Ukuze uzikhusele kunye nommelwane, kufuneka amandla, isibindi kunye neendlela ezikhethekileyo. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha ezinye izinto ziyaqhagamshelwa - umzekelo, isifo sengqondo esixhalabisayo, isibindi, iipipi kunye neambrela ... Siqokelele amabali okwenyani angqinayo: ubomi bungabi sisitshixo kuphela!
URobin ovela kwiSherwood
Ndihambe ecaleni kwendlela esembindini - nakwindawo yeekhilothi zeentyatyambo, ndabona imbiza esempilweni kwi-Cart ngokuthe cwaka kumntwana okwishumi elivisayo. Abantu abajikeleze bahlanganisene kwaye babukeka. Ndayijika le ndoda ndinombuzo othi: "Ngaba uyakhubekisa isiqwenga senkwenkwe ?!" Kwaye wabetha esifubeni ... Asinaxesha lokuthumela, indlela yokuhamba kwamapolisa enobukroti kuqhubekile. Kwaye ngexesha lokutsalwa, baseka ... ukuba le ndoda (i-Paratrator, inqaba ... owomeleleyo, ohlala elindele usuku oluthandayo, ethengiwe yifowuni ephathekayo. Kodwa wabanjwa. Kwaye ndilapha, njengeRobin evela kwiSherwood!Malunga nezibonelelo zepneumat
Imeko yokwenyani yokuziphumelela kwi-pneumatics. Okanye endaweni yoko - 654th. Ibuyiselwe ekhaya. Ngenjikalanga ndithenge i-MP-654, ngokuhlwa esongelwe nge-Kum, ngokubanzi, yayinxila, yahlutha, yahlutha ipistol ngasemva. Ngequbuliso - susa indlela, cela imali nezinto. I-comrade ngaphandle kokumangala kwaye ikhathazekile ilahlekile i-backpack. Ukulibala malunga namakhulu asixhenxe e-iron. Kwaye ekuchanekeni kwentloko yentloko ye-sulpoge ephambili. Ewe, yaqhekeka kakuhle-nge-crunch kunye ne-bouffon. I-suptostat yesibini yagqiba ekubeni ibuyele kwaye yanyamalala ngokukhawuleza kwi-dusk ... kodwa i-comrade ihleli ingonelisekanga kakhulu. Kuba kwi-backpack bekukho enye ibhotile yevodka. Apha ukhahlela kunye ne-bulllin. Linyala!
Ukukhuselwa kwekrelekrele
Ndihamba nosisi ukuya emsebenzini (kwenye iofisi) kwindawo engaphantsi. Ngasemva kume i-quellectual kwiiglasi, ubuso buhambelana ne-khazanov. Ngokuzolileyo, amehlo ayo. Ndicinga ukuba udadewethu kumdlali, ndicinga ngokwam, ukuba kutheni ukuthuka ngandlela thile ... Ndijike-ndineminyaka engama-50 ubudala ngokutsala kwengqondo, ngelixa ndibambe isango. Udade omangalisiwe, ndiyakwazi ukuba umalume. Uloliwe uyathoba, Well, kwaye kuphela iingcango zivulekile, ubuxoki-Khazanov bajika bathule kwiqonga. Kwangelo xesha, ndibamba amagxa am nge-kukhala: "Malume, yiphi inkunkuma!" Kwaye wayesisidenge esithi: "Wema, awuboni, kwaye le ntombazana ikwingxowa yakho iqhuba izandla ezimbini!" I-intiot yayizive ngathi, umama ...Ukuwina ngeenyembezi emehlweni
Emehlweni am, kwi-emo eqhelekileyo, eqhelekileyo e-emo izamile ukucinezela iselfowuni. Inkwenkwe igqabhuka, ize iyeke ukulila, ihlawule i-hooligan, yazisa i-hooligan ezinyaweni zakhe, emva koko i-Sobs ayizange ikhwaze amehlo, emva koko umlilo! " Nditsiba ngaphandle kwebhasi ndabaleka. Ewe, kwakujongeka ngathi sisidenge, kodwa wayeyifezekisa injongo yakhe - wazikhusela wasinda ...
