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Indlela yokuqala neyona ilula kukhetho lukaJ. K. Jerome. Kuyinyani, namhlanje akukho sidingo sokumba kwithala leencwadi kwiBritane Encyclopedia: Vula iimpawu ze-Intanethi zezifo. Abaqalayo kunye nabantu abanengqondo eshukumayo banokulinganiselwa kwi-injini yokukhangela ", iingcali zezifo ezinzulu", iingcali endaweni ye "ntweni" ngena " Yonke into, uyakufunda kuphela impahla ecetywayo, nganye nganye iqinisekisa ukuba eyona nto ungayiguliyo ngumkhuhlane weposi. Okanye ngaba? Ngayiphi na imeko, cinga kwakhona kuba ukubandezeleka okungenani ubuhle. Qaphela: Le ndlela ilunge ngakumbi kubafundi bezonyango kunye nabemi emva kweminyaka engama-35. Eyokuqala iyomeleza ukukrokrela ulwazi ngolwazi lwemfundo, amava wesibini. Njengebhonasi, ungakrokrela ukusondela kwicebo lokuthi cwaka: ngokukhethekileyo, izinja, ibango lokuba usempilweni, ukuze ungcono kwingqokelela ye-porn kunye ne-iPad entsha ezandleni zakho!Indlela 2.
Ukuba akukho kwi-Intanethi kunye / okanye ithala leencwadi, sebenzisa into ehlala ihleli kuwe! Vala, amehlo asendaweni, linda. ... Apha, yabona ?! Ewe, ewe, la mabala ahamba ngesikhephe phambi kwamehlo ethu, aphantse angabonakali, kodwa bakho! Oku mhlawumbi kukhathazeka ukuba i-Bello iqala, kwaye ke i-turum yengqondo ikunika molo. Mamela umzimba wakho. Intliziyo ibetha? Hayi, inkqonkqoza i-ntliziyo! Sele embundwini, inyoka, kwaye ikwangumphunga kunye naye, ndacinga - ndiphumelele, ezindlebeni zethu, nangona kunjalo, kodwa yonke into iqala enye encinci. Qaphela: Ibhonasi efanayo iyafana nakwindlela yangaphambili kunye - nesizathu esihle sokwazisa ngesithsaba esimhlophe sabo bonke ogqirha kwiklinikhi yesithili, ukucela ukrokrela.Indlela 3.
Samntwana bakho: Umatshini wokusika igesi, i-ice cream kwiikopthi ezingamashumi amabini anesibhozo kunye nejusi yetarmato kwilayini yetyuwa enodaka efunyenwe. Kwaye -ukujonga usapho lwabemi, i-izya "ndifuna ukwazi yonke into" kwaye ndiba ngumnxibelelanisi. Iqonde ngokucacileyo ukuba i-ice cream yangoku kwaye ivale ayinakumbi, kwaye ngokubanzi - yeliphi ilizwe ababehamba ngalo! Owu, yonke into iye yaya enzonzobileni engacacanga kwaye ayisoze iphinde yenzeke ... kodwa sihlala njani! ... QAPHELA: Ukhumbule amaxabiso amadala, umvuzo omdala kunye nezonke. Quka "idilesi yam ayisiyo ndlu kwaye akukho sitrato ...", bona "amantombazana" okanye "ulumkele yonke imihla" kwaye uzikhale zonke iinyawo, "abahlobo" icuba, ukutyhala Kwimidlalo, imiphanda yebhiya. Ilungele abo bazalelwe kwi-USSR, abo bazalelwa kweli lizwe banokubakho kumgaqo othi, 'bengahlali apho, kodwa kunjalo. "Indlela 4.
Ukuqala, wamkele njengento enikezwe ukuba ungumphefumlo ocekeceke, onokwazi kwaye uqonde wonke umntu kwaye wonke umntu unokuyisebenzisa ngokungafanelekanga. Zonke ziya kuwe, wonke umntu ufuna ukukusebenzisa, akahambi nto ngembuyekezo, kodwa nokuba banika into, ezi ziimvuthuluka ezingenakuphikiswa. Uyasebenza, ukhwele indlwane, ibhedi njengenkomo kwaye ulele kwisofa ucinga ngeengxaki zehlabathi, kwaye uthi: "Ndibambe i-gesing" okanye "i-gesur!". Qaphela: Zikhumbule ngononophelo zonke izithsaba kwaye unxibe ecaleni kommelwane ojikeleze kwangoku kwangoku kwaoko isidenge sikubizekileyo, nelixa ukusuka kwiklasi yefani. Ukomeleza isiphumo, ungabeka "i-hachiko" okanye "emhlophe indlebe emnyama": Sele iphakathi kwembono, unokuqonda ukuba ubuhlobo bokwenene abuvumi, baphumelele - kunye nenkohlakalo, Ungcono kunenja! Skrolela kwilizwi.Indlela 5.
Wonke umntu uya kufa kanye. Ke obu bomi bulungiselelwe, akukho nto ingakho ngonaphakade, ngoku ngenye imini umsisi ngenye imini. Nangona, esihogweni kunye nabo bonke, eyona nto iphambili- awuyiphepha eli xesha lide, uya kungcwatywa kwakhona, uphoswe engcwabeni kwaye uvumba ebusika. Kwaye awuyibhalisi incwadi enkulu, abakhange benze impindezelo yokufunyanwa, azange benze feed bashenxisa inyathelo lomfanekiso oqingqiweyo. Yonke into, kule ndawo ungaqala ukuba lusizi, ufeze ukungabi nako ukutshintsha nantoni na ekuhambeni kwevili le-gonsary. Qaphela: Iinkumbulo zabedumo ezifileyo zifanelekile, ezihlala nje, kwaye zibakhumbule ihlabathi liphela kwaye ziyabathanda. Ayikhali le nto, awuyi kubambisa yonke into, ufanele ukufela, kwaye oku kungenzeka ngoku - iwotshi incinci, ayinangqondo yokuthenga izihlangu ezitsha, kunokuba nokuba nexesha lokuya kubo. Dlala ngokuthe cwaka kwaye qatha, akukho tyala lichaza isizathu esijikelezileyo.Indlela yesi-6.
Kwaye igqitywe-akukho tyala lokuya kwindawo Imifanekiso.Ru ! Kumnandi kakhulu kwaye yonke imizamo yokuzama ukuba yi-hamanuel yokwenene ayiphumeleli.Umbhali wombhalo: Anastas Mashkovtsev