Iimpawu ezili-15 ukuba uhlala nebhokhwe

1. "Ke" ligama eliyithandayo. Kwisithandwa sakho akunakwenzeka ukufezekisa okuthile. Nakuphi na umbuzo ovela kwi "Xa uphosa umthi weKrisimesi" kwihostele "xa ekugqibeleni sasebenzisana" uhlala uyifumana le "". Ngexesha lokuthandana kwakho, "emva koko" i-odolo yayikukhuphele, ngokuyinxenye kwaye ngokubanzi kuyinto efanelekileyo. Kutheni usesakholelwa kuye? 2. Ulibale yonke into enxulumene nawe. Umzekelo, umhla wokuzalwa kunye nento oyiqokelele ngeempelaveki kwiimuvi. Uyalibala ukunikukucaphukisa ukuba uza kuza ngokuhlwa, kodwa nabahlobo. Ulibale ukuba awuyithandi i-martini, kwaye ungabhekanga kwii-peanuts. Ngamanye amaxesha kubonakala ngathi ukuba uyayikhumbula yonke into, kodwa ngokukodwa ukugculelwa, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ucinga ukuba yenzelwe yena - indawo engenanto. Zombini iindlela anokukhetha kuzo-ngokunyaniseka. 3. Uyaxoka. Ngamanye amaxesha ilele ngohlobo oluthile lweenjongo (umzekelo, ukucacisa ukufika kade), kwaye ngamanye amaxesha kanye kanye. Izibane azinakufikeleleka kwaye zineentloni kangangokuba awuqondi - ngoba ?! Kutheni esenza? Uyakukhangela uthini na isidenge, silungele ukukholwa nakweyiphi na into engento? Okanye ayihloniphi ide ayikhathazi ngokunyaniseka? 4. Ayiqwalaselwa ngokupheleleyo ngezicwangciso zakho kunye neeshedyuli. Umzekelo, inokutsho ngokulula kweSabatha kusasa ", sidlula, sihamba eKebabs eSorov," kwaye singacinga ukuba ubuphuphele iwedwa. Okanye, njengenketho, inokutsalela ukuphakama komhla wokusebenza, kwaye ubuze ukuba usenza ukuba uyenza phi ihempe yakhe eluhlaza. Kwaye xa ucebisa ngentlonelo kuye ukuba akakho ngexesha elifanelekileyo - uya kukhubekisa ubulele. Kanjani! Ungamthanda njani uhlobo lobomi obungabalulekanga? 5. Akaboni ncam. Kukonke. Nawuphi na umntu othandanayo uyawahlula kumzuzu wokuqala. Ukuba uyakuqala, umzekelo, funda - yena okanye u-shrugs, kungenxa yoko le nto, okanye uhleke-ewe, ngaba ukhathazekile ngengqondo yakho. Nokuba unomsindo, uya kwandula ukwenziwa ukuba ukhonze. 6. Uhlala egxeka. Nokuba yeyiphi na into oyenzayo - i-pilaf eqaqambileyo okanye imodeli ye-jilaar yenyukliya, uvavanyo lwayo luya kuhlala luyi "kwi-triethro." Kwaye oku kungcono! Ngokwesiqhelo i-wrinkles inamandla kwaye uyaqonda ukuba yonke into iyonakalise yonke into. Nkosi! Ewe, ngokoluvo lwakhe, awunakunxiba ngokwenene emcimbini. Ujongeka njengemouse engwevu. Qhuba imoto njengegusha. Ukudanisa njengenkomo. Kwaye uqhuba njengehagu. 7. Akakhathali kwaye agculelwe ebantwini. Uyakuthanda ukwenza ihlazo, kwaye akukho nto iyakukhumbula ithuba lokukubeka ekukhanyiseni ubudenge. Ukuba uyamdaka kwi-ketchup okanye ugqithise iglasi, ngokuqinisekileyo iya kunikela ingqalelo kuyo, kwaye ukuba ngequbuliso ube sisidenge, uyahleka kuqala. Kwaye kutheni ucinga ukuba kubonakala ngathi unentloni ngawe. 