Izolo kwi-cafe, ndayikhupha isifuba, ndasusa ndalityelwa. Iimbono zendwendwe ezingaphelelanga ndicaphukisa umntwana ogobileyo ezandleni zam. Kwaye uthatha kuphela nokuphuma esitratweni, ndalivala ihlazo lam. Kodwa esifubeni se-nehy, indlwane entloko kwaye i-sneakers kwimilenze eyahlukeneyo ayisiyeyona nto imbi kakhulu.
Eyona nto imbi kakhulu yingoma kwikhathuni "Mama yeMammoti". Kulapho isixhobo sangoku sikhulu. Kuyimfuneko ukuva ukulahleka kwakhe kwentshayelelo, hayi indlela iinyembezi ziqala ukuqalaza ngaphandle kwamehlo ngokungalawuleki.
Kodwa ngaphandle kwe-Mammoti kukho ezinye iziganeko ezinzulu ukuba zifundele. Ubomi bomfazi ongumgcini uquka ukusombulula izizathu ezinzulu. Umyeni wam wayenethemba lokuba iWakhanlia yeSows iza kuphela ngokuzalwa komntwana, kodwa, ngelishwa, emva kokuzalwa, yonda kuphela. Nangona kunjalo, ityala lam alukho apha. I-Hormone Prolactin ibeka ityala. Nditsho ndithetha nomntu wonke, ndiphule ixeshana elifutshane kwi-fulcher stools kunye ne-ecstatic ye-ecstatic: "Yonke imibuzo yokuphelisa!"
Umama ubiza yonke imihla kwaye undicebise ukuba ndiphumle ngakumbi. Ukuphendula izikhalazo zam malunga nokungalali ebusuku, utsho ukuba akalali, kuba ucinga ngentlekele yompostile uPetros. Emva koko ubuza ukuba ithini i-Sysi-Pustica, kwaye icele iifoto zakhe. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ukuze ufike kwi-sukharevskaya ukuya "kwiidolophu eziya kujonga uPusa-Fuschka, kuba umama wakho uthelekiswa nendawo esongela indawo ezintlanu. Ivela kudidi lwabakhulu kwale mihla - abancinci, abakhululekileyo nabangakhathalelwanga.
Ndiza kuthetha ngokunyaniseka, ndingoyena mntu ulungileyo kunene. Sizithelekisile ngenyameko kwizifundo apho umntwana emini babemalunga namashumi amabini amashumi amabini amashumi amabini amashumi amabini anesithandathu, kwaye "Pokkov". Kodwa isibakala sokuba senzekile, akukho mntu uhambile. Kwaye ukuqinisa kwako konke ukuphuma kunokuba yinto entle. Ukuba isekhona ukuba yongeza ukondla, inxibe ikholamu, itekhnoloji kunye ne-dictat kunye ne-colic, ke iiyure ezimbalwa zokulala zihlala zihleli. Kwaye ayisiyiyo eyam, kodwa mntwana. Nje ukuba sihambe nomyeni wam, ndabona umzobo kathathu kwaye, engqondweni i-punded inani le "POPS" kunye "neepuluts", zothuka: "Jonga ukuba lunjani lona lusizi ebantwini!"
Nangona kunjalo, ubomi bam bungayi kuba buhlungu kwaye bungakhathazeki ukuba bekungeyona verchka, mhlobo wam kwi-facebook. I-Drill ikwangumama osisiko, kodwa i-velacting yayo iziphatha ngobuchule, kwaye kuphela ivumba lokubhaka elitsha kunye nolwazelelelo libhabha ngokugqibeleleyo ikhitshi elicocekileyo ngokugqibeleleyo. Iifoto zayo zosapho kwi-ribbon zinokuqhuba ngokulula kolona xinzelelo olukhulu kakhulu ne-British Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal.
