Kulungile, kulungile, kusekho ithole le-soviet yeKrisimesi okanye i-can yokuqala ye-cannon. Iyaqondakala le, ingcwele. Kodwa thina, mantombazana, sigcine iqhekeza elipheleleyo lezinto ezingathandekiyo ezifumanekayo ukuba zijongane neengcwele ngaxeshanye neenqobo zokuziphatha.
Impahla ayisebenzi
Issimba, ukuvuma ngokunyaniseka, kufutshane kwishumi elinesiqingatha seminyaka. Nangona kunjalo, vuma ngokunyaniseka - hayi indlela yethu! Ndiya kuphulukana nobunzima, ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kunciphisa umzimba. Ayinakuphepheka njengoloyiso lobuKomanisi. Kwaye sisiketi esiya kundikhuthaza ukuba ndibone. Ukususela ekudekeni kwakhe, Thixo we-angle elityelweyo yeKhabhinethi, Aha.
Eyona nto ifunekayo i-rubambbas
Kuluncedo lwabo ndiza kuphulukana nobunzima. Kwaye sele ihambile kule ndlela iruman kude kakhulu! Izihlandlo ezithathu zikhokelele ezi dumbbells kwaye kabini zazisa i-hulahup. Kuyinyani, ukuba uyakhumbula xa yayilixesha lokugqibela ... Kungcono ukuba ungakhumbuli. Olu tshintsho kumphezulu unokuxela kakhulu. Kodwa awukwazi ukulahla ezi ziqwenga. Kuba kuya kuba kukuqonda ukoyiswa. Kwaye ke kukho ithemba. Kwindawo enzulu enzulu ... malunga nobunzulu bolo manzi kwiKhabhinethi, apho isikhusi esixabisekileyo siza khona.
Iimpahla zasendle
Zasendle, kodwa mhle, damn! Ayaziwa ukuba inkwenkwezi inyuselwayo yayimi ngorhatya entlokweni yakhe, kwenziwe i-PARCEATRE ye-Mercury eyaphukileyo, kodwa kwenzeka. Isandla sikhutshiwe saya kwi-wallet kwaye safumana lo mmangaliso wokusika kunye noyilo. Sukubuza nje, abantu ukuba baneesentimitha ezininzi apha. Kwaye ngokuchanekileyo lo mthunzi we-Malinovayay uqulmba apha. Kulungile, upholile. Yeyiphi kwaye apho inokufakwa khona, musa ukubuza kwaphela. Mhlawumbi ekugqibeleni ndiza kuphambana apha - kwaye xa i-Danitara ye-Sanitara iza kundilanda, ndiza kuba kuyo yonke le nto - inkwenkwezi yeSebe. Ke ngoko, mayixhonywe.
Imihombiso eyoyikisayo
Umsebenzi wobugcisa wePakistani Buprestens kwii-ropees ezilishumi kwi-chalk ephezulu kakhulu, ibonakala ngathi i-emerald ecocekileyo. Ewe, ukukrwitwa, phantse ngokungathandabuzekiyo. Ukuze uthenge, kwakuyimfuneko ukuphelisa ngaphezulu ... Nangona kunjalo, ubushushu ngandlela thile abupholile. Ke ngoko, bayaxoka. Kodwa kuthekani ukuba. I-Ka-Ak iya kuphuma, i-ka-ak tink. AI-NA, ubungazi mna, kodwa uya kufumanisa!
I-cosmetics engafanelekanga
Ke awusebenzisi ngezithunzi ezibomvu. Ubuncinci emva kwetyala kwiqela elikhulileyo, xa umama engazange abone kwinkuthalo yakhe, ngandlela thile ayengafuneki. Kwaye asiyi kuyisebenzisa ngokucacileyo, unengqondo entlokweni yam. Nangona kunjalo, lo mzimba ngenxa yesizathu esithile, ngalo lonke ixesha uyala xa ufaka isandla sakho kule bhokisi. "Kulungile, unjani, le yi-chanel! Yeyiphi i-koko! " -I-vookhit Cerebell. Kwaye zombini i-chimispheres ngokomdanisi: Kulungile, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, kwaye awusoze wazi ukuba ngawaphi amatyala.
