# Prokino. Sakujonga: "Nymphomaniac" (i-USA, 2013)

Umbukeli onamava akazange ujonge nakwisoyikiso sokuphunyezwa. Ke ngoko, kwakufuneka ayijonge phantsi kwesicelo sothando sentloko yeentloko zemifanekiso (umntu, uncedo, bathabatha incwadana yethu yokundwendwela!)

QAPHELA: SHANDLA! I-pornographic spoiler ngaphakathi. Sukufunda ukuba awuthandi abatshayilisi, iphonografi, i-arthus kunye nothando kancinane.

Umalume olupheleyo onobuso obuhle ufumana isitrato esitratweni. UTenka uyala "i-ambulensi" kwaye ucela ikomityi yeti.

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U-Aunty ubuxoki kuMalume Pajamas ebhedini, umalume uza neti kunye namava ibali lakhe lobomi bakhe.

Amantombazana amabini amancinci-iqhawe eligama linguJoe kunye nentombi yakhe ngegama alinandaba-bafumana izinto ezinomdla phakathi kwemilenze. Kwaye weza nomdlalo owonwabileyo wamasele: kufuneka ugalele umgangatho kwigumbi lokuhlambela ngamanzi, kwaye ke uvutha ngumgangatho kuzo zonke izihlalo. Umbukeli onamava wafuna ukucima, kodwa wawukhumbula iodolo yabasemagunyeni.

Okwangoku, amantombazana esikrini sele ekhulile kancinci kwaye ephikisana nokupakisha iitshokholethi zetshokholethi, ongenayo inqaku elivela kwinqanaba le-B. Endaweni yoko, umlomo. Umbukeli onamava ukhumbula ukuba ii-odolo zolwaphulo-mthetho azinakwenziwa, kodwa, kwelinye icala, ipasipoti isafuneka.

Kwaye inyikizi ixelela umalume onovelwano, njengobuntombi. Waye, kuthetha, uthando lokuqala olugama linguJerome. UJerome wayenezandla ezintle kwaye ihleliwe. Mamela, utshilo i-heroine jerome, -Ngaba awunakundiphazamisa ubuntombi? Akukho ngxaki,--ngqengqeleka nguJerome, walala phantsi. Kwaye emva koko wafumana izihlandlo ezithathu ngaphambili nangazihlanu emva, ukuze kungabikho ntombi ishiywe ndawo. Yaya irhamncwa laya kulungisa. Kwaye iqhawe ukusukela ngoko alifani la manani 3 kunye ne-5.

Awona macamdala akhulileyo emamela ngononophelo, i-nods, iti yeti egalelwe kwaye ecaphula "ityhubhu". I-heroine nayo ayiweli kubuso obumdaka kwaye itshintshe ulwazi lwe-encyclopedic, inika ingxelo yokuba usonga yonke inyama, uqokelele ubomi obuvela eMars nasemva.

Umbukeli onamava ubekwe ngokukuko kwiqabane elidlulayo, kwaye uJoe oselula kwisikrini uye kwi-ambulensi, enika amadoda ngokuhlwa ngeyure. Umntu ophuma kula madoda unomsindo, umntu uyabandezeleka, kwaye omnye ucelomngeni - bathi, ndiyakuthanda, ushiye isutikheyisi enye, hamba ngaphaya kwam, mntwana.

UJoe uzama ukungcola esithi enkosi, akukho mfuneko, ndinemizuzu emihlanu elandelayo. Kodwa emva koko ingqondo ye-turman iza namakhwenkwe amathathu amancinci kwaye ivakalisa izwi lontu: "Bantwana, kwaye ngoku siza kujonga esipheni." Kwaye ngelixa uJoe ecekeceke, ingqondo ikhokelela abantwana kwigumbi lokulala kwaye uthi: "Bukela amakhwenkwe kwaye ukhumbule, njengoko kufanelekile ukuba ube neenkcukacha ukuze uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde. Indoda inzima phantsi, yaqonda ukuba inyathelo elilandelayo lengqondo i-turman iya kutshintsha ibe yi-overange ye-orange.