Ayilunganga
Ngasekupheleni kwama-90s, ndisebenze njengonogada kwiklabhu yam "kule ndawo." Ngosuku olunye, kukho esinye isityholo, ngesithembiso sokuba 'baphule bonke abasengongweni ". Le meko yatshatyalaliswa ... Ndiya endlwini ebusuku, ndingena emnyango, ndangena kumqolo, nditsalela umnxeba ... Xa ndisenyuka i-fitpot, umntu ubalekela kuye inyusi. Xa ungena kwi-iflar, ndayiphinda irhasi "Makarych", ndiyibambe phantsi kwejakethi ... Iingcango zenyukaziweyo ziqala ukuvala, kodwa i-fizzle doodes izandla zayo phakathi kweengcango, izama ukumisa inyusi. Ndiphakamisa isiqu kwinqanaba lentloko, thatha inyathelo lokubuyela umva, ukuzama ukubona umdlali welinye iqela ... kwaye ndibona ummelwane kumgangatho owehlisela phantsi. Ngokubanzi, kwakungakhululekanga, umkhuhlane wabuyela kwangoko eCobur, waxolisa. Kodwa yayiyingxolile, bada bafika!Mka!
Ndafika ekhaya ndibuya emsebenzini ndidiniwe kwaye nditshutshiswa yimalini yaseMelika. Intombi yam yeza kuthi, yafika indudumo, yahlala. Ndithathe kuphela ifolokhwe, indlela umntu aqala ngayo ukungcungcutheka ngesandeni. Ndaya kwiminyango kwaye ndibuze ngentlonelo ngubani ngeilwimi ezimbini. Khange ndifumane mpendulo naluphi na ulwimi. Wahlala phantsi, waphinda waphinda waqalisa idibeli. Ngokunjalo ngentlonelo ndibuza: "Nguwuphi u-x @ ongemva kweengcango kwaye ngubani u-x @ ndidinga?" Emva kwale tirady, bazola emva komnyango, ndahlala phantsi etafileni. Wahlala phantsi kuphela-kwakhona iDolubzh, umnyango phantse ngeelogo. Ijikelezwe kwitafile yebhedi, apho ilele khona ishumi elinanye. Ndibona umphetho weliso: i-cz-83 yentombazana evela kwenye itafile esecaleni kwebhedi. Ewe, ndicinga ukuba siyakufundisa. Kwafika emnyango, khawuleza ... kwaye andizange ndingene ebusweni. Kwaye akukho namnye. Ndinemithi emibini yamaphupha akufuphi nendlu. Ke, komnye wabo, ikrakra esempilweni yayixhaswe - kwaye lonke eli xesha phantsi kwe-gusts yomoya yawa emnyango ...
Iphi iindlebe?
Babekuluhlu lokudubula. Kukho idemokhrasi, ukuba nayo yonke into - banike ukhuselo (zezandle), ithagethi, kwaye ungame ngaphezulu komphefumlo. Shot, tsalela umnxeba umyaleli kwinombolo yokugqibela kwinombolo yeselula, ndithi: "Ndidubule apho iindlebe zizizisela phi iindlebe?" Kwaye ndiliva izwi labasetyhini fucking: "Zithini iindlebe ?!" I: "Ke, zeziphi iindlebe eziqhelekileyo ..." azizange ziqonde ngokukhawuleza ukuba inani laliphoswa ntoni ...Endaweni yabafazi tanya
Wafudukela kwenye indlu, akukho mntu wayesazi nabani na. Wahlanganisa kwangethuba kwi-cottage. Ndivuka iyure kwiiyure ezi-4 kwaye ndiyayibona loo nto, ngokungena, umntu othile ungene kwi "Zhiglul" kwaye wemba apho phantsi kweTorpedo. Khange ndifune ukufumana isitshetshe esiswini, kwaye mna, ndishiywe kwikona, ndibizwa ngokuba yi-cops ukuba i-hijacact. Ukufika kwakhe kwintendelezo elungiselelwe ukuva malunga ne-theacking ethintelweyo kwaye ndinengxaki yokuthetha: "... ... uphume, i-fus kwi-petal ivutha kwaye igcina entsha. Ndihlunguzelela ucingo, i-bips fluble apha, ndibeke ebumdaka, bakhaba ecaleni ... icacisiwe, ngokufutshane. I-bitch ibizwa ngokuba yimoto yemoto! Lo ngumfazi onotywala bukaBaba Ta tanya, ndamthumelela ngombuzo, "kwaye wangcola. Bulala, mayiphume kuphela! " Ndithe cwaka ...
