Izinto ezingama-32 zokudibanisa abantu abanenja

Ukuze izinja neekati zimbini iinkampu ezizodwa, kudala kudala. Kodwa yintoni edibanisa onke abanini benja, ngaphandle kokuba bafuna izilwanyana zasekhaya ukuba zirhoxe esitratweni? Umzekelo, iimfihlakalo zabo. Ukuba unenja, into kolu luhlu lwalunjalo. Nangaphezulu kwesinye. Iminwe yaseZagbay.

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Inja yakho inegama lesidlaliso elikhethekileyo. Kwaye uyisebenzisa rhoqo kunegama lesidlaliso lokwenyani.

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Uqamba iingoma ngenja yakho. Engenanto.

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Okanye faka igama lesiqhulo lenja yakho esele ikho. Baye bawanqibela, xa bekungekho mntu uvayo.

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Siya kumgangatho kwaye sizenze sinqanyulwe kwaye sisweleke ukuze ubone ukuba inja iza kusabela njani.

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Vuka xa kungenjalo.

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Unomfanekiso opheleleyo wenja yakho yokulala kwifowuni yakho.

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Uyathanda ukuchukumisa inja ngasemva i-paw. Unemiqambo ethambileyo nengqokelela.

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Unokujonga emehlweni akhe kwaye uzame ukucinga ukuba inja icinga.

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... Umzekelo, nokuba uyakuqonda ukuba ulinkosikazi yakhe.

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... okanye ukuba uyamthanda.

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Zama igama lesidlaliso psa ngetoni eyahlukeneyo ukubona ukuba iza kusabela njani.

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Qhubeka nokucaphuka xa kungekho mntu ukwenza ukuba uzicebise xa uhamba, abantwana abalungelanga inja kwaye akukho mntu phawula konke konke.

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Veza inja, njengoko ikhangeleka ngathi, kwigumbi elingaphambili.

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Kwaye esipilini!

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Uqala ukukhathazeka xa inja yakho ivela ngaphandle kwekhola.

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Uyakhumbula lonke utyelelo lwakho kugqirha wezilwanyana kunye nezinye izinto ezinxulunyaniswa nenja.

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Uyathanda ukumphilisa entloko kwaye uyagudisa iindlebe zakho. Ubonakala ehlekisa kakhulu ngaphandle kweendlebe.

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Ukuzila ukutya xa i-PSA yajika indlesi yakhe, kwaye akazange aqaphele, kwaye ujongeka njengesidenge.

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Umona xa esiya emntwini kwiindwendwe zakho.

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Xa izinja zibonisa kwiTV, uya esiswini ngomnwe wakho ukuze wajonga kwakhona.

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Ngamanye amaxesha uqala ukuba zonke izinja zokufuya enye zizizalamane ezikude.

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Sithi i-PS "ibe sempilweni" xa ithule.

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Awunako ukuvuka ngesofa ixesha elide, ukuba uyabona ukuba inja yakho ilele, kwaye awufuni ukumphazamisa.

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Ukuba umshiya nomntu kwaye ushiye, emva koko ucele ukuyibonisa kwi-Skype kwaye uyithumele imifanekiso.

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Uyathanda ukumgxotha isisu, ukuba awufike isandla sakho. Kwaye akakhathali.

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Uhlala wenza ngathi kwaye uzame ukuvuya ngexesha lemidlalo.

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Emva kokuhamba ngengqondo ngengqondo yakhe xa ungxamile, kwaye ngokukhawuleza wenza ishishini lakhe.

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Uhlala ndikuxelela ukuba inja yakho yenza ubuhlobo nomntu osesitratweni, nokuba banqwala bekukho isiqingatha somzuzu.

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Xa ulahla okanye waphalaza into edyayo, uxhoma kancinci ngesisombululo, uphakamisa okanye ngoku isicoci se-valuum esisikiweyo siya kuvela kwaye yonke into iza kususa.

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Uya kwizithethi zakho ezichaseneyo xa uwedwa kwaye akukho mntu akuve kuwe. EWE! Siyazi ukuba ukhululwe nge-mggy yakho.

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Ulinde impelaveki yokuhamba nenja epakini, kuba ndamthembisa ngeveki xa uhamba imizuzu eli-10.

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Xa uqala inja oyithembisithethile kwaye ekhaya ukuba uza kuba nendawo yakhe kwaye wayelala apho. Uyeyona nyani. Kodwa ulele kuphela nawe.

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