Siqaphele ienkcukacha ezinomdla-nokuba loluphi uluhlu lwe-ofisi yoHlelo lwePics, kumagqabantshintshi kwisithuba esifanelekileyo kwiqela elinobuso ngokuqinisekileyo bekungaze kubekho nantoni na enjalo. Ngokwesiqhelo iqala ngokuhlola: "Ndingohlobo oluthile lomfazi ongalunganga, ewe?".
Ke ngoko, sinyanzelekile ukuba senze umbhalo osemazantsi: apha uluhlu lweemeko zentshuluneli apho wonke umntu obhinqileyo uqhuba khona. Ngaphandle kwakho, akulunganga. Kwaye ukuba ucinga kakhulu (kakuhle, phantse), ke kukuthuka kakhulu-ngezandla zakho ukuze uziqhubele phambili. Ukuthobela impumlo yakho kwiindonga zenziwe ngendlela kwaye nicinge: "Nkosi, ndisisidenge?". Yonke le nto ngokwayo, zonke ezi ziziza, kwaye zento engalunganga naphi na, ngaphandle kwakhe, akukho mntu ubekek 'ityala.
Ndihamba, ndithanda!
Uthi, umzekelo, inkwenkwe. Kwaye uhambe. Ngobusuku, kwiqabaka, ngeenyawo. Uya kwinyathelo lesiqhelo. Inyathelo eliqeqeshiweyo, kuba lalisafundwe ukuba limka kwaye lisebuntwaneni (abazali bam bebengakuthandiyo, kuya kufuneka ndife, ke kufuneka). Kwaye malunga neyure ozimisele, iinyembezi ezirhabaxa kunye nemilebe exinzekileyo. Kwaye ke ibanda. Okanye ukoyikisa. Okanye zombini. Endaweni yeengcinga ezintle ngesihloko esithi "Ngaphandle kwam, yonke into izolunga," zonke iintlobo ze-lynogous ephantsi ziqala ukukhwela, umzekelo: "Kodwa ngoku kukho into yokukhohlisa into ...". I-Bench I-rigid, imvula imanzi, iambrela ihleli ekhaya, i-wallet, iphumelele indoda kwijacket 100% ye-Maniac, yonke into yayihlukile kwimovie. Kodwa hayi ukubuya okufanayo! Okanye ubuye? Akho ndlela yimbi! Ewe, enye imizuzu emihlanu ndihlala ndigoduke. Kodwa kancinci!
Yiyeke imoto!
Olu luphawu lokukhanya "ndiyahamba, ndizolile!", Kodwa ixhaphake kakhulu. Ukubala kulula: Wesuka watsiba, kwaye uhlala ebambelela kwivili lokuqhuba, kwaye uziva ngathi i-idiot. Ubuhle! Kungekudala, wakhwela emotweni, esithi: "Ewe, ukhetha," kwaye uhlala phantsi kwisitulo sekhwele esinekratshi. Kodwa esi sicwangciso simangalisayo sibhabha esiya eTartarara ngalo mzuzu xa uxhuma, kwaye yena, wangqengqa, egqobhoza kwigesi kunye namagqabi. Iinkomo zangaphandle ... Ewe, oko kukuthi, imizuzwana engamashumi amathathu yokuqala ucinga ukuba uyinkomo. Emva koko ujonge ukujikeleza kwaye uzama ukufumanisa: "Kwaye, ndiphi, ndiphi?" Kwaye ukuba ngequbuliso kuyavela ukuba uyazi ukuba ungazi ukuba ungazi njani na apha, kuza ithemba ngephanyazo, mayibuye, nceda. Ukuhlazisa ngokuchanekileyo, ngokufutshane. Kwaye uthembisa isibhakabhaka ukuba ukuba le inkomo ayibuyanga, ungunamhlanje ... Kulungile, ngomso (ngokunyaniseka, ngomso!) Khonza uqhawulo-mtshato.
Kulungile, bhala!
Le vallock lunxweme lwentombazana ye-Well-lenyusa amantombazana. Uyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba awuyi kumnika, nokuba yindoda yokugqibela kuloo mhlaba, i-billionaire okanye iarhente eyimfihlo. Kodwa awuyazi indlela yokuthi "hayi", kwaye ucela inani lefowuni yakho kwaye ifumaneke (nangona ifumene isizathu. Uqala ukuchaza, ukuya kwingozi ngengozi i-hards yokugqibela. Kodwa wacela ukuba umntwana abe nencwadi alungileyo uyakungcatsha kwaye usenze sibize inani ngokuchanekileyo. Kwaye ukusuka kweli nqanaba, ukungqinga okukhohlakeleyo kuqala. Uluhlu olumnyama kwifowuni luyashukuma kwaye lubethe ngokungxama ukusuka kumanani anibizayo. Kwaye ubale isitokhwe samanzi kwinqaba ebomvu kwaye uqalise ukukhathalela ngononophelo ukucinga ukuba, mhlawumbi, usamnika ixesha lokuwa? Ekugqibeleni, kwiincwadi ezilungileyo, u-Nhadin wayehlala ehlwaywa.
Ndiyintombi ye-Schmidt!
