Ngapha koko, umbono wovavanyo olwaziyo iqabane "kwi-pic" ibonakala ngathi ilahlekile kwaye incinci ... mmm ... ayilunganga. Le moto ithengelwe emva kokufunda iiparamitha zobugcisa kunye nobuchwepheshe, idrive yovavanyo kunye nokucinga okuqinisekileyo malunga nokuthengwa. Kwaye uthando kunye nezinto zengqondo zisemgangathweni ophantsi. Kodwa kukho ubudlelwane obunjalo kunye neemeko ezinjalo ebomini, xa zingcono, njengoko zithetha, kungcono ukuba uqhawule iinwele zakho kwaye ungawatyumze abahlobo bakho "apho amehlo am."
Apha kwiimeko ezinjalo sinikezela kancinci, kodwa endaweni yoko sibonisa iindlela "ezingenakumbi" zovavanyo ".
Thatha i-ikea-uvavanyo lokunyamezela.
Akunyanzelekanga ukuba i-IKEA, kodwa ikwaye nawuphi na umntu obhinqileyo kwaye, ngokombono, ivili elingenantsingiselo - amavili angenantsingiselo - amavili kwigumbi lokuhlambela ngumbala wepinki opinki okanye iseti yokufudumeza. Khangela "umngxunya" wakho ngononophelo, hayi ngokukhawuleza, ungalibali ukufumana intonga yaseToilet efanelekileyo kunye neseti yeitawuli, ekuphumeni kwengqondo kwaye ubuye, ngenxa yoko ". Injongo yalo lonke olu luvavanyo kukuqonda ukuba umntu owukhethileyo uyadinwa, nokuba uyawufanelekela izinto onomdla kuzo, nokuba akasondeli. Ngapha koko, kubomi bentsapho yabo "bantwana" uya kuba ngaphezulu. "Umyeni" ogqibeleleyo uya kuzala yonke imihla enesiqingatha sobuhlanya, uya kunika iingcebiso ezixabisekileyo kwi-Ofisi yeZithoko kunye, ziya kuzisa ukuthenga kwi-ofisi yetikiti, ithintelwe ngesigqibo sakho sokubuyela kwaye sisongelwe yi-Yarshik , uza kulinda elinye iyure de ekugqibeleni awuziveli. Nangona kunjalo, le ndoda iya kuhla, ethi ngaphaya koko ithi: "Ke, wonwabe apha, kwaye ndisemva kwendawo yenyama. Uthatha malini? ". Kodwa umyeni sele eneminyaka yeshumi yokuthenga, engqungquthela, ububi, ukugeleza kwentonga eludongeni - kubi. Beka i-thabatha.
Mcele ukuba "axhome isherifu" - uvavanyo "lokuzivavanya".
Kuya kufuneka uqiniseke ukuba le ndoda inezandla zivela kwindawo efanelekileyo. Izizathu, bathi, kulula ukubiza ingcali kunokuba uchithe ixesha ekuchitheni iisheluts kunye nokulungiswa kwezitya zangasese, kuhle kulwahlulo lokuqala. Xa i-trigger ye-pink igcina i-pink ifunga kwindlu yakho, i-CAT iya kuxhonywa kwi-chandelier, kwaye ummelwane osuka ezantsi (u-Oligarti) uza kukuzisela uqikelelo lolungiso olutsha, uyakukhumbula nge "shelufu" kunye nayo akunakwenzeka ukuba uya kukuthuthuzela. Ke ngoko, vumela iiplanga ezintle iiBhodi, i-screwdriver kunye nezinye ii-dowels - kwaye izama. Ukwazile ukuqalisa, ukungabhekiseli kwi-Intanethi- ngokugqwesileyo. Ndandiva ubunzima, izihlobo ze-IZMUVUVE, Google, Isherifu kunye nodonga, kodwa iphumelele iziphumo. Yonke enye into ayiyonto yethu. Sibeka isibindi.
Yithathe kwi-hight-vavanya ukunyanzela i-goure.
