Ngubani onetyala ?! Yaziwa ngubani!

Yonke into iwela ezandleni, i-chocodile ayibanjwa, iprojekthi ethandekayo inikwa umntu osebenza naye, eyona ntombazana ibalaseleyo ikhokele umntu othandekayo kwaye wamnika ilanga, inyoka podkodnaya! Pics.ru uyazi ukuba ngubani obekek 'ityala kuzo zonke iingxaki zakho - nalu lwazi lungcwele!

I-mandons

Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba kukho iyelenqe lwehlabathi, kwaye umhlaba wahlulwe ngokwamanqanaba empembelelo, ngoko ke izikhundla eziphambili zihamba ngokukodwa kumalungu omyalelo wakudala. Akukho mntu utshintsha lo myalelo. Ngakumbi lowo ungenamyalelo wakudala. Nabani na ongenakweyiphi na indawo, kwanakwiqela leVkontakte.

Kwaye ewe, umncedisi womnoma oMncinci sikwindawo ephambili, ukuba umntu akazange aqonde-urhulumente ofihlakeleyo unezimvo zakhe ngeyona phepha! Kwaye abayifumani ukuba abantu abamakiweyo abamakiweyo babonakale bengafanelekanga ukuba bangabi ngenxa yokunqongophala kwamava, imfundo, okanye ulwazi, kodwa ngenxa yokuba umntu ongummeli wakho akakhange aqwalaselwe kwintlanganiso yemfihlo yemfihlo. Uxinzelelo loxinzelelo? Ngaba uMsebenzisi wePP ye-PC? Hayi, khange ive.

Abantu baseMelika

Ke ayiphili abantu abazolileyo. Isonka asiyondla-sinike indoda yaseRussia ukuba yenze into emnandi! Kunye nendoda ethambileyo! Wena! Okokuqala, intsholongwane, ikhule ngokukodwa kwiilabhoratri zaseMelika, izandla ezingakhathaliyo zezazinzulu ezingenamphefumlo !! Emva koko banikezela ukwenza ugonyo olubulalayo !! Yondla ityhefu !! Kwaye ayiziwa ukuba yintoni eza kwenza! Ngokuchanekileyo uhlobo oluthile lokulungela ukufuna umphefumlo wakho omnyama !! Ngendlela, usazi ukuba icandelo leCesarean linyuke nabantu baseMelika ukuze batshabalalise ilizwe laseRussia? Enjalo!

AmaKomanisi

Ngabo bonke, yonke into icacile kwangoko. Ilizwe laliqhekeza, iintsikelelo zendalo zange zifezekisile, kwaye ushiye imigca, i-boureaucracy kunye nesibongozo se-ham kubo bonke ngokulandelelana, ukuqala nge-trammqhubi. Ke ngoko, xa kwakhona ngaphambi kokuba impumlo yakho, umnyango webhasi uya kuvala, oololiwe okanye ukwiziko lebhajethi engathethekiyo, yazi ukuba yonke i-zonke

Soloko singena into! Oko kwi-shit, emva koko emcimbini! ©

Abaphambukeli

Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba abaphambukeli bahlala bebhabha kwiplanethi yethu ehlafunayo ukuze baphumeze igazi lovavanyo kubantu abaphilayo, bathathe isampulu, emva koko ungenelelo lwasemzini ngokukhawuleza. Uxinzelelo lwehla, ikhephu ngoJulayi nase-Lilac ngoJanuwari yiyo yonke imiphumo yovavanyo olubi. Kwaye wena nje unemouse. Ngaba uyafuna ukubeka amava kuwe? Amagama eempuku awanikwanga! Hlala kwi-mink yakho kwaye uyazi-akukho ndlela yokuphuma!

Abantu abakhohlakeleyo

Lixesha lokuba sazi: Abantu baba yinto embi kakhulu. Akukho mntu ukuthandayo kunye nempumelelo yakho, nayo, akukho mntu uyavuya. Kutheni le nto ngequbuliso? Ewe, wonke umntu ufuna ukukhubekisa, uthobe kwaye uhlwayele ngokukhawuleza ngokukhanya! Awunakumthemba nabani na! Abahlobo yenza ngathi babe ngabahlobo ukuzisa umva kumzuzu ofanelekileyo.

Ungathembi? Emva koko jonga kumhlaba wakho. Baza kuzinikela. Ngaba uphathwe ngezinto ezilungileyo? Ufuna ukuyeka nokungaphumi umzimba wakho ogqibeleleyo! UNGAMBI? Jotty! Ewe, awunakuqhubeka. Yonke into icacile, ewe?

Ibhonasi

Ewe, ezi zezona ndlela zithandwayo. Akukho kwaziwa kakhulu, kodwa kungekho bangebi kubekwa yimbi yabacinezeli bakho!

I-Cnulhu

Ndilale kwaye ndilele. Kungabonakala ukuba unokwenza umntu ombi? Kodwa mhlawumbi! Khumbula - ngexesha leholide yakho yexesha elidlulileyo elwandle ngeentsuku ezintathu ukusuka kwisaqhwithi esixhenxe. Yiyo ke yonke le nto, iinkomo zePordordodaya, zakrokrelwa kwi-banchend yolwandle! Ewe Ewe!

Amahashe eApocalypse

Abatsho nzuzo. Kodwa ngokucacileyo zisendleleni. Kwaye uze ngaphambili kuzo zonke iintlobo zeengxaki kunye nosizi. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ufumana kakhulu.

Oongxowankulu

Apha yonke into icacile - akukho bunzima bobuntu obunemali enkulu. Kodwa kukho amayeza ahlawulelwayo, imfundo ehlawulelwayo kwaye ngokubanzi ihlawule yonke into ongenayo imali yakho. Ukuba kulula kuwe, unokuqala kuqala kuyo yonke i-genry for. Kwaye bonke oosomashishini abaphumeleleyo. Bayakuqina kwi-ecology embi ye-ecology, ukutshatyalaliswa kwe-ozone ubeke kunye nokuvalwa kolwandle lwehlabathi.

Abazali

Akwanelanga ngokwaneleyo okanye ndikuthanda kakhulu. Abazange bakhathalele konke okanye ngenyameko ngenkuthalo kwaye kude kubeneminyaka eli-18 ubudala badibana nawe esikolweni. Ngamafutshane, kuyo nayiphi na imeko engaqondakaliyo, yiya kwi-psychoanalyst kwaye ukhalaza ngomama notata! Ngelize okanye ubanyamezela njani bonke ubomi obubonayo ?!

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