Kukade uxelelwe, ukusuka kwento engayi kukhala kakuhle, hayi intombazana enye. Ngoku lixesha lokuba uye kwelinye - Bu! - kwaye xele malunga nento esiya kuyinika ikwayala. Inokuba luncedo kakhulu ukuba iprinta kwaye ikhoyo!
1. I-Pepefuure ngekhilomitha nganye
Mfora umntu, imizamo yakho ilize. Iphunga liyinto enomtsalane. Kwaye ukuba ugalelwe isiqingatha selitha ye-free kwaye ivumba elithandekayo, ke kunzima kwimpumlo yomntu obhinqileyo. Ukuba ixabiso eliphantsi kwaye elibonakalayo linzima kakhulu. Ukuba uzigalela ukuthunga kwakho emsebenzini-kunzima kwisikwere. Kwaye ukuba ungabizi, kwaye kwi-sweaty ... oh, njengoko iPechekin yatsho, "Oku sele kuzibandakanye kolu tshintsho." Ngengqondo, cima. Hambani, nize nicoceke. Le yeyona ndlela yesondo yesondo, chesslovo.
2. Iitemplate
"Ntombazana, kutheni usizi" kwimoto yeMetro, "Molo, unjani?" Kwindawo yokuthandana, "amanenekazi amahle" etafileni, i-rose enemilenze ende kunye nentliziyo enomgangatho ongumntu njengophawu lothando ... Amigo, kwaye ngoku uthi: "Kutheni, kufuneka akhethe Ukusuka kwizigidi ze-clones ngokwenza ngokuchanekileyo - nje ?! Kutheni kungenjalo omnye umntu onxibe iimpahla ezinjalo? Ngaba ukhe uvele?
3. Iqhelekile
Ukhe wazisa kuphela, kwaye sele usewe naye ngommese. Ngandlel 'ithile, ngamanqaku anzima eGameni, "intlanzi" kunye nezigquthethela ngamagxa. Kwaye kanye kanye ngathi ngumkhombe entliziyweni. Nokuba ubunethuba lokuyithanda, emva koko wabazisela ngezandla zethu. Hayi, asiphikisani ngalo lonke ixesha amantombazana athanda ukuzithemba, hayi i-mamp. Kodwa ukuzithemba kukhangeleka ngokungalunganga, dude.
4. I-Sumock ye-Foreff.
Olunye uhlobo lophawu lomntu-umntu yingca engqongqo kunye nezinye izinto ezibonisa intetho ye-heeluteanky. Olunjani lona uvuyo lwenekazi eliselula ekufuneka luvuye - ifihlakalo enkulu yenkampani encinci yeentlobo zezidanga ezifanayo. Kukuba ke yena wasilela kumloe.
5. Ukuhleka okukhulu
Yaziswa ngokubanzi. Kodwa xa uva i-hienges ephuphuma ngumlomo wendoda, nicinga ukuba nemfesane: inkwenkwe, uya kuzala, uya kuzala, uya kuzala, uya kuzala njani. Esi sandi sisengqiqweni ukoyikisa bonke abaphilayo egadini kunoluntu lwabasetyhini ukuba bawutsala.
6. Ukukhetha kunye nokukrola
Ngaba uyakhumbula imovie "Athetha ukuthini la madoda athetha ngolu phawu lwesicwangciso sesibini - i-romeo? Ke malunga nayo ijongeka ngathi. Hayi, ngamanye amaxesha zibi. Kuthekani ukuba ubusuku? Ukuthatha umhlala-phantsi - ubomi obungaphantsi!
7. Ummiselo ngomhla wokuqala
Xa ufumana isenzo esixhaphakileyo ngeqhayiya lakho ngengqondo yakho - kwaye kwangaxeshanye ukhetha uluhlu lwexabiso eliphantsi- ijongeka ngathi uxolo kunye nokuhlekisa. "UNGAVUMI, I-ruble ezintathu ezihle? Ndicela, ndithandwa, ndiyaphatha! "
8. I-Lounce
Umzekelo ongumzekelo kukuyeka isikhuselo esikhulu somhla kwaye ukhokele idini elihlwempuzekileyo kuhambo lokubukela. Okanye uthethe ubuhle obukhethekileyo belanga - kwaye uthwele entabeni, umasi-sisane ugqithiselwe nje, xa weza kuni nonke ezi zithendeni. Utsaliwe, le ndoda, mayithini.
9. Inqwala
Kulungile, kulungile, qaphela ukutshintsha kwi-hairstyle- Lo ngowona mqhubi uphakamileyo, intaka enqabileyo iya kwenza olo lonwabo. Sele siqhelene, siyavuma kwaye sinikezele. Kodwa okungenani ngamanye amaxesha jika intloko kuye kwaye uyilungiselele, ukuba usekhona, usaphila. Kwaye uyazi, uya kuthetha "i-UUG-Yu-Yeah" iWebhu yakho ngaphezulu kweliso lakho.
10. Ilungelo elingahlawulelwanga
Ewe kunjalo, yeyona nto icinezelweyo yehlabathi. Kodwa, Damn, ukuba ulumkile kangaka, ungakufezeki njani ukuba sele ujoyine, akufuneki ukuba ujoyine iPantokin kwaye uyikhusele ukuba kunjalo. " Ayizukukhokelela kuwe ngegram ye-testosterone ukuba uthi: "Ewe, ewe, ukuba andilunganga." Ukuba kukho nantoni na eya kuphulukana, ingekho ngaphandle kwePatntokrin.
11. I-cussism yendoda
Isibakala sokuba uncuma ngokungxama xa uchitha umntu oqaqambileyo, umfazi, usuku lwakho, umhla wesibhozo kaMatshi "- oko akuthethi ukuba woyisa ngonaphakade. Kukungekho ndawo ukungabikho ndawo yokuhambisa iimpahla zakho, okanye isutikheyisi ayikakhethwa njengento esebenzayo.
12. ukungaqiniseki kunye nokukhulula
"Uye wathi namhlanje? Ewe, mhlawumbi ngomso ... ukuba iyasebenza ... ndizakucinga ... "," Masihambe? Ewe, ewe, kuya kuba yimfuneko ngandlela ithile ... "," Uthando? Kwaye yintoni uthando ngokubanzi, ngubani onokuthi? " Njengoko intetho ihamba: "Sithandwa, sele umisiwe- okanye ukhona, okanye ulapha!"
13. Lungiselela i-dabn duck emva komsebenzi
Zama nje ukuzenza ngokwakho. Kwaye emva koko weza ngaphambili "Hayi,".
14. Isokisi ngexesha lesondo
Esi sisigqibo esihle kakhulu! Kuba iqala enye into yoonobumba abane, owokuqala "C". Ukuhleka, ewe.
15. I-Sokes kwiDowuni yeMinyango
Iisokisi zamadoda sele zingamagorha angenawo amagorha angafiyo, njengoomama ombi kunye ne-stirthotz neChapaev. Kutheni le nto ibhinqileyo, inomdla, ayifumananga ntsikelelo? Kwaye zikho, kholwa. Nguwe kuphela ngesizathu esithile size sihlangane nabo. Kuba banesithukuthezi kwibhokisi ekhethekileyo. Ukudonsa idreyini kuthatha imizuzwana eyi-0.5, igumbi kukho iisokisi - njengokufanayo, kwaye emva kwexesha elininzi. Iyonke imizuzwana eyi-1.5. Kwaye le mig enobubele phakathi kwexesha elidlulileyo kunye nekamva linokusindisa umtshato.