Asingawo kuwo wonke ongendawo ongendawo. Sikuzo zonke ii-Mhlophe zeMeke emhlophe kunye ne-fluffy iikati zabasetyhini. Ngoku siya kungqina ukuba yonke into ipholile yenzeka kwiPlanethi yombulelo ebantwini. Oko kukuthi, amandla abo okuhlakulela imisebenzi yobundlobongela ebaleni lento!
Nangona kunjalo, sisidenge nje sokwazisa: "Ungcoliseko lwenkqubela phambili" yindlela nje eyinobuvila, ukhetho lweyona ifanelekileyo, ngokucacileyo kwaye ungayiqondi kwi-upool. Le ayisiyonto yabasetyhini! Indlela yabasetyhini - ukufumana eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu, thetha ngokupheleleyo ngayo kwaye ubeke phambili iingxoxo ezilishumi ezingenakuphikwa! ;)
1. Kutheni umfazi-Hostess? Indoda iyaphuhlisa! Nanga amanye amagama egolide eklasini: "Akunakwenzeka ukuba ithi ukuba abasetyhini bakwazi ukwenza ngcono ukwenza imisebenzi yasekhaya: ukucoca nokupheka. Amadoda nje afanelekileyo ukubaphendula. Yintoni iklasikhi? Ungatsho, Google. Kodwa ifomula ivela kudidi "Akukho nto yokugubungela." Ke, ngenxa yesilonda kwizilayidi, ibhinqa lifumana isigidi sezakhono ezilungileyo, njenge: Ukwahlula i-pan efihlayo ngengwenya kwangaxeshanye, ngelixa i-crecodile yaya kwi-souce kwisosi yakhe emdaka, ngelixa intombazana yesibini ibonisa intombi yakhe I-cartoon "ithandwa, ndiza kukunika inkanyezi." Hayi, akukho ntende linye kwindawo ekujolise kuyo kwipani yokucoca.
2. Indoda igcina iimali zethu kakhulu. Ingakumbi ukulungiswa. Bangaphi kwilizwe elinye kwilizwe lethu basindiswa ngokungathandabuzekiyo abangamadoda ukuba bawele iphepha lodonga kwaye batshintshe iifestile-ukuba u-Eads Rounds ... Ndinokubhabha kwi-Mars kwi Ezi zixhobo. Nangona kunjalo, njengombulelo, ungayibaleka apho bonke aba bonke abanobuqhelekileyo basindiswe. Nangona kunjalo, ungagcina kwinto ethi "Buyela". Siqeqeshiwe kakhulu.
3. Indoda ibetha impahla yefanitshala. Kwaye iyayolisa uyilo lwangaphakathi. Eyona nto iphambili engayiboni isokisi kunye ne-ties, i-t-shirts kunye ne-turtlenecks njengento ye-barno-ekhaya. Jonga kubo ngeliso lomculi. Oku kudlule ubuncinci. Vavanya okungenani le yindawo entsha enemibala ebanzi eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka esineziphatho ezimhlophe emnyango. Okanye le meko ye-sweatshi phantsi. Ngokubanzi, jongani ngokubanzi: Unayo indawo yokufakwa rhoqo, i-sovogis eqinileyo, kwi-engile nganye, ilinde indawo yobugcisa. Ekhitshini, ngendlela, ilinde ... i-ortiak. Umgangatho wokubona kwaye ubukele.
4. Indoda ishiya ukutya kwi-saucepan. Nantsi intwana, idrople, igubungela ezantsi. Okanye ukohlwaya kwikona. Kwaye yonke le nto ininzi inobumiselwe ngaphandle kwefriji yefriji. Ubone phi izitya ezingahlaziyo? Oku kukutya, imveliso, ukutya, isixhobo! Ukuba kunjalo emhlabeni, umntu ophucuthuzelayo ngale ndlela, ngoko nangoko, ngempukane, kwaye awungekhe uthi. Ngaba ungumntu wakho? Ke kubonakala ngathi akukho, kungasebenzi kakuhle. Umgangatho wezitya zikwangakumbi ukuphucula ... oh! I-microorganisms. Nguye onokuba nombulelo kwindoda yomntu ngamathuba anikezelweyo. Malunga neekati, njenge, yonke inkanyamba-bahle. Kwaye apha, zama ukukhathalela abo bangabonakaliyo kwiliso elixhobileyo! Yinto leyo. Kwaye i-microorganisusms iyafuneka ukuze ihambelane nendalo kunye nokuzivemba ngokubanzi. Mhlawumbi umntu uza kuba nenkqubela phambili eqhubekayo. Umzekelo, amadoda anobuchule bokuhlamba i-saucepan.
