Uluntu ngokucacileyo alunamdla kubantu beeglasi-ingakumbi kwabasetyhini. Ungakanani ukhathalelo kwaye siqwalaselwe kuthi! Hayi, hayi, ayisosicelo sonke sokufunda esingakuboniyo, kwaye i-napkin enesandla esinobuhlobo ukuze sibe yinkuni. Kodwa zingaphi iingcebiso ezixabisekileyo kunye neengcebiso esizivayo kwaye sizifunde yonke imihla! Kwaye, ukunyaniseka,-sifumene.
"Kufuneka utye amagxa kwaye ujonge eluhlaza!"
Kwaye iBlueberry ibuyekeza njani impatho ye-eyebelbs?
"Yiyo yonke le nto kuba ufunda kakhulu kwaye uchithe iiyure ezininzi kwikhompyuter!"
Kwaye abantu abanengxaki yokuva bamamela nje ilitye elikhulu kunye ne-sphony spny. Indlela yokuphila inokukhulisa i-myopia - kodwa kuphela ebuntwaneni kunye nokufikelelwa kukutya kunye nokwenzakala okungapheliyo. Mhlawumbi oku kungenxa yokuba ndingakhange nditye kakubi?
"Iiglasi aziyi-femin! Amadoda awawathandi amantombazana kwiiglasi! "
Abafazi banxiba iiglasi kuphela ezivela kwi-hubby, kwaye onke amadoda ahlanganisana nabafazi kwiiglasi - amaxhoba eendlela zobundlobongela kunye neendlela zobundlobongela. Ewe kunjalo, asinayo ilungelo lokuthuthuzela, ukuba kwangaxeshanye alikho lobufazi kwaye alifani njengawo onke amadoda angenamakhilomitha amashumi amathathu eekhilomitha.
"Iiglasi ze-sexy! Uyakukhumbuza ngotitshala wam wokuqala! "
Ngokungaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo, kodwa asikhathali malunga nokubulala abanye abantu. Sifuna ukubona ukuba le sebe leMetro likhokelela phi. Nasendleleni, kutheni wonke umntu eqinisekile ukuba sifuna ukuba njengomfundisi wokuqala umntu wokuqala?
"Ewe, kusafuneka wenze umsebenzi!"
Ngaba ungugqirha wotyando, kwaye ndinempawu ze-viendititis? Hayi? Shiya iingcebiso zakho zonyango. Iingcali ze-Ophthalmologists azicebisi ukuphazamiseka koqhaqho, ukuba akukho sisongelo sokulahleka.
"Qiniseka ukuba uzama umthambo wemithambo ye-dr. staprookina!"
Cebisa umntu kunye noncedo lokuva "umthambo weendlebe zeendlebe"! Funda ngesiqu sakho esithe sathula. Kwakhona: indawo yokuzivocavoca ngamehlo, ukutya, iBebleberries kunye nokudanisa kunye ne-tambourine ayilungelelanisi i-myopia eqatha. I-Gymnastics inokuphucula imeko ngaphakathi kwe-diopters enye kunye ne-dioples ukuba ukonakalisa umbono kubangelwa kukudinwa kwezihlunu. Akukho zindlela zisebenzayo zokuhlangulwa "zokuhlangulwa kwiiglasi".
"Aniwenzi utyando, kuba nifuna ukuzala, ewe?"
Ewe, izihlandlo ezilishumi elinesixhenxe, nayo yonke into ngaphandle kwamacandelo e-cssare.
"Kungcono ngaphandle kweglasi!"
Hayi, ndiziva ndisiba mbi ngaphandle kweglasi. Kuba ngaphandle kweglasi, andiboni nto. Ndiwela emgqweni inyibiliki kwaye ife apho. Andizukuhlala kuloo bhasi kwaye ndibolekwe. Kwaye ndinokuba nendlu yekati enye.
"Ewe, ungazikhetha iilensi!"
Nawuphi na umntu kwiiglasi wenze i-telepostration kwinkulungwane yeshumi elinesithoba kwaye akanayo ingcinga encinci yobukho beelensi zonxibelelwano. Ndikhathalele, inqwelwana!
"Umbono ombi-umphumo wokuthandabuza kwakho ukujonga ebusweni bento yokwenyani!"
Kwaye masikunike ipeni kwiliso lakho, kwaye ke ndiza kukuxelela ukuba uyinyani ecekisayo?
"Kwaye masizame! Owu, andiboni kwanto kuyo! "
Kwaye oku akukhathali nje, kodwa kuyamkeleka. Susa iiglasi kunye nomntu ongenamehlo amabi kwaye uzame phezu kwakho - kakhulu, kakhulu, hleka kakhulu. Kuba awuzami kuncedo lomnye umntu wokuva. Kuba unethemba lokuba awukhethi i-cane okanye i-crutch emntwini ngeengxaki zemisipha. Ukhumbule nje umntu malunga neminyaka yokuxhuzulwa kwesikolo. "Kuphela" kwi-joke "ehluthwa izixhobo zomntu eziqinisekisa ukubaluleka kwehlabathi elijikeleze. Ayihlekisi. Imbi.
Kwaye iyokugqibela:
"Kodwa ukuba uNovadvorskaya wazibhokoxe iilensi, mhlawumbi ngekhe kwenzeke kwezopolitiko, kuya kubakho umyeni, bantwana ..."
Iiglasi zeglasi njengezixhobo ze-anti -orhulumente. Kwangoko!