Into onokuthi uyithethe ngamaxhoba anjalo avela njengam. Ewe, iWindows ine nendlwane. Iinwele zakhe zihlala zibekwa, kwaye ebusweni bento yokukhanya. Kwaye uyehla iinyembezi kuphela kulonwabo, efumana idayimani elandelayo njengesipho.
IVerochka - isithixo sam. Rhoqo ngokuhlwa ndilala ngenjongo eqinileyo yokwenza kusasa: Hlamba intloko kwaye usike izipikili. Kodwa emva kweeveki ezimbalwa, ukuzimisela kwam kuyahamba kancinci. Iintsana zinqunyulwe emazinyweni, kwaye uxhoma lonke ixesha kwi-ste njengenkunzi yenkomo. Ngenxa yoko, ndiyaziqhelanisa. Izipikili, kuyavela, kwiinyanga ezimbalwa zazenza. Kwaye ishawa inokugubungela imizuzwana embalwa yonke imihla. Rhoqo kusasa ndakhawuleza ndicoca ilungu lomzimba, kwaye ngasekupheleni kwenyanga icocekile.
Kwi windows, can Pavlik, hayi "cisy" kwaye akukho mntu uxhonywe kuzo. Inkxwaleko yakhe inekratshi nomxholo wesibini. Kumnandi kwaye iwile iwile emphefumlweni. Kwaye nokuba kufuneka avalelwe, usenza ukuba i-fabhu ye-furgos esandleni sayo igutyungelwe ngumthunywa. Ndigutyungelwe ngumzekelo ongumzekelo, kodwa ndingekho kwi-Erotistism, kodwa kwinyaniso yokuba umntwana, esigqibe kwelokuba atye, kwaye ndilwa phantsi kwembono enomsindo kwiMetropolitan abakhweli. Awu, le nxalenye yomzimba ayisasebenzi, kodwa bubuncwane bosapho, njengefriji, imoto okanye umbolekisi.
Kwiminyaka embalwa edluleyo kwakukulungele ukuba nam ndicinge ilungu leqela le-al-qaida kunee "taks zovuyo". Nangona kunjalo, ubomi benza uhlengahlengiso lwayo. Emva kokubeleka, ndangena kuwo wonke amanzi kwaye, ukongeza kwi "tummy", yajoyina amaqela amabini: "I-shilopop yam" kunye ".
Ngoku ndisisidenge nge-facebook, ndiqwalasele iidayamitha zabantwana, kwaye ndiphikise ukusasaza nabanye oomama, owokuqala ukwazisa njengeapile okanye i-cartot. Ukuba ngumxhasi wekherothi, ndisezinzulwini zobusuku ndibhalela izimvo zakho kwi-Apple Abalandeli kwaye baqhubeka nokufunga kunye nabo, bavala amehlo akho. Indoda iyavuya ukuba iimfazwe zethu zemifuno zilungile, okanye zitsho, ziya kuza zihlwili.
Ukuba ilayibrari iyonke yayihlala entlokweni yam, ngoku kuphela "yi-tili-bom, i-tili-bom, iikati zeKoshkin" kwaye "ndiyayithanda ihashe, ndinoboya bam." Ndilibele onke amagama alumkisayo, i-Schopenhauer ayisebenzi ngethemba nge-heidiidegger, kodwa ngoku andiyi kuxelisa ikati, iqhude kunye nenkomo.
Kutshanje, kwiZiko elinye likaRhulumente endicelwe ukuba ndibhale kwaye ndibeke umhla, kwaye ngequbuliso ndaqonda ukuba ndikhumbula ifani yomnyango we-Pediatirian, kwaye ndingakhange ndikhankanye ukuba leliphi inani namhlanje nenyanga) . Nditsale umnqamlezo kwaye ndancuma.
Akukho nto imbiyo, "wandiqinisekisa ekhaya," Yondla! " Yiba nomonde unyaka omdala.