Amaxwebhu ayimfihlo
Iprotein ye-Everac ukugcina amantongomane, eSapiens - iphepha elinamatywina. Ukuba kukho uhlobo oluthile lwecala lephepha elingaphezulu kwisiqwengana sephepha-yiSacralna, oko kuthetha ukuba kufuneka igcinwe ngonaphakade. Ngakumbi ukuba le yimfundiso ebaluleke kakhulu kwiilwimi ezingamashumi amathathu anesithathu kwi-toaster. Eyiphi, ngendlela, ayifundwanga kwinto enye, kuba ikho ngokuchanekileyo iqhosha. Kwaye ikhadi lewaranti kwi-Toaster igcinwe eluthandweni: kwaye ke ngequbuliso iqhosha liqhekeza! Ayikho into eyenziwayo iwaranti yeshumi elinesihlanu eyadlulayo, kwaye i-Toaster kudala yaphoswa. Kweli phepha, umphefumlo we-Toasters ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuvuswa kwinkundla embi yezixhobo zekhaya.
I-Glossict Gloss
Ubomi beli phepha lifana nosuku olunye: luqaqambile kwaye lufutshane. Ngokomngeni we-ofisi yoHlelo-inyanga. Kwaye enyanisweni - ngokuthe ngqo ezimbini, apho ukhoyo kwindlu yangasese, uya kufunda yonke into ukusuka kwi-crust to crust. Ngayo nayiphi na injongo yokuba isitaki samaphephabhuku eqhubeka siphila kwaye sikhule-umbuzo ovela kwintsimi "Indlela yokujongana neselula" kwaye "osele onke amanzi." I-Angelina ngeli xesha, yayitshatile izihlandlo ezithathu, kwaye emazantsi e-stack yakho yayiseyintombazana yentombazana ...
Ficus vasya (Aka Ficus Schröyer)
Isigulana siphila okanye ufile. Ukuba ufile, inokuvuseleleka okanye ayinakuphinda ivuselelwe. UVacasya uhlala emdeni weli nelinye ilizwe. Kubonakala ngathi yomile, ihamba amabala, ukugoba kunye nokukhangela. Kodwa ayiyi kufa, iGadi iluhlaza, ekugqibeleni! Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha entwasahlobo ngequbuliso, uhlobo lweentso. Kwaye kwenzeka njani ke kwinkunkuma ?! Kubonakala ngathi unesono esinamandla ngezi zandla. Kwaye uya kuza kuwe ebusuku, abulawe ngokutsha, aze akhale iinyembezi eziluhlaza.
Incwadi ene-autograph
Akukho msebenzi ubalaseleyo awubikho msebenzi obalaseleyo. Funda phambi kwephepha leshumi elinesithathu, ke uthumo alunakwenzeka. Mhlawumbi wayenokwenza ukuba enze i-hirdistanic buckle. Okanye ilayibrari yasemaphandleni kwindawo apho amathuba afunyanwa khona, kwaye zonke iincwadana zomlilo zifundwa kwimingxunya. Kodwa awukwazi, hayi. Umntu othile uza kuvula iphepha lokuqala-kwaye ufunde: "Stute Olenkatya inkumbulo ende evela kumbhali onikelwe kuyo." Kwaye utyikityo lubanzi, ukuginya kwaye wonwabile, njengokulindela uthando uthando kunye no-no-Nobel. Kwaye ke wonke umntu uya kuqonda: apha ngenxa yabo bakho njengani, ukhohlakele, akazange amfumane noNoben. Kwaye mhlawumbi ukuphela kwendlala kunye nokungafuneki.
