Zonke zibuze imibuzo yobudenge. Kodwa kuphela abafazi babuza imibuzo, belindele ukufumana impendulo kwiminye imibuzo. Hayi kwabo babuzayo. Le yinto eqhelekileyo. Eyona nto iphambili kukungabuzi imibuzo enjalo ebantwini. Ewe, ubuncinci aba balishumi. Kuba ayinantsingiselo kwaye inobufumisi.
Andinamafutha?
Ukuba indalo ibilumkile, kwaye ingakhuli, ngebenze i-gyrus kwingqondo yamadoda, njengoololiwe. Kuba amadoda acinga ukuba le. Ngqo. Ngenxa yoko, indoda inokuphendula kulo mbuzo - "Hayi, hayi amanqatha." Kungenxa yokuba umntu uqhelekile. Kwaye emva koko ezinye zinokuphelisa ubumbili emoyeni "kakuhle, mhlawumbi zisibini kuphela seekilo, ayikuphanga." Okanye "Kulungile, ewe, kufuneka unciphise umzimba." Ngasentla kwezi ndalo kwaye zibanike ubushushu bokuzikhusela. Apha ufuna ukukhangela ukuba ingakanani indalo evuyiswa yinkwenkwe yakho? Ufuna ukwazi nje ukuba uyakukholelwa ukuba mhle. Ewe, kunye nokubuza.
Kwaye bonke bafumana ntoni kuyo?
Ingqondo yabasetyhini yaqokelelwa ngokungachanekanga, kwakuyimfuneko ukuba wenze imodeli yelifa engenathemba. Ukuba isungulwe kuyo i-funstr engacwangciswanga "fu, le nto inamafutha kaYahansson!", Uya kuphulukana apho, kwaye uya kukhala. Emva koko jika ube ngumbuzo "kwaye kutheni iesile lityebile kwaye abalandeli - isigidi?" Akukho sidingo sokubuza lo mbuzo kwindoda! Uya kuphendula. Ithini iesile, umzekelo, ukuba nomdla. Kunye nemilebe-wow! Yonke into. Umvavanyi ongenatyala wafunga ukuba ubukhulu buka-Thixozilla, kwaye sele bephekiwe kwi-maze. Le Monster ngoku ibizwa ngokuba "yintoni ebhetele kunam ?!", ",", gcina igazi kwaye ufuna ukubulala.
Uyithanda njani le varnish?
Iimfazwe zoqhakamshelwano aziyintsomi. Oko malunga ne-varnish, umzekelo, inkqonkqoza ecacileyo. Ungaqala ukuqalisa ukuya kwishumi de umntu athole kwaye azama ukuhamba kwindawo. Yinto efanayo ukukubuza "Uyithanda njani le carburetor entsha, sithandwa?" Kwaye yiyo loo nto. Ukuwa. I-Eeehmmpm ... imbi ngaphezu kombuzo "Uyithanda njani le lacquer?" Mhlawumbi ngu-lacquer kuphela?
Ucinga ntoni ngoku?
Ukwenza i-pertimasting kungumkhwa wesetyhini kuphela. Apha, umzekelo, upeyinta iinzipho zakho. Kodwa enyanisweni, yenza ngathi imvelaphi, naphina ukuze uphumle ehlotyeni. Kwaye izolo ndikhubekise umkhwekazi wam izolo, ngoku, ngoku unetyala langaphakathi elinomdla kunye nenyoka. Kodwa nkqu ukupeyinta izipikili kunesidingo kakhulu, oko kwangaxeshanye ubukele ungcelele. Kwaye malunga neyelenqe lakhe, nexesha lokucinga. Kwaye ukuba indoda ipeyintikile kwinkaba - akacingi ngayo nantoni na. Ewe, ukongeza, apho wavela khona kwinkabandela ukuba wayeqhuba khona. Ewe, inyaniso ijonga umnwe wakhe, ikhutshwe ekhoveni, kwaye icinga ngayo.
Uyandithanda?
Ke ngenene ufuna ukuva oku ngamazinyo aphangiwe "Ewe!"? Siyazi ukuba ubuyibuze ukuba imbize kuye - kunqabile ukuvuma kum eluthandweni, sithandwa, senza njalo ngakumbi! Ke, akazange ayiqonde icebiso. Kwaye thina sihle: Ngoku umi kwindiza yendlu yakho esixekweni, utshatyalalisiwe yinkanyamba. Kwaye ubuze "ukuba yintoni imozulu echithiweyo?" Hayi. Hayi ngale ndlela. Ukwiziko lemyuziyam kwaye uzame umnwe kwikopi ye-mummy tutankani. Kwaye ubuze: "Kwaye sele ufile, kunjalo?" Ewe, indlela yokuxelela ...
Kwaye kutheni undithanda?
Yiza, buza kwakhona. Kwaye emva koko ubuze ukuba kutheni eba krwada, ihagu engathethekiyo. Nangona enyanisweni liyinkwenkwana enenxeba. Umntwana wakhe wangaphakathi ngoku uyasilwa kwi-hsyster. Ngenxa yokuba i-muzzle exineneyo ye-Eleanora KonstantinovV iphinde yaxhonywa ngaye. Kwaye kwakhona, phinda wenze i-swenally yamathe ebusweni bakhe kwaye ukubethekisa cwaka: "Vasilinev, ungasixelela ntoni ngomfanekiso kaNatasha Rstova? Kodwa? Akukho nto? UYA KUKHONA APHA, VASZEVV? Izandla ezivela kwiipokotho ezipinki! Zimbini kuwe, iVasiliev, ikoloni yabantwana iyakhala! "
Awuboni nto?
Emva koko ityiwa kukuba ayiboni nto, kwaye uyayazi. Kodwa buza. Ukwenzela ntoni? Ukuba ufuna ukuncoma - emva koko ubuze "Unazo njani iinwele zam ezintsha?" Kwaye ukuba ufuna isikrelemnqa, emva koko uqengqeleka ngesibindi. Ukunyaniseka, kuhle, kutheni ufuna isizathu esinjalo sokufunga, eh? Ngaba unayo isikhephe esinxilisayo kwi-antles? Ngaphantsi kweesokisi zetafile azifanelekanga? Ibhiya yesofa ayizukukhukulisa, ikati ngeentloko ze-shrimp ayizange ibe netyala emva komdlalo wangoLwesihlanu "zenith" nge "SpartAk"? Zininzi izizathu ezibalaseleyo zokushiya iipleyiti, kwaye usebenzisa isidenge "Unomdla!"
Ngaba ulumkile?
Kwaye ukuqhubeka kwengqondo "luhlobo luni lwe-rione ongubukhali?" Ngaba kubonakala ngathi akukho ngqiqweni kuyo? Cacisa: Ikhowudi ye-duel ayizange ihambe ndawo, yatshintsha. Ukuba abantu balwa, abazange babambene kwi-groin. Aba ngabafazi kuphela. Kunye ne-gopnik. Ewe, kunjalo, umfazi, kodwa akangomntu mniac owakufumanayo kwi-alley emnyama. Ohlasela. NjengoGopnik, xolela iNkosi. Yiloo nto ovela kuye kakhulu? Ngokwekratshi, ngengqondo.
Ngaba unayo ibhola ekhatywayo ebiza kakhulu (iHockey)?
Yeka! Ikhadi elibomvu kulo mdlali. Kwakhona-kwaye icime intsimi. Ngaba uyayifuna? Ibhola ekhatywayo okanye i-hockey ayibizi kakhulu, kulungile ngoku, kwaye uhlala uhlala. Ewe kubaluleke kakhulu - yiya kumdlalo. Okanye ubukele usasazo oluPhilayo, hayi irekhodi. Khawufane ucinge ukuba wena namantombazana baqokelelana ukuze bagule ngempelaveki, kwaye umhle wakho wenze isikhumbule kwaye ufuna ukuba uhlala ekhaya. Ikunika uku-odola isiketi kwivenkile ekwi-Intanethi, kodwa ukuthenga amantombazana ukuze ubone i-Instagram. Ewe, yintoni umahluko wakho? Isiphumo siza kuyamkela. Cwaka, uthe cwaka, awunikezeli, siyiyo. Kwaye apho, apho usithumelele khona ngengqondo, siya kuhamba kunye. Nawe. Ukuba umbuza kwakhona malunga neHockey.
Ndingafika kwinkwenkwe endithandanayo?
Kwaye oko. Yiza, zeziphi iingxaki. Emtshatweni ungafiki, kodwa kwinkwenkwe ethandekayo.