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Nditsho nditsho ukuba ukususela ngoku esifubeni sam yindawo ekhethekileyo ye-erogenous, kulungile, okanye kwimeko egqithisileyo uphawu lokuchuma! Kodwa esondela kwisidlo sangokuhlwa, umntwana wanamathela kuphawu lokuchuma kwaye waqengqeleka ngokugquma okunjalo, kwakufuneka abuyele ngengozi kumfanekiso wangaphambili we-sisi kwimilenze emibini. Umculi wam ongumama wathi akusebenzi kwaye ibele inikwe umfazi ukuba ayitsalele kwizinto ezinkulu, kunye nokuqinana kweentsana kukho "umlingisi owonwabileyo". Emva koko ndacinga ukuba ngokubanzi, akulunganga ukuba kukho iminyaka emibini yezigidi eziphakathi kweSuharevskaya kunye neSixeko sase China, kodwa akukho nto yatsho ngokuvakalayo.
Nangona kunjalo, ukuba ndisenethemba nge-vir vir-ubuncinci kwiilitha zobisi ezixineneyo, emva koko kunye nonyana onesiqingatha sonyana - nonke. I-Balthazar sisidenge isisidenge yokufumana usapho lonke. Okokuqala, utya i-porridge, njengenkosi encinci yenkosi. Okwesibini, uyayazi "i-muhu-cocotuhu", ngelixa sisalwela umbuzo wefilosofi ontsonkothileyo: Ithini njani inja? Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, alas, wayengavumelekanga. Kodwa eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu kukuba iBaltihazar kwasebuzalweni ilawulwa ngembiza engcono kunathi nomyeni wam, ndidibene. Kuvakala ngolu hlobo lwenkwenkwe emangalisayo.
Ukwenzile imeko, iBaltishazar ngokuzingca ibhola, ebonisa imixholo yembiza. Kwi-Etiquette, oko kufanele ukuba ujonge apho kwaye indumiso. Veroral ivuma ngaphezulu kunaye nabani na. Ubuza i-balthazar ukuba akhuphe iindwendwe kwisangqa sesibini kwaye kwangaxeshanye enze enye ingxelo yefoto ebukhali ye-Facebook kunye ne-Instagram. Andizibeki "njenge" imbiza, njengoko kufana nomona. Intsapho yam ayiyi kuqhayisa malunga neendwendwe ngokupheleleyo. Imbiza yethu icacile kakhulu. Kwaye kwakhona ufumanise ukuba umntwana ulahlekile, ndiyaqonda ukuba iBaltihazar ayize yazi.
Ewe kunjalo, sigcuma izinyo elinye unyaka wonke ngeenyembezi kwaye sikhala, ngelixa amazinyo eBalThazar avela njengamakhowa emva kwemvula. Ngomnyaka wayo kunye neenyanga ezimbini, sele etya i-bifstex enegazi elinomkhonto kunye ne-fork, ngelixa sizama ukujongana ne-zucchin succhini succhini succhini pucchini succhini pucchini pucchini pucchini nyu. Emva kwesidlo sasemini, i-zucchini iphela ivela ukuba ibe kwiintsana zethu.
Kwaye ngenxa yesizathu esithile, entlokweni katata wethu, oya kukondla ukutshaya kwi-balcony. Mhlawumbi i-Zucchini-ngaba iyasuswa kwaye idluliselwa ngumoya? Ukudibana nam esitratweni, ummelwane ngequbuliso uyandincoma. Ndothuka ukuba ndichukumise iinwele zakho kwaye ndibomvu "ukuya" - ndilibele ukuhlamba i-zucchini! Kodwa wayekwimenyu ephelileyo!
Uninzi lwazo zonke, ubomi bezesondo obugcweleyo bundibetha. Rhoqo ngokuhlwa, bona ngendoda yakhe basela iwayini eqaqambileyo, bebukele i-tinto ye-bratha ngelixa i-balthazar, i-Groaich, ihleli kwintsomi yabantwana ebusuku. Ekubeni intombi yethu yazalwa, thina kunye nomyeni wam sasine-sping emfutshane kuphela yesondo: Sasiya kwiiveki ezimbalwa emva komntwana, esoyika ukuba uza kubeka umgangatho we-chin. Kodwa ke izibambo zayo zomelezwe, wakhwela enteleke, kwaye ngobomi obusebenzayo ngokwesondo.
