Ukwahlula i-heine evela kwi-naiezsche, yabeka i-gauri kunye ne-punch indawo enamanqaku amathathu - izakhono eziluncedo, kodwa ngokuzithandela. Kodwa ezi zinto zingama-20 zichaza umntu wakho ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba yiNkosi. Kwaye emva koko baya kulihlonela kwi-borch esidlangalaleni eqhubekayo, esitsha kwisitovu nakwilizwe jikelele kwihlabathi liphela.
1. Landela i-Wardrobe
I-T-shirt yosapho nge-head imbali yenkulungwane kunye nendawo esuka eKetchup, iisokisi ezingafakwanga ezili-13 kunye nesibetho eboshwe nguBarta Simpson? Umlingane oqhelekileyo kufuneka ukwazi ukwahlula inkunkuma yesandla esithandekayo kwiingubo.
2. Guqula ukusuka kwi-plumber
"Ewe, kwi-nozzle yakho ihlise, kufuneka utshintshe i-cop ibhola." Izidalwa ezithambileyo zibonakala ngathi ziziinwele ze-hairdyr ezikwiinwele ezingafumanekiyo, kodwa amadoda amqonde ngesiqingatha sesiqingatha. Ewe, ngokufanelekileyo.
3. Cima kwindlu
Iikati ziyoyika i-vacuum icocekile njengomlilo. Amadoda okwenyani - hayi. Amadoda okwenene atolika ngenkalipho kwaye akhwaza "i-jii-haaa!" Ukugxotha ifama ide ifikelele kwi-rarique indlela ye-farter ayiyi kukhangela. Emva koko, balungisa umnqwazi kwaye bayokutsiba i-mop.
4. Gcina Izithembiso
I-Prices inomhla wokuphelelwa. Izithembiso ezingazalisekanga zi-Peel kwaye zonakalise umoya. Akufuneki kubekho ngaphezulu kweenyanga ezimbalwa phakathi "eSpain" kunye nePaelle kwiCosta Dorada. Iminyaka emithathu ilinde kuphela idiploma kuphela malunga nemfundo yesibini.
5. Zihlonele izinto ozithandayo
Ezi azingcolisi. Le yibatik.
6. Pheka
Ngaba umntu olapha ucinga ukuba ukuma kwisitovu ayisiyo ishishini lendoda? Bayeke baye ehlathini, bangamatshangatshaya apho, kwaye badle eluhlaza. Ukungakwazi ukujoyina isidlo sangokuhlwa kwisidlo seenyawo sisizathu sokuzingca. UJamie Oliversi akazalwanga, uJamie olivermi uba.
7. Thetha ukuncoma
Rhoqo, ndiza kukhumbula kwaye ndingoyiki ukuphindaphinda. Le joke ichithwe kwinguqulelo, kunye nokuncoma - ngokuchaseneyo. Kunye "andityebi?" Ifanele ibe nayo ubuncinci bee-laudimes ezintathu zokuzonwabisa, ukuze i-derzhavin iphume ngomona. I-Arithmetic elula.
8. Nyana
Ubuso obutsha obutsha ekuseni buhlala buhlala bufana noko bangabikho kuMeyi, kodwa kwimfazwe yeatomic. Sifuna iyure yokwenza i-fappe yendalo-kodwa ke simhle kangangokuba nguThixo, kufanelekile ukulinda kwaye ungabi naxhala phantsi kwegumbi lokuhlambela.
9. Nika iintyatyambo
"Awukhange ubhubhe uRvichi," "Sele ndindinika isibhozo ka-Matshi," "ndaye ndizomile." - Ezi ziintlekele ezilusizi, azifanelanga ukuba nengqondo yokwenyani. I-nyani yokwenene iyayazi ukuba i-cartomensi yakhe ifuna rhoqo i-aluju inyuke emazinyweni. Sukubhidanisa: iKarmmensite - inyukele, kunye ne-carnations - ilitye lesikhumbuzo kumajoni awile.
10. Thatha abahlobo bakho
Uyabazi ixesha elide, kwaye le khati okokuqala uyibonayo. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba kutheni uhambile noLegi, osisidenge kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo uya kukufundisa. Lenki - ufana nelizwe. Nguwe kuphela onokuyicekisa, kwaye wonke umntu mababe noyolo kwane pullov ukuyibeka phezu kwayo.
