Ukuthandana okuqinisekileyo kufana neRoulette yaseRussia. Ngamanye amaxesha ihambelana nentliziyo yotolo olunamandla, ngamanye amaxesha ... kwezinye iindawo ezingakhange zilungele ukujika okunjalo!
Inkcitho yento
Wafumana ileta evela kwi-comrade, kwinkcazo ye-lyric wayeza i-lyric, umgqatswa wesayensi. Iphakanyisiwe ngokukhawuleza. Ndisebenze embindini ndacela ukuba ndiye kwi-Griboedov Cawal. I-comrade kwi-sneakers ezinqumlayo kunye ne-Drain Backpack, ngaphandle kwemizuzu emihlanu, abangenamakhaya. Kwaye ngoko ke ubuza: "Kuwe okanye kum?" Ndithi, ngandlela ithile ... ndicacisa ukuba isini asiyi kuba njalo ngoku, itshintsha ebusweni kunye nobubi obuphosa i-baton! ", Yaphumla ...I-Zodiac ayixeleli
Ukuvuma ukudibana. Ekuseni, yonke into yayisasebenza, wabiza waza wathembisa ukuba uza kuqhuba, kodwa waphinda wabuyela kwilixa elimiselweyo - kwaye wazisa ukuba ubale i-horoscope wafumanisa ukuba abafazi bangumqondiso wam . Ndicinga ukuba upholile. Kodwa emva koko akazange atshabalale! Babizwa ngamaxesha ambalwa, bathi ndenze ubuchule kwaye ndenze ezinye izinto endizifundileyo ... Ndamangaliswa kukuba azizange zizaliseke.
Ukuqokelela amandla
Inye emva kwembalelwano ndatsho ukuba ukunxibelelana lendawo, iqokelela amandla ezesondo, emva koko ijika ibe yimisebenzi yobugcisa. Kwangelo xesha, ukubizwa kwendalo. Nokuba zithandana, nokuba uza kuzibhalela imihlaba kwangoko.IValentie
Kubonakala ngathi inkwenkwe eqhelekileyo yayinjalo, ndabhala ngobuchule, yayithetha kakuhle, kwimifanekiso elungileyo ... Ngamafutshane, savuma ukudibana ngemini yabathandi. Ke ndaziswa kwi-valentine, eyayixhonywe kwiibhotile zohlobo oluthile lwewayini! Ngenxa yoko, ndakhwela ekhaya phantsi kweebhalkhoni, ndalala emdaka kwaye ndanxunguphala iibhutsi ezintsha zeSuede.
Umda wombuzo
Enye i-comrade evela kwindawo yokuthandana, yeza umhla, kwangoko ikhuphe umbuzo ofunekayo ukuba sekwe ngesondo. Menuthi mun ... "Yintoni ekufuneka uyenzile ukuze ufune?" Ndiwile. Ewe, ngokucacileyo ayisiyiyo into oyenzileyo :)Ndiyakuthanda ukuba neentloni
Ndibhalise kwisiza sokuqala sokuthandana ebomini bam. Kwakuyimfuneko ukuba babhale into malunga ne-ingelice. Ndiye ndaba ndingaqhelekanga ngokupheleleyo i-intanethi. Wacela intombi yakhe ukuba ibhale ngam. Yintoni kanye kanye? " - Ndiphendula: "Inyaniso". Ewe, wabhala, andikhange nditshekishe, iileta zahamba neJamb. Bangaqhelekanga abanjalo: babhala ukuba bapheka ukuba bapheke kakuhle izindlu zendlu yendlu ... ndicinga ukuba konke. Emva koko ingqondo yayinele ukuguqulela iprofayile yam. Kwaye apho kubhaliwe kwathiwa: Umntwana wentloko enjalo efunyenwe. Kwaye yena: "Mamusik, ujongeka nje ukuba bangaphi ofuna ukondla!"
