Iintombi ezibonisa unyaka omtsha, ke sagqiba kwelokuba siyibone le nto iphuma eCorona esiphuma ngayo ngo-2015. Kodwa ekuthandeni kwabo sinokuzihlaziya izilangazelelo zakho! Ewe, masibone ukuba uninzi lwazo lutshaye, i-laikal kunye nento ethetha ngawe (ibhola yomlingo ye-Sasha Smilanskaya ukusinceda).
Ungu-Grammar-Nazi!
Oyena mntu ulisebenzisayo, inqaku elidumileyo leMega-elidumileyo leminyaka ibizwa ngokuba "ngamagama ofuna ukuwenzakalisa emzimbeni." Wow, wena "uxoka" kunye "nePokhist" emehlweni kubhetele ukungafiki!Ngaba uyimbali ???
Okanye unxibelelwano? Okanye inkcaso? Okanye ngaba ufuna ukubamba isikolo? Ngaphandle koko, kutheni ufunde kakhulu kwaye wasasaza iingcaphuno ezimbi ezivela kwilifa le-Vladimir Illin Lenin?
Ingaba utshatile
Kwaye ukhathazekile ngomxholo wesini. Ke indawo yesithathu ekuthatheni i-mockery ye-kamasutra yezibini ezitshatileyo. Umxholo wesondo uyabanyanisa, nokuba sithetha ngobukumkani bezilwanyana. Kodwa, kubonakala ngathi utshatile kutshanje: Funda i-SMS ehlekisayo kwaye ibonakalise: ukuzala okanye kungabikho mntu wokuzalwa?
Uyasithemba
Xa sabhalayo ukuba i-5% yabantu inokuthi icombulule le ngxaki, saxokisa. Sithathe iqhekeza esilingisi. Kodwa basebenza. Uxolo!Ngaba uqhuba imoto
Kwaye musa ukulala ngokwaneleyo. Ke ngoko, ubonakala ngathi iingcebiso eziluncedo kubaqhubi abalele.
Uyathandabuza
Ke ngoko, uvuya kakhulu ufunde ukuqhekeka kwezigqubuthelo kunye nefilimu "yesigwebo sefashoni" kwaye ukhethe ukuphindaphinda "amathunzi angama-50 ama-Grey" ejonga le filimu yobudenge. Awungekhe ukholelwe ukuqeqeshwa kwefashoni kukukhula komntu-kwaye wenze ngokuchanekileyo. Kwaye uyacaphuka i-mafia ihlwempuzekileyo ezitratweni. Ngendlela, sikwakukrokrela ukuba uyayazi wena kwaye uyawazi ixabiso lemali.
Ngaba uyakholelwa eluthandweni
Kwaye ngenxa yakhe de kwakufuneka ndikholelwe i-horoscope. Kuzo zonke ii-horoscopes zethu - ozithandayo - "indlela imiqondiso ye-zodiac ihlatha luthando."Kwaye unemvakalelo enkulu yokuhlekisa!
Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uninzi lwamanqaku ethu athandwayo ziimeko ezihlekisayo.