Yonke intombazana inobuhlungu kakhulu. Ngenxa yokuba ebethenjisiwe ukuba athotyiwe, ekhohlisiwe, walahlekiswa! Kwaye yenza ntoni le ntombazana xa yayikhohlisiwe? Ilungile loo nto-ifanelekile isikrelemnqa. Kodwa ukuthuthwa ngeofisi yasezulwini kusisidenge, kuba umphezulu akayi kuphendula ngaphezulu. Iziphumo? Kufuneka sixabane ngentanda yakho, kunjalo! Jikelezisa i-Steam kwaye kwakhona ube ngumongikazi kunye nelahleko.
Kwaye akunyanzelekanga ukuba nexhala malunga nento yokuba akukho sizathu. Imifanekiso eqokelele ishumi ishumi. Izizathu ezilishumi ezinzima zokummisa isayekiso.
Akakubizi
Inketho yokuphumelela ephumelele, kuba inqaku lokufumana ingqalelo unokuqonda nantoni na. Ngaba uhlala ebona i-hairstyle entsha? Ngaba uyawukhumbula umhla wokuqabula kwakho okokuqala? Unomdla, yayinjani imini yokusebenza? Uyaqonda ukuba ubuye wavuka nomama, kwaye uza neti kunye nelamuni kunye nethontsi le-brandy? "Kubi ukuba ngoluhlobo!" "Ucinga, kwaye uhlehlise isikrelemnqa amaxesha angcono." Ewe, kude kube lixesha elininzi xa ekugqibeleni esebenzisana. Kulungile, alilize. Iintyatyambo? Kunye nokuthambisa? Kwaye "unomdla wasekhaya" xoxa ?!
Ungayikhangela njani: Khawufane ucinge ukuba yikati elihlwempuzekileyo. Ngokoqobo. Uyikati elihlwempu, zama kwakhona ukuguqa umniniyo, kwaye uyakutyhalela phantsi kwe-fluffy ass kwaye uthi "hayi ngoku, murzik." Yintoni eyenza ikati? Qaphela, Akayifunekiyo kwizini. Ukhubaza kunye nokuluma, kwaye emva koko uthandana kwizini. Kuba ihlazo, iyanicaphukisa!
Ukufihla ubungakanani bomvuzo
Ukufihla izindlu-ezifihla, nokuba izisa yonke kwaye ibeka kwitafile yebhedi. Musa ukuba nesibindi-asiwo wonke umvuzo, kodwa imbeko yakhe kuphela, kwaye ingeyiyo into enkulu leyo. Okuseleyo kuchithwa kuzo zonke iintlobo zentsimbi yendoda, kwaye oku, kunjalo, kuchanekile. Kodwa kuphela okoko ungakuthandi ukutyhala. Inqaku ayisiyiyo ayinakukwazi ukuchitha imali ngokukhululekileyo, awayifumana ngokwakhe ngokwakhe. Inqaku kukuba uyaxoka kuwe! Ukuxoka kwaye ukungasebenziyo ziimpawu. Kwaye makazame ukubonisa okwahlukileyo, ha!
Ungayikhangela njani: Kanye kokholo lokumangalela akunjalo. Chaza ngakumbi?
Uchitha iisokisi
Iiklasi zohlobo. Ukuhlazisa kwesi sihloko kubonakala ngathi uneentloni, kuba lolona hlobo lona, kunjalo? Ewe, ewe, kunjalo. Kodwa, ukuba ujonga kwelinye icala, sisizathu sokuvavanywa zizigidi zabafazi. AKUKHO nto imangalisayo. Akukho lula Kufanelekile, ukubambelele.
Ungayikhangela njani: Ewe, yena ocacileyo, akakuhloneli. Kuba umntu akacingi kuba. Ngapha koko, kuphela iparoti ethethayo kuphela enokwavuya kangangeminyaka. Kwaye kuphela i-basset hound ingagcinwa kwiphunga. Awuphawuli kwaye ayisiyonja, hayi? Ke yintoni esihogweni, ukuba ujonge ezi socks yonke imihla kwaye uphinda-phinde ubunyani "ubekwe ebhaskithini, ubeke ibhasikithi"? Ayilunganga kuwe! FAS!
