Xa usenza uluhlu lweempawu zendoda efezekileyo, esixhome kwilizwi elizolileyo, elimbi, kuba ngoku siyitemplate kwaye siqinise.
Ukukhululwa
Sinesidlo sasemini kwindawo yokutyela nge-potato, ngesitokhwe. Siza kuthenga iibhotile ezili-12 ze-ketchup kwangoko, ayikhuphi iminyaka elishumi. Ungayigcina phi? Ewe, phantsi kwetafile yekhompyuter. Kutheni iphosa ijacket endala, isenokulungiswa! Kwaye njalo imini yonke imihla, yonke imihla yokuba uthatha isigqibo sokuba uBomi onamandla kakhulu emhlabeni awunantsingiselo kwaye ungenathemba. Ewe, oko, ukuba ixabisa iziqwenga ezingama-20. Kwaye ngequbuliso i-zombie Apocalypse, kwaye banokuyifumana nje ingqondo kumgama! Ngenxa yoko, kuthathelwa isibane, kwaye usapho luhlala kwimo yokuzama "Ungaphila njani kumvuzo we-ruble eyi-1000 ngeveki, ukondla okuhle kwaye kuluncedo."
Ngolungelelwano
Njengommiselo, ukuchaneka kwakhe ukuvuka nge-7 kusasa, xa ulapha, ufowuna, ufuna ukuba nesidlo sakusasa ngokuzolileyo, ngaphandle kokucinga ngayo nantoni na. Kulo mzuzu ukuba uya kwindawo enombulelo ongcwele: "Ngaba uya kuhlala uphosa ikofu kwi-sinki? Ke, ngendlela, nakwezininzi, akude. Hayi, akazukuzihlamba izitya - olu lukhuni olubi, fu. Uya kuhamba ngcono, uya kukhangela ukukhanya kwakhe: "Iphi ukukhanya kwam? Ndihlala ndiyibeka kwitafile yebhedi! Kwenzeka njani kwigumbi lokugcina ?! Zingaphi izinto ezinokutshintshwa kwiindawo ezingalindelekanga kuzo !!! "
Isitayile
Umntu onaye kwaye ngonaphakade uya kuwulibala umbuzo "Well, hamba njani?" Kuba ukuphendula, uya kuncipha, uyakufuna, uthi "mzuzu", icacisa imikhono, esongelayo, ishwankathela ukuba utyala yonke ngaphambili Le ntyatyambo, ayiyi kuba yiyo, hayi kakhulu i-wishchensk, iphantse i-boho. Ke ngoko, umntu wakho olandelayo uya kuba nombono ka-7 kunye nengqokelela ye-fan-t-fan kuwo onke amaxesha onyaka.
Igcinwe kakuhle
Unokuba negama elithi "-igcinwe kakuhle" elihambelana nolusu olucekeceke kunye nevumba elimnandi leziqholo ezingamadoda. Kwaye awufuni ukubona ukuba indoda ihamba njani ejikeleze indlu nge-brazing evela kumanqaku amnyama empumlo? Kwaye njani ukuba uhlolisise njani iziphumo zokucoca kuyo? Okanye kwenzeka njani phakathi kwesitya sesibini kwaye iDesset icoceke ngokupheleleyo intambo yamazinyo? Kodwa eyona ngxaki iphambili yendoda egcinwe kakuhle, ngokuqinisekileyo, imbambano yokulungiswa kweliso. Izandla ziya kucocwa, kodwa kufanelekile ukuba zisuswe ziinwele ezifana nabantu aziva kwaye ziqala ukubuza imibuzo yobudenge malunga nokuqhelaniswa nezifundo. Luhlobo luni lokubuyela umva!
Ezoqoqosho
Isherifu, utsho, nawuphina umntu ufanele ukuba akwazi ukuhenyuza ... Ukunyaniseka, unamasheyufa amaninzi? Kodwa ngendoda yezoqoqosho uya kuba neeshelufa, ithethwe kwitafile yasekhitshini, kunye nomgangatho wesamente kwigumbi lokuhlambela, kuba ifunda i-tile ye-tiles, kunye nebhokisi yokugcina iitapile kwi-balcony. Nokutyala le potato entwasahlobo - ayingelilo into abe yibhokisi yenkosi. Kunye ne-Intanethi ngemodm ye-3 kunye neentambo ezi-5, linda, linda, hayi indlela yokusebenza, ndinike i-Bite apha into enye ...
Umkhuseli
Hayi. Nika. Thixo. Uza kuba ngumbhobho kunye ne-rag, ungaphila kwihlabathi le-pink pony. Kwaye umntu wacwangcisiwe ukuba alwe imvume kunye nokuqubha ngokuchasene nokuqokelela kwayo yonke iqokelela yonke into engafaneleki kwisithili. Zonke ii-govening gopnings, abamelwane abanebala elingahlawulelwanga kunye nenkuthalo yemoto ngomothuko iya kuba yeyakho. Kufuneka sikukhusele komnye umntu. Ngokubanzi, bhala lo mgangatho kuluhlu lwe-stonlist, kuphela ukuba uyathanda ukubaleka amadoda ajikelezayo, linda ngenqindi lezihlangu kwaye ukhwaze izintso, izintso! "
Kunye nemvakalelo yokuhlekisa
Umntu oza kuqaphela ekugqibeleni uthumela umhlobo ovela kwi-Intanethi- le yindoda enaye. Ukufundisa nawe ukuba uvuye kwi-cerier-othukayo yomhla wokuzalwa, faka imali yendawo emnyama, vuka ngokukhawuleza ekuseni kwaye ngaphambi kwexesha ukutshata iKhalenda nge-1 ka-Epreli. Ewe, kwaye ezinye iindinyana ezivela emzalweni oya kufunda ngentliziyo, kuba kunjalo, iyahlekisa. Ngendlela, ubusazi ukuba xa uhlamba intloko yakho, ujongeka njengoMarina Mensson? Ha ha ha!
