Nokuba le ayisiyo intlanganiso kunye noMnumzana omkhulu, okanye umhla wobomi bakho, kuya kuba kulungile kwaye kumnandi ukuchitha eli xesha. Kwaye kukho izinto ezinjalo eziya kuthintela ngokulula isidlo sangokuhlwa, ngesondo ngobusuku obunye okanye yintoni ecwangcisiweyo apho. Ngamafutshane, bhala phantsi.
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Xa umntu eyehla ngomhla wokutyibilika. Ngaphandle kweesokisi.
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Xa umntu etyibilikile igalikhi okanye i-anyanisi ngo-Eva. Kwaye awuzange ucinge ngokwakha naye.
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Xa umntu ebizwa ngokuba ngabahlobo ngomhla. Chwetheza, babenesivumelwano esinjalo, kwaye nawe Maniac ngenkululeko.
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Xa umntu enenkalipho ethoba ngokucacileyo. Amantombazana ayasebenza na mantombazana!
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Nje ukuba i-visa yakho i-visa dépayayment ibhengeza ukuba yonke i-pop yomculo. Okanye loo nto ayibukeli umabonwakude, kuba sisidenge.
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Xa wawumenyiwe kumhla wesidlo sangokuhlwa, kwaye unikwa ukuhlamba izitya.
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Xa ize isabele izesabele i-lom, kwaye ayinalineni yelinen ecocekileyo. Okanye akusekho ilinen yelineni. Kwaye ulele njengenja, kwisofa.
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Xa, emva komhla kwimovie, yonke imikhosi eseleyo ithetha kuphela ngefilimu.
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Xa umntu ecinga ukuba ithandana kakhulu ukuba ithathe ukutya kwiplate yomnye umntu. Hayi akunjalo. Hlela ngokwakho.
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Xa ukhetha indawo yokudibana, kwaye i-dude yaya yathi "yayingeyongxaki-kunye ne-shit-no-ke-njalo-so-sooo."
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Xa umntu eze ngomhla kwi-T-shirt enemifanekiso ebhaliweyo ye-velgaria malunga nesondo.
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Xa ungakubuzi kuwe konke malunga nawe. Kodwa sele uyazi yonke into ngaye, nokuba uyithanda le nto kwaye ithini inja yokuqala.
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Ukuba umntu uxela ngaye kwangaphambili. I-alarm.
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Ukuba phawula ukuba iculo elipholileyo liyadlala kwaye uyayithanda, kwaye i-dude ijongeka ngathi ungathi uvule ukuba uxhasa amantshontsho atratweni.
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Xa i-dude ayiyeki kwaye ithwale ukungasebenzi kwezopolitiko, iifilimu, abantu abadumileyo, uHely ovela kudidi lwenzululwazi, njl.
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Xa umntu ekwincoko ekufunga ukuba ukukhanya zii-hipsters kunye nabuphi na abaqeqeshi be-sundu, kwaye kwangaxeshanye banxibe izitampu zefashoni kwaye bazi zonke ii-capitals ezingaphantsi komhlaba.
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Kuwo wonke umntu othandana, wakhela "igqwetha likaMtyholi".
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Zonke zaxhonywa nge-baleds ezityiweyo, zikhumbuza iintsuku ezili-12 eThailand kwiminyaka emi-4 eyadlulayo.
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Xa umenyiwe ukuba "uqhubeke", kwaye kukho i-suchelor srach engalunganga.
