Ibhinqa ngalinye liphupha ukuba le ndoda imxelela amagama afuna ukuyiva. Kwaye uthini? Akunjalongo noko. Uthi "Yep". I-Universal Yep, phendula kuyo yonke imibuzo. "Uyandithanda?" - "Yep". "Kwaye yintoni oyithandayo?" - "Yep". Yilwa nazo, kodwa uxolo. Nangona kunjalo, imifanekiso iyakwazi ukuziphindezela.
Sasibeka esichengeni ubomi, kodwa sisolula owona mabinzana axabiseke kakhulu baphupha ukuva. Funda kwaye ungaze uyitsho. Ewe, ade ayeke ukubakhathaza.Ndixelele kwakhona, njengokuba nawe unamathele ...
Ayinamsebenzi ukuba bahlolile apho kunye neKondan. Kwibanga lesihlanu elinamavili. Itsale igama loonobumba abathathu eludongeni lweMausoleum, emva koko bafihliwe kubalindi abanobukroti. Badlale kwi-hussar kunye ne-drank vodka yebhakethi. Suyinaka. Kubalulekile ukuba akuxelele malunga namaxesha angama-500, kwaye oku kunyaka ophelileyo. Kwaye ufuna ukuxela kwakhona. Amaxesha amaninzi amaninzi. Buza nje!Ndichulumancisa xa unxila
Kwaye ukuba akukho kuphela i-vodka kuphela, kodwa necuba yiyo, ngokubanzi lelona lizwe linamandla emhlabeni. Xa eshiya kwixesha elizayo, mbona: Uyamangalisa ngenxa yokuba ujongekekile. Ilinde into oyithethayo. Haha.Ndiza kuhamba nenja kunye nenja, kwaye usakhona
Kwaye, ngendlela, umbono wokufumana inja yeyakho. Kwaye uhambe naye ngeentsuku ezine zokuqala. Ndide ndidlale ngaphandle. Ngoku inja ekuseni ayikwazi nokuzama ukujonga kwicala lakho, kuba uyazi ukuba ayisebenzi. Inja elumkileyo. Ngokomfanekiso abanye abasalinde eli binzana kuwe.Ndicinga ukuba usela kancinci
Into ofanele uyibize le nto ngeloxesha xa ivula enye ibhotile kwaye ityhila intloko yakhe emagxeni. Kuba ngoku iya kufika. Ke yena uyaphupha ukuba uza kufika. Kodwa hayi igumbi leparali, kunye ne-din-din-din-din. I-Suck kuye egxalabeni kwaye wahlebeza le yeyona nto iphambili. Inkwenkwe enkulu, kwaye kwiintsomi ziyakholelwa.Iintsana ziyadinisa kakhulu, ndiza kudlala naye
Kuyaqondakala ukuba yonke imisebenzi eyoyikisayo oyithatha phezu kwakho, kwaye uya kufumana enye emnandi kuphela. Kwiminyaka emihlanu kamva. Hayi, ngcono emva kwesixhenxe. Ngalo mzuzu uya kufundisa umntwana ukuba adlale i-bombat ofileyo kwaye acoceke. Kwaye baya kuzonwabisa kunye. Ubuhle g!Iitempile ezongezelelweyo, kwaye ziya kuphosa
Eyona nto iphambili kumfazi? Injalo loo nto, utshaba. Inkosikazi elungileyo ayinyamalali, inkosikazi elungileyo ikhupha nantoni na.Ngubani odinga ezi ntyatyambo?
Hayi, kulungile, ngomhla wokuzalwa kunye nesibhozo ka-Matshi. Emva koko iintyatyambo ziyafuneka - ukuze zingacingi malunga nokuba loluphi uhlobo lwesipho sokuthenga. Nangenye imihla abadingi mntu. Ngapha koko, imali enjalo enjalo.Amadoda ayedalelwe imfazwe. Zintle kangakanani iitanki
Kunye nezinye iimfazwe ezikwi-Intanethi. Ingaba ibuza njani, ukuze isebenzise injongo yakhe yendalo? Kwaye usasebenzisa eyakho. Lungiselela into, uzibophelelayo kunye nabantwana. Ewe, ngamafutshane, ungahlali ngefestile, ulinde intanda yakho kwi-raid. Nxiba ishishini. Yaziswa? Sikwahlekisa, ewe.Sukuchukumisa i-vacuum cleaner!
Kunye nebhakethi yenkunkuma kunye nomsele wokucoca iitapile. Yonke le nto ayiyomicimbi yamadoda. Indoda ine-drill, engachukumisi iminyaka emithathu, kuba ayikabi sava ishelufu apho ixhonywe khona. Okwangoku wayethatha isigqibo-ngamaphupha akho ukuba umnqula ukuba wenze enye into. Iphazamisa, Damn!Ithini enye i-yorkshire tarriers? Masithenge i-husky! Kwaye umpu!