Ngamaxesha athile, ibali libuyiselwa kwixesha lethu, kwaye umalume wosasazo uxelela i-heroine malunga nesoftware nge-Edgar, iBeethoven, ukuloba, i-Polyphony, iinombolo zeFibonacci. Umbukeli onamava ngethemba ujonga isilayidi sevidiyo, ebonisa ukuba iyure yesibini ngesiphumo, ixhoba lihlala imizuzu elishumi.

Kwaye ke iqhawe lihlangabezana nothando lwakhe lokuqala - uJerome. Kunye nesondo ekugqibeleni. Kodwa okwethutyana, inye imini, uJoe, joe, ngokungqongqo ukuphosa intloko malunga nebhedi, ngequbuliso eqonda ukuba akukho nto ivakalelwa. Akukho kwanto. Kuyabonakala ukuba, inani leziqhamo zekhosi, kwaye iqhawe sele likhethe.

"Andiziva nto," iqhawe litshaya, kwaye isikrini esimnyama sibhala "isiphelo senxalenye yokuqala" ngoonobumba abakhulu abakhulu. Umgibeli onamava kwi-horar.

Ewe, utsho uJoe kumbukeli onamava, andinayo i-orgasm, ukuze bangabikho. Yiya ubone inxalenye yesibini yenye iiyure ezimbini kunye nemizuzu emithathu, yindawo yangasendleleni, ngendlela, irili, irili!

ISAHLUKO SESIQHINGA, Utsho kwiscreen esimnyama. Ndidubule, - ihlazo lakhe elinamava. Umyeni wendoda enamava amashumi amathathu angumashumi mathathu abheke ngenyameko kwiscreen, evakalisa ngokungavotiyo ukuba kukho umsebenzi kwaye ulibaleka kule ntetho yexabiso lelungu le-Lorn.

Kwaye i-heroin, kwasekuqaleni, iminyaka eli-12 ubudala, ilele kwisitaki, kwaye yenzeka i-orgaaus tergasm, kwinkqubo ye-MESALIN kunye nehenyukazi le-MESALIN naseBhabheli. Kuyabonakala ukuba, zibonisa kuphela.

Kodwa i-grey ethembekileyo kwi-Apple Jerome ayilahli ithemba lokuvusa imvakalelo yentanda yakhe. Nokuba kwiindawo zokutyela, ithemba aliphulukani. I-DRD, zitsho zonke ezi ziphononongo. Ndiza kukunika iipawundi ezintlanu. "Assastlid ezigulayo," - akayeki umbukeli onamava, kodwa i-heroine ithatha isigqibo sokuba kutheni kungenjalo, ngequbuliso? Iya eRack, ithatha enye imingxunya yeshumi elinambini kwaye icofe zonke ngaxeshanye. Umbukeli onamava ucela ukuba amxelele igama levenkile yokutyela, ukuze ingayi apho i-ice cream, kodwa i-von von i-von ikwayinto egulayo, ngoko ke inkohliso.

Iipilisi azincedi, yonke into imbi. Kwaye ke uJerome, mamela, baby, unguTigrick wam. Kwaye xa ufumana ihlosi, kufuneka yondliwe. Oko bekuya kuba ngumntu kum ngokutya kwakho, kwaye ke andinanto yangangxoweni, kodwa yingqolowa enye eqinileyo.

I-heroine yatsho kulungile, kwaye yaya kudliwa ecaleni. Kwakufutshane ixesha elingakanani, lalihlukile. I-AfroloHigraEgra yile, umzekelo. Iziqwenga ezibini. Kwangelo xesha, kuba abazalwana, kwaye abazalwana bathanda ukwenza yonke into kunye. Kodwa i-orgasm ayiveli, nangona amalungu abazalwana (evaliwe kwisikrini sonke).

Kwaye uJerome wamonga amazinyo akhe, nangona olu phuhliso lucetyiswayo. I-bastard yesigulana esingahambelaniyo. Kwaye emva koko ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ihambe iye kuhamba, emva koko yonke into ibe nkulu imenza abe nerve.