Iindawo zeGenius
Intombi yam, intombazana entle, entle, emva kokuphumelela, yaya kwidolophu yakhe encinci kwingingqi ye-Pskov. Siyibhalisile kwi "Totplan". Babhala yonke inyani, ifoto yayiyeyekile inyani, isixeko sabonisa yonke loo nto. Kwiinyanga ezimbalwa, wabhala kuphela i-Maritarian enye kuphela, kulo mzi wenzeka kwiShishini leShishini ... ngenxa yehlange, sitshintshe indawo yokuhlala kwiphepha lemibuzo. IFinland ebhaliweyo, i-Thampire. Ifoto yayishiywe ngokufanayo. Waza ke waya, waya! Bayigalela kunye neengcebiso kunye neengcebiso, zabhala kuwo wonke umda we-USSR yangaphambili. Ngenxa yoko, utshatile ngempumelelo ... kwiqabane lomsebenzi.Endaweni yemifanekiso
Ndihlala emsebenzini, akukho nto ndiyenzayo, ndiyahambelana kakhulu kwi-ICQ. Umntu unkqonkqoza. Siqala ukunxibelelana. Ndigqibe kwelokuba ndifunde ngakumbi malunga nomnxibelelanisi wakho- kwaye ndiyaqonda ukuba lo ngumlingani. Kwaye akazange aqandule. Emsebenzini, wayengavumelanga, ubugqwirha, kwaye apha kuyakhupha, uMama akatshisi. Ekupheleni kosuku lokusebenza Ubhala: "Ungumntu onomdla, ndifuna ukubona indlela ojonga ngayo. Phosa ifoto yakho ". Kwaye ndingu: "Kwaye yintoni onokuyiphosa ... jika intloko!" Ujika intloko yakhe, kwaye ndiyamshiya ngesandla njengonobhala ngokubanzi kunye neMausoleum ...
Iimpawu ezizodwa
Kwintlanganiso yokuqala, emva kwembalelwano, savuma ukudibana nentombazana kwindawo yokuthenga. Ndimbize: bathi, yiza, i-peuget emnyama 207, ilindwa. Uphuma, adlule ngemoto yam ... kwaye i-least ihleli kwi-nissiver nissan! Kwaye uneplate yelayisensi ngeNumeri 207 ... ubaleke ukuba ngumceli mngeni ekuthinjweni. I-guy eNissan, ngokubanzi, isipho sokuthetha esiphulukeneki, akukho lizwi linkqonkqoziweyo.Ghost Vladimir
Sibhala kwakhona, sakha sakha saza kwinkqubo sithatha isigqibo sokuba kubalulekile ukuba sidibane. Ngokuhambelana, yongeza "kwi-odynoklassniki" kunye ne ... ngayo yonke imihla, iVladimir isusiwe kuzo zonke iisokisi, ibeka uluhlu lwangaphantsi! Ndithenge ingubo entsha ngokwam, yaye ikhuphe ... yile nto ndiyifunayo ukuyithetha? Ndisacinga ... kakuhle, kodwa ingubo indelekile kum!
Umtsalane we-dud
Ndihlala kwisiza ndicaphuka, imvakalelo ye-zero, umyalezo uyeza apha: "Molo! Ndixelele indlela yokuqhelanisa nawe ukuba uqhelene nokuqinisekisa ukufana kwezibonda zemagneti yethu? " Ndinomsindo, kukho naluphi na uhlobo oluthile lwezinto zam ... Ndibhala: "Nditsho ngokukhawuleza:" Ndinokutsho ngokukhawuleza: Ahlukile! " Zonke izinto ezivaliweyo zicima ilaptop, emva koko ndikhanyisiwe: Izibonda ezahlukeneyo zinomdla! Ndibuya umva, kwaye kwangoko sibhala ngaxeshanye: "Owu, Dam, izinto ezahlukeneyo zinomdla." Ukusukela ngoko, sikunye. Ngamanye amaxesha ibala iFiziksi yesikolo ...Oh ayisiyo
Ndinembalelwano enesiphango kunye ne-MCH, kwaye ngokuhambelana nam sabelana nentombazana yam. Kwaye siyayazi naye ukusuka kwi-Kindergarten, kunye nokuxoxa ngabafana abaqhelise i ... mm, masithi, ngokuthe ngqo kwaye sihleka. Kwaye ngamathuba umyalezo womhlobo kwisitayile esifanelekileyo sithunyelwe kule mch. Ihlwempu! Ngandlel 'ithile akazange ayixabise isityhilelo sam, inyamalala kwi-radare kwangoko.
Intlanzi yam
Eyokuqala neyokugqibela kwavuma ukudibana emva kwembalelwano. Ixesha elimiselweyo laphuma, nditshonile - alikho ... emva kwemizuzu eli-15 lajika lahamba. Ubiza: "Uphi, uphi?" I: "Ubunjani?" Yena: "Owu, ndalibaziseka, intlanzi evela ebhankini ikhululiwe. Wayebusika ... "Ikhuselo.Ukuzonwabisa okanye ukuzonwabisa
Konke ukuhlwa lo mmangaliso undidlise ngohlobo oluthile lwamagama ngokuhambelana kobudoda. Owona ungalibaleki: Uthelekise amanye abantu. - kunye nee-roosters. "Indoda enjenge-roster ifanele ibonise ukungaguquguquki 'kunye nento engaphezulu malunga nemisila ye-cockpit kunye nokuma ... ngokubanzi, ulonwabo oluthile, owonwabileyo owonwabileyo wathetha kuphela. Endleleni yenze ukuncoma kum, esithi ndinomhlathi onomdla kakhulu. Apha kufuneka ibe yintsomi. Ndaya kwi-EKIKICH ...
