Ngaba uyazi ukuba loluphi usuku olukhulu emhlabeni? Ngomhla wama-31. Indoda endala yabadala esengqiqweni ngalo mhla ivakalelwa ngathi yinkwenkwana eneminyaka emine, umama olibazisekiweyo emsebenzini kwaye ngenxa yoko wahlala eGeriergarten wokugqibela. Ihlala kwikhaphethi, idlala uloliwe kwaye idlala ngololiwe, uneentlungu kunye nokuphelelwa lithemba, kwaye akukho lonwabo ebomini.
Ke apha. Nge-31 kaDisemba, onke amatyala sele enziwe. Izipho zithengiwe, zigcwele kwaye zibekwe phantsi komthi weKrisimesi. I-Herrishbone ngokwayo ifakiwe kwaye ihonjiswe. Kuthengwe into ethengiweyo. Iimpeni ziyakhutshwa. Abasetyhini ngoku bayakothusa ukubhabha kunye nale mpahla ekhitshini, benza amasikilo kunye ne-Stonesnaise Scamal, intsingiselo yento engatshabalalanga phantsi kweenyawo zabo, hayi phantsi kotolo. Ngethamsanqa, ofisi kabani engekavalwa kwinqaba ye-barn, ungahamba nge-31 kaDisemba ukuya emsebenzini. Ngokusesikweni lo mhla wokusebenza. Ekusebenzeni, uninzi lweeofisi, abasemagunyeni sele betshatile, abasebenzi abaqhelekileyo ekuhlaseleni i-champagne yokuthenga, kwaye kuphela amadoda athatyathwa ekhaya, kwaye kuphela amadoda anomhla othululweyo unyaka wakudala. Isantya apho amadoda alahlekileyo esenza isigqibo sokuthumela isithunywa kwigrocery kwi-grocery sithelekiswa kuphela kwisantya apho ukukhanya okubomvu kuya kuncitshiswa khona. Ngenxa yoko, uya kunxila kwinkunkuma sele ineewotshi ezintathu zosuku, sazi, swam. Unako, kunjalo, hlala ekhaya kwaye, masithi, dlala umdlalo wekhompyuter. Ngaba ujongeka kakubi, ukubulala i-ORCs okanye ithathe i-ossound yendawo ye-Assaultreult nge-31 kaDisemba? Kuphela ayizukusebenza. Le yinto yengqondo yomntu: Ukuba umntu (ngakumbi ukuba lo mntu bhinqa) asebenza, akasayi kuzisa amehlo okungekho ngqiqweni. Asiyonto osele uyenzile yonke into kwaye uncedo lwakho alufuneki, kufuneka uveze umfazi ngentliziyo yam yonke, esuka kwimikhosi yokugqibela, kwaye ingaqhubi sonke isibingelelo, kwaye ungaqhubi Iishelufa kuhlaselo, Nkosi. Ukongeza, ngamanye amaxesha ingxaki yendlala ibukhali. Le yindlala ekhethekileyo kwaye ekhethekileyo, eyenzeka minyaka le. Ngolu suku, yonke indawo yasekhitshini ukusuka ekuseni inyanzelwa ukuba ibe kukutya okumnandi. UThixo unaye nesaladi ye-crab ngengqolowa. Kodwa umsindo otyhafisayo, ngokungathi ufunyele kancinci kwioyile yentlanzi, ifakwe i-anyanisi encinci! Kodwa i-blourma eyomileyo, iqhekezwe ziibhanti ezixineneyo! Ngelixa singakhange siphulukane nengqondo apha kwindlala xa ucinga ngayo yonke le nto, yithetha into ephambili: Indoda endandingabantu abadala kule meko iba yinkwenkwe ebike ikhitshi. Ngezigqibo ezifanelekileyo kunye nezenzo ezivela kwintanda. Abafazi baseRussia ngokubanzi bathabatha lula indima yokohlwaya kukamama, kwaye ukusela kweesoseji ezivela etafileni kuyindlela egqibeleleyo yokubazisa ngaphambili. Ngesizathu esithile, ngenxa yesizathu esivakalayo, abafazi bakholelwa ukuba nge-31 kaDisemba akunakwenzeka ukuba atye de kube ngokuhlwaKule nto, ngokucacileyo ikhupha iposi yeKrisimesi, xa bekunokwenzeka ukuba ilanga litshone kwaye inkanyezi yokuqala (isakhumbula intengiso yebhanki ") iposti phantse (ngendlela, elizweni I-80% ithathela ingqalelo i-orthodox kwaye phantse i-100% impikiswano kwi-ENCE yoNyaka oMtsha, kweyona posi ingqongqo yeKrisimesi. Ngexesha amasalela omhla wemozulu entsha, ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuthatha kwaye umlo we-Kuranste uya kuhamba kunye nendoda eqhelekileyo elambileyo. Entokazi, ngendlela, akukho moni yonyaka yonyaka nayo ayisayi kuba sabulawa imini yonke kwislab, kwaye le reptile ayizukuthanda. Kutheni le nto iyimfuneko? Kodwa imveliso, ngokomgaqo ukhona. Le ayiyiyo indlela osilinde ngayo. Ngaphandle kwezikhokelo ezicacileyo, indlela yokutsiba ekhitshini yeBraunsCosChEiig, ngaphandle kokungafumani intloko yamehlo (nangona sisinika kanye icebiso). Ityala ngokubanzi likunye. UNyaka oMtsha uqala kuyo yonke imilo ye-krats okanye kwintetho kaMongameli. Umntu othile uthenga iibhola, kwaye uyavuya. Umntu, ophuma kwi-dieper, eqhekeza ibhokisi nge-locomotive. Umntu uyakroba ikhephu lekhephu kwifestile kunye nendlela i-cract ihombisa ngayo yonke indawo enamabala. Umfazi wakho, ukucula nokutshaya abanye, ukunciphisa isaladi. Wena, usebenzisa ikhefu kwaye uzama ukudibanisa ngefenitshala, ngokugqibeleleyo utshabalalisa isaladi kwaye ufumane i-halter ebunzini. Lo ngunyaka wakho omtsha. Olu lokonwaba. Kusisidenge ukubaleka kulonwabo. Ngokunyaniseka :)