Ushiya isipuni sokutya kwifriji
Kwakhona nendlu. Ngaba ucinga ukuba isizathu esithandekayo? Awuyazi nje indlela yokupheka! Izityholo zasekhaya zihlala zibangela umdla, kuba umchasi uhlala kukho impikiswano. Nantsi ipeyinta izikhonkwane zakho, kwaye akakwazi ukuphefumla, kodwa uyayinyamezela, enyamezele kwaye athule. Myeke athi cwaka. Kwaye uthi.
Ungayikhangela njani: Inqaku ayisiyiyo le nto ngelishwa i-spoons yokutya emazantsi epani enkulu ndiyaxolisa ukuphosa (uya kuyithetha loo nto, ngokuqinisekileyo). Akazifikeleli izitya zokungahlambe, kucacile. Kwaye ngubani ohlambe into? Wena. Oko kukuthi, sisithembiso ngqo - hey, khoboka, ukhathalele inkosi yakho. Ayisiyonyani, huh?
Usebenzisa kakubi abantwana
QAPHELA! Into enetyhefu! Sukuvula ngaphandle kwesidingo esigqithisileyo, ungasebenzi ngaphandle kwezixhobo zokhuselo lobuqu, ungasebenzisi phambi kwabantwana nezilwanyana zasekhaya. Ukuchithwa kwemali yendawo yokuhlala emva kokusetyenziswa kuyafuneka.
Ungayikhangela njani: Utyhutyha, wazala umgubo, nento yonke ebaxhalabisayo ngobomi babo bonke. Kuba i-Psyche iyawaphula, kwimeko ecacileyo, kwaye ibonisa umzekelo ombi. Unyana wakho ngelishwa uya kukhula anjalo. Intombi yakho iya kuyikhetha umyeni wakhe njengotata. Kwaye konke! Yonke into! Yintoni kanye kanye "yonke," awunakuchaza ngakumbi, kuba kanye yenza into engalunganga. Umzekelo, umntwana uthi "ikhefu, ndixakekile." Oku kuqhubeke nokwenza intembelo esisiseko emhlabeni!
Uvelaphi emsebenzini. Okanye kwangoko
Ewe, yonke into ilula apha. Nokuba uyakutshintsha, okanye akakuniki idayinti kwaye akafuni kusebenza ukuze asebenze kwikamva lakho lokusebenzisana.
Ungayikhangela njani: Ukuba awunakhwele, jonga imuvi ethile eyiyoyikisayo malunga nokuvukela umbuso kunye nokuwa kobudlelwane. Zibeke endaweni ye-heroine. I-patch. Khawufane ucinge yonke into eyoyikisayo yesikhundla sakho kwaye unike iphini ejikelezayo. Kwaye bafika kuye i-sms yomxholo ongalinganiyo, into enje ", uxhonywa phi ?!". Makhe afune, xa wayegoduka entlanganisweni. Kwaye ukuba isikrelemnqa simalunga nento yokuba iza kwangoko emsebenzini - emva koko ubone i-binema malunga nokuvukela umbuso kunye nokuwa kobudlelwane. Yimalini kuphela i-movie i-hollywood. Apho, yonke into engamanyano inamakhulu amathathu ekhayeni kunye negadi egqibeleleyo. Kwaye unayo-33 iMbali ye-Squere ye-33 ngokulungiswa koomasipala. Kuba umntu akafuni ukwenza ngokuqhelekileyo, kodwa ufuna ukusebenza, ukungazicingeli. I-ArgH!
Izandla zakhe zikhula ziphuma kwii-tautts
Ewe, ngenxa yokuba itanki lihamba iiveki ezimbini, kwaye imibutho ayibekiwe unyaka. Kwaye oku kungcono. Phambi kokuba kusonjulwe, kungcono ukuthatha umfanekiso wegumbi lonke: Ndiqinisekisa iliso nawe kwaye awusazivezi iindawo ezithe tye kwindlala. Ewe, okanye udiniwe nje ukumkhumbuza, kwaye ukwazi kwakho kugxothile zonke iintsilelo ezivela kwimemori.