Buyintoni ubuso bakhe?
Yonke into ihamba kakuhle, kwaye apha wakhupha ngembalelwano ngenye inqaku: "Uyazi, abafazi bajonga ubuso bam - kwaye bagqiba ekubeni bangabi nam ..." ndoyika. Into ethanda kwangoko. Kwaye ndinomdla wokuqina, kwaye yintoni nomntu. Ukulungiselela nayiphi na ibali elilusizi ... kwaye uyaphendula athi: "Ewe, ndimhle!"Ibaliwe-ivulwe
Uninzi, oluninzi, yonke iphakethwe, isisa - cafe, iivenkile zokutyela. Kwaye emva kweenyanga ezimbini ndinike: uyazi, ndiyifumene kwaye ndibalwe- ubudlelwane bokuba bubambise kakhulu kum, esele uxolile.
Kumgama emva kwesimanga
Ndafika kumhla wokuqala kwizithende. Kwaye uyamangalisa kum, ngokugqobhozela emehlweni: "Ndalungela ukuba ndisothuke, ndifuna nje ukuhamba kancinci." Ewe, ngenxa yokumangaliswa ungahamba. Ngenxa yoko, sahamba phantse iphantse ibe yiyure enye enesiqingatha kwivenkile e-shabby. Undibeka ebhedini, aphuma athi: "Vala amehlo akho" - undibeke emlonyeni kaRafael. Nditye, ndilinde apho ummangalisayo. Yasuka loo nto. Kuba ngandlela thile kwimbalelwano endandikhankanye ukuba andizange ndiyitye ezi pipies. Ke ngokusisiseko andithandi mnandi! Kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba alwela ishawa. Kwaye ukuza kuthi ga ngoku sihamba, kuba apho sasimsebenzela apho, wakhululwa ngemfesane ngenxa yetyala kuye.
Ukutshintsha iimpahla
Kwimbalelwano, wayenguDusk nje kunye ne-wit, kwaye kwintlanganiso - iqabaka, imample. Ngenxa yoko, wavuma ukuba akabhaleli yena, nentombi yakhe, uLesbia ...Imvakalelo eqhelekileyo
Kuvunyelwene nge-18.00 kwi-cafe enye. Ndifike kade kwimizuzu eli-10 - kwaye kwi-18.05 yamkele umyalezo: "Ubonise ukungabi nantlonelo ngenxa yokulibaziseka kwam. Abafazi abaqhelekileyo bangena kwangaphambili kwaye bandilinde! " Kwaye malunga nenyanga kamva, wabhala ukuba "ndikulungele ukundinika elinye ithuba." Kuyabonakala ukuba, "" i "uqhelekileyo" harsh dude ayibanjwa ...
I-carnim ngeekhonsepthi
Ndize komhla ... kwaye kukho i-gopnik yendalo enesitayethi yokubhaka kunye neekomityi ezimbini zeplastiki! Mnene, damn. Oko ndikufumeneyo, andazi, kodwa ... ndamjonga-kwaye sakhupha ibhiya kwibhentshi phantsi kwembewu, ndathetha ngobomi. Phambi kothando, ityala, kunjalo, alizanga. Kodwa xa kuphazamisa, kukho nabani na kwibhasi yebhiya!
Ipilisi enencasa
Umntu omnye ngemoto elungileyo enesiqingatha ngokuhlwa uyandikhwela idolophu kwaye uxelele into edinisa ngobomi bam. Ndabona ukuba andimthandi, kodwa khange afune ukuthi kum. Xa lo mmangaliso wenzekile, waphakamisa kum ngqo ezandleni zakhe umbilitha wakhe ngobusi. Yatsho ukuba isuka kwiidingakhe. Yayiyintoni?I-Romance Berezova
Intombazana yeza entlanganisweni. Lo mfo waphosa i-bigch e-birch, wasinika wathi: "Hambisa ngeholide yentwasahlobo! Emva koko wacebisa ukukhwela ... ebhasini.
Lenki uza?
Baye babhalelana ngesiqhelo, kwaye ezintlanganisweni kwento yokuqala awayenzayo - umzobo wam njengeyona nto iqikelelweyo yayingumntu wam kwaye ndabuza: "Pop njengeLewana ephezulu kakhulu." Emva kokuba unikelwe ukudibana, kwaye ngokwenene uzibuza ukuba kutheni ndingafuni. Lenki, njengoko wayetshilo, ngesizathu esithile wayengamfuni ...