Okwangoku, ukufuna i-orgasm i-heroine yafumana umalume owodwa, owathabatha ithuba lobumnyama. Uncumo lukaBugyomu luvela kumamakazi onwabile kunye neendlebe zegazi. Kuba yayingelilo isithandwa apho, kodwa isigulana esihlekele kakhulu kwiklasi yamanye amazwe. I-bastard kuqala ayifuni kuthatha uJoe, kodwa wathi-ndinike ngale mini, ndinike obu busuku, ndinike okungenani ithuba elinye, kwaye i-bastard yathi-kodwa ayizange inxibe iipaneli kwakhona. Kwaye nizise isitshixo sesikhumba amahashe, kodwa hayi kwivenkile yesondo, ayiyonto ibalulekileyo.

"Mama," umntwana obona ulusizi uthi kumbukeli onamava, "ndifuna ukutya. Ucinga ntoni?

Umbukeli onamava ngokwama-strems ane-laptop iphepha.

"Kwaye, ngendlela," yaqhubeka nendlela, "yaqhubeka i-bastard egulayo," asinawo igama lokumisa, ngenxa yoko awukwazi ukuyiyeka le nkqubo. " UJoe onwabile emnandi, i-bastard encinci yamphilisa kancinci kwilaphu ebusweni bakhe, wathi "enkosi" kwaye ekugqibeleni cimshot.

Kwaye bacula yonke imihla. Okwangoku, unyana wakhe omncinci walala kwi-crib ekhaya. Nye. Ndilele, ndilele, ndaza ndakhwela ukuya kwi-balcony-ukubukela kwikhephu yekhephu. Kutheni ebusika ebusuku i-balcony yayivulekile? Umbuzo ususwa njenge-idiotic. Sine-Artaus, hayi incwadi yesicatshulwa se-chelvan g.i.

Umbukeli onamava sele etyhala emqamelo, kodwa emva koko uJerome wafika kuhambo. Kuba ngomso yiKrisimesi. Ifike ngexesha kwaye ikwazi ukususa umntwana kwi-balcony. Kuya kubakho isiphelo esonwabileyo, kodwa umbukeli onamava kubomi bangaphambili wayebonakala ngokucacileyo, kwaye iKarma yagqiba kwelokuba angamyeki.

Ke yena uAdethu waqhiphuka umgqwetha, wathi, Ukuba umkakhe, uya kuya emkhosini weKrisimesi komnye umntu, andisayi kumbona unyana wam. Utshilo - kwaye isifuba sijijekile ivili. Ekunene suvorov.

Weza ke uJoe, waya esigumbini sonyana.

"Ndiyaqonda," uYeromu watsho, phuma, nyana, vuka, thetha mama: "Kulungile." Unyana wathi "Agu", uJoe wangcangcazela kancinane kwaye waya kwi-bastard egulayo ukuze ufumane amantshontsho amashumi amane.

Kwaye umbukeli onamava wasinda kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwaye wahlamba amanzi abandayo ixesha elide. Le yi-von von irier, "umbukeli onamava waxelela isipili, - i-cinema ye-Smart.

Isibuko sasigutyungelwe inethiwekhi ye-rocks. Umbukeli onamava wabuyela kwilaptop ngovuyo njengakwisikimela.

Umalume onomatshini wokuzisa iti entsha, kwaye uJoe uyaqhubeka nembali yakhe yokuzonwabisa. Phakathi kwetyala, ngandlela thile kuyavela ukuba uMalume akwazile ukuphila ngeminyaka engamashumi amathandathu ubudala, egcina ubumsulwa. Uthi ngandlela ithile yayingeyonto inomdla. I-Polyphony ipholile, sele ndithule nge-fibonacci. Qhubekani ke, ndiya kubhabha.

Kwaye uJoe uxelela into engasekho ngaphandle kwendlela yobukho kwaye badibana nomfo ombi. Masiyibiza ngokuba yi "qokeleli". Umqokeleli wabandakanyeka kwento eyenziwa ngabaqokeleli, kwaye ekholelwa ukuba ulwazi olunzulu lwamadoda luya kumnceda uJoe ukuba enze umsebenzi oqaqambileyo. Yaphuma ke. Ngokukodwa uJoe weza kwizakhono eziphathekayo ezivela kwi-bastard enesigulana, kunye nesinyithi esingezantsi. Ababolekisi bahlawulwe-Sele sele iposi yothuli. Kodwa ngenye imini umqokeleli wathi, mphefumlo wam, mdala, funa umntu owenza uhlambeko.