8. Ugqobhoze ekuhleni kwamanye amantombazana. Kwisitrato, ukutyelela iqonga lethiyetha, kwindawo yokutyela ... uyacinga nje, angacingi ngendlela oziva ngayo kwangaxeshanye. Ewe kunjalo, wenza ngathi awukhathali okanye uyonwabele, kodwa enyanisweni ayithandeki ... kungenamsebenzi kakhulu ukubamba uloyiso okanye olona velelo luyindoda elindelekileyo. 9. Ukuthelekisa nabanye. Sele udiniwe kukumamela ukuba umama wakhe ulungelwe ngamaqanda abukhali, udade wabo wazisa iSpanish, umqeshwa wakhe wenza ngcono inkcazo, kwaye uKardashian ungcono kwi-esile. Uyaqonda ukuba ayikho kwi-ASS, kodwa ngesizathu esithile usacaphukile kulo holo. 10. Ucinga okanye ufuna ukuba "uzilandele ngakumbi." "Yeka ukuliva," "wasiyeka etyhafisane", "ubunzima obulahlekileyo" kwaye, ngokubanzi, balungiswa. Emva koko, uyathembisa, "ngokuqinisekileyo uya kutshata kwaye azala abantwana abalishumi elinambini. Ijenali icacile ukuba akukho nto ayisoze itshintshe - kuba nokuba une-Asile kunye nesifuba sobukhulu besibhozo, uyakufumana into yokukhalaza ngayo. 11. I-RITTURICTAL "ayiziqondi iingcebiso." Kwaye iingcebiso, uzijonga yonke into engeyobunzi. "Ndim ... kakhulu, kakhulu Chrysanthemum ... Andizange ndibanikesele kwakudala," utsho, udlula ngendlela yeentyatyambo. Kwaye uyabaleka ngakumbi, esenza ngathi yi-Super-Macho kwaye akangeni kwezi "izinto zabasetyhini." Kulungile! Phila. Ngexesha elizayo, amava ezenzululwazi, cela ngokuthe ngqo: "Mhle, kwaye undinike isidlo." Kwaye ufumana ntoni? "Ithini ke isipho? Indlela yokuhamba ngendlela enjalo kwaye ukonwabisa okunjalo kuya kusiwa. " 12. Akazenzi izipho ezintle. Ewe kunjalo, usuku lokuzalwa okanye unyaka omtsha, unokukhwela i-Souvenir Chidi endlwini, echithe imizuzu emihlanu yexesha, kwaye loo nto ivela kumphefumlo ... ayize kwanto! Inqanaba eligqithisileyo lebume ngokubaluleka kuxa ayixelelayo ukuba "akukho mntu unika nantoni na, kwaye akazimiselanga ukupha." 13. Uhlala eguqula ukophula kwakho ngendlela yokuba ukutyhafise. Ukusuka kwimvakalelo esisigxina yesazela, uziva ngathi yi-esile elincinci, elalithunyelwa kwinqwelwana enkulu enamavili esikwere. Kwaye le yi-chacaly yokuqala ukuchaneka. Kuqala ukuba fuck, cela uxolo, uncume kwaye wenze ngathi yonke into ihamba kakuhle. Nangona kungekho nto ilungileyo! 14. Unesondo esibi. Kuba yena okanye ukutolikwa gwenxa, kwaye kufuneka unyuke kuye owokuqala kwaye "ume" uthando oluncinci. Okanye ngoomatshini njengerobhothi. Akafuni ukuxoxa ngekamva lakho. Ukuba uzama ukuqalisa le ncoko ibalulekileyo kuwe, ufumana intlawulo yobuqhetseba, i-PMS, ingqiqo yabasetyhini, njalo njalo, njalo njalo. Ngokubanzi, nayiphi na imizamo yakho yokuvakalisa iminqweno yethu ukuba iyeke. Akafuni ukukuphulaphula. Eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu ingqumbo kwaye iveza wena kwityala elinetyala. Kweyona nto imbi kakhulu, thambisa ucango. Ngapha koko, iingcango zekotoni zezona zinto zingakwenzela zona. Guqula inqaba!