Umsebenzi we-Nati ezingama-24 iiyure ngosuku ziintsuku ezisi-7 ngeveki kunye neentsuku ezingama-365 ngonyaka, njengomgaqo, ukonakalisa. Siqokelele amabali angama-21 malunga nento eyenzekileyo xa oomama badiniwe kumda. Ngaba uyazazi?
# 21.
"Ndikhe ndakhwaza kakhulu kwindawo yokuthenga xa ndabona imagazini enefoto yomntwana kwikhava, inamathela kwi-bin yenkunkuma. Ndacinga ukuba umntu othile ubeka umntwana ejele! "
#Amashumi amabini
"Ukondla unyana osandul 'ukuzalwa, ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndibhangise iimpahla zokutsha. Kodwa ndaphelelwa ngamandla kangangokuba ndalala kwimfumba yelineni eneethayile. Ngenxa yoko, zonke iimpahla zazimanzi, bendimanzi-ubisi lwam lwaluyo yonke indawo! "
#Shumi elinethoba
"Intombi yalala emva kwam, kwaye ngequbuliso kwabonakala kum ukuba angathanda ukutya kwaye akhangele imilebe yakhe. Ndivuke kwinto yokuba bendine-nipple endlebeni yakhe. "
#Shumi elinesibhozo
"Unyana wam ujikeleza ephupheni kwaye ekugqibeleni wakhwela phantsi kwengubo, eshiya i-toy Kangaroo kumqamelo. Ndivuke ndayikhangela, ndibone lo mfanekiso ndakhwela umyeni wam ndiziinyembezi ezikhalayo ukuba umntwana wethu ajike abe yi-kangaroo !! Emva koko, icinyiwe. Ukufika kwam, umyeni wahleka, unyana wawungenanto iphambili kumsib.
# 17.
"Ndidiniwe kakhulu kukungalali xa ekugqibeleni ndayeka ukulala, ndalala ubusuku obubi ukuba unyana wam wayenamathele kumqamelo wam, kwaye kufuneka ndiphule kumacandelo ukuyifumana apho. Ngapha koko, yena, ewe, walala kamnandi kwi-crib kufutshane. "
#Shumi elinesthandathu
"Kwakufuneka ndiqalise iqela lezinto. Ngenxa yoko, ndazifumana ndilayisha ngendlela ephantsi yempahla yangaphantsi kwisitya sokuhlambela. "
#Shumi elinantlanu
"Embindini wobusuku ndenze umxube womntwana. Kubonakala ngathi iyinto yonke eyimfuneko: Umxube wawuthululelwa, wagalela amanzi kwaye wangcangcazela. Kodwa emva koko ndafumanisa ukuba ndiyilibele ukubamba i-nipple. Umxube wawukho kuyo yonke indawo! Andimazi nokuba ngubani owayengcungcuthekiswa okukhulu, ndingumntwana olambileyo. "
#Shumi elinane
"Ndikhe ndazama ukukhomba umqamelo phakathi kobusuku. Shola into angazange aqubude, nokuba ndiswelekile kangakanani. Kwaye umntwana uqhubekile ukuqhubeka ne-crib. "
# 13
"Umntwana wayekwizandla zikamama, kwaye ndagcina ikati. Bendifuna ukusela, ndaye ndaphakama, ndaphelisa intloko yam, ndazimisela ngobuchule, ndaya ekhitshini, ndangenela i-lemonade, ndisekele kuphela ngaloo ndlela phantsi. "
# 12
"Ndaye ndaya kwivenkile ngeepakethi zomkhenkce, ndiboshwe esifubeni sam ngaphandle kwehempe. Ndiye ndaqonda ukuba kukho into engalunganga kuphela xa ndihlawula ukuthenga. "
#Shumi elinanye
"Ukutyibilika malunga nelitha yobisi, ndabeka ibhotile kunye nokuntywila, kunye nempompo yamabele amdaka kwifriji."
# 10
"Ndinabantwana ababini: iminyaka emi-2 neenyanga ezi-6. Ngandlel 'ithile salala kunye, ndaye ndeva ukuba umntwana ubizwa. Ndakhawuleza ndambamba ndazama ukunika isifuba sakho, kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esithile akazange asithabathe. Ndazingisa kakhulu, ke ekugqibeleni umntwana wavuka wakhwaza wathi: "Mama, andifuni kuSisa !!!". Kuvuma ukuba ebumnyameni ndididekile kwaye ndizama ukondla okungalunganga. "
#Thoba
"Emva kobusuku obungalali, mna, umyeni wam kunye nentombi yethu yaya kuhamba. Ngaye, xa sasibhadula, kwaye xa badibana, ndakhwaza: "Iphi na intombi yethu ?!". Ngaba kufuneka nditsho ukuba ndimkholisile ezandleni zam? ".
#Sibhozo
"Ndaboniswa ukuba andilalanga ngaphezulu kweeyure ezimbini ngokulandelelana kwam ngandlela ithile bendingu-psyngqadow kwaye ndabetha kwinkunkuma ye-robot yethu valuum. Ixabiso le-peary elibi kakhulu. "
# 7.
"Ndandihamba ngemirhumo esitolo, kwaye kwindlela ebuyayo ayinakufumana izitshixo zemoto. Ndigqibe kwelokuba ndibajonge emotweni, xa ndafumanisa ukuba sele ndigoduka, ngokulandelelana, bakwinqaba yomdikisi. "
# 6.
"Ndidinwe kakhulu kukutya okungapheliyo ebusuku, okwakuzama ukuzama ukondla umyeni wakhe endaweni yomntwana: intloko yakhe yathatha intloko yakhe ezandleni zayo, yajongana nempumlo yakhe.
#Ntlanu
"Ndaye ndaya kwivenkile enkulu, kodwa ndalibala i-wallet. Wagoduka naye emva kwakhe, waya naye. "
#four
"Ndamanga iqhekeza elisongelweyo lempahla yangaphantsi yempahla" entloko "xa ndandikwicala phezulu."
# 3.
"Ndiphekishwe i-spaghetti kwaye, xa ndawathintela amanzi, ndalibala ukuba kufuneka ndiyibambe i-colander, kwaye ithululwe nje esinkini."
# 2.
"Ndibeka i-iPhone yam yesixhenxe kwi-washer kunye nezinto ezimdaka kwaye zasungula ukuhlamba."
#Nye
"Ndikhe ndahamba nabantwana ngepitsa. Ndithenge ipitsa, ndilayishe abantwana emotweni ndagoduka. Ukufika kwakho naphi na inokufumana ipitsa! Kwavela ukuba ndiyilibele eluphahleni lwemoto, kodwa akazange ahlukane kwaye aqhuba eluphahleni ekhaya !! Yeyona pizza emnandi ebomini! ".
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