Intwasahlobo, njengoko uyazi, lixesha elikhethekileyo xa naluphi na uphahla lungazinzanga kakhulu. Nokuba ibhaluni yethu yomlingo iqengqele efestileni, kwaye yabuya yonakalisa kwaye yanelise kakhulu. Kubonakala ngathi sisihloko sethu se-Lwesihlanu "Thatha ikati" yongeza eyongezelelweyo "kunye nebhola yokukhetha."
Ewe kunjalo, imiqondiso ye-zodiac kwintwasahlobo ikwayamkeleka ngokwesiko. Nangona ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo.ICapricorn
I-capricorn iyaphambana kakhulu. Okokuqala, uqala ukuziphatha njengomntu oqhelekileyo. Kwaye, okwesibini, akayiboni. Oko kukuthi, kwiNtwasahlobo, eCapricorn, umzekelo, ukuwa ngokunyaniseka kwaye ungaqondi- kutheni loo nto yothukile? Andikwazi kuthanda uthando? Andingomntu? U-Capricorn, uhlebeza iileyile ezimhlophe, kwaye etyhafile. Esonweni kude nesono. Kunye ne-capricorn shrugs kwaye ihamba ngomhla.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius, uphahla oluqinileyo aluphawuli kakhulu, kwaye kwintwasahlobo iqaliswa kulo lonke ingcwaba kunye ne-adventres engafezekanga. Umzekelo, uya kwi-yoga. Kwaye ngoku iqhubeka kule yoga rhoqo, nangaphezulu kwesi sifundo sovavanyo ukuvala, kodwa ukufa kwintlungu kwizihlunu. Ingxaki kukuba xa ebusika, ehlotyeni nasekwindla, i-aquarius kukuziphucula yedwa, ngaphandle kwentwasahlobo ye-Aquarius afuna ukuziphucula inkampani. Kunye nokuphila (ngokulinganayo) Amanzi asondeleyo ngomonela abafileyo.
Intlanzi
Kwintlanzi yasentwasahlobo, ihlala iqala ngoMhla wokuzalwa, kwaye olu suku lumnandi yeyona ndlela ilungileyo yokutsala okanye ngaphandle kwengqondo yeentlanzi. Owu Thixo, cinga ngentlanzi, - ndimdala. Kwaye akukho namnye uyandiqonda! Ndinomsindo! Kutheni le nto bonke aba bantu bencuma? .. njalo njalo. Ukuba intlanzi inethamsanqa kakhulu, bahlukaniswe kukudakumba okukhulu kokuzibulala. Kwaye ukuba awunathamsanqa, abasindileyo baya kuba nakho ukukhulula ifilimu ye-post-apocalyptic malunga neplanethi yethu.
I-aries
I-Aries entwasahlobo ayibonakali izakhono ezitsha. Kodwa i-Abbs esemgangathweni ifumana i-buff + 100%. Oko kukuthi, sithatha i-aries kwaye siphindaphinde amandla akhe i-Boiller kabini ... I-Calculator yaphukile, ewe? Uxolo. I-Aries ye-Aries enentloko yentloko ibe ziiprojekthi ezintsha, kubudlelwane obutsha kunye nezinto ezintsha zokuzonwabisa, ngesisa ukuqalisa izicwangciso kunye neempawu ezijikelezileyo ezijikeleze izicwangciso ezijikelezileyo. Phantse iziqwenga ezibini ze-uranium ezityetyisiweyo ngokungathi ukuba zingaziswanga ngokupheleleyo.
Ithole
I-buffalo yi-herbivore enjalo, eyokuqala ngonyaka ibulala abantu abaninzi kune-tiger, iingonyama kunye neebhere zidityanisiwe ... Ngaba sithi, Ewe, ewe. Ithole. Ewe, kuya kuba Nokuthembeka, amathole kwaye ngamaxesha oxolo awahluleki ngoxolo lweOlimpiki, kwaye i-rusty yemithombo yentwasahlobo inefuthe eliqaqambileyo nakwi-cacurase. Oko kukuthi, i-taland ayinamathuba okuphambana. Akukho thuba linye le-taurus. I-Taurus ifuna uthando, i-nxiba, i-ice cream, izesondo kwaye ungayi emsebenzini. Kwaye izikhukula zabo bonke abaya kuyitya kule "ukwenza uluhlu".
Amawele
Uphahla lwamawele, intwasahlobo ayinangozi kakhulu, kuba ukuba akukho uphahla, akukho ngozi. U-Gemini Yonyaka-umjikelo ngokupheleleyo kwaye uphahla ngokupheleleyo. I-Avitaminosifo yesifo kunye nobuthathaka obunxulumene nazo ziya kuthintela eminye imiqondiso ukubaleka kwihlathi elihlaziyiweyo lamawele adlulileyo avela kumda waseCanada.
