Kukho izinto eziza kwenziwa ngumfazi nomntu wakhe, nokuba ulumkile, nokuba unobulumko, nokuba unamava, utshatile ngelo xesha. Yena naye sele efunga, ukuba wayengafuni ukwenza le nto, kodwa ke, izandla zawo zisongezela, imilebe yomlomo inesitofu, kwaye iileta zongeza kumagama.
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Uya kuzifunda iSMS yakho. Kunye ne-imeyile. Kunye neengxoxo ze-Facebook. Hayi, uyazi ukuba mandenze ntoni le) ayinakuthi, b) ayidingi. Kodwa kwangaxeshanye, kwimeko yoko kuya kuthini "kwaye akukho nto yokuyichitha ifowuni kuyo yonke indawo." Okanye "kwaye une-laptop ivulekile." Iimbongi zeArabhu zisonge imibongo malunga nomdla wokufuna ukwaziwa, abantu baseRussia beza ngokuzingca. Kwaye ukusukela ngoko akukho nto itshintshileyo.I-no-dike
Umtshato onamava unokuyamkela kumzuzu wokuqala. Intombazana leyo yakhutyekiswa, kodwa izama ukuyifihla, okanye icinezele ngokwakhe. Akululanga ukunqanda ukugabha kwimeko yetyhefu yotywala, ngoko ke kungekudala iza kuqhuma. Kuyimfuneko ukumnceda kwaye ukuba uphume kuye, ukuba akathandi, okanye acaphukise isiqulatho, yibambe ngononophelo kwi-incopho yengxabano kwaye wenze. Eyona ndlela ilungileyo yokusasaza inkanuko yenkcitho ayisiyokele kuyo kwaye yenze ishishini lakho. Kwaye asicebisi. Yenzelwe.Ukubetha
Abafazi basoloko bethambekele kubundlobongela basekhaya, bangaphi abantu bakholelwe ukuba banokubangela ukwenzakala okuncinci. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba isitya esineglasi sasingazange sifike kuwe, intonga ayihambanga kwiifotsholo zakho kwaye izikhonkwane azishiyanga imitya emide ezintlokweni zakho, ke nizizisela. Abafazi bazintloni, enyanisweni, kodwa akukho nto inokwenza nabo, kwaye izimvo zoluntu ziphantse zahlala ecaleni kwabo.Inkathalo ebusuku enganxibanga zihlangu kwikhephu
Uyamkhathaza kakhulu kangangokuba waphakama, wavula ucango wahamba ebusuku. Ukubaleka. Ukuphulukana ne-slippers. Ibhinqa ngalinye okungenani kube kanye ebomini bakhe bemkile ebusuku bonke bebusuku kwezinye slippers. Ngendlela elungileyo, kufuneka babambe kwaye bazitshitshise ngeli xesha, kuba izinto ezimnandi ezingemnandi zenzeka kumantombazana anjalo. Kodwa ke kuya kubakho isitya esinezitya, kwaye kutheni siyifuna?Ukuhamba kuMama
Ukungahambi nje ebusuku ngezitwili, kodwa uqokelele iibhutsi, uqokelele izinto uye endlwini kaBawo, ukuze kubekho ibhulorho efudumeleyo, ekhala ngentloko ekhulileyo. Kukho, nangona kunjalo, oomama abangapheliyo, abathatha iintombi ezinjalo ezinothuzi ezinemilenze entloko, baphembelela ukonzakala emzimbeni, kwaye, ukuba akukho nto, bathunyelwa ukuba bajongane nomxhaphazi. Kodwa iimeko ezinjalo zinqabile. Ngokwesiqhelo, oomama besenza umthetho we "Krovindochka umkhuseli wam". Kwaye le, ngendlela, eyona meko inobungozi: Abafazi bahlala becaphukisa umama wabo ngaphambi komhla wesithathu kutyelelo, kwaye ngeli xesha unokuchaphazela ngokugqibeleleyo-imidlalo ethe cwaka, yonke into.Ukunyanzelwa ukunxiba
Ibhinqa ngalinye liyakholelwa ukuba ingubo yakhe ethandekayo injengomda, kwaye kufuneka iguqulwe. Nokuba iwadi ivalwe kakuhle ngeejakethi eziliwaka lemisebenzi, usenayo into eneentloni. Kwaye kuyimfuneko ukuba ukuphoswe kwangoko, kwaye endaweni yoko ukuthenga le hoodie entle ngenja. Kwaye yintoni ingxaki ngaloo nto, ndixelele? Kulungile, okokuqala, ngaba ukhe wabona abafazi ababenencasa entle kwiimpahla?Iodolo
Abafazi bayayithanda i-oda. Ngokufanelekileyo, bathi bayawuthanda iodolo. Ngokukodwa bathanda ukubuyisela i-odolo apho kungafanelekanga. Umzekelo, kwitafile yomyeni wakho. Ewe, kulungile, ukuba ubuncinci kwibhokisi enezixhobo kunye nezinye iipipi ezixabisekileyo esixhobise inqaba enkulu ye-barn. Ngokubanzi, amantombazana kufuneka afunde i-birgraphle zhilleles de khe avuke, eyaziwa njenge-beeder iblue, kwaye ichaze ukuba "iphumelele kwigumbi elithi" iphumelele le gumbi alikhumbuli apho. Kukonke. Kukonke. Soze. Hayi, akukho mfuneko yomzuzu. Kwaye iliso elinye kuphela alinyanzelekanga, kwaye ke ungahlala ngengozi ngaphandle kwamehlo.Owawukhoyo ngaphambili
Ngapha koko, wawufunayo, akunjalo? Kwaye kuwe, kulungile, masitsho kakuhle. Waza wahlukana. Kwaye kakhulu ukuba, eli bali liphelile, kwaye, okanye waba yinxalenye yebhayiloji, njengebhotile yevodka okanye i-alloy kwi-ice karel River ebiwe ebutsheni bakhe. Kwaye ke ubuxelele ngayo ngenye yangoku. Kwaye ngequbuliso kuye kwavela ukuba le bat baba yeyona ntshaba iphambili kwiParadesi yakho. Kwaye sithandwa sam sithiyileyo. Ngoku kwisikhuselo ngasinye esincinci kunye nokungavisisani uya kucelwa ukuba uye kule thinkathelo okanye indlela enjani. Kwaye akunakwenzeka ukwenza nantoni na ngayo, kuba incoko iya kuqhubeka nokushiya enganxibanga zihlangu ekhephu. Ngoku, ukuba ophambili ngalo mzuzu waphathwa kwikhoboka le-heroin, ekubeni linina yabantwana abahlanu, kunokubangela ukuba imeko incinci. Kodwa ayisiyonyani.I-sobried yakho
Abasetyhini bahlala besekuqaleni okanye baqala ukunciphisa ukusela kwakho utywala. Nokuba uphantse phantse, kwaye iqabane lisela njenge-boatwainen, usathi "Hee, uhle, sele ngokwaneleyo!" Lo mthetho lo, njengomlawuli weBraschik. Into ephambili kukuba intle ngeli xesha kwimilenze.Iintombi zakhe
Amantombazana axoxa ngendoda eneentombi, kunye nabantu abaqhelekileyo, oogxa, i-fries kwiinethiwekhi zentlalo nabanye abahambi. Ndixelele malunga nento anayo ngo-1989 enziwe ngeempawu zomsebenzi wokwakha, umkhwa ohlekisayo wokuqhuma kwengubo, olona thando lwangaphambili lweHockey. Kodwa ezi zisaphilile: ngelixa umntu engazi ngayo, akunjalo. Kodwa ngakumbi amanenekazi anezintloni azame ezona nkcukacha zibalaseleyo ngomyeni wabo kanye ebusweni bakhe. Ewe, ewe, bathetha ngehempe yayo ye-1989 yemveliso eneempawu zenjineli yokwakha, umkhwa ohlekisayo wokuqhuma kwengubo, umntu onamandla okwenza i-hockey. Kwaye kule nto ilungileyo, kwangaxeshanye, i-poker fumoxy yimifanekiso emincinci. Ewe, amantombazana, kakuhle, njengoko kunokwenzeka konke, eh?