# Prokino. I-Batman vs Superman (i-USA, 2016)

Ingekuko ukuba sicinga nzulu ukuba uya kukhangela ngokwenene. Kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba, akujonga.

QAPHELA: I-Spoiler i-Sposile!

Isithsaba: amagqabantshintshi!

Inqanawa enkulu ye-crypton ihlaselwa umhlaba, ukuxhaphaza okuhle okuqhushumbe. I-Superman ibhabha inqanawa, kubonakala ukuba izama ukumgqobhoza. I-Batman ibaleka ijikeleze idolophu kwaye ityhutyha abantu phantsi kwengozi. Ibukeka isibhakabhaka kwi-SEFRERAN.

Isityholo: Kwiinyanga ezilishumi elinesibhozo kamva.

USuperman uhlala enentatheli. Ewe, kwimvakalelo yendalo iphela kunye nesondo, kwaye hayi ngexesha elithile. Ngokwenqaku elithile, intatheli inyulwa e-Afrika kwaye izama ukwenza udliwanondlebe nabanye ubunqolobi wase-Afrika, kwaye uxela kwangaphambili ubutshaba bakhe kwaye uza kubulala. Ewe kunjalo, i-Superman iwa esibhakabhakeni kwangoko kwaye intatheli igcina. Kuyinyani, kwinkqubo yenkululeko, inani labantu lelizwe elincinci liyafa ngengozi, kodwa uthando lokwenene kwaye ungabi namaxhoba anjalo.

I-Baster, injalo, yenziwa, kwelinye icala, ngaphantsi, kwelinye-akukho nto imbi kakhulu. Uzama abantu abathengisa abafazi. Emva koko unika amapolisa. Nabafazi, nabarhwebi banika, batman-umphefumlo wesisa.

Ngeli xesha, ukusuka ezantsi koLwandlekazi lwaseIndiya kufumana i-crap enkulu eluhlaza. Le yi-cryptonite. Izimbiwa zerediyo kwiHlabathi yeMzalwansi yeSuperman. Olona nyango unokuzisa i-cryypton kwingcwaba. Le mineral inomdla obonakalayo kwi-psychopapathia esemncinci egameni leLex.

I-Senate yase-US inyula iindibano kwi-Superman. Kuba ezinye zimangalisa. Kwelinye icala, ulunge kakhulu ngamanqindi. Kwelinye icala, xa ihlikiva ihlathi, iitshipsi ezinjalo zibhabha ukuba ezilungileyo zijike kancinane ngeempondo neempuphu.

Kunye ne-batman, kunye ne-psychopath lex ngokwahlukeneyo kwelinye icala ngenqaku lokujonga i-US I-US Senate - Ivenkile yeSuperman iyakrokrela kakhulu. I-Batman ibonakala ngathi ikhwele. Kuba ndilapha elona gama libalulekileyo. Kodwa, phakathi kwemigca.

I-Batman ... Ke, yanele, masiyibize icacile - uBen abyck. Ke, u-Ascleck uza nomncedisi wakhe kwinxalenye ebukhali ye-Jeremy, apho i-Jeremy Irons idlala khona. I-iron ijonge kwingxelo yeendaba, apho amakhonkco abathengisi abanamabhinqa aphawulwe nge-bat enamathelayo. Abarhwebi baphawulwe, hayi abasetyhini. Intatheli ikhumbuza isitampu sika-Batman, enyanisweni, isigwebo sentambo. Izaphuli-mthetho ezintolongweni ziyazi ukuba i-batman kuphela i-Shelma amanqaku, kwaye ukhumbule umsebenzi ongcolileyo ongcolileyo ngokuzimeleyo. I-Ironex ijonge i-verfale. I-Asvleck blish kunye naphantsi kwamehlo.

"Sonke sonke," sincwina sentsimbi.

"Kodwa ayinguye wonke umntu ohamba ngeenyawo," i-giggles.

-Ewe, andizange ndilale kunye neLoltita, - irons iqhuma, yimovie, kwaye ndingumlingisi, njengawe, ngendlela.

"Kulungile," uBen uthi: "Ben uthi:" Ben uthi: "UBen uthi:" UBen uthi: "Ben, beza, bandinika itrayikhi yetekhnoloji yasekhaya. Batsho ukuba wafumana i-crystantote, ndifuna ukufunda le nto kwikhompyuter yakhe.

I-Irons Snort kwaye isolula isimemo se-Ableck siye kumhlwa osazisayo kwindlu kaLex. Ilungile le ndlela: Indlela yefutshane ephezulu iqondile.

Kwibusuku ngokuhlwa, i-Abyleck idibana ne-Superman, othi, umkhwa, ayidlali indima yenyani yentatheli kwaye inxibe iiglasi. Zombini zizenza ngathi zizenza ngathi aziboni malunga nokutshintsha i-ego nganye. Emva koko u-Askeck uya kwigumbi elingaphantsi kwaye uqhagamshela kwiikhompyuter ze-psychopath encinci. Kwaye imka i-martini de ingcaciso ikhutshelwe. Kodwa xa ibuya - i-flash drive ayisekho. Wahlutha i-brunette yengubo yokuphefumla. U-Amberleck uzama ukubamba naye, kodwa akukho mntu ubambe abafazi abahle, kwanakwaBatman.

Nangona kunjalo, ngosuku olulandelayo i-brunette ibuyisela i-abglect yedriven, ithi lonke ulwazi lufihliwe, kwaye luyakhubeka. I-Batman Nods Ezukukwa ngokuqonda, ifaka i-flash drive kwikhompyuter yakhe kwaye icinezela iqhosha "le-Denkotha". Ngolwazi lwe-Parryne, iimvavanyo zonyango ezingaqhelekanga zifunyanwa kunye neefom zobomi be-wistterrestal kunye nefoto ye-brunette kwi-Suite-Glounger Systor kunye ne-Golgium, ngo-1918 ". Hayi kwi-computer yobhalo, kodwa kwifoto. Sukwenyani.

Okwangoku, ngexesha lokuxoxwa kwe-Senate kwimeko ye-Superman Capitol, ngequbuliso iqhuma kunye nesiqingatha esihle seSenethi, kwaye i-Superman iguqukele kubalandeli babo. I-Batman ngomsindo, inomsindo, athi, Ungumphambukeli, ukuba siyazi ngaye, kutheni le nto sigqiba kwelokuba unguhlobo lwethu? Ndizakuhamba, mhlawumbi ndimbulale.

Hayi ngokukhawuleza ukuthetha kunokwenza. I-Batman ibeka i-cryptotite kwi-lex kwaye iyenza kuye ... uh ... umkhonto. Ewe, umkhonto. Kulungile, cho. Le yi-superman yobuchule bokuzalwa kukaSuperman, kunye ne-batman ngakumbi nangakumbi kwi-heats yeteknoloji.

I-psychopath encinci ibambisa umama waseSuperman (umbukeli onamava akazange aqonde ukuba ungumama emhlabeni, kodwa oku kungenxa yokuba umbukeli onamava ude kwimbali yombuzo) abulale i-supeman ukubulala i-batman. Ngequbuliso.

Yintoni kanye kanye i-abychock i-psychopath encinci (enye, kubonakala ngathi ayizi malunga ne-cryptonite) - ayicacanga, kodwa, kubonakala ngathi, kunokwenzeka ukuba kubekho kwimidlalo. I-Superman iyathetha kulungile, kulungile, musa ukuchukumisa umama, uye kwi-batman. Kodwa u-Amberleck udibana naye zonke iingalo - kunye nomkhonto we-crystankite. I-Superman izama ukuchaza ukuba bajamelana ngabom, kuyimfuneko ukuba benze kunye, kodwa kwintloko echaza umnqwazi we-femmetic ngohlobo lwetat, kwaye kubonakala ngathi uyava. I-Superheroes ikwimizuzu elishumi ukujongana neendonga zekhonkrithi, emva koko i-batman iphantse yaphumelela, kodwa intatheli iphuma kwaye ithe yathi ayimfuneko ukuba ibulale iSuperman, ulutsha lungabi kuxolela, kwaye ngokubanzi - yonke i-lexy leles encinci. I-Asfleck ikhulisa kakhulu kwaye ilahle i-fer ecaleni.

Kwaye i-sublore encinci ye-lex kwinqanawa enkqonkqozayo ye-cryptoses idala i-monster eyoyikekayo kwi-Sonster eyoyikekayo ye-Krypton yomqhubi weKrypton, igazi lakhe nomama. Ii-superheroes zibhabha ukuze zisindise kwihlabathi elivela kwi-monster kunye. I-Cryptonian inqanawa ngequbuliso ijoyine i-brunette kwisuti ye-sea-fingior. Ithi-esihogweni, ndinawe, ndingena kwisisindo, ndabulala uninzi lweemali ezingaqhelekanga. Amadoda athetha kulungile, kwaye idabi elibi liqala, kwi-Monster ene-superman eyaneleyo kwaye ingena kwindawo ephezulu yemozulu. Zonke ezi zinto ziqwalaselwa yi-BRAEAL EAPHUSIM POPLE kunye noMongameli waseUnited States. Baphikisana-kwelinye icala, kuya kuba kuhle ukutsala i-monster nge-poocket ehlwempuzekileyo, kwelinye - i-rocket kunye ne-upperman ifumana. Kodwa, ukuba neflethi, uMongameli usacingela kwiqhosha elibomvu. Into engento. Isilo sethunzi simele sibelwe amandla, ngoku kunjalo, uSomandla ngokupheleleyo, emva kwentsimbi. Ke ngoko, uyayihla emva, eqala ukuqinisa yonke into, ngakumbi - uXena no-Affeck. Kodwa i-suplearn ye-numpleman yothukile. Ke ngoko, uyeza kuye, uphela usiya esibhakabhakeni, uthatha i-crystankite ezandleni, ixesha elisenziwa ngu-Ableck, kwaye unamathele kwisifuba se-monster. Umhlaba usindisiwe, uyavuya. Kuyinyani, le nto icutyiweyo nge-cryptotite ye-Superman ikwabulawa.

UBen Afseck noXena, besenza ngokugqibeleleyo imilebe yomlomo wakhe, babukele inkqubo yokulila -USuperman uthathe isigqibo sokungcwaba abantu basemkhosini. Imipu idubule, umkhosi uzukisiwe, intatheli ikhwela, ijikeleza ngomnwe wakhe umsesane womtshato.

UXena uthi abantu abazifaneleki-kwinkulungwane yamashumi amabini sele eqinisekisile ukuba abafuni okuhle. U-Ambelele uthembisa ukuba abantu bayayiqonda yonke into kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo baya kulunga.

Uvalo-I-Superman Coffen. Umculo oxhalabisayo, mnyama, ukubetha, izishumi.

Umbukeli onamava uvula igama ukuze alibhale phantsi, kodwa uyema kwaye uvule ibhotile ye wayini elungileyo. Ukubhiyozela inyani yokuba amachiza onke alixesha lokuyilwa kwakhe. Kwaye iphakamise i-toast idlule kulo lonke.

Umbhali wombhalo: Alexander Smilanskaya