11. Iziselo
Kanye kube kanye tequila, ezimbini tequila, ezintathu tequila, phantsi. Ukuthwala isuti yendawo yokuhlala, kodwa ubunzima obunxilisayo phambi kweteksi bulungile kwimisipha, kodwa bungalunganga kwimozulu. Ukukwazi ukusela kukukwazi ukuhlala ngexesha.
12. Cela indlela
Funda kumdli-pasbby apho isitrato samaHeroes-enitkoswers, nangayiphi na indlela isibindi kwaye sinesibindi kunokuba silime emantla phandle kwendlela yokukhanya kwetrafikhi. Ukubiza ihlathi eliyiZithulu, apho umlenze womntu awuhambi, kwaye ithemba elilusiyo libuhlungu.
13. Thetha njengoko kunjalo
Ngelixa ehleli enobugqwetha, njengefilimu yefilimu yefilimu, kunye nethegi phantsi kwempumlo, ukuba "yonke into ihamba kakuhle, omnye komnye makalulekile. Kwaye bendiya kuvakala ngokunyaniseka "into ukusuka kwi-furgry ye-fugry ye-fugry" - kwaye ithe yacocwa.
14. Fumisa i-bra
Ngokwenyani, oku kuqeqeshwa kumabanga aphakamileyo. Malunga nexesha elifanayo, ukuqonda kwento yokuba i-bra inokuba ne-tratener ngasemva nangaphambi. Kwaye ngeli xesha lokuphela kweDyunivesithi, ngakumbi isiphiwo ngesandla esinye ukuze u-Uncutton i-bra, kunye nenye yokwenza into enomdla.
15. ukunyamezela
I-Hufy Bugai, phakathi kwevenkile ibandakanya i-nodets kwaye icele ikhaya, ikhumbuza iminyaka emithathu yaseMaamina Zami, ebibanjiweyo nge-PI-PI. Indoda eyiyo iyayiqonda loo nto kwi-H & M okanye i-Ikea akunakwenzeka ukubaleka "imizuzu emi-5."
16. Hambisa i-Orgasm
I-porn ayisiyo igunya, nokuba umntu angaba nguMntu iSityhilelo. Apho amantombazana afikelela kwisibambo kangangemizuzwana engama-30, kodwa ngendlela yenyani ukuya kwi-Shright yezulu kunye neva. Kunye nokwamkelwa kwe-teleanny "umatshini wokuthunga wesantya" ohlala ungasebenzi.
17. Khetha indawo yokutyela
Ke yintoni le, yintoni le funwa kunye namakhwenkwe ngolwesiHlanu wahlala phantsi? Akunakwenzeka, uyaqonda, ukuba akukho nto inokwenzeka ukuba icinge indlela iarhente yomithathu yomhla we-dabby harchevna. Hayi ngenxa yoko, umama wazala, kungekuko ukuba sancitshiswa kwiCorset.
18. Danisa
Umdaniso we-swinan encinci spyan kunye nenyathelo le-Irish (ukusuka kuye) alibali. Indoda yakho inyanzelekile ukuba ikwazi ukuba nayo i-oxtoger ye-oxtoger kwindawo yentombazana kwangaphambili. Kwaye ngequbuliso ibhola ebhedini ukumkanikazi, okanye ((esihogweni sukuphila!) Umtshato kunye neWaltz yokuqala yangasebatshatileyo, kwaye utshaba oluninzi?
19. Bopha i-tie
Okokuqala, intle. Kunye ne-ties embi kwibhedi ye-elastic kuphela iimbadada. Nangona kunjalo, hayi. Akukho mabi kakhulu.
20. Cima ikhompyuter
Sukubandakanyi, musa ukuyifaka kwakhona inkqubo yekhohlo kwaye ingankcenkceshela i-goblins yenqanaba leshumi elinesithathu kwizandla ezimnyama ngezandla ezibini kwi-rufu, kodwa yintoni ekufuneka icinyiwe. Kuba umntu ongakwaziyo ukwahlukana nekreyitha yeblue xa ebhadula imfezeko e-Puruyar emva kwakhe - eGick, i-Kidalt, kodwa ingekho mntu. Ubuncinci, hayi eyakho.