5. Indoda ayinyamezele inkunkuma. Mmm ... ke, malunga ne-microorganisms esele injalo, i-notchitudu. "Umfazi, hleze, yiza nento, ulumkile! .. Oh! Yenziwe! Inkunkuma yeyona ndlela ibalaseleyo yokuzikhusela. Abaphangi bophula umthetho, kwaye sobabini ubhomboloza ngeephakheji ezinganyamezeliyo ngokucoca i-herring-kuyimfuneko kumashishini akwindlela engakhuselekanga. Ke, indoda iyasikhusela ngaphandle kokusebenzisa nawuphi na umzamo - ngaphandle kweenzame zokungeva isicelo esimnene: "I-bucket-oh!"
6. Indoda inceda ukunciphisa inani leengozi. Ngenxa yokuba ngenxa yenu kuya kufuneka unxibe ibomvu. Ubuncinci xa ethandana ukuze akunike ujonge kubo bonke abanye. Kungenxa yokuba ukuba unxiba i-beige okanye i-turquoise-akazukukwazi na ukuba nakho ukuchaza ngengxelo emapoliseni ukuba uyaphulukana nequbuliso. Ngandlel 'ithile ivila ukwahlulahlula, ezi zine-turquoise. Ewe, kwaye kwezi zitshixo ze-scalet uza kubona ekuxelwe kwangaphambili. Abaqhubi bayacothiswa. Kubonakala ngathi ucinga ukuba ungomhla.
7. Indoda iyandisa ulwazi lwethu ngentshukumo. Ke ucinga ngokucacileyo ukuba yintoni ikhuselo? Ngaba kulungile ukwahlulahlulo kunye nesiqalo sesibini sokuqala kwethermodynamics? Kodwa lonke ulwazi luthathile ngcono ngokusebenza kunye nokuziqhelanisa. Oko kuthetha ukuba: jonga indlela yokuziphatha yeveki entle - kwaye awunakukhusela umxholo malunga ne-pics ye-Engerpy, kodwa ne-balttto ngaxeshanye.
8. Kwaye le ndoda iphuhlisa ishishini lotywala-vdka ngoloyiko lweengqondo. Kwaye ke thelekisa indleko zekhosi ye-psychotherapy kunye neendleko ze-zero-ezintlanu ezingacinezelwanga! Kwaye ishishini lotywala-vdka ayizizo iitshisi zeentshaba kunye neetayile. Kwaye akukho ncwadana ineevumbu ze-couches. Ngumntu, kufutshane, osondeleyo ngokwesiko. Unyango, kufuneka uphinde, hayi ngaphandle kwamacala. Ewe, kusekho ukhetho-ukukhanya kukho itanki. Umntu wabonza, abafuni ukuhlala ngaphandle komsebenzi.
9. Ngendlela malunga nengeniso. Indoda inika ithuba elihle lokufumana umsebenzi onokuthi uzibandakanyeke. Oko kukuthi, ukubhala ivolumu kunye nokwenza oqeqesho ngesihloko "1001 indlela yokoyisa ubuvila basemazulwini." Okanye i-mini-incuculs ezinje "ukwenza indoda isuse igumbi." Kwaye akukho nto iindlela zonke ezixabisekileyo, eneneni, yehla iye kwingxaki yokufumaneka "Indlela yokufundisa ihashe ukuba libhabhe." Kule nto, ukuba umsebenzi ongagcinwanga unokuhlolwa ongenasiphelo!
10. Indoda evilaphayo iyonyusa umfazi. Kuyo yonke into, kodwa ubukhulu becala ukhangelo. Umzekelo, ukukhangela indoda entsha, khangela ikati, khangela ngokwakho. Kwaye yonke le nto ifuna rhoqo emva kokuba ityalwe amawaka amashumi amane eedyokhwe, ifikelele kwimfezeko kwaye iyakwazi ukwenza yonke into - ukusuka kwi-thy thy thyhite ndlu ...
Kwaye nalapha, yena, akhululekile kwi-pan, ebhala i-ndawomber malunga ne-Engersed, kunye nenye incwadana eneminye incwadana engamandla malunga nobubele obuyintloko, ngequbuliso kuqondeka i-Zen kubunzulu nobubanzi bakhe bonke nobubanzi. Uyintoni umqhaphu wentende enye? Ewe, eneneni, uhleli kwisofa lakho! Kunye neendlela zeendlebe. Kwaye akunakwenzeka nje ukwenza nantoni na ngayo. Yintoni onokuyenza ngekotoni yesundu enye? Cacisa kuphela ngayo. Inqweneleka ekuphakameni kwalo naliphi na iHimalayan vertex. Ngexesha lokuqonda le nyaniso, umfazi kabukhali uya kuhamba ngophuhliso lwenqanaba elilandelayo.
Ngenxa yoko, ukufundisisa kwethu kuyangqina ukuba indoda yindlela yendalo enika isandla ekufezekisweni kolwazi olupheleleyo. Kwaye ngubani ofumana ivila engaphelelanga- Kulungile, uxolo: Mhlawumbi, ikarma kufuneka isebenze!