Ndisabelana nge-sudura ngomqolo, ukuba ezona zimnandi zimnandi kum ngoku, xa ndimdlela kwiintloni ebusuku kwifrijini. Ukuthatha isigqibo sokuzama ukuzama ubomi bethu obusondeleyo, wacebisa ifilimu ye-eroctic, ethi, ngokutsho kwakhe, kunye nabafi. Kwiinyanga ezimbini kamva, kwacaca ukuba abafileyo babengaphambi kokuba bangamanyibi. Rhoqo kusasa ndiwufungele umyeni wam ukuba namhlanje siza kucwangcisa imbonakalo yevidiyo kunye netheko lezesondo.
Kodwa kufutshane nobusuku, ukumiselwa kwakukhutshelwa, ephupheni kwe-klonifi ye-klonifi. Ndiye ndacela ukubeka iwotshi yealam kwaye ubuncinci iwotshi isondele phambi kwe-org. Kodwa iwotshi yealam, ngokucacileyo, yayinemposi, kuba sizifumene kusasa- kusasa kunye nabantwana kunye nezinja - kwi-bizarre bezingaphupha.
Emva koko sagqiba kwelokuba siziqhelanise nefilimu okungenani sibuyele umva, ngelixa sijika, siye salala ubuthongo ebusuku. Kwakumnandi kangangokuba sayihamba ngamaxesha amaninzi ngokuhleka kwethu. Kodwa ke ndidiniwe yimigodi yemigodi kwiscreen kwaye ndiqhubeka nokuncwina, ngokungathi amaqhawe ale filimu atshutshiswa ngumnxibelelanisi owoyikekayo. Ndivuke kuphela kwi-Gundan yokugqibela yeGundan "Ltd." Kwaye kunzima ukubetha ngamehlo - umlomo weqhawe wanyikima ngento emhlophe.
"Ukutsiba", "ndacinga kwaye ndolulela kumatshini nge-napkins. Kodwa ndiye ndafumanisa ukuba le yayiyimovie, ndaye ndahlekisa, kwaye ndayijikisa indoda yam ukuba ibe ngumkhono. Akazange aphendule. Sat, i-reptile, kwi-stir emnandi, ixhonywe ngamehlo esikrinini, kwaye ingekayiguquli iintloko elukhokelweni. Ndamtyhalela ukuba aqengqele, watyibilika wawa ecaleni kwakhe.
Emva kweminyaka embalwa ndiza kumnika umntwana wam egadini. Apho, ngokuqinisekileyo uya kufunda ukutya i-snongo, ayitshise, intiyotic ukugculela kwaye, kancinane, adanduluka ngamandla: "Phuma!" Thina, siya kundwendwela zonke iintlobo zeArvi ne-orz, kunye neVesta, imikhaza kunye neempethu, kwaye siya kubaqhuba kwintsapho yonke kunye nabamelwane abaya kuzonakalisa kuzo. Umama uya kuthi avele iimpumlo zam ngaphandle kokuba ndiziva kakhulu kwaye ndijongeka ngathi ndijongeka njengoGgol, kodwa, a, hayi inkomo yolusu ayikabikho gazi. Kwaye emva kobusuku obungalali, emva kobusuku obulandelayo, kuya kuba lusizi: "Iya kuphela nini ?!" Ungaze! I-colic yokuqala, ke ngoko amazinyo, emva koko ufikisa.
Ndiqinisekile ukuba ndikwinye kuphela: IVerochya iya kukhanya i-feene smile nge-tepe ye-fall ye-facebook, iyodwa engafikelelekiyo kunye nenkanyezi ye-Spoin kwiHlabathi.
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