Imbiza entle kaThixo yeti
Intle ngokungapheliyo kwaye engenantsingiselo ingenantsingiselo, njengeLamborghini kwiFama eQinelayo "indlela yokukhanya". Kwiindonga zayo, ukubhukuqa amaTshayina kwakungekho luvila kakhulu ukubonakalisa abafazi baseJapan, nakwi-cap yakhe, i-crysanthemm yentsana yangaphambili. Kodwa yintoni, ayizukuphanga ukubeka - amaqhosha, iiklipthi zePhepha, itshekishe okanye iinwele ezingabonakaliyo - xa zifuna, awukakhumbuli ukuba zineentloni ngendlela eneentloni.
Imouse yepinki
Intle njengengelosi, nangona enyanisweni yoyikeka njengesono. Kuxhomekeka ekubeni ubona njani imood. Uninzi luhlala lujonga kakhulu, kuba le crap (leyo, i-incoanitina) yaziswa kuwe ngenkwenkwe yakho yokuqala. Kwi-valentine yakho yokuqala. Uwokugqibela. Kodwa ke yayihlala ngonaphakade. Kuphela okokuqala kangangezihlandlo ezisibhozo ngonaphakade ...
I-stcottskayaa afallampa
Xa le ngxaki (ayisekho kuqala, kwaye enye) uyakuphosa, ungamginya ngokumgibisela nge-migratovky esibhozo. Kodwa ngendlela ethile isizathu esimiselweyo. Into exabisekileyo, kunye ne-cho. Kuyenzeka ukuba kukhanyise ikhandlela kunye ne-idrip oyile (njengoko bekucebisa ngeemagazini ezantsi kweblogi yakho ye-glossy). Akukho nto ungazange yenze isiko elifanayo naxa umxhasi wayesekhona? Ke ngoko, yabona, kwaye uphume kwindlela ye-piod kangangokuba akazange akhanye isibane sevawutsha sale thendela ye-crumpled ...
Ifoto ye-albhamu
Ngesigubungelo esinje se-velvet, eMaiden - Imibala yeBordeaux. Ngeefoto ezenziwe ngesandla. Kwaye ke abaqulunqiweyo bahonjiswe ngoncedo lweeposikhadi ze-Zaruberin, ukuba le ncwadi intsha le-scrapwing yazithoba kwimolecin yakhe. Kwaye apho ngaphakathi kubazali abancinci abanjalo bayakususa kwisibhedlele sokwamama! Kwaye i-mvumiolluolsis inye kwaye isiqingatha sexesha elingaphezulu kunawe uncuma kuqala ngoSeptemba! Kwaye i-epochal enjalo ayikho kwi-disco yokuqala! .. kwaye kwenye indawo kuloo ndawo (ngendlela, kulo nyaka, kulo nyaka kuya kuba lixesha lokuba usule uthuli. Kukho iiposikhadi ezivela kwiilekks ezithandwayo kunye neetanki, ezinemigca engafiyo:
Idayari
Abafundi be-1- "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" yiklasi yesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo. Izifundo ezine ngoMvulo, ngoLwesibini akukho nto ichaziweyo, ngolwesithathu ezimbini ezihlekisayo ezihlekisayo, emazantsi ephepha - utyikityo lomgoni. Kwiindawo ezintathu - ukuvula i-skietied: "Iholide !!!" lonke ithuba. Ewe, ibeka eqinile. Kuphela kwenye indawo ekuqaleni kwekota yesine irekhodi elingaqhelekanga: "Ukucula kwisifundo semfundo esingqongileyo." Ke intwasane emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ngasemva kwefestile yefestile!
Mishlika
Bona ngokwabo banyanzelwa kwi-kindergarten yokucengceleza i-barniya ngentliziyo yakhe: "Konke okufanayo, akasayi kukhathazeka!" Musa ukumangaliswa ngoku ekubeni yena, alxes othandekayo ngu-Mnues macala onke, ngoku uhlala ephila, uMakhulu onguMakhulu uLenin noDuncan Maclaude. Kwaye into ebonakala ibuhlungu kakhulu ngamaqhosha akhe athunziyo - ngenxa yoko uyandazi kakhulu ngam ...
