Kuninzi phakathi kwabantu abasondeleyo. Umzekelo, unokuthini 'omnye komnye "petrov" kwaye "Poksaška Mashka", othetha "Umhlobo othandekayo". Kodwa abantu banokuba nomntu ngaphandle kokubamba ulwimi xa betsalwa ngokusebenzisa la magama alandelayo, bebhekisa kubafazi.
Ukuba awukholelwa ukuba la magama ayoyikeka, jonge ngendlela elula- ebantwini.Momy
"Moms! Ecaleni komgca wokuhlola. I-diaper ungalibali. " Ndacinga, ndizale kwaye ndibe ngumama. Kwaye waba ngumama, ukuba ayiyomilf. Kwaye akukho thando kweli lizwi kwaye akaphumanga. Ihlala ilandelwa yinkqubo ethile ye-gumes, ubuncinci, ukuncinwa kuqhushumbe kugqirha, kwaye ekupheleni kwesityholo sesono esilandelayo: "Uyabona, uMntwana we-rash kwi-buckwheat yakho!" Jonga amadoda: "Tata! Ngaba uyawugcina umntwana wakho!? (Kulungile, injani?)Ubuhle
Kwaye kunjalo: "amantombazana obuhle! Ngaba uyakhumbula ukuba namhlanje sinothumo? Coggnac ilungele? " Abasemagunyeni badala, ngakumbi ubudoda, bayathanda isibheno. Intsingiselo yegama (ibhinqa elihle) livela kuye lide lahlala lacheba. Ingqondo ihleli ihleli: "Andizukukulibala ukuba ndilibele indawo yakho kwaye ndiza kukuhlawula ngokwakho kwi-suloyment yakho yokuncoma kunye nesibonelelo sokuthatha i-seasems kum nge-Matshi 8." Jonga amadoda: "Abantu bam abathandekayo. Ewe, bonke ngo-Matshi kwintlanganiso yabalawuli "(BGYG!)Amantshontsho
Kunye nebhinqa. Ilizwi ledwa. Ukuqonda, kuyagayiselwa, kukwazi ukufaka izinto ezintle kwinqaku malunga nenqaku lesatellite lomhlaba (kulungile, kubonakala kubo). Ukuthotywa okuncinci, ukungafihlisiyo okungafunekiyo, ukucanda kuvavanyo lokuhlala kwisangqa esimncinci sokuqonda njengabantu abanengqondo. Ukujonga amadoda: "Sele sivutha apha malunga nokungakhubekisi amantshontsho." (Ndiyaxolisa, yintoni !?)Intombi
UDeuki. Ngaphakathi, nyaka usasazekile kwisangqa sesetyhini kwelinye lasekuhlaleni loluntu lwe-tattoo ye-tattoo. "Virgo, ucinga ntoni, thatha imida emibini yezandla enye?" Umqondiso othembekileyo wokuba i-Epic brand iya kuqhubeka ngokukhawuleza kwi-scutches, kodwa oko kukuqaliswa kuya kugutyungelwa kukuntywisa, kwaye wonke umntu uza kuthatha indawo 'kwaye Ukujonga amadoda: "Abafana, ngubani omnye umntu othatha ii-chineses zaseTshayina?" (Ha ha!)Ba
Babhiyans. Kunye nabo babhinqileyo abalungileyo. I-Babofoogirs, njengoko uyazi, isidenge. Ndisivile isibheno esinjalo, sazi ukuba jongana ne-brine "babologo", ethathela ingqalelo amabhinqa kunye nohlobo lwezilwanyana ezihlekisayo. Kwaye ngolwazi lokwenyani kwibhayoloji, awunakubala. Unezithixo ezintathu: iNovaselov, eWiyan, ewe Vitaly. Ngokubanzi, isalathiso se-flaivent flicent flicent. Ukujonga amadoda: "Ndiyivile indoda yam, yazi indawo yakho, yiya, yondla imagazini."I-DisconkaTA
Ukusuka kwelinye eli gama eludongeni, ikhaphethi ikhula, amanzi ajika abe yi-jaguar ", kwaye ibhrawuza ivula" indlu - 2 ". Onke amagama alandela yena adla ngokwenza i-spin ejikelezayo kwibhokisi. Ukuba oku kubhala abahlali ", banxibelelana", uThixo kunye naye, kwaye umfundisi wasesiJashiya waqonda ngopelo. Kodwa kutheni le nto "i-D1 Mufftokda" yi-nivlovna, umnini we-salon, kunye ne-olga viktorovna, icandelo lesifundo? Mbicry? Ngaba sincinci, mhle, akukho nakukhuseleko lokufumana imali? Ukujonga amadoda: "Makhwenkwe, bancamathise ipilisi!"Madame
Oh-oh, hayi, kodwa ingeyiyo loo nto. Ukusuka kweli Lizwi, kuqalisa isibongozo sakhe okanye indoda kwizigadi ("Madame, i-hardpin yakho ityhile ithambo lengqondo") okanye umntu oshiya imbambano "okanye umntu oshiya imbambano yengqondo:" Mm Madame, i-Pzzzvolt ukuzazisa! I-pasika! " Jonga amadoda: "Mnumzana, dlulisela ukuhamba!"Umfazi
Isibongozo esiveliswe ngokuphelelwa lithemba. Ummi-wakudala, umlingane - uhlekisa, madam - uhambe. Ke izandi ezingapheliyo: "Inkosikazi-ah, uphuma !? Kwangoko kwincwadi yebhayiloji ye-biology: Uhlobo lwe-chord, iklasi yezilwanyana, intsapho ye-horimed, usapho lwabantu baseHomins, i-hotomids yaseHomidi, inguluhlobo, imbono yenzekile, umgangatho ubhinqileyo. Ewe, enkosi, kungenjalo ndilibele. Masithethe nje: "Uxolo" kwaye ungaze ungene ngaphandle kwezibongozo. Ukujonga amadoda: "Indoda ekungakuniyo?"