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NgoKay ka-Siay malunga nomsebenzi, abahlobo kunye nenye inkunkuma eyahlukileyo

• Ubomi bufutshane kakhulu ukuba ungabi yi-asshole. Nangona njengomqeshi, ubuncinci njengomqeshwa.

• Ewe, abasemzini bathatha umsebenzi wakho. Kodwa ukuba umntu ngaphandle kweqhina kwaye ngaphandle kokwazi ulwimi olukhetha umsebenzi wakho-awunto yanto.

Andicingi ukuba abafazi balunge ngakumbi kunamadoda. Ndicinga ukuba amadoda abe mbi ngakumbi kunabafazi.

• Indoda iya kumjikela kuwe ingalo kwaye uyiphose emlanjeni, kodwa ubuntu bakho abuyi kuchaphazela. Akabaleki kwingqondo yakho. Abafazi abathambekele kugonyamelo, kodwa baya kukwenza ufikelele entliziyweni.

• Ekugqibeleni ndinomzimba onjalo njengoko ndiphuphayo. Ngokwenene ilula kakhulu. Kwanele ukuphupha malunga nomzimba ofihlakeleyo.

Umhlobo wam usebenzisa ifowuni njengesithunywa, kwaye ndimnqwenelela ukuba afe. Njengoko imiyalezo ethandekayo endifumene: "Ndikwivenkile yezihlangu." Kwaye konke! Singabaluhl 'iiarhente eziyimfihlo, yintoni endifuna ukuyazi ukuba uphi?

• Kwi-jates getes 90 bhiliyoni zeedola. Ukuba bendinayo kakhulu, yayingelilo ixesha elide. Zininzi izinto eziphahlakeleyo zinokutshekishwa! Lo mfo, ewe ngebhiliyoni yakhe ezingama-90, wayenokuthenga onke amaqela e-baseball kwaye abenze banxibe isinxibo, kwaye wayenokuba ne-88 ngaphezulu !!!

• Uthi ukuba wayenemoto yexesha, wayeya kubulala uHitler. Andizukubulala uHitler. Ndingadlwengula. Ndicinga ukuba kuya kuba kwanele ukumnqanda kuyo yonke le shit. Ukuba ndiyenzile, ngekhe aqale ukubonisa zonke iziqwenga zam. "Kulungile, hlasela iPoland?" - "Owu, andazi, bendiya kuba kwishawa, andimhle kum ..."

SiSi Kei malunga nolwalamano, isini, usapho kunye nabantwana

• Aba bantu bane-crap enjalo: Kufuneka siphelise amaxesha ngamaxesha. Kwabafazi, le yinkunkuma yeenkunkuma, bayakhala ngesondo, kwaye yonke loo nto. Kwaye kubafana, yinto nje ekufuneka beyenzile kukungaqali ukubulala abantu. Uhlobo lolondolozo. Vula nje ivalve ngamanye amaxesha ...

• Asinantlonelo nenkosikazi yam ixesha elide. Kwaye bendihlala ndinomsindo: "Damn! Ewe, wayengadibani nam ngenyanga! " Ke ngoku ndizijonga esipilini, kwaye ndicinga ukuba: "Nkosi ... indlela anokundichukumisa ngayo iminyaka ..."

Uqhawulo-mtshato luhlala lupholile. Ndiyazi ukuba kuvakala yinto engaqhelekanga, kodwa le iyinyani. Kuba imitshato elungileyo ayipheliswa ngoqhawulo-mtshato. Ukuba babini batshata kwaye yonke into imangalisa ngayo - kwaye apha ziyi-Bred ... Ewe, kuya kuba yinyaniso elusizi. Kodwa iimeko ezinjalo-ngqo zero.

• "Ukuva kunye naye." Le yindlela eyi-pulaula egcina usapho. Hayi: "Siyathandana!" A: "wayenaye."

• Khawufane ucinge: kukho i-Erf ethuthwa ngumntwana wakhe kwaye ikhwaza ivela phezulu kuye ezantsi: "Vala, ijezi! Undifumene! ". Kwaye abantu abajikelezayo: "Thixo ... Kulungile, umama ..." Uyazi, aba bantu abanabo abantwana babo. Ngenxa yokuba abazali bokwenene bayakubona, bacinga ukuba: "Thixo! LENZA NTONI LONTO LONTO ?! "

• Zonke iintlobo zeza kumdlalo kwaye uthi: "Ndifanele ndimcacisele njani umntwana wam ukuba amadoda amabini atshate?" Ewe, uyazi, ngumntwana wakho omfuyela, uyamcacisela. Le yingxaki yakho. Abafana ababini bayathandana, kodwa abakwazi kutshata, kuba awukwazi ukuyicacisa emntwaneni wakho!

Sisi ke ngayo yonke le nto, yena, ubomi

• Ndineenkolelo ezininzi, kodwa andiphili ngokwenye yazo. Ndiyayithanda lento. Ziinkolelo zam. Ndiyathanda ukukholelwa kuzo.

• Into oyimdala, elumkileyo. Ndiqinisekile. Nokuba umnxibelelanisi ophezulu akalunganga, iphosakele yakhe inolwazi ngakumbi.

Sele ndineminyaka engama-45, ke ndihlala ndinesiqingatha sobomi obusempilweni, okanye ndiphantse ndahlala ndisempilweni kakhulu.

• Xa ndinxiba iisokisi zam - eli lolona xesha libi lomhla wam. Ngamaxesha onke! Nokuba kukho into eyoyikisayo yenzeka kum - umzekelo, umakhulu omnye wagqiba enye - kusekumbi kakhulu kulo mhla uya kuba ngumzuzu xa ndinxiba iisokisi ...

• Ithemba sisidenge. Olu hlobo: "Ah, mhlawumbi, kuyakwenzeka into emangalisayo!" Ewe, yintoni esifanele yenzeke khona?

• Abantu ndithanda intiyo. Hayi ngenxa yokuba ndinento ethile ngayo. Ndiyayithanda nje. Ndiphumla kakhulu.

• "Ndinesithukuthezi" - oyena mntu ungenamsebenzi kwaye osisidenge kwihlabathi. Uhlala kwihlabathi liphela osifundileyo ngepesenti enye. Nokuba ukwazi kwakho yinto engekho mthethweni kwaye engafakwanga. Kakhulu kunokuba unokwenza kwaye ucele ntoni. Ewe, kwaye isibakala sokuba uphila ngokubanzi, mhle ngokwawo, ngenxa yoko awusoze ungoze uthi: "Ndinesithukuthezi."