Ngaba ukhe wabona i-cullity maniac? Unama amehlo abomvu, kuba ebusuku bakhokelela iimfazwe ze-Intanethi kwi-Intanethi kwaye zifundisa i-belligers ukuba ziqonde iintlobo ze-turmeric. Uneminwe evuthayo kunye nokusika-ukulimala kokulimala okuvela kwinto yokuba akukho mntu wamfundiswayo ukugcina isitshetshe ezandleni, kwaye ufuna ukukhawuleza kwaye ngempumelelo kwividiyo ye-culinary. Unexhala kwaye uyacaphuka, kuba wonke umntu uyakholelwa kwiitalente zakhe, okanye baphazamisane naye kwi-sacrass ekhitshini. Ewe, ngoku ngokubanzi-kuphela eVicknie - wenza ubugcisa, watya abanye abantu!
Qonda ukuba iBruschetta ingene njani, ilula kakhulu.
Inqanaba lokuqala
Unqanda ngokupheleleyo iimveliso ezigcweleyo, ezihlayo kunye neetshipsi eziyingozi. Ukususela ngoku, amakhaya akho aya kuba nokutya okuthe kratya kunye nokutya okunempilo kukutya okuluhlaza okulungiselelwe ziindlela zokupheka. Kunye needessert nazo. Jonga ikhaya lakho kuwe ngezikwere ezimbi kwaye usebenzise kakhulu.
Inqanaba lesibini
Uyayeka ukubona ukupheka, njengecala eliphezulu, apho kufuneka wonwabe. Kwimizuzu engama-20, shiya inkukhu kunye nemifuno kwi-Triddle - Well, ithini indiza?
Hayi. Uqala ukuya kwi-riccit ekhitshini. Ugxotha kubo bonke abathengisi abangaphandle kuyo. Sela apho kangangeyure nge-superffiel. Okanye ezimbini.
Kwaye ayinamsebenzi ukuba inkukhu ekhuphileyo yimifuno iqhubeka. Le yinkukhu engathandekiyo, okokuqala, kwaye okwesibini, akasenguye i-Steroid Steroid Steroid Steroid, kodwa nditsho nose-Gugu kwi-Gagu kwi-Gagu.
Inqanaba lesithathu
Unesitya "seCorona." Kwaye le ayisiyosityu kwigesi. Hayi. Uqhubeke. Esi sisipeni se-peristric yokwenyani, inyathelo ngalinye lokulungiselela elifuna inyathelo lokuqala. Ezinye izinto zaseRussia kwi-smiray sauce.
Isosi ilungiselela kwi-saucepan eyahlukileyo. Ukuze uyilungiselele, kuya kufuneka ube nomhluzi wenkukhu ofanelekileyo. Kwaye ukuze siwenze i-shorth yomhluzi elungileyo, kubalulekile ukuba singene (!) Inkukhu ese-oveni.
Indoda eqhelekileyo kule ndawo iya kuqala ukungcungcutheka nge-bulch. Kuba ebengayi kuba "ngamathandabuzo", kodwa ke aye kutshutshise umhlaba, adle "ngqo apha. Kodwa ngubani othetha nabantu abaqhelekileyo? Kwiimpelaveki ezidlulileyo, womisa izifuno zeshumi elinambini ezivela kwiibhukubhisi ze-Steroid, iqanda iilitha ezili-10 zomhluzi ofanelekileyo, kwaye ke zilungele nabani na.
Inqanaba lesine lesine
Uyaqonda ukuba ubomi bugqithile, kulungile, okanye, nangayiphi na imeko, ubomi be-GAP: umhluzi wakho ochanekileyo kwi-steroid gwenxa. I-Broiler ayinzakalisi, kwaye iyabonakala icacile, njengento yokuba ungamfumani iBrailer yomfundisi.
I-ALI, baya kwenye indawo eGascona okanye i-PRECE. Ubuninzi obunokufumaneka eRussia - umxhasi welali ophumeleleyo, ofana nesidumbu se-Olimpiki. UZliliyshi, kwaye ugcwele isidima solileyo.
Into yokuba kuya kufuneka upheke i-champion yeOlimpiki de kube sekupheleni kweentsuku zakho, akwenzi ithemba, kodwa imelwe ukuba ihambe naye: iBroko nangona imnandi, kodwa ikude.
Inqanaba lamashumi amahlanu
Ekhitshini, uxhoma ishelufu yencwadi yeencwadi zengcibi. Iiresiphi ezivela kwi-Intanethi azisenelanga kuwe, kwaye kungasasebenzi ukugcina i-laptop okanye ithebhulethi kwitafile yasekhitshini- uhlala elele ngomgubo. Ithala leencwadi lakho limelwe ziinguqu ezimbini zeendidi ezimbini-iincwadi zokugcina izinto ozilungiselela (uninzi lubonakala ngathi lubonakala ngathi luphawu lwe-roborning the cwaka) kunye neencwadi ezintle zokubhaka. Iincwadi ezintle zengcibi zidlala ebomini bakho indima enye njengephephandaba iJamani i-pornographic pornegy phantsi komqamelo kwi-8 yeGrader yesibhozo.