Ngapha koko, uhambo lweentsuku ezimbini kwiindawo ezingaguqukiyo yeyona ndlela ilula kwaye ifikeleleke kakhulu yokufunda indlela umntu aziphethe ngayo kwimeko engeyiyo esemgangathweni. Ungaya ehlathini ngentente, ungahlala kuloliwe, fika kwisikhululo "se-Pokakuisk" kwaye ungahamba apho amehlo ejonga khona okanye ungafikelela kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ukuze unamathele . Ngokubanzi, sithembise "siyathandana", kodwa jonga zombini. Iyibeka njani intente, njengokuba imililo, ingenelele emlilweni, njengokuphela komlilo, ukuba baxoxe ngomkhweli wezandla, ukuze bakukhuphele. kunokwenzeka ukubala kuyo kwi-Word Majer. Ngaba yonke into inobuchule, amathe ayinyibiliki, ebambe izandla zeTrout-thatha, ungacingi. Ngomntu onjalo, wena kwi-u-Apocalypse ye-zombie uya kuhlala eyindevu, engathanga kwaye, okona kubaluleke kakhulu, bondliwe. I-Dedood kunye nam kwi-Maker yekofu ye-Snack, i-Mini-Bar, ihempe ezimbini zesitatshi kunye nebhokisi yekhekhe yekhekhe-ungacingi. Kwi-zombie Apocalypse uya kuba yinkosikazi ye-ZOMBIE - hayi incinci. Kodwa ukuba kufanelekile ekuqaleni, kwaye emva koko iqaphele ukusuka kwi-Lit kwi-Lit reling ngaphezulu kweemitha ezingama-500 - nxiba. Akukho ZOMbie Apocalypse, ewe, ayizukuthi, kodwa kutheni kufuneka ube sengozini?
"Ilaphu" kwaye ubone ukuba uza kusabela njani - uvavanyo lokukhathazeka.
Thatha kunye "Zabyat" ponaroshka. Kwaye kunokwenzeka kwaye ngaphandle kwe "ponashka". Yiva, nokuba yintanda yakho, nabandezeleka ngokupheleleyo. Ekugqibeleni, uyintombazana, kwaye unelungelo elipheleleyo le-white. Impendulo yentanda iya kukuxelela kakhulu. Umzekelo, malunga namandla akhe okuba nemfesane, kunye nobuchule obungekho nje ingqumbo kwaye bazisole, kodwa nabo bakhathalele. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kufuneka nihlala entabeni kwaye ninemihlali, empilweni, kwaye, ngokungathi lusizi, lujijekile. Ngokubanzi, ukuba uyafika, wazisa uncedo lokuqala (iiorenji kunye neePicechers, umzekelo) ihlolisise imeko kwaye ithathe isigqibo sokuba iphinde ihlale phantsi kwaye ihlale phantsi - umyeni omkhulu uza kuphuma yona. Ukubiza ugqirha ngokude kwaye kuthumele iintyatyambo, ii-orenji kunye neekeyiki ngekhuriya-ke-njalo-kwi-gorcheka. Kwaye akukho "mmandla", nto leyo ekuphenduleni izikhalazo zakho ziya kuthi "Kulungile, zinyangwe khona. Lungisa, tsalela umnxeba! " Kwaye ubeke ifowuni. Nje ukuba umkhuhlane uphethe ngenkalipho emqaleni.
Mcele ukuba akuthathe kwiqela elihlanganisiweyo - uvavanyo lokuziqhelanisa.
Uya kuba mhle kwingubo yakho yangokuhlwa yakho, inxila elincinci, hayi ngokwaneleyo kwaye yoyikisa i-bolt. Kwaye le rocktail eyoyikisayo, kuyakufuneka enze nendlu ekhuselekileyo nolondolozo. Ngobunyulu bovavanyo, beka emotweni emotweni izibini ezifanayo "ezingapheliyo", ubuncinci amaqabane akho madoda kwaye athathe ibhotile ye-champagne. Endleleni, xoxa namantombazana asondeleyo kwiqela, i-hichkai, ukuhlebeza abahlali bendlebe yokufumana isikhafu, kwaye bafuna ukuqhubeka kwesidlo sasemini ... kwaye ungazifuni. Ekugqibeleni, ukho kwaye, kwaye ukuba le cudak ifuna ukukutshata, kufuneka inolwazi ngokupheleleyo malunga nobunzulu bamanzi akho. Yonke into ilula apha. Ukuba usazifumana ngobu busuku ekhaya, kwaye hayi kwenye indawo kwi-moscow indlela kunye noogxa bakhe kunye ne-champagne - unethamsanqa le-champagne - unethamsanqa lonyulo.
Mlungiseleleni iseshoni yokuziqhelanisa nentsasa-tu- uvavanyo olubalulekileyo.
Umtshana uza kuhla, umntwana wentombazana okanye umntwana ongumelwane. Yintoni i-teericious elona xesha lingaphezulu le-pubilight-engcono. Akukho "zinobunkunkqele" ukuze zincedise kwinkqubo yokungcungcutheka. Ewe, yenza ngathi une-allergy eyoyikisayo kumgubo wakho womntwana. Apha uya kufumana umfanekiso wokholo olungafumanekiyo - akukho nto imnandi kakhulu kwi-nyembene njengendoda encinci enomntwana we-rivet ene-rivet yakhe ezingalweni kakuhle ukusuka kuhlolo olunyanzelekileyo yoqondakalayo. Ukuba uza kuba nguMama kube kanye, emva koko ukhetho lwakho lulula kwaye luyaqondakala.
Qinisekisa ukuba "i-bardak" yakho kunye "ne-birdak yakhe" iyathelekiswa-novavanyo lwasekhaya.
Amazinyo acocekileyo kwaye angahambi ngaphambi kokufika kwakhe kuwe. Ewe, okungenani ishiye igumbi kwifom yakhe yendalo. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba indlela eya kwikhompyuter ibekwe phakathi kweedipozithi ze-nyrira-t-shirts kunye neepipi zeelekese zepipi. Unjalo, kwaye uBomi boSapho buya kuyenza icoceke. Ewe, kwaye siya kucebisa inqabileyo yokwenyani ukuba incinci "ye-odolo ye-tirts esasaziweyo kunye ne-rati-rate-ezintathu ezingenasitayile esinki. Yenza nje imeko xa usenokuba ucocekile endlwini, kwaye ubone indlela onyuliweyo wakho oza kubaphatha ngayo. Khange ndiqaphele - Super. Thatha. Ndiqaphele kwaye ndicela uncedo. -Yithatha ikhondo. I-Shurned i-swed yakhupha isicoci se-vacuum. -Umntu ongoyiki, nangona esoyika. Kodwa abo bajongana nempumlo emehlweni e-spubby esipilini, amanqaku kuboya benja kwibhedi okanye bahlola ii-cloves kwifolokhwe, ngaphambi kokuba baqhube isidlo sangokuhlwa.
Mxelele "Hayi" ngalo mzuzu xa "ewe" luvavanyo lwe-masculinity.
Yithi hayi, andifuni. Nditshintshe ingqondo ". Uyazi, olu luvavanyo olubekiweyo, unganyanisekanga kwaye ngokunxulumene nomntu wakhe amthandayo kwano-snaky. Kodwa ukuba ubuncinci ithontsi lamathandabuzo kwinkohliso yakhe yendoda - yenze. Yithi hayi ". Uya kuqonda kwangoko ukuba ungubani ngaye - iqabane elilinganayo, umhlobo kunye nenkosikazi yexesha elizayo, okanye into ethandekayo. Nakuphi na ukusabela (ukweyisela, isitampu, umdlalo "wokunyanzela, ingqumbo, inzondo, isikrelemnqa) ngaphandle kokwamkelwa kwemeko yakho yokwala ukuba akangomntu wakho
Mxelele malunga nendlela oyithandayo "kuye - uvavanyo lwemvakalelo yokuhlekisa.
Uninzi olunokubakho, "uthembeke" iqabane lakho elinokubakho kuzo zonke ezi mvavanyo kwaye lafumana isiphumo esihle, uyakuqonda into endiyenzileyo into ayilunganga kakhulu. Eyona nto ubuyinethamsanqa ukudibana nomntu omangalisayo, onobulumko, osisilumko, kwaye ngenxa yesi sizathu simfaneleke zonke ezi zithixo "." Lixesha lokuthatha isigqibo kwaye limkele kuyo yonke into. Oku kwamkelwa kuya kuba luvavanyo lokugqibela kwaye wena (ngokunyaniseka), kunye ne-thermar) kunye nolwalamano lwakho (amandla). Sinika i-99.9% isiqinisekiso sokuba ipeyintiwe ngokukhuselekileyo kunye ne-teats zangaphambili, iIshivit kunye nale. Kwaye ukuba akuyosalisa, emva koko makuyekele endleleni ukusuka kwi-bite etyheli. Kuba abafana ngaphandle kwemvakalelo yokuhlekisa bafana ne-cheesezka: Kubonakala ngathi into leyo inomtsalane, kodwa akukho namnye owaziyo ukuba kutheni.
