Abanye bakholelwa ukuba abantwana balonwabo. Kodwa izazinzulu azikholelwa kuyo. Kodwa ukufumana imvakalelo ebukhali yolonwabo phambi komntwana onosuku lokuzalwa minyaka le - ilula kakhulu. Nasi isicwangciso-nyathelo senyathelo lenyathelo, kuvavanywe ngexesha, amava kwaye, kunjalo, igazi.
1. Okokuqala kufuneka uqalise umntwana. Ukuba ungumfazi, ke kulula okanye kulula. Ukuba uyindoda, cela umfazi wam, mhlawumbi sele unonyana, kwaye awuzange uqaphele. Ukuba awunamfazi, emva koko utshatile, emva koko umntwana uya kuqala ngokwakhe.
2. Ngoku ekubeni unemntwana, kufuneka uyibeke kwindawo efudumeleyo kwaye ulinde de ikhule. Ngokwesiqhelo kuthatha iminyaka eliqela, kodwa musa ukuphelelwa lithemba. Ukuhlamba, ii-cubes kunye nomsebenzi wesikolo wasekhaya zinceda ngokugqibeleleyo ukugqitha.
3. Ukuba wenza yonke into ngokuchanekileyo, emva koko sele unomntwana obenziwe kakuhle kule nto. Ilungile. Ungaya kwinxalenye ephambili yeresiphi. I-ploy kwincwadana yokundwendwela- ukuba uphumelele umntwana wakho, emva koko usuku lokuzalwa kwakhe luya kurekhodwa kwipasipoti yakho. Kwaye ukuba into yomnye umntu ngomnye umntu. Kwiveki ngaphambi kokuba lo mhla ungentla, uthenge amatikiti amashumi amane omendo kwi-barbie okanye ngesigcawu. Ukuze ukhethe umfanekiso ofanelekileyo, kuya kufuneka umisele isini somntwana. Ukuba ungumfazi, akuyi kubakho ngxaki. Ukuba yindoda, ke ucele umfazi wakhe. Ukudlala umntwana ukuba basayine amakhadi esimemo, kwaye ngokukhawuleza ukuya kwivenkile kwaye uthenge ngakumbi amashumi amane. Ngapha koko kuya kufuneka uphinde ubhale kwakhona.
4. Ngeli xesha,-oda i-clown. Hayi, hayi umbulali, nangona kunzima kakhulu ukuzithemba. Yiza nje kwi-clown kwaye, ufihla amehlo akho, uthi ufuna ukumbona ngomhla wokuzalwa komntwana. Amehlo kufuneka azifihle ukuze angazifihli iimvakalelo ezivuthisana nomphefumlo wakho ongafakwanga, kwaye i-clown yakhawuleza yamehlo. Ngenxa yokuba i-curtting iyathanda ukungxama emehlweni, le yenye yemithetho ephambili yendalo iphela, ayinakutshintshwa, unokuyamkela kuphela. Emva kokuba uvumelane ne-clown malunga nenani lemali, yibani nale nyaniso: Kuya kufuneka umnike imali, hayi wena. Nangona ingqondo eqhelekileyo ithetha ngokuchaseneyo. Kodwa emva kwayo yonke loo nto, malunga nomntwana, ingqiqo kuwe, nayo, ithethe into? Ewe, hlawula, kwaye ungatshintshi. Ewe, kuyabiza. Ke ngoko, ngenkalipho thatha isigqibo-iholide iya kuqhubeka ekhaya. Akukho holo, akukho ndawo yokutyela.
5. Ngomhla wokugqibela ngaphambi kokubhiyozela okulindelweyo kokulahleka umntwana kwiphothifoliyo ... Anazi ukuba yintoni? Buza umfazi wakho. Ukuba ungumfazi, emva koko hlala phantsi phantsi kwaye ucofe kancinci. Kwipotifoliyo uya kufumana amatikiti angama-40 amatikiti ukuba umntwana wakho alibalelwe. Thatha ifowuni kwaye uqalise ukubiza bonke abantwana ngalu luhlu. Ukuba abazali bakuxelele ukuba akukho mntu oza kuzisa umntwana, aphendule, "akukho nto iyoyikekayo, ndiza kuyithatha phakathi kum, kwaye abasibhozo baya kubuyela ekhaya." Xa ugqibile, yiya kwinto elandelayo. Andifuni? Hihi.
6 Ke, ngalo njalo, lo mhla ufikile. Iingcebiso ezigqithisileyo - iimeko sele zomelele kunawe ukuba ungathandaza kuphela okanye ufunge, kuxhomekeke kwiinkolelo zonqulo kunye nokukhula. Khumbula ukuba abantu abakhubekileyo bakufungisa kakhulu, ngaphandle kweTautologies kunye namagama-parasites. Sukusebenzisa zonke iziqalekiso kunye / okanye imithandazo ngokukhawuleza. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ngexesha lokugqibela i-clown iya kukutsalela umnxeba kwaye ithi imoto iyaphula. Kwaye kufuneka ziziswe. Kwaye uthini kuye? "Imibulelo emininzi"?
7. Ekuseni, yiya kwivenkile yokuthenga yonke into oyifunayo. Sukuzikhulula kakhulu, kusenokukhwela kabini, ubuncinci. Emva kohambo lokugqibela, kukho zonke iitsheki. Iza kuba njani iholo? Into oyithethayo, ayikwazi ukuba! Ngendlela, ulibele ukuthenga i-cola.
8 kangangeyure, ukunxiba esixekweni, njengomvundla otyibilikayo, uqokelele abantwana. Inxalenye iya kuthunyelwa ngeteksi, kodwa ayikhathazeki. Ukuba wenze yonke into ngokuchanekileyo, ke awunamdla kwimali ngalo mzuzu. Sele ulapha ngaphezulu koku.
9. Ngelixa abantwana abangamashumi amabini bayakhwaza kwaye bajongana nendawo engqongileyo, qhubeka kwikhitshi kwaye ikhukhumale iglasi ye-brandy. Ukuba ungumntu, okwangoku umfazi uya kuya ekhitshini kwaye akhwaze: "Uyaphambana nawe, usenawo abantwana ekhaya ukuba bazise! Ngaba uyafuna ukubabulala? " Akukho kwimeko yokuphendula umbuzo. Ukuba ungumfazi, kuya kuba ngumkhwekazi onina.
10. Hambisa abantwana abangamashumi amabini ekhaya, babuyela kwindlu etyumkileyo kwaye bakhawuleza bakhawuleza. Mhlawumbi ngomso umcoci uya kuza, kodwa akunakwenzeka ukushiya indlu kwimeko enjalo! Igama eliphambili - "ngokukhawuleza". Ewe kunjalo, ngasemva kweglasi, awusayi kuphinda unyuke emva koko, ngoko ke thayipha i-coggy ukuba ingakanani kwaye iwele ebhedini.
Yonke into, ngoku ungaziva ukhululekile ukuvuka ekuseni. Imvakalelo ethandekayo yokuba yonke le nto yoyikisayo iya kuzalisa umphefumlo wakho kwi-hard furts goots. Ukuba uziva wonwabile, oko kuthetha ukuba wenze into engalunganga. Okanye abantwana babetha isiphene, okanye i-fakewn. Kodwa, mhlawumbi unabo abanye abantwana kwaye akufuneki balinde uhlaselo olulandelayo lonwabo kwaye uphumle unyaka wonke.