UkuCinyelwa i-Syndrome: Ungayiyeka njani ikofu, ihla kwimpumlo kwaye imnandi

Ngaba ucinga ukuba le likhoboka likaPete? Zijonge! Ukuqhela kwezinto ezingenabungozi njengezinto kunokuba mhle ukudida ubomi bakho. Kodwa iipics sele zicinezele ingubo yakhe ye-Superman kwaye iyakhawuleza ukuya kuhlangula! Nazi izinto ezi-5 eziqhelekileyo kunye neendlela eziqinisekisiweyo zokubasusa.

Kofu

I-caffeine ayisivumelanisi nje ukuba sivuke kwaye ngesono esingesiqingatha siyakujika siye emsebenzini. Esi sikhuthazi sisenza ukuba sizive iimvakalelo kwaye siphumelele, sithobe imisipha kwaye sinika i-terittix kwaye inika i-terittix kwaye inike i-teritx ukutsala inkanuko yakho yekhaya. Ikomityi yekofu, e-Aha. Nge-2 kusasa. Khetha kuthi kwaye uya kukhetha yonke into evela kuthi: I-caffeine maniacs ngaphandle kwe-dose yabo ye-dose espresso ye-Espresso Jek ngeliso kunye ne-isshole inye, kwaye balala phantsi kwetafile. Kodwa abo bangazithinteli kwisiselo esinxilisayo, kulungile kakhulu - banayo iTachyyardia, kunye ne-gestiritis, kunye namazinyo olwandle.

Kwenziwe ntoni?

Ukuba ngaphandle kwekofu awuyi kunyusa imibhobho yeento eziziintlukhwe kunye nomgibe weApocalypse, zama ukulala kwangoko. Kuya kuba lula: Ngaphandle kwesiphumo esikhuthazayo sekofu kwaye siqale i-Clone ephupheni ngokukhawuleza emva "ebusuku, abantwana." I-Caffeine Ukophula ibonakaliswa yintloko entloko apho iti iti kunye namanzi ngelamuni iya kunceda. Kwaye ukuba ngaphandle kwendebe eshushu ezandleni zakho uziva ngathi idonki ye-EA ngaphandle komsila, ukhohlisa imvakalelo yakho yetreyini ngobisi lwetshokholethi. Amazinyo akamnyama kuyo, kwaye i-caffeine yipesenti 4, hayi.

Ibalm yomlomo

Sele ungayikhumbuli into etyibilikileyo yomthendeleko esitsiba kuwe, kodwa umphumo uyabonakala, oko kukuthi, kwimilebe. Ngaphandle kwentsimbi, bajika baba ziingcezu ezimbini zepine ngeyure. Akukho nto imangalisayo-uyondla ulusu lwemilebe yemilebe ye-mineral, ecinga ukuba ulusu kunye namagqabi akwisifo samafutha wamanzi esineempondo nemilenze. Kwaye abavelisi beendlebe basathanda ukongeza i-menthol ukuya kwibhalsam, yona ngokwayo iphazamisa ukuba ayisoso isomile apho ingekhoyo.

Kwenziwe ntoni?

Guqula ibhalsam kwithontsi lehlasi (ukuba awukho rhabaxa, kunjalo). Yihlazeke ngokuyihlayo kwimilebe yakhe kwaye uzame ukuhlala kude ne-OS. Usenokuba dibanisa ubusi kunye ne-vitamin e kwiicapbules, kuthengiswa nakweyiphi na ikhemesti yesiqingatha sepeni. Kwiveki emva koko, olunye ulusu luya kuqala ukubuyela kwakhona kwaye uya kuqaphela ukuba i-hygivicia ishiye izindlu ingekakubangela ukuhlaselwa kukothuka.

Iilekese

Abangazange bandinike ilungu le-gingerbread, wayengazi ubomi. Iswekile yahlukile kwezinye i-carbohydrate enesantya sokukhanya. Usayikhohlisa iminwe yakho, kwaye i-insulin sele ivisile yonke into kwaye icela izongezo - hamba kakhulu! Kwaye unje: "Ewe, nkosi yam!" -Ngabandezeleka ngokutsala isishumi.