Andinguye umphangi!
Ndaya kwi-jellsry emva kokuhlawula. Incwadana ityhalela i-Armpit. Kwaye kukho "uJorge" eCobur wayenguye. Ngenxa yenyani yokuba iphothifoliyo yinkukhu, i-rordment ayingakhathalelwanga. I-holster ifanelekile nje. "Jorge" I-LURGE, kumgangatho wesandla sasekunene ndiyibambe. Unogada ujongeka kwaye ucinga: Yonke into yaqala, kodwa ayijiki. Kwaye nam ndiyavuma ukuba iya kuba njalo ngoku. Ndibhale lobhalo: "Andinguye umphangi!" Umpu waphoswa phezu kwebhanti, ndakhangela i-chain enye, ndicela uxolo, yayingayi kuba lula ukuyikhetha, ishiywe ...
Ngumakhulu
Andazi iinkcukacha, kodwa kubonakala ngathi. Kwindlela engaphantsi, uCuspinel onlin weCandelo leMicimbi yezangaphakathi ebuzwe ubuzwe lunxile umfana ukuba anikele kwixhego. Iqala ukuba umhlaba awunaphandle ngaphandle kwe-cops elungileyo! Ukuphendula koku, xa ushiya umntu ophethe umthetho, uMphathiswa weMithetho afunyenwe ebusweni baso kwigesi, ngenxa yoko kutyiwa umpu waza waqala ukuwa ngasekhohlo nasekunene. Isiphumo: Umakhulu uyavuya, ipolisa esibhedlele ngeliso litshisa iliso, enye intombazana eyenzekileyo kwi-squble, kwenye ibhulethini ibambelele kwi-call yengubo yoboya. Kwaye konke oko?Indoda kwibhayisikile
Sinamathela enxenyeni ngekhompyuter enye. I-bazaar icinyiwe kwi-fistle. Yonke into ibingayi kuba yiyo into, kodwa into yokubanjwa, kwaye mabakhathalele wonke umntu oza kungena. Yoyikisa, kuba ayiyi kuba ngqo ngqo kwiDNA ngezandla ezingenanto. Nanku umhlobo wam kwaye waqonda ngebhayisekile yam, eyayilele kufutshane, yaza yamphosa emchani. Ibhayisekile ngasentla kwaye ihambe. Apha bonke abathathi-nxaxheba betha okwethutyana, bahamba ngokubukela njengendoda enesibindi sokuzama ukuphuma kwibhayisekile. Ukuba uqaphele, waphosa iklabhu kwaye wabaleka, kwaye umlo wayo wayephelile, ngelixa ebuyela kumagama aqhelekileyo aseRussia ...
Phantse i-darwin
Nje ukuba ndifumene ilungelo, bendizithengele i-bat. Kwaye ngekratshi waphosa isitulo esingasemva. Ewe, kwimeko nje - waziva nzima. Kwaye emva kwesiqingatha sonyaka, sangena kwiposi-ke le crap xa isuka entlokweni yentloko ndiyibhabha ngamehlo ... ndibaleke ngaphezulu kweyona nto iphambili. Ke akazange asebenzise ithuba, wenza umntu. Hayi umngxuma we-swarm, ogama ...