Bambalwa abantu abakhumbula amayeza eSoviet ngothando. Ewe, wayekhululekile, ewe, wonke umntu, naye wonke umntu, ewe, sasisazi ukuba i-ambulensi inokufika ukuba ifike, nokuba ibekho ukusilela kangako.
Nditsho nabalandeli baTychi, enika irhafu kwi-proetrism yoogqirha baseSoviet kunye ne-nostalgia ekhumbula amayeza aphantsi, avume ukuba amayeza ayengeyona icala. Kodwa asikho ngoku. Simalunga nento yokuba ebuntwaneni babuhlungu (hayi kakhulu) kwakumhle! Kunye nokuhamba ngoogqirha. Ingakumbi xa uncinane, wonke umntu uyakuthanda kwaye uzisole, kwaye iphulo ekliniki liyimfihlo.
Ibhokisi
Konke kuqalile ngokubhinqisa. ILizwi ngokwalo lalingaqondakali, aliqondakali kakhulu, ngakumbi elihamba nenemifanekiso "yesichazi". Ebhokisini, bekukho ilanga elincinci, uloyiko oluncinci kwaye lwalucacile ukuba ekuhambeni 'ekuhambeni "awuhambili nje intombazana okanye inkwenkwe, kodwa isigulana.
Imigca kwi-polyclinics
Ngokuqinisekileyo, abazali abakwimigca babedilizwe. Kodwa asisiyiyo nathi. Ngelixa abantu abadala bekukho abantu abazii-couches kunye nezitulo, bekunokwenzeka kwi-twit nabanye abantwana, funda zonke iiposta ezinombhalo owoyikayo, ukuba intlanzi kufutshane ne-ofisi evulekileyo kwaye ubukele yonke into Yenzeka apho.
Iithoyi kwi-ofisi yabantwana
Khumbula? Kwifestile okanye kwikhabhathi yeglasi. Kuyenzeka ukuba ubhekise umnwe kwibhere entle okanye kwizigulana zangaphambili ze-POOOOOOOD zabaguli bangaphambili, kwaye ngelixa umama enogqirha exoxa ngee-adenoids zakho, zidlalelane.
Umqala wendlebe
Okokuqala, kumnandi xa ujijekile apho kwaye apha ezindlebeni zakho. Okwesibini, unokuhlala uzifaka izinti ezihle zonyango, ezichaphazela ulwimi lwakho ngelixa ujonga umqala. Kwaye okwesithathu, kuyahlekisa, xa indoda endala ikuhlekisayo ekudeni, kwaye uyaphinda, ngamanye amaxesha isenza ngathi andivanga.
I-Oktulist.
Oh-oh-oh! Ewe, apha unokuzithetha nge-pirate, kwaye kusenokwenzeka ukuba zithi kugqirha: "Andizifuni ezi gubs zakho. Ndineminyaka emihlanu ubudala. Ndiyakwazi ukufunda ". Kwaye wonwabe kwaye uyonwabile.
Ugqirha wamazinyo
Ngoku uya kuthi: "Yintoni elunge kwi-Dovistry yaseSoviet"? Kwaye siya kuphendula. Kwaye zonke ezi zinto zinamagwegwe, iintiyo, eziboniswe? Ne-anesthesia? Kulungile le nto ipholile, zichukumise ngolwimi neminwe kwaye ungaziva nto. Ewe, igama elithi "i-anesthesia" limnandi kakhulu. Kwakhona, iofisi kagqirha wezinyo yeyona ndawo ilungileyo yokudlala kwi "terison kwi-Interruvotion". Ithi cwaka, inyamezele, yenza ngathi yonke into ilungelelene. Emva koko fumana imincomo evela kubantu abadala, batsho ukuba ungumntwana ovuthayo. Kwaye ke i-ice cream ukuba i-elapse ukusuka kuMama, kuba emva kokuba impahla emnye ingako. Ukuba nesibindi.
Isibhedlele
Esibhedleleni ubuxoki, kunjalo, luyacekiseka. Kodwa kodwa apho unokufumana abantu abaphilayo. Funda inani elikhulu "labantu abadala" kunye neentetho, emva koko kulwazi malunga nokucacisela abahlobo ngeSihlomelo kunye neGlanda. Esibhedlele, ekugqibeleni usitya uthuli lwesidlo "esimnandi seTheyibhile", ezinje ngemali-ye-smear enento edityanisiweyo. Kwaye kukho ifriji ngokubanzi, apho amakhaya anenkathalo avaliwe ngezinto ezahlukeneyo, kubandakanya imisila kunye nejusi yasekhaya.
Gypsum !!!
I-Gypsim, yona intle, kwaye iya kuba mnandi ngakumbi ukuba kufuneka ipeyintiwe. Kwakhona, umlenze owaphule unika malunga neenyanga ezintandathu inqanaba eliphezulu "lentombazana (inkwenkwe), eyaphula isandla sayo ngoFebruwari."
Luhlaza!
Zama ukunyibilika eluhlaza ngaphandle kwesizathu-baya kutshisa, baya kuhlamba, baya kuncedwa kwaye baya kuhamba bahlale bodwa kwaye baswele. Kodwa abanye bomoya baya kukunika ilungelo elipheleleyo lokuba yindoda ye-lizard.
I-trofi.
Emva kwesi sifo okanye nje emva kwephulo "lephulo eliphumelelayo" lokukuko, unamacala amaplanga, iibhokisi ezivela kwimichiza, iikati ezivela phantsi kwemixube, iibhandeji, ukuba unethamsanqa - unokufihla izirinjisi ezimbalwa. Emva kwayo yonke le nto, umdlalo "esibhedlela" ufumana iipeyinti ezintsha. Kodwa ngokubanzi, kubi. Ke yiba sempilweni, wonwabe kwaye ungaphantsi koogqirha. Ngaphezu koko, sele nikhulile, kwaye akukho mntu uya kukunika i-poodle ehlawulwayo, okanye i-ascorbic emnandi, okanye amaplanga.