Hayi ixesha elininzi, kodwa nzulu. Ndinayo, injalo, intombazana ilapho. Iminyaka elishumi elinesihlanu, umama wasela wedwa wedwa uValerian, utata entolongweni uhlala - ummangaliso, hayi intombazana. Fuck kwaye ulungiselele umsebenzi. UJoe uthintela, kuba uyaxolisa intombi yakhe, kodwa ingekafiki. Le ntombazana yafudukela eJoe ke yaqalisa ukuhamba imfumba eya kumcebisi, ingenguye njengoko kucingelwa.

Ewe, baqala ukusebenza kunye, iqela lokwenyani lokusebenza sisinyithi esithengisayo kwaye ididekile ezandleni zobuchule. Kwaye kuya konwaba kakhulu ukuphila ukuba ixhoba elilandelayo lomqokeleli yayingeyoJerome. Waza uJoe ukhumbula ukuba usamthanda. Ke ngoko, ndinike i-iron ethengisa i-iron ethengisa kwaye ithi-masenze.

Ukulandelelana kwanovuyo, kuya, kwaye ekhaya akuzange kubuye. Kuba kubuhlungu izandla zikaJerome. Kwaye uJoe wayejongile efestileni, njengabantu abathandayo, banandipha amalungu ahlukeneyo omzimba omnye komnye, bagqiba ekubeni babulale. Kodwa ngesizathu esithile asizange sisuse umpu kwi-fuse. Ke ngoko, uYerome ongazalwanga waba nomsindo omkhulu, wabetha umfazi wakhe ngeenyawo zakhe ngobuso. Kwaye kunye ne-orgasm yakhe, ngasendleleni, yayingeyiyo. Ingathi. Emva koko uJerome wabeka phantsi ngokulandelelana ecaleni kukaJerome kwaye wenza i-corona yakhe ngaphambili nangaphezulu. Kwaye i-fikit ikhutshiwe, yaya kumcebisi wababetha kwaye waya kwindlu yangasese. Enkosi ngokungaphezulu.

Eli libali, "watsho uJoe. Kwaye umalume ongenasikhandlela unqumama, ethandabuza kwaye ngequbuliso wakhupha intetho yemizuzu emihlanu yemizuzu emihlanu - bathi, yonke into ihleliwe nawe. Ukuba umntu uziphatha kakhulu, akavuma ukuthetha nawaphi na amazwi. Ewe, abafana ababini bahamba kuloliwe abahambahamba kwinqanaba lenqaku ukuya kwinqanaba B, kwaye abafazi bafuna. Cinga. Ewe, waphosa umntwana wale ndoda. Kwenzeka. Ubandezeleka kuphela kuba ungumfazi. Ke ndiyakwazi ukufumana amanqaku kwaye musa ukubandezeleka. Kwaye ukusuka kwi-fuse, ngokungqalileyo akuzange kuyisuse ipistol yakho. Khange ndifune ukumbulala nabani na, ngenxa yoko andizange ndisuse. Ngokubanzi, lala, ulale, ungabi nasono. Apha uJoe wayevutha ngokwemvelo wathi unombulelo ongazenzisiyo kwisibakala sokuba umhlobo wakhe uvele ebomini bakhe. Walala.

Kwaye emva kwemizuzu emihlanu, umhlobo osenyongweni weza ngaphandle kwepanties kwaye masifike eJoe. Utshintshe kancinci "Hayi, hayi, hayi," emva koko wasusa umpu kwifuse. Black, wadubula kwaye wakhawuleza wehlisa izinyuko. Umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ukuba unomalume engenaphesheya kwaye wafa nentombi enyulu.

Kwaye ke imovie elungileyo, i-joyitive-malunga nePolyphony, umzekelo, xelela. Malunga necandelo legolide. Kunye ne-fibonacci.

Bulala uthanda iifilimu kunye nabaphathi: Alexander Smilanskaya