Ukuba ifani i-bitny ihlekisa okanye ingenamandla kangako - ayilunganga. Ikuvumela ukuba uhlakulele ukumelana noxinzelelo, ukulungela iimeko ezingalindelekanga kunye nemvakalelo yokuhlekisa!
Ukuhamba kunye nenkonzo?
Ngaba unokuyithelekelela indlela enzima ngayo ehlala negama leKozlov? Ezi joker zaphakade ezinje: "Kwaye, iibhokhwe, akukho mntu ubuza!" ... I-dimon yethu inobuphi na ngethamsanqa. Iibhadyuli zamenza ukuba aphendule kwiifowuni ngokungqinelana nesitayile esingqongqo ". Ngoku, ngalo lonke ixesha, ukuphakamisa ifowuni, ngekratshi kuvakalisa oko wakufundisayo: "Bla-Blah, Molo, Molo!" UDima wonwabile!
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Umakhulu uxelele indlela yamaxesha e-USSR, asebenze kwi-stands yesibini enkulu yeenkomo. Intloko yabo yayiyintloko ye-nikolai petrovich ubuhle. Umlawuli wezinto ezintsonkothileyo wahamba ngeveki kuhambo lweshishini, eshiya eyona nto iphambili. Ewe, apha nje ugcino lokutya kwesilwanyana saqalisa ukuphela. UNikolai Petrovich, ungacingi, uthumela i-telegraph kulawulo lwengingqi: "Iinkunzi zeenkomo azibondli. Ubuhle ". Ngemini elandelayo, iKhomishini ifikile - ukubona ukuba ngubani le ntlobo kwabo ...
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Kwakufuneka ndiye kwityala lokutyelela enye yeHidi evaliweyo. Iingcango zabasebenzi azixhomenga imiqondiso yemizi yezithuba zazo, ziqala ukuqalisa kunye neefani. Ndihamba kwipaseji, ndifunda imibhalo. Ithebhulethi yokuqala yafundwa kwaye ngaphandle kolonwabo: A. Stein. Yalandelwa nguye: I. Ya. UStein. Inomdla ngakumbi! Kodwa ndinombhalo wesithathu kwaphela. Emva kweso sibini, wafunda ngokugqwesileyo: A. ferkeltein.
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Oodade emsebenzini bangumfo ogama linguPeter nakwegama. Xa babenesabelo kwaye banikwe izatifikethi kamva, kwabhalwa apho: "Kumkani Petros".
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Umakhulu wam wasebenza njengonobhala kwisityalo esiphambili soomatshini eMoscow. I-Telegraph iza: "Ukulibazisa ijacket yohambo." Apho umakhulu wam ohlekisayo wathumela impendulo: "Indlela yokuvalelwa icacile, ichaze igama losapho".
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Ndisebenze kwiCandelo leeMemo eziNgxamisekileyo, kunye nam njengenxalenye yeqela elithunyelwe kulo msebenzi. Ngokwesicwangciso sokusebenza, iGosa lokuSebenza kwi-ofisi yethu ephakathi yayikukunika isivuno se-alamu kuloo ndawo, kwaye kule miqondiso, imisebenzi yoqeqesho yenziwa kuloo ndawo. Ke, igama lokugqibela legosa lasebusweni kulawulo lwethu yayiyi-birch, kwaye enye yemiqondiso yokuba lo msebenzi ubumelwe kukudlulisela "i-AIACIA". Kwaye apha sihamba ecaleni kwentlanganiso, kukho igosa lemboniselo (yena, njengoko lalihamba, lalintsha, inika intloko yekomkhulu: "I-birch iphendula iNtloko ye-ACICIA .. . "
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Ukususela kubomi boGqirha baseRussia e-Afrika. Intombazana yeza isandla esaphukileyo. Ndibona igama lomntwana kwikhadi elingaphandle: "Intombazana-kwakhona", oko kuthetha ukuba "ntombazana kwakhona." Akunakuqiqa ngelithi i-crm yanikezelwa ngendlela yegama likatata odakumbileyo, ulindele unyana wakhe ... kodwa uninzi lwazo ndahleka endiziintlanganiso nesinye sabaguli eLinda. Ndizise intombazana iminyaka emine. Ndibuza: "Ngubani igama lakho?" Intombazana katata ifuna ukwenza ugqirha othandekayo waseRussia, ngaphandle kwekratshi: "NguManina Shama-Se Petrov! I-Petrov Dos Santos! -Umntwana ubizwa ngokuba yipetrov ... perov santos ishawari! " I-authule isebenze ixesha elide kunye ne-Russia kwigama lokugqibela yePetrov, kakuhle, kwaye ke ngale ndlela ndagqiba kwelokuba ndigqibe kwelokuba ndiqhubeke nosapho lwam ...
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Utata utshatile okwesibini, umfazi wakhe ngumfazi omangalisayo onomfazi onqabileyo - i-Patrotroymine - i-Conforsovna. Kwaye usebenza njengomfundisi wesiNgesi nesiJamani. Nje ukuba kubekho igrasi yesibini: "Uxolo, ndilibele: Ngubani igama lakho?" Uphendula, kwaye mntwana wakhe: "Aningasiyo isiNgesi kum, undixelela isiRashiya!" Ukususela ngoko, uMariya Ama Ivanovna +
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Kwenye inkampani wayesebenza njengomfana (okanye olupheleyo, nokuba) ngegama leTuppolev. Ingonyama tupolev. Kulungile. Kodwa kwifowuni yavakala into enje: "Ingonyama. Isidenge ... "
I-Oak ayizange inyibiliki!
Kwiqela lethu yayingumfana ongu-roname oak. Kuyamangalisa ukuba, njengefani eyanyathela kuye! IIMPAWU ZOKUQALA, UVAVANYO LOKUQALA ... Nabafundi abaPhezulu, uMandlazy uqala. Wonke umntu unenkxalabo, i-DANGLE, into ibhala kwakhona. Kwaye okwi-oki yonke ayikhathali. Yena kunye neentetho zazinendwendwe elinqabileyo. Ubukho beento ezingatshoyo. Kwaye ngalo mthwalo wakwazi ukugqitha. Sele emva konyaka wokuqala, siphoswe amaqabane aliqela. Kunye nento engento. Kwaye bamangaliswa xa kwabakho ukuba i-Oak ihleli. Xa wasinda emva kwekhondo lesibini - wamangaliswa. Ngonyaka wesithathu eli lizwi lazalwa li: "Ngelixa i-oak scoats-asiyi kunxitywa!" Eli lizwi kabukhali okrakra ngenxa yeemeko ezingenathemba ...
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Intombazana eqhelekileyo egameni leMetronova yayitshatile nenkwenkwe yi-SUREEME SLOODDSKy. Kwaye uthathe ifani kabini. IMitronova-Slobodskaya. Kwaye ngoku utsho ngokukhawuleza. Vavanya "I-Meskvich ubuxoki", ewe.
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Umama wafundisa isiNgesi kwiyunivesithi enye yezobugcisa. Kwiqela elilandelayo, kwaqala, ngokwemvelo, ukusuka ekutsaleni umnxeba. Iileta zokuqala ze-alfabhethe zahamba ngovuyo kwaye zifikelele kwileta "kulungile" ... apha uyekile, ngaphandle kokukholelwa amehlo akhe engazi ukuba "njengokuba wayengenanto yangathi" la mazwi angenzi nathi kwisangqa sabathandekayo. Kwakukho ikhephu ... "Ndim," ngequbuliso wavakalisa abanye bemalunga nekona.
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Ukuvezwa komyalelo webhanki "Ukuvuselelwa": "... ukuvinjwa komcebisi wezomthetho kwi-hedgehog v. A. Impendulo ngefowuni:" I-Hobgehic "," ngenxa yeengxelo ezingachanekanga zamalungu achanekileyo.
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Kwiofisi yengingqi ye-arhente yokuhamba, ekwihotele "cosmos", igama legama lika-Elk lasebenza. Xa wabiza i-ofisi eyintloko yenkampani, waxela unobhala ngelizwi elimnandi: "Itsho i-Elk ukusuka kwindawo!"
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Ndakuba ndigula kwaye ugqirha weza kum. Kwaye ke ugcwalisa ikhadi, ubuza igama, ndiphendula: "Dellay". Akazange aqonde, wabuza: "Nam?", Ndaphinda, bekukho ikhefu ... ", ndithi:" Ndithi: "I-LUROVA". Uyayihleka: "Kwaye ndinefani - Destey ..." Georgia! Sahleka, emva koko umama uthi: "Nanku apha uza kutshata loo nto - kwaye uya kuba nguye."
SUKA Khubaza
Intetho yokuqala kwi-Logic. Utitshala ubona abo bangoku. Amafani anjalo efana ne-gabdrakmanov kunye neRobyvichuk ivakalisa okokuqala ngaphandle kwempazamo. Iyayeka eyam, ithule kakhulu kwaye ithule iziyongo: - Ndiyoyika ukubiza igama lokugqibela ... Uh-uh ... ruffles. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ingayibiza njani?
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Ifani yam Olty Igama elimangalisayo ligxininisa ibomvu. Njengoko ukhetho luphakamisa "obalaseleyo" kunye neffit "...
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Kwaye ndinefani - o. Iingxaki zihlala zimnandi. Umzekelo, andinakuthenga i-SIM khadi, kuba bayabona ukuba le nkqubo ayiboni ileta enye, emva koko babuza ukuba kutheni ndisika ifani yam ... kodwa wonke umntu uyavuma ukuba ulungele ukurekhoda. Owu, basasazi igama lam lokwenyani! ..
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Utata wam uBechev, kunye negama lentombi kaMama - Dulchaza. Kwaye ukusondela rhoqo kwezi mpawu zithambileyo phakathi kwamagama. Kwiofisi yerejista, xa isicelo sangeniswa, utata wathi: "Intombazana, khumbula: I-Wilka, ipleyiti kunye ne-belching ibhaliwe ngaphandle kophawu oluthambileyo. Kunye nemoto, ezibonakalayo kunye ne-dulchaza-kunye nomqondiso othambileyo! "
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Kwisibhedlele yethu Beka inkwenkwe egameni lomntwana. Uhlaselo oluqinileyo lwalukwanjalo. "Mntwana ngenxa ye-massage!" - "Nguwuphi umntwana?" - "Umntwana wonyana!"
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Umhlobo wam kwifani yophahla, xa sele ukhulelwe edlwedeni, eyokwamkelwa ekliniki, etyibilika wawa. Ngeli xesha ngeli xesha, umongikazi udluliselwe kwindawo yakhe. Ngokwemvelo, ukoyikeka: momydydy ngexesha lokugqibela. Umongikazi wamnceda ukunyuka kwakhe, emva koko babaleke eofisini ukuya kwagqirha, ukuqhekeza phantsi ngokukhala: "Uphahla lwam lwawa!"
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Ndiyazi ukuba ifani yefani yesisu. Uthanda ukufowunela kuzo zonke iimeko. "Ingaba lithini gama elinikeziwe likamama kamamakho. Esi sisisu siyakukhathaza. "
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E Montenegro, wadibana nosapho lwaseSerbia ngobuzwe. Amagama aqhelekileyo, ewe, makabe nguNikola, uAna kunye ne-vlado. Intloko yosapho iphakamise inkampani endandisebenza kuyo, iinkonzo zam. Sihleli kwimvumelwano, uNikola unika ikhadi lesazisi, apho kubhaliwe iSerbia emhlophe: Ifani - Dratulian. Ndenze yonke imizamo ukuze ndingangeni: Unyana, une-vlad dragulian! Emva kweentsuku ezimbalwa, sahlala noNikola no-Anna kwi-cafe, kwaye, njengoko ndithandayo, ndiqinisekile ukuba ndiqinisekile ukuba ifani yendoda yakhe? I-ANA iphendula ukuba ewe, isiko! Sithetha ngezithethe. Kwaye apha uNikola ubambelele izidlele zakhe, nosasazo zakhe, ukuze, kwizizukulwana ngezizukulwana kuye, kwizizukulwana zomkhulu ongunyana olizibulo ogama linguVlad. Utata wam, wayesithi, wayengu-vlad, kwaye umzalwana omkhulu ndiye ndaphoxeka, kwaye ngokwemvelo, vlad ... bendinokuyibona intloko ye-vlad draculic kwaye Umtshana we-vlad draculich ... kunye netafile yeCafe Hank Dase yotata, akukho nto ikrokrelayo kwaye unekratshi kakhulu ngesiko lentsapho yakhe.
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Umakhulu wathi babenemibutho emithathu enoxanduva emsebenzini, ababethunyelwe ngandlela ithile kwishishini. Kwaye babenentle ngakumbi kunabanye amagama: incinci, mhlophe kunye ne-bunny. Xa babefuna ukuthumela i-telegraph ngeposi, yabhaliswa kwakhona: i-bunny encinci emhlophe. I-Telegraph, ngokwendalo, inqabile ukuthumela. Kuphela kusemva kokunikezelwa kweepasipoti ekuvunyelwene ngazo ... kwaye emva kokuba etshisiwe.