Akukho ntombazana injalo engakhumbuliyo esikolweni: "Ivanov ijerk yenzelwe ihagu? Ke uyakuthanda! " Sikwimifanekiso.Ubhengeza ngokufanelekileyo: Lo ngumrhaneli oqhelekileyo, kwaye akukho velwano olufihliweyo. Kwaye kuburharha kuyimfuneko ukuba uphendule ngokwaneleyo. Inqindi empumlweni!
Iirubhu ze-rigtail
Nkosi, kwiyadi yenkulungwane yamashumi amabini, kuhle, baya kuza nini nento engaphezulu kunezinye? Vumela ukwamkelwa kothando e-WhatsApp ukuthumela okanye apho kukho imixholo yobuhle. Kwaye, ngendlela, ibuhlungu kakhulu xa jerk kwiinwele zakho. Ke impendulo yenye - isohlwayo entloko!
Ithatha izinto zakho ngaphandle kokubonelela
Abanye abaqondi nje ukuba yeyiphi na imida yakho, kodwa aziphatha ngokungathi bazalwa kwifama edibeneyo egama linguV.i. I-Lanin, apho yonke into ibibanzi kuye wonke umntu. Kwaye, ngendlela, oochwephesha bezengqondo bathi ngenxa yokuchonga kwabo kwiqela kubaluleke kakhulu ukugcina i-engle yayo yendawo, kubandakanya nezinto zakho. Izihlangu ze-shin!
Ukukutsalela i-bra
Izinto ezinzima ze-pullertat ye-pullertat: Ngeengubo zokususa umva we-BRA, apho i-fasttener, kwaye iyeke ngokukhawuleza. Okokuqala, ubuncinci ingathandeki. Okwesibini, ngakumbi amakhwenkwe asekuqaleni athanda ukulungisa amandla okungancedi into yendlu yangasese. Okanye ekunene.
Ngesizathu esithile, ootitshala bayifumana ithuthuzela kakhulu njengemidlalo kaPavianov kwithuba lomtshato, kodwa ngekhe sajonga uMarwe Petrovna ukuba ngokufanayo na kuye. Ubuncinci i-slap. Kwaye yintoni esibi? Indawo, isandla!
I-Danies Skirt
Oku kukutsala kwi-harrassing eqhelekileyo. Kwakhona, ngakumbi indawo yokuqala ibeke inyawo ukuze uwe, kwaye isiketi kukuthatha kunye nejerk. Eli gumbi alizukudlula kuthi. Asikokuthini, kubuhlungu, ngoko ke uziva uzizidenge kakhulu, iinyembezi ziyaqaqamba, iinyembezi zilukhuni. Apha oku kuthotywa kuya kuphela i-fist kwimpumlo. Imbeko kaMaiden - into ebalulekileyo!
Ukudlala ibhola yakho yebhegi
Imvakalelo yokungabi namandla, ozivayo, chaza ngamazwi kunzima. Kwangelo xesha, ndifuna ukulila, kwizibambo, kunina, ndibulale ishawa enezandla ezingenanto kwaye zitshise. Kwaye isayiloyika, bayala ukuya kwicandelo lokulwa ngesandla ngokusebantwana, - kungenjalo ubungambonile ngoku i-crayfish ubusika! Ewe kunjalo, le yinto nje, kodwa inqabile, yinto yakho! Kwaye, ukuba yinto enkulu, olona lugonyamelo luyinyani. Ngokutshintsha kwi-hump-varn!
Ilungele ukubhala
Utsala uphawu lwencwadana, engayiniki de kube sekupheleni kwesifundo, ebeka iibhlokithi apho okanye engena kwilizwi elidumileyo leleta abathathu. Masiqale ngento yokuba ungafanele ube nento yokunika nayiphi na i-idiot, kubandakanya ukunikwa ukubhala. Ayiqondi? Incwadi esebunzini!
Ukutyibilika kwephepha eliqaqambileyo
I-mezzy yonwabisa! Ezi ziqhushumbisi ze-slotting zihamba kancinci kwiingubo kwaye zidityaniswe ezinweleni. Ootitshala ngenxa yesizathu esithile ababoni izikhalazo malunga noku njengento efanele ukhathalelo. Kwaye, njengokuziqhelanisa nemidlalo, abantwana bathanda ukukhawuleza, ukuba baziva bengafezeki kubantu abadala kwaye abalufumani ukungabinasingo kwixhoba. Ke bay bomelele!
Ayichaze nto kuwe
Ukuhleba kwihlabathi labantu abadala, ngendlela, unokufumana isigwebo sentolongo, sikhumbuze ngaloo mntu. Mayingaqhele. Inqaku le-128 leKhowudi yoLwaphulo-mthetho yeRussian Federation, hayi i-Hukhry Mukhra. Okwangoku, kuza kuyo - rrzraz! - Kwaye i-Slap ayiyi kwenzakalisa!
Ipuzzle
Esona sihogo esihogweni, kuba sigqitywe ukuba sihambe ngokugqibeleleyo. Kwaye kwiingubo nasemva emva koko amachaphaza amabi kwaye amachaphaza amnyama avela emphanga. Yiza nengxowa yempahla echithiweyo yokuhlamba-isiqingatha sendlela, ungakhanyisa isibini esikhundleni. Ukukhulula.
I-Pows ngaphandle kwedesika yakho
Ukukhetha ii-ellows zam, ukusasaza amaphepha, njengokuqonda okubizwa ngokuba ziincwadana, kwaye uyazi ngokwakho kwiisentimitha ezimashumi mabini. Ukuba uyayisusa ngothethathethwano, ayiphume, uye kumphakamisi oxhobileyo: ukubambelela umnwe wakho ecaleni, kufuneka ucime egxalabeni kwaye - okokugqibela! -Izibini zeencwadana kwiijigs. Yazi!