Umhlaza
Umdaniso kunye nomhlaza osondeleyo wawunethamsanqa, kuba uthobekile kakuhle - i-cwaka. Akukho kukhalaza, akukho ntshabalalo, akukho ziinyembezi ekuseni. Nokuba izakhono emsebenzini ziya kubiza. Inye yovuyo oluqinileyo nesiqithi sengqondo kwi-Hormonal-Spring Trapvagania. Umhlaza uza kuhleli ngokupheleleyo kwikona kwaye uncumo olubiweyo kwinto enkulu yokuphefumla phantsi komphefumlo wakhe. Kwaye kuphela ngumphulaphuli omalunga nokumanyanisa ukuba le ndoda ingahambelaniyo kwikona yegumbi ingabize kakuhle uSathana.
Ingonyama
Ingonyama, ngelishwa, ayazi ukuba ungaya njani cwaka. Ingonyama ayizi nto konke konke, ngaphandle kokuba ifutha imfti. Kwaye intwasahlobo sisizathu esifanelekileyo sokukhanya. Ungayisusa ijakethi ephantsi kwaye ubonise amagxa. Kunye nokujika kwentamo. Kwaye ukubetha ngobabalo kwi-claws kwi-vein yejugar kwabo bakuthintela ukuqaqamba okanye ngokungathandabuzekiyo. Njengommiselo, abanini bamaziko okuthenga aphunyezwe ngokukodwa e-LVIVI-iingonyama zitya yonke into evela kumashelufa ngaphandle kwengqondo ngaphandle kokujonga. Ukuba emva koko banxibe kwaye kukhanye, ewe.
Virgo
Virgo uza kuhlamba umgangatho. Kuba intwasahlobo luluthuli kunye ne-allergies. Akukho siphoso somhlaba esijikeleze ilanga, ngaphandle kosuku, hayi "Owu, intlambo" ayifundisi ngentombi enyulu enesimo sengqondo esibuhlungu sobuhlaso obugwenxa. Virgo ayihambelani entwasahlobo. Isiko saseVigo iqhuba yonke into ejikeleze wonke umntu. Ingxaki kukuba intwasahlobo ejikelezileyo ingaba sesichengeni kakhulu, kwaye i-gorgo ibukele ngesizathu sokuba ungabi semvelaphi, iti ayingoJulayi.
Libra
Kwintwasahlobo, inkxalabo yokuhlaselwa kwesikali yesiko esihamba esikalini siyangena kwinqanaba lesiphelo. Isikali asinakuphumla kwaye sinemihlali kwilanga lokuqala. Inobunzima bomdlalo, isangqa kwifoto, abantwana, izilwanyana, umbongozo, kunye nelo lonke ixesha kubonakala ngathi ixesha le-bunny yelanga ngokungakhathali. Intwasahlobo iphazamisane nezikali ezijolise kuzo, kwaye zinomsindo omkhulu kuye, ngokungathi lonke ixesha linokugxila.
I-Scorpio
Xa ixesha lihluma i-proses-geele iphumile kwi-protalin, xa kusebusuku, ihla i-will sill, xa iwile abantu balale, isixeko silala. Kwaye uyazingela. Ibinzana elithi "intwasahlobo lixesha lothando" i-Scorpio live ngokoqobo, kwaye, iqala ngoMatshi 1, ilungele imithendeleko "yefilimu" xa ithelekiswa ne-phossic malunga ne-photy yemonki yamaKatolika.
I-Sagittarius
I-Sagittarius entwasahlobo inengxaki yenani leminqweno emdaka phezu kwakhe nakwi-Shift yabo yecawa. Namhlanje, i-sagittarius ifuna ukutshata, kwaye ngomso-ukuyeka iNafig naseTibet. Kwaye ihlabathi lonke elibubunjiweyo kumphefumlo we-sagittarius roll eTartarara (ewe, ukuba kukho ihlabathi emphefumlweni, libuthathaka kakhulu, lingakholelwa). Ukujikeleza ukuqala kuka-Epreli, uphahla lwe-sagittarius luyeyona nto inyibilikayo kwaye isoyikisa ngokunyaniseka iimpahla zasekhaya, ukuba kuphela kwendlela yokuphuma: ukuthenga ihempe enye. Kulungile, okanye itikiti lokufumana iTibet.
Ukusuka kwigumbi elinendonga ethambileyo: Alexander Smilanskaya