Kwinkampani entsha owazisa uhlobo oluthile lomsulwa ngokupheleleyo kwaye, njengoko ucinga, ubuxoki obungafakwanga. Uthini utata wakho-uLieutenant Schmidt, ewe. Okanye ukuba ufundile kwezonyango, kodwa uphose. Awazi ukuba kutheni uyithethile. Ke, ngendlela ebendinayo ... uyilibele. Kwaye ezi zirhubuluzayo zikhumbula. Kwaye kube kanye kubo bagula kakhulu nge-bronchitis kwaye bacela ukuba beze, bamkhuphele intsholongwane. Kuba yena akanako, kodwa alinde umongikazi okanye abize, okanye akayi kuza. Ewe, ukuba kukho intombi, eyayikwizifundo zonyango. Uwela kwi-Arms yeGoogle, YouTube kunye noogqirha abaqhelekileyo. Fumana imiyalelo ecacileyo. Uya kwikhemesti, uthenge amarinjini kwaye ngaphambi kokuba uqeqeshe ukuze wenze inaliti kwi-hare yakho oyithandayo i-hare, uyikhulula i-inticocy. Inaliti yenziwa, i-sweat iwile, awuhlalanga esidlangalaleni, i-UFFF. Kodwa okuninzi ngakumbi, iminyaka emininzi ezindlebeni zakho zikhwaza i-teddy hare.
Angathini?
Le fellongo ayisosiphelo. Ngokuba ingasiyo ludonga lwamatye, kodwa ngaselwandle. I-adrenaline yolwandle. Ewe kunjalo, awuzange ungafuni kwanto enjalo. Ewe, lalelani ifowuni yakhe. Kwaye uphinda ndidlulile. Kwaye ngamathuba (ngokunyaniseka, ngamathuba) amathuba) amthathe ngesandla. Jonga, eneyure, umzekelo. Kwaye emva koko - kakuhle, ngasekunene yidemon, okanye endaweni yoko, yayimanyene. Kwakumanyene, kwaye, kwaye siye ezandleni sezandla kwiqhosha ukucinezela nokufunda amehlo akho. Kwaye nantsi iguqukela ekubeni intanda, engakrokrekiyo, enyanisweni, umngcatshi. Uzifumene ezo zingelosi. Eyona nto iphambili, ifowuni yeyomntu onesithandwa esixabisekileyo. Kodwa ukuba unabo abantwana, abazali kunye nemali mboleko, emva koko unokulwa kuphela entlungwini yakho eludongeni, uphosa isicelo kwisithuba: "Ngoku ndinolwazi oluxabisekileyo?". Kwaye indawo ye-rzhet kwaye ikhutshiwe nge-UNIDSCRE cutscribe malunga nenyaniso ekrakra.
Kusasa kulungile
Ngakumbi xa uvuka kufutshane nendoda. Umntu ongamaziyo akayothusanga. Yoyika xa lo ngoyena mhlobo ulungileyo. Ubuxoki ke kwaye uncuma ngokungxama, cinga ngenzondelelo ukuba wenze ntoni emva koko. Kwaye uyaqokelela kwi-credder scredder ye-scredder izolo, kwaye iipuzzle zequbuliso zisongelwe. Kwaye le puzzle iyoyikeka. Khange ndifune umhlobo. Waxhathisa, wakhupha izandla zakho ebhultweni, wathi, Hayi, hayi, asimele simele. Kodwa ungazenzi i-bra, kwaye ulunge kakhulu phantsi kwawo. Kwaye umhlobo akayontsimbi. Ngoku kufuneka ngandlel 'ithile uhlala nayo, ngandlela thile Jonga emehlweni amantombazana akhe kwaye wenze ngathi ngathi akukho nto itshintshileyo phakathi kwakho.
Igama kunye ne-shorrow
Kucacile ukuba xa sixabana nelanga lentliziyo yethu, unokusebenzisa ubungakanani bobuninzi besityalo samandla. Kwaye sinesisa ngesisa kwi-palette yokuhlaselwa komzimba ombi kunye neefom. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha siyakuthanda kwaye sinokuqina into engenakuphikiswa. "Ndikutshintshe, ndixelisa i-orgasm kwaye, ecaleni kwendlela, unelungu elincinci." Kwaye yiyo loo nto. Ukusuka kule lock akukho kuphuma. Nokuba une-dick enkulu, kwaye awuzange uyitshintshe. Kwaye asifungi isifungo okanye uxolelo. Akukho lilize ngesiNgesi isiphelo esifileyo sibizwa ngokuba "siphelelwe".
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Kwaye uyathanda ukuqonda ukuba ngubani. Umntu unokuzama ukuthintela olo thando alulawulwa, kwaye aluhambelani phantsi kodidi "ndenze ngezandla zam." Ngapha koko, thanda ukubona okokuqala, kunjalo: wandijonga kathathu, wancuma kabini kwaye wathi: "Yijikeleze, hamba apha." Uyakhathala, unezandla ezintle. Kunye nemilenze. Kunye nelizwi. Nendlebe. Oko kukuthi, okokuqala ngqalelo kuqala kulandela isibini, wesithathu neyeshumi, ekuvavanyeni iimpawu zeqhinga kunye nobugcisa bokuhonjwa okukhoyo. Ukuba emva kokujonga ngasekunene kwi-Zunk kwaye jika, uthanda ukubona okokuqala kunika ingozi, i-spit kunye namagqabi. Kodwa ukuba ayiyeki kwi-bud, iqala i-cragomotine esemgangathweni: "Sikunye nenkosikazi yam, abantu, ndiza kutolika kungekudala, ndinomntwana, ndinemizuzu engamashumi amane." Kwaye kwiminyaka elishumi niyafumanisa ukuba ibambelele kumantombazana ukuze amantombazana alandele: "Kwanele ukuhlala kuthi!" Kwaye ungatsho ukuba akukho mntu uya kukholwa ezandleni zakho.
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