Nanga ubulumko babantu abanomdla - malunga nento yokuba ndine-sobe engqondweni yam, emva koko ndixakiwe ngolwimi lwam "!" .. ukuba uyaphikisana nayo - ewe, ukuba ungqubana I-Olive kunye ne-odon engatshatanga) -Ungawenza ukuba ufumane umfanekiso wobuntu ...
1. kunye
Ke, isilwanyana sihleli ngaphakathi phantse zonke tihoni, ezingonelisekanga. Ngomqondo olungileyo. Kuba emva kwesithathu, uhlala uqalisa ukuthetha kanye ngezahlulo ezintathu ngakumbi. Kwaye abanye abadla ngokukrokrela ingxolo yabo engalunganga, baqonde iKara elungileyo nekarma.
2. I-svet
Iglasi kunye nezaphulelo - i-gemini - yabazalwana. Kwaye ingenanto yeglasi yakho, ukukhwaza komphefumlo wakho kucula. Iimveliso zohlobo olungalindelekanga kunye nomxholo zinabantu abaninzi bemalunga nobunzulu bememori. Rhoqo iziqwengana. Kodwa oku akusoyiki. Konke oku kukufumana cha-okuthinjwe, ekuthinjweni. Into ephambili yimvakalelo. Kwaye, kwakhona, amandla esandi. Unokufumana ngaphandle kwe-Accop ... Ah-Hayi-Hayi-Hayi-Khuphela.
3. Thatha
Nawuphi na umnikazi we-accial kwizinto ezinzulu zomphefumlo wokudanisa kwibar. Nawuphi na umphathi wentengiso - ibhulukhwe ebotshwe elucingweni, ephethe i-lilac. Nawuphi na umphathi-sebenzisa amaphupha aqhelekileyo ukuya kuqubha kunye nomthombo ... Kuyimfesane ukuba imiphefumlo yethu ingena nhlahlalo kwi-vladimir ye-vladimir enenjongo, ayizami ukukhupha.
4. Ukuthanda wonke umntu
Vumela iiglasi ezimbalwa ezibomvu ezibomvu kwinkcazo-ntetho yento-efana nento efana neyonke yokunika intliziyo kuwo wonke umvelisi wento, enje, ukuba angene kwinkanuko ephezulu yento, kwaye kwi Kwangelo xesha linye ukusebenza kwinqanaba "i-thy yontathu yovuyo" kwaye ngethuba lokuqhelana nomsitho, wabona kwiminyaka emithathu enesiqingatha eyadlulayo. Umphefumlo-umphandi omkhulu kwaye nkulu. Ingavuli nje. Ngokufanelekileyo, hayi emva kweyokuqala.
5. Yonke intiyo
Kodwa ngenene, kunjalo, ukuba ujonga kancinci (kwaye ungakumbi), bonke bathule abantu abangenamphefumlo, aba baphuhlisi, abavelisi kunye nabathengi bento. Kwaye akukho mntu uyandiqonda. Kwaye umphefumlo wam udiniwe. Kwaye hayi ukucula nabani na. Kwaye ndiza kuya kwi-blizzard. Ilolo, njengenkomo ... njengengcuka. Kwaye uya kulila apha ngaphandle kwam, khalisa. Emva kwexesha. Andingowenu. Kwaye ungabuzi, kwaye ungaqaqa.
6. Khumbula yonke into
I-Veliko kunye nokungenakukwazi, facturetive. Ukusuka enzonzobileni, uqala ukusika izidalwa kunye nezinto. Ke ukhunjulwe kwimo yesiqhelo yeqela elikwiqela eliphakathi laxelela i-punnity vitals ukuya kumzobo wakho onqunyanyisiweyo ukumnika ukwanga? Kwaye soze! Kwaye ke umculo uphela ... oh, nakwiinkampu zoovulindlela ngandlela thile kwi-Shift yesithathu ... Damn, kwaye kunyaka wesibini we-WEDPATEE!. Oh hayi, kunye nakunyaka wokuqala woNyaka, e-E ...
7. Khwela kwixesha elidlulileyo
Ngendlela malunga neeblongs zikaCunning. Kwaye ungayi kwi-FB, jonga ukuba lunjani lona usulelo olufanayo? Asicwangcisi, ekugqibeleni utshaba lwakho lwangaphambili ludlulela emlanjeni kwi-gesi ye-Corpse ngophawu "bendingalunganga" esifubeni? Apha ukusuka kwi-subconstance, igama lesidlaliso elilityelweyo elinde kunye neefani ziphawula, kwaye kusasa ufumana ugcino lweerekhodi zika-2008.
8. I-Puck
Ubomi buhlungu. Yonke-tedn. Akukho namnye. Soze. Uhlala uthanda oku. Kwaye bangaphi na. Akukho mandla. Kwaye yintoni. Kwaye wena rhabaxa. Hug kwaye ulile. Ungayifumana-birch. Uye wedwa. Njengengcuka. Kwaye akafuduki em okak. Kwaye hamba-nangaphezulu kakhulu ... ukhona. Ihlwempu. Njengam. Nangona ndindedwa. Kukangakanani iinyembezi, kuyavela amadlala eenyembezi, ukuba uzibamba ngotywala obunxilisayo!
9. Ingeniso
Ngubani umntu oqhelekileyo onokuthi abize ngokukhululekileyo zonke ii-prenooilelites kunye ne-apukhttin, kunjalo, iflegi ezandleni ... kodwa yintsingiselo? Kwimeko etshintshiweyo, intsingiselo iqala ukuqaqamba kunye nokuphuphuma. Enye ihamba ngesisa iye kwenye, ivula zonke iimpawu ezintsha apha endleleni. Ingqondo ye-Intellect Pari, intlango ibandakanywa nawe, kwaye ingqondo ngengqondo ithi.
10. Ukulala
Kwaye lo mnqweno, ekucacileyo, ngokwenene usesiseko seemfuno zephiramidi. Kuba ufuna ukunikezela apha kwaye ngaphandle. Mnandi kwaye uzinikele. Kwaye enye iza, idlula onke amanqaku angaphambili. Ukanti, kubo bonke ubugcisa kuthi, eyona nto ibalulekileyo kukulala! Besempilweni, ngendlela, esengqiqweni - kwaye kuzo zonke iimvakalelo! Kukuziphithisela ukuba siyintoni i-Tom yakhe, ubuza xa kwilixa lesithathu siqala ukubonakalisa ingxelo yekota ?!
I-P.S. Ngendlela malunga neengxelo. Ngokufanelekileyo ngenxa yemeko yesayensi, lo mbhalo wahlelwa linani le "Aragveli", inani lovavanyo lwesayensi. Ke, ngazo zonke iimbopheleleko, sivakalisa: Yintoni i-sobe engqondweni engqondweni ayichanekanga - ke lo mnqweno uzinikele kumsebenzi wokuzicel 'umngeni!