Kwenziwe ntoni?

Ukuxhomekeka kweswekile kunokuba kuhamba necocaine, ke kufuneka uthathe intando kwinqindi, ukuba awufuni kuguqukele kwikopi yendoda ye-mishlen. Ungaze uthenge ityiwa "kwimeko nje" - uyaqonda ukuba amatyala onke aya kuza ngokukhawuleza emva kokuba ubuye ekhaya. Ukuba umntu ongenguye-busuku yitshokholethi emnyama enemixholo ye-70% ye-cocoa, unesityebi kangangokuba une-robin bobin bararak, ungayityi kangako (kwaye usayitya kakhulu). Thulula, kungenjalo ubuchopho obutshiweyo buya kuqala bufuna ngakumbi nangaphezulu kwezi zimpumuko zithambileyo nge-jam, ngenxa yokuba iswekile yipenkile yayo. Kwaye musa ukuligatya isidlo sakusasa, kwaye inqanaba leGlucose liza kuwa kwaye umfanekiso okhanyiso lweenjineli luya kuqala ukukhanyisa phambi kwamehlo akhe.

Iinethiwekhi zentlalo

Abantu abanamathela kwiinethiwekhi zentlalontle zihlala zingathandekiyo. Bahlala bejikeleza ngeefowuni zabo, njengabachongisi bensimbi kwibala lam, kwaye bajike kwiqela leqela. Kuyenzeka ukuba ufikelele kumyalezo kwi-PM. Ezona zigulana zinzima ziwela kwi-30 yamamozulu ngosuku kunye nezandla zivunwa ngamaHuskies. Uxolo.

Kwenziwe ntoni?

Kanye xa uvula i-Facebook, amandla aya kucinywa, kuya kufuneka athathe indawo yayo yokunyanzela. Iinkqubo ezinje nge-Boss Boss kunye ne-INet Phurtor inciphisa ixesha lokufikelela kwi-Intanethi. Iyure inqunyulwe kwaye yanele, ikhuphe kwilindle yokwenyani kunye nekati ye-CKORI ekugqibeleni. Indlela iphantsi kakhulu-i-racing ye-radical Ukuphulukana nabo bonke obu bakhonzi bokuqonda ukuba unguZarhhinel ngexesha loMongameli we-Bush, ungabhalisi kwindawo ethi "Imihla ngemihla" yoLuntu yeKlabhu yeKlabhu yeKlabhu. Emva kohlengahlengiso olunjalo, ikhasethi iya kuba namandla kakhulu kwaye icotha, oko kuthetha ukuba ayizukujonga ukuba inomdla.

Amantshontsho e-nasal

Iya kuphola, batsho. Waphefumla kwangoko, batsho. Kodwa ithoni ebaleka idlula, kwaye amaconsi ahlala. Ngoku wena kunye ne-chinal spisha-njenge-LED kunye noNancn, uBonnie kunye neClyde, uTom noJerry. Awunakuthelekiswa na kungekudala okanye emva kwexesha lomnye.

Kwenziwe ntoni?

Uninzi lwamathontsi ngempumlo lunciphise iinqanawa, ukudumba kuyadlula kwangoko kwaye uphefumla igcwele amabele. Kodwa kwakamsinya nje ukuba inyathelo liphela, iinqanawa ziyavuyela ukwanda kwaye imvakalelo iphakama ukuba iitapile zikuthambile empumlweni. Konke, nguNaphthyzine unamathela, wamkelekile kwiklabhu - amakhulu amawaka abantu ahlala emaweni eminyaka, okanye amashumi eminyaka. Ukutsiba kule potion yedemon, hlamba impumlo ngamanzi ngetyuwa yolwandle. Ewe, kangangexesha elithile uya kuhamba, echuma, ukhetho lomlomo, njengoMerilin Monroe, kodwa kungekudala i-Edema iya kuqala ukubhalisa. Omnye umntu ophila ubomi yinye kuphela ngamathontsi. Iintsuku emva kokuba i-5 ihluthwayo iqala ukuphefumla ngokuthe qelela, kwaye ukusuka kumaconsi kunokushiywa kwaphela.