Othandekayo, oyithandayo, omtsha, ehleli ngokugqibeleleyo, Trendy, zonke ezi ziijezi zakho. Ewe, yiyo loo nto kwiinkomo ezivela kwilizwe laseMalboro azingcungcutheki, kwaye unakho phakathi kwezithulo zinokutsha ngenyanga. Le ngxaki iya uqhelekile kwabaninzi. Nathi!
Lo mngxunya uhlala uvela ngequbuliso. Izolo, ezi jawa zilungile. Kwaye ubathanda! Ukufika komhlaba, ngombala ... ucinga ukuba bangabakho ngonaphakade
Kwenzeka, azikho kwangoko. I-Veterish. Ngokungathi
Imilo yemilo zeyona nto ingalindelekanga. Kodwa akunakwenzeka ukuba unxibe kakhulu. Nokuba uyabakhetha i-piipure tipple (i-WTF!)
Le, Damn, inokuba yingozi. Kwinyani yokwenyani
Ngamanye amaxesha ikhangeleka ngathi yi-spiderter yelaphu le-tishu. Kwaye kwakhona ithi i-jean impahla eqinileyo. Ubuxoki
Umngxunya kwi-jean phakathi kwemilenze inomdla. Okokuqala kwakho konke
Ukuba i-jeans icwecwe ngononophelo, ke inyama ye-ihlaska ye-Lyaska Aki Aki ye-LINASKA AKI ifuna ngaphandle
Athini la madoda? Ukusuka apho uboya bukrokrela
Ha. Kwaye ukuba imeko ingene ebusika. Kwaye une-tighs ye-tights phantsi kwazo? Ngesidlo sasemini kunye neekholeji ohamba "Skessors"
Kwaye kutheni le nto ingamatye musa ukukwenza uqonde imingxunya kwi-jean phakathi kwemilenze? Emadolweni, nasiphi na isidenge sinokuphola. Kodwa sazama ukuba ngamatye kunye nomngxunya ngaphakathi
Kungcono ngakumbi kwimingxunya yokucaphukisa kule ndawo ijongeka kuphela kwi-jean enemibala
Guys zibonakala ngathi zisiba mbi
Inqanaba eligqithisileyo lokungcatsha - ukuba bangxama ecaleni komthungo. Nje, iintlola! Kwaye yiyo loo nto. Ukupheliswa kwe-fiedia
Kwaye lo mzuzu utshaba lufika. Ubahlehlisa kwi-vykydon
Kwaye bathi kubonBye kubo ngobunono kubo. Baphila ezandleni zakho!
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