho inyaniso emnandi. Phila ngeblogger edumileyo kukuphila kwigumbi leendonga zeglasi. Kodwa ezi zineentyatyambo. Amajikijolo aya kuhamba xa uyiphosa. Emva koko ufunda ukuba lunzima kangakanani olu lwazi lombane ongenantlonelo - abo bantu ngeyosi mfanekiso wakho, kuba "ubonakala uvuya kakhulu kwaye uyakhanya", i-EWE ", uyayibona into yokuba i-asshole " Kwaye, ikhuthazwe ngabalandeli, umfazi wakho owakho uya kubhala ngakumbi ngakumbi. Ngenxa yoko, xa udlula eVyshny Volochka, uya kuya kwi-SIP yekofu kwisikhululo segesi, ihenketho izokuphelisa kwaye, inciphise amehlo, ekhwele amehlo. Njengoko besazi ukuba unelungu elincinci.

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