Ugqogqa ungonwabanga ... ngenkunkuma ephosa itafile yebhedi, ilahlekile itipot kwaye ikhupha kwigumbi lokuhlambela: "Bunny, awusibonanga ntlawulo yam?" Ngoku ubomi bakho abuyi kuba njalo. Kwindlu yakho kukho into entsha, enomdla kwaye ingaqhelekanga!
1. Isithuba sibanjiwe
Ndixelele ngenceba, kutheni umntu eneeshelufa ezininzi? Hayi, kulungile, uyaqondakala: kule bhokisi enemihlambi, kuloo-ifoto "i kunye nolwandle" kunye ne-vast ene-vaces. Sukuzibeka kwimfumba enye, enyanisweni, musa ukuqamba kwaphela. Kodwa kutheni le nto? Umntu ongenalo i-lollipop, ungasathethi-khankanya ubuhlalu! Olunye uhlobo lweebhokisi zesantya esiphantsi kunye neebhokisi ezingagunyaziswanga. Kwaye kutheni ifanele ifanele ifumaneke malunga Ndinethemba lokuba yimfihlakalo yendalo! Iishelfu ezintathu kwigumbi lokuhlambela, i-farewell! Window, ndiza kukukhumbula! ..2. Isithuba siphawulwe!
Ngoku uyathanda ukuba indalo iyazi ngokuchanekileyo: Amadoda abucala anohlobo lweHomo aya kwenza intsimi. Ngethamsanqa, kwahlukile kunamagqabi, umzekelo. Kodwa bayayenza! Ngamanye amaxesha ungalandela indlela oyithandayo kwi-tundration yekhephu elinekhephu: Ayemisa kwaye wasusa isihlangu esinye, ndazijonga esisibini, ngoku i-glock inye, Kwi sweatshi ... Isokisi yesibini iginywe kwelinye icala lendlu. Ngokubanzi, apho kukho indoda, awukwazi ukuqaphela. Emva kwethuba icace gca: Wayekho kuyo yonke indawo.
3. Ngaba unayo imigodi
Ukuba umntu wayecinga ukuba umntu ulikhalaza apha, ke ungaze nakanye! Okokuqala, ngelixa umthanda, ndilale kunye neesokisi. Okwesibini, kunye nokuhleka, i-stimpank ye-stimpank ye-stimpank ephezulu kunye nekomityi kunye noManti we-Nad, uneebhonasi ezahlukeneyo. Umzekelo, umzekelo, i-screwdrhoners. Into epholileyo, ngamanye amaxesha inokufika ngesandla ukuba iseke. Kunye nempahla eyongezelelweyo. Makungazenzi monakalo kule moto ukuba ibhadule igumbi elingaphezulu kwe-Coyimbe ngaphezulu kwe-lace peiglenoir. Ke ngoko, kutheni le nto kanye iqhekeza lesonka liphuma kwiplate lalo. Kwaye ngokubanzi, awuyeki ukuba unxibe i-bustier yakho. Sukulungisa? Ewe, uxolo, mntwana.4. Ekhitshini - Iindaba
AMAXESHA AMANQAKU - Calebas. Kunye nebhanki yale ... i-matanaya. Iqabane, ewe. Asiyisebenzisi le nto, xa yayiqhele ukwakha kanye-kwaye ndiye ndaqonda ukuba kutheni i-Latin American Classics inamaqhawe angaqhelekanga kwintloko yonke. Kodwa ayizukuphinda inyibilike kakhulu. Nangona kunjalo, i-pirem yakhe ayithandayo, ivela kwenye indawo kwihlathi lase-Asia, ivumba kakhulu. Kwi-freezer yajoyina imingxunya emibini yekhilogrem. Kodwa i-chips iqalile isofa nakwidesika yekhompyuter.
5. Iphepha elivelisiweyo
Ngokungathi ulunywa. Unxiba, esiya kwi-ramonica, dodecahedrome, ibhola yekhephu kunye ne-Zarathustra iyayazi enye into. Nokuba uhlala eziphatha, heirno, elele i-roenko kwaye ngokubanzi kwiqela le-elastic. Ngoku wawa enikeleni, kunye nemilenze, iintloko nababingeleli. Kwaye wabeka ecaleni kwenye indawo kwisofa.6. Zityamba ngokungakhethi
Ishishini elimdaka, elicocekileyo. Ukucoceka ngesizathu esithile, ngokuchasene noko, ukufelwa kabukhali njengembono. Intaba yasePisanskaya kwi-SInk ayikhuli ijikeleze iwotshi, kodwa kwimizuzwana, de ikhasi leekhabhathi zesitya ayinanto. Emva koko umntu obuyayo esizingelani ngenxa yeplagi, esonka sengquzulwano, ebengagungqi, ethule, esusa enye ifoloko! Uyamhlalisa, angcolise, aze aqhubeke ehlala ngokungxama aze azive engxamile. Ikomityi enomenti owenziwe ze ziyakhula ngokwahlukeneyo. Inokwenzeka ngokubanzi ukuba ingashiyi, lonke ixesha ikofu efanayo aya kwenziwa.
7. I-Kotlol iphoswe
Unesiqhelo, i-niskofuchento ayisiyo imanyano yovavanyo, kodwa unonxantathu wothando kwindlu yakho. Wena, yena nekati. Ekuqaleni, ikati ayiqondi ukuba yintoni enkulu nengxolo, kunye nephunga (kwaye ngamanye amaxesha, malunga nokothuka, ukubamba!) Isidalwa esikumhlaba waso. Ukrokrela ukuba olu luhlobo oluthile lwe-catirish mega-ikati, yathunyelwa esuka kwikati yekati yakhe, ihlwempu, izono ezincinci nezincinci nezincinci. Emva koko, ikati izama ukulwa, ukuthatha isigqibo sokuthengisa ngaphezulu kobomi abasithoba. Uhlasela ikona kwaye ngamanye amaxesha uyayiphawula intsimi, ngelishwa, ayisoloko isokisi. Nangona kunjalo, ke loo mzuzu uza xa ikati, iyancwina, ngokutshaya, ihlazisa nge-karma enzima kwaye inesisa esizibabele esi sidalwa ebusuku. Ukuba le ndoda ichanekile, uqonde ngokulula lo mzuzu: iyaphela ukugaya kwaye izama ukuzama ukulala kwisikhundla esinye, ukuze singashukumi kwiikhilogs ezintlanu zovuyo olungazithembi.
8. Yenzeka, into icocwe
Ngamanye amaxesha kuyenzeka ukuba umnyango wegumbi lokugcina uphele ukuya kwiCrak. Kwenzeka, utshintsho oluqhekekileyo lwe-crane. Ngamaxesha athile uyayeka ukuthambisa idrowa yesifuba. Iibhalbhu ezikhanyayo ngokubanzi zikhuselwe njengabantwana esikolweni. Kwaye ngoku awucingi ukuba isiqingatha seyure, ovela kubafowunelwa besini se-masculine ukuze abize xa unemingcwabo yokungcwatywa engaziwayo ngelaptop. Ngenkalipho ubhale ngenkalipho kwincoko! Le yi-shaggy, ehleli kwigumbi elilandelayo.9. Ufundisiwe ngokwenkcubeko
Ngoku uyazi ukuba uqala njani i-windows, kwaye lithini ixesha le-charmpion. Kwaye nawe uqalisa ukuba nomfanekiso-ngqondweni whothini le nto. Uya kufunda ngobukho kunye neempawu zento engaqondakaliyo "njengemfazwe yonke: Shogun 2", kunye nenyani yokuba i-meghade ikhuphe umntu omtsha. Kwithebhulethi yakho ngequbuliso ityhilwe i-Wibson Gibson. Yonke imihla ulwazi lwakho luphindaluphele. Ngaba lusizi oluninzi? Ewe, ngaphambi kwenqanaba le-Eccilesiast, awukafiki- kwaye ngokunyaniseka unethemba lokuba ungahambanga ngaphambili kunokuba umbhiyozo wegolide.
10. Inkqubo ye-nevous hards!
Awusasebenzi xa kukho into eyenziwayo "bubum" kunye "Yaau!" Sukujija xa i-crystal ivakala ekhitshini. Awuyi kuba nentlonipho xa ufike emntwini omkhulu kwaye shaggy ubusuku obumnyama endleleni eya kwigumbi lokuhlambela. Xa umnyango ufowulelwa kusasa, awusenakufihla phantsi kwesofa, kodwa ukuthumela umniniyo webharini eqinisekileyo kunye ne-lexiton etyebileyo. Kwaye ukuba ubusuku obuBini bamamele abamelwane "Vladimir Central, kukho umntu oza kuthetha ngokwenkcubeko malunga neenzuzo ezingenakuphikwa kwe-meghades. Kwaye akukho zi-fasbs zokuphinda ziphinde zifuneke ngoku! Kuba, bona into 4, kwibhokisi yekhitshi yakho ngengca ishenxisiwe ibhotile ye "Bushmils";)