Ungayikhangela njani: Umbuzo ngulo - kwaye xa ugqiba ulilibele ukuba itrayi yekati kufuneka ihlanjwe, ukuba kwifriji kufuneka ibe kukutya, kwikhithi yoncedo yokuqala-kwaye ebantwaneni iyunifomu yesikolo esisulungekileyo? Impendulo- awuzange ulibale. Ngesizathu esithile ukhumbule yonke into kwaye wenze yonke into ngexesha. Kwaye akanakho ukuzisusa iingcingo kwibhokisi yonyaka wesithathu. Kwaye yonke imihla ususa imipu yoboya bekati kubo. Unyaka wesithathu!
"Kodwa vasya ..."
Ukuba indoda yakho igqibelele kakhulu, lixesha lokuba sibuyele kubulumko bookhokho. Ngaba uyakhumbula ukuba umama wakho akubeka njani kumzekelo womfundi wakho ofunda naye ndhu? Kwaye yena ulunge kakhulu, kwaye iimbaleki, nasekuhleni. Ayisiyiyo loo nto. Apha, phakathi kwabahlobo bakho, kukho iNinta. Ngengqondo-vasya.
Ungayikhangela njani: Ewe, ithini i-vasi? Indlu eStometer? Abantwana abathathu? I-Destital isutition? I-torso, njenge-Arni encinci? Zonke zithabatha, yonke into iza kwenzeka. Kuba intombazana ye-vasina inokujonga emehlweni encwadini. Kwaye kuwe - amehlo eHolena. Kwaye ukumjonga njani? Yile nto ifana nebhokhwe. Apho, njengoko uyazi, abafundi banxanelwanga kwaye ngenxa yoko ukujonga akuthethi nto konke konke. Chwetheza ubomi be-pokerfias. Kuphela yibhokhwe ekuthiwa yindalo, kwaye unezinto zokufakelwa. Mhlawumbi ukunika okungenani isizathu sokuzingca ngabo, eh?
Akazithandi iintombi zakho
Iintombi zingumxholo we-Win-Win, kuba abayithandi iqinisekile. Oko kukuthi, phawula ngokungagungqiyo, kunjalo. Kodwa wayengamthandi ngoLwesihlanu ngolwesiHlanu ngokuhlwa ukuze ahlale nomntwana kunye nokuhamba inja. Kwaye ke ngoko ujonga iwotshi kwaye ubhale iSMS "kakuhle, uphi?"
Ungayikhangela njani: Funda okuthile malunga nabafazi abacinezelweyo abangamaMislim. Kwamanye amazwe, izinto ezimbi azinawo amalungelo kwaphela, oko kukuthi, ngokoqobo. Baze bazeke nabasemzini, kuba ukujonga amadoda - onesono. Nkosi, bade bathathe imifanekiso kunye ne-rag ebusweni bayo! Kodwa banawo banelungelo lokudibana nabahlobo, xa bafuna. Kwaye ungumfazi ofundileyo ofundileyo kunye nebhinqa ngokubanzi. Unamalungelo onke. Ukongeza kwilungelo lokumema isihlwele kwindlu yabafazi abafundileyo, banxila kancinci kwaye banxila. Phantsi ngophawu!
Wayekhutyekisiwe kakhulu ngonyaka wamawaka amabini anesihlanu
Uhleli wedwa kwikhitshi kunye nabahlobo. Uvule ifestile kunye nomoya wehlobo odlale ngeenwele zakho. Ugcine ilayini ezandleni zakho, kodwa andiselindiseli, kodwa ndikhangela iglasi, ndakhangela ukukhanya kwegazi. Kwaye watshaya, ewe. Inkamela yokwenyani, kwaye ayizizo izinyo elinamachaphaza anencasa.
Ungayikhangela njani: Kwaye yintoni oza kuyeka apho. Njengoko ukhumbula ngoku-wema emnyango waza wakujonga ngononophelo. Kwaye hayi, andibuzanga ukuba kutheni uhleli yedwa, lusizi. Kwaye waqhekeza inqindi emnyango wendlu yangasese kwaye bendizama "Kolian, kulungile ukulala apho, kufuneka ndizole!" Intiyo! Bulala!
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