I-bruschetta emadodeni kwitawuli yelineni, idlala i-bun ipleyiti yomthi, ngokungathi ngumceli mngeni, uncumo oluvela kwindawo ephantsi kweRosemary. Mmm ... ngendlela, ngaba ayisiyonto yokuqalisa i-Sybas sybas?
Inqanaba lamashumi amahlanu
Lixesha! Uthatha imifanekiso yokutya kuwo onke amabakala okupheka kwakhe. Ukubeka kwangaphambili ithawula, kunjalo. Kwaye uthumele i-Intanethi. Emfihlakalweni, ucinga ukuba ngexesha elifutshane lokupapasha incwadi yakho ye-Duminary.
Awu, kamsinya nje ukuba i-Sybas idada kwilizwe elikhulu, ungcungcuthekisa okufumanayo kwi-Intanethi kukho i-dofiga. Kwaye ngenxa yesizathu esithile. Kwaye ewe. Kananjalo baneetawuli zelinen. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!
Inqanaba lesithandathu
Ukuzithemba ukufunda into entsha kumnatha (kakuhle, yintoni enokufumana i-intiots nge-sybasami, uza kuya kwiklasi enkulu ukuya kwi-Chef ethandekayo. Umpheki othandekayo (idla ngokuba yindoda enamafutha amanqatha okanye indoda enobuchule obukrelekrele) Unxibelelana nawe ngentlonelo, kodwa kubanda. Ngokukodwa, iphakamisa ukuba ifunde ukugcina isitshetshe ezandleni zabo.
Abamelwane bakwa-snobs. Awunaphephe abapheki. Ngokukodwa, kuba awunayo i-butcher yakho (indlela yokuphila ngaphandle kwe-butcher yakho ?!) kwaye uthenga imifuno kwivenkile enkulu. Ndiyabulela kuThixo ukuba ubunengqondo eyaneleyo yokungaxeleli ngesidumbu esibilisiweyo sentshatsheli.
Inqanaba lesixhenxe
Ukhubekiso kancinci, uyabona ukugxekwa okwakhayo ngesidima kwaye uqala ukuhlawula ingqalelo efanelekileyo ekuthengeni kweemveliso. Ufumana i-butchers. Kucacile, amabini, kuba amaSilamsi kunye nesibindi inokuthengwa kumaSilamsi, kunye nengulube kunye nenyama yenkomo ye-steaks esuka kwingingqi ye-lipenksk. Imifuno efanelekileyo ifumaneka eBaba Zina Ukurhweba kwiMetro Ryazan Avenue. Iitamatisi? Ewe, kunzima kakhulu ngale nto, ebusika, ebusika, akukho mntu ungenzi mthombo wamatamasi ophilayo. Khangela ngokwakho.
Kwangelo xesha, i-butcher yentengiso ye-AHMED kwimakethi ye-Izmalovsky, i-butcheyvanich - eChememshinsKinsky, i-Tomato Serferukinsky, i-Tomato Morder - Hayi, asitsho apho athengisayo. Ukuthenga ngoku kuthatha yonke imini. Ukupheka-iiyure ezimbini okanye ezintathu iiyure. Ngaba yikhaya? Hayi, yitya ngokuthe cwaka eMcDonalds.
Inqanaba lesibhozo: Impumelelo
Nonke niye. Uyi-curity maniac. Ulungiselela izitya ezintsonkothileyo phantse yonke imihla. Uyayazi indlela yokwahlula i-lentil ebomvu evela etyheli, uZiru ukusuka kwi-Kumumin kunye ne-Oregano kwi-basilica. Ukhokelela kwibhlogi ye-fullity, kwaye yonke imihla amakhulu abafundi abanombulelo ababhalisile, kwaye uninzi lokucaphuka kunye neziqalekiso azibhaliswanga. Unomdla wokupapasha iNcwadi yeCuminary kwaye, mhlawumbi, vula indawo yokutyela. I-HEAMMAE EMVA KEKIKIKI KAKHULU KWI-Tiptoe, kuphela xa ubamema etafileni.
Kodwa ikho into enye ongayazi ngayo. Kwaye sinyanzelekile ukuba sivule amehlo akho.
Kwenye indawo kwindlu yakho, ifriji encinci ephathekayo ifihla ekufumaneni nje ukutya.
Kuphela i-TC-s.