Ukukhohlela ngesiquphe, i-sofa emhlophe, iipads ezirhangqileyo kunye nezinye izinto ezili-18 ezifundela thina ngenyanga.
1. Benza kwigumbi lokuhlambela, bekrazula ithanga, kuba sele uyiva.
2. Kukho umntu othile we-serveve kunye nabacebisi abahlebeza endlebeni yakho: "Ndijonge ngasemva, yonke into iphilile apho ?!"
3. ngokulula ukuphosa ijacket yakho esitulweni kwaye uhlale kuyo, ngethemba lokuba akukho mntu uya kuyifumana ukuba uphoswe nje kwimeko yokunyanzelwa ukuba usebenze.
4. ngokuzingca ungene kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwaye uthandaze ukuba i-gasket ayiphumi ngaphandle kwe-saleveve apho uyifihle khona.
5. Ndiyathemba ukuba akukho mntu uya kuqaphela ukuba umntu wothukile emva kokuba uvukile kwisitulo esimhlophe.
6. Dwaza kakhulu (emva koko uqhube) kwindawo yokuhlamba uye kufihla ukupakisha i-rustle kukubekwa. Kwaye uyahamba ngomthamo womfihle yomkhangeli! Iimitha ezili-100 ziviwe!
7. Ukoyikiswa kukukhululeka endaweni, kuba i-voti ye-vill ibonakala ityumkile kuwo onke amanqanaba.
8. Kwaye ngabo bonke abantu bakho bathintele i-chai yokwenene. Kuba ngubani owaziyo ukuba kunokukhokelela kuyo. Oko kukuthi, sonke sazi nje.
9. URED kunye nePlea, cela intombazana kwisebe elilandelayo, nokuba une-tamppon eyongezelelweyo. Kwaye ikunika phantsi kwetafile. Kwaye awuniki-intengiselwano yezixhobo ezimbini zamachiza.
10. Ukubonisa imimangaliso ye-Ingnuity, ijije i-gasket ephuculweyo kwindlu yendlu yangasese, kuba unesiqhelo kunye nawe, ngokwemvelo, hayi. Enkosi kwi-paranae-le gasket iphuma i-tick ngomatrasi onobuhlobo.
11. Sihleli phantsi emlenzeni, sinethemba lokuyeka oko akunakwenzeka. Kodwa ithemba liyinto eyomeleleyo.
12. Ulala ngeyona gasket enamandla kakhulu, kodwa isekuseni uvuka ngale fomu, ngokungathi kukho umntu obhale ebhedini.
13. Ukhenge nje? Okanye ngaba isesona sibi kakhulu kwenzeke ekugqibeleni? Owu Thixo, ukubila okanye eyona imbi kakhulu ?! Ukubila okanye ukubi? !!!
14. Kwimeko nje, sibhala izibini ezibini zepanties. Isibini esongezelelweyo siya kukunika imizuzu emibini engafunekiyo ukugcina isidima sakho kwimeko yoyilo.
Ukusika kwindlu yangasese, jonga iphepha lendlu yangasese- indlela ebi ngayo yonke into?
16. Owu, le yimvakalelo engaqhelekanga kwaye ingasebenziyo xa ujonge i-gasket-umxube wekratshi kunye neentloni.
17. Nxiba i-tampon ngaphezulu koko kumenzi ucebisa. Ityhefu yetyhefu ye-syndrome, i-blah blah blah, into umahluko, siyakufa, kodwa uvila kakhulu ukuyitshintsha.
18. Nxiba iipaneli ezimnyama kwimpawu zokuzila kuwo onke amaqanda ebengaluncedo. Ngapha koko, kuba akunakwenzeka ukuba uhlambe mhlophe. Akukho nto, kubandakanya i-hydrochloric acid.
19. Ukuphinda ucofe iqhosha le-flush, kwaye yonke into ayihlanjwa.
20. Nxiba into eyolulekileyo kunye negqwetha, uziva ngathi lubuqhetseba, ophulukene nepetroli.
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