Asingowokuqala ukubuya kwaye siphinde sifunde amanqaku ahlekisayo sesikhokelo seTatyana Razumovkaya, kwakhona kwaye siphinde sandiphambuka, kufuneka sabelane nawe.
Iminyaka emihlanu yokugqibela yobomi eSoviet Union, kude kube nguwe-1988, ndasebenza njengomphandi omncinci weHermitage. Wonke umntu, owenzekileyo, uyazi ukuba imibuzo ekuyo ihambo iyamangalisa kwaye ingalindelekanga. Ngoku, emva kweminyaka emininzi, kubonakala ngathi kum ukuba banomdla kuphela kubo, kodwa babonisa enye ingqokelela yenkcubeko yabantu baseSoviet yabantu abangamashumi asibhozo.
Ezi rekhodi zaqala indlela umntu awasondela kum kwikona yeHevsky no-Admiralingky babuza:
"Ndixelele, uphi?" !! - Hu, indlela enkulu, apho babehlala khona ookumkani.
Kwakunjalo nencwadana enegama elithi "Ubugcisa beMetrozh"
Kwisebe le-Antique: "Kutheni le mpahla ihlala ihamba ngaphandle kwezandla?"Ib. Iqela le-Asia eliphakathi: "Intombazana, njengoko ungenazintloni. Ngapha koko, kwiqela labafazi nabantwana! "
Ibhid: "ihlazo! Okokuqala, Phindaphinda, emva koko ubonisiwe! "
Kwigumbi lokutyela elincinci. -Ngaba ufuna ukuthi amajoni kunye nootiloshe babelapha - kwaye bengazange bathathe nantoni na? - Ewe. - kwaye bendiya kuthatha!
-Bonisa isidumbu! (Mummy) -Ukubona njani apha zonke iintlobo zeMumiya zakudala? "Kutheni ungasibonisi?" - Nakule plates, abakumkani basitya ngokwenene okanye baxelele, kunye ne Ukumkani akazange amcaphukise endlwini. Ndihambe kakhulu omnye umntu? - Liphi ibhedi yeKumkanikazi? (Khetha: "Igumbi lokulala laseTsaritsa", "Ibhedi yeCatherine", "Apho ookumkani balala khona" kwaye "bonisa eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu") - kwaye iphi igumbi lokulala kukaCarline II Ngaba uhlala neRasseutin? - Kwaye ihashe liphi ihashe le-Ekaterni II lalilala kuyo?
Kwi-rublens. Iqela lePolish kunye noguquleli baseSoviet. Uhambo: "Yiyo ke le dakh." Umguquleli: "Kwaye le yimifanekiso yakho yomqambi" a. Cwaka ugcino. Ke umbuzo ovela kwiqela: "Kutheni le ndlela ?! "
Phambi kwe- "Vakhom" I-Rublens: "Sikwi-voronezh ngale mihla i-15!"
Ngaphambi kohambo. Iqela laseMoscow: "I-ham, nceda ngakumbi kwaye ngokukhawuleza!"
-Sifuna ukubona yonke into. I: ubude beeholo zekhilomitha ezili-15. - (Ukonwaba) kwaye siya kuhamba nge-5 km ngeyure kwaye kwiiyure ezintathu siza kuhlolisisa yonke into!
Iqela lababhali-mbali 4-5 Izifundo zeDyunivesithi yaseAlmaty. -Usixelele apha malunga nokubethelelwa emnqamlezweni kukaKristu. Undixelele ukuba kutheni bebethelelwe emnqamlezweni? -Ufunda njani ibali, ungafundanga iVangeli? Kwaye asizange sidlule. I-HU isixelele ukuba siphile. - Amaqokobhe enathi? Ukungathobeki.
Iqela leCentral Asia. Sihamba ebusika. Ifanelana nendoda kwiqela - Tokia, endlebeni: "Mayinn! Ungu-Seaman omkhulu waseSeaman, kwaye usibonise lo mfanekiso! " ("I-venus" bush)
Emva kohambo: - Ngaba ikhona imibuzo? - Nantsi lapho. Kwaye iphi indlela yokuphuma?
Umboniso we-ha dresden. Ipateni yeVeronese "Intombi kaFaro ifumana usana" kunye nokupeyinta "zokuhlala" uMoses, amanzi ahlala eweni. " Inenekazi (limangalisiwe kakhulu): Kukangakanani iminyaka emininzi!
Kwiholo yeKinight. "Ngaba amahashe ayahlafuna?"
Iqela labantwana abancinci abaselula. I-Amir Falcone, utitshala uyeka isikhokelo kwaye uxelele abafana: - Bantwana, jonga kubani? Ukuthula. -Unjani! Le yilenin encinci!
- Xa ndandilapha kwixesha elidlulileyo, sabonisa umntu othululayo, apho i-Ekaterni II yaBond ngoSoup Peter Isup M!
Kwaye liphi amaqanda e-sulibin?
Emva kohambo, ixhego lityalwa, ngogonyamelo. -Ndixelele, Petros okhukhulu - wakwenza kakhulu iRussia, kwaye kutheni kungekho mzi wegama lakhe? I (ngononophelo): Ngo-1924, iPetrograd yaphinda yabizwa ngokuba yiLeningrad. Ewe, ewe, ewe, nantsi ke le nto ndikubuza, ngoba? Kwaye ndingabhala phi ngale nto?
I-gomary kwaye ithe cwaka, indisuse kwiqela. - Kwaye wawuphi umfanekiso olapha, owutyiweyo ... uDana? -Uba nomdla kwi "Dana" rembrandt okanye "uDana" tetian? -Ngaba, ndiyakhumbula ... Kukho ukuxoka ... ngewe, kwaye umzise umntwana ...
Iqela leLeningrad. Ndicebisa ukuba ndikhethe ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo zeendlela. -Ubona, singabalusi, silapha