Ayinamsebenzi ukuba unegumbi elinye legumbi, kwiyadi iqonga lokufumana izinja lihamba i-5 ukuya kwi-5 leemitha, kwaye alinayo itikiti lokuzingela, kuba uKabanov uyoyika kakhulu kunoFreddie Kruger. Ingayikhathaleli, i-Walsaw! Amaphupha abantwana kufuneka aphunyezwe. Oko kukuthi-kufuneka ube namaphupha abantwana bakhe. Ufuna inyani, kodwa ivila kakhulu.Ewe kunjalo, ukuthwala konke ukubanjwa. Ndiyakuthanda ukucoca i-rotanov
Kwaye emva koko ubambe ikati yabo kwaye ujonge kwakhona ikhawuntara yesilwanyana yeGeiger. Ewe, ewe, ndabanjwa esixekweni, apho bengazi ntoni. Kodwa ungumntu omncinci! Iya kuthakazelelwa. Kufuneka ikhuthazwe.Kungekudala singomhlanga. Kuthekani ngenkwenkwe?
Eli binzana lingamanzi aphilayo aphalazwe kwi-HOQO HOLULE. Kuba esoyika kakhulu umbuzo "sithandwa, uyakhumbula ukuba loluphi usuku namhlanje ?!" Kwaye ndilapha, okokuqala, kukhumbuze. Okwesibini-Ucebisa ukubhiyozela lo mhla njengoko efuna. Ewe, kwizinto zakhe ezikhumbulayo kwaye zinikezelwe, kunjalo.Masikuthengise i-Harley!
Ichaphazeleka ikakhulu kumsitho oceba ukuba nomntwana kwaye uhlehlise imali kwimoto yosapho. Ewe, ukuba isihlalo semoto sikhawulezelwe ngokulula, kwaye ayisiyiyo kuphela i-strollen engenamntu enqini, kwaye neqela leephakheji ukusuka kwi-AUCON, kwaye, okona kubaluleke kakhulu, iirekhodi zokhuseleko kumchweli. Ngubani osweleyo, eh? Apha iHarley iyimfuneko kuye. Ke, kungenjalo kakhulu kukuphakamisa inkululeko elahlekileyo.Sukuzama ukutsala emva kwam kwigumbi elifanelekileyo! Yiya ngelixa kwi-dash shot
Ewe, okanye uvumele uhambo lwe-carousel. Kwindawo yokuthenga yanamhlanje, kukho oomatshini bokuthambisa kunye neminye imiqobo. Hayi kubantwana, enyanisweni. Kuba amadoda evele evenkileni.Ndidikiwe. Mhlawumbi siza kuyibona ibhola?
Kuya kufuneka ufunde amabinzana amathathu. Nazi: "Yizani, yizani!", "Usebenza ntoni, yintoni edaliweyo !!" Kwaye "Monkey unyana we-esile!". Kamsinya nje wabalukisa "Uyabona? Hayi, uyayibona ?! "Vavanya imeko esendle kwaye ukhethe ibinzana elifanelekileyo. Andifuni? Eh. Kwaye waphupha ngayo.Bukela i-boobs!
Hayi eyakho, imeko ecacileyo. Ubone eyakho isigidi. Kwaye ngoku ifuna ngokwenene ukufumana ukungazithembi ukujonga nayiphi na i-boobs eyongezelelweyo. I-Naive!Kwaye yintoni umahluko kum, ufumana malini?
Ibinzana, emva koko ungayifudumeza. Ke yena, ungamxeleli, kuba akunakwenzeka ukuba uxoke ngokwahlukileyo, ujonge umntu emehlweni. Kodwa unethemba. Uhlala enethemba ewe.Umama uyabiza, ungayithathi ifowuni
Kuba umama, ityala elicacileyo, akaze afowunele kanye, kodwa kuphela ngenjongo yokwenene. Umzekelo, kufuneka isuswe kwi-cottagerage amashumi amane eebhokisi zeedola. Ewe, ngoku ngokubanzi, ngaphandle kwezandla zobudoda kwi-cottage. Intwasahlobo ingakumbi. Eli binzana, ngendlela, elinokuthi litsho. Nokuba iibhombu zokuzibulala zinelungelo lokufumana umnqweno wokugqibela. Makazivuye. Ekugqibeleni. Umama uza kuphinda abuye.Sele ndiyitshintshe ioyile emotweni, musa ukukhathazeka
Nokuba uyanyikima ngaphezulu kwe-Swallom yakhe, njenge-golm ngaphezulu kweringi, isafuna ukuba uyenze. Kwimeko ongasebenziyo, kodwa, umzekelo, ngoku kwikhefu lokugcina abantwana. Andenzi kwanto imini yonke! Ekhaya bahleli! Inokutshintsha ioyile, kukho iimeko zemizuzu emihlanu.Nangona kunjalo, uMichelangelo upholile i-raphael
Hayi, ayikho malunga namagcisa, imalunga nama-turn. Ewe, sele iqondakale. Kwaye uyazi ntoni? Mxelele. Makabe nelinye ibinzana elinye elaliphupha ngalo. Makavuye. Awuyi kubiza nantoni na. Ewe, siyayazi loo nto ukuba i-DoDollo i-steeper, kuba smart. Siyavumelana nawe. Kodwa ngesizathu esithile ukuba amakhwenkwe amthande uMike. Makhe acinge ukuba uyavumelana naye. Mhlawumbi kuya kuba lula kuye ukulibala malunga naloo mini imbi xa umxelele ukuba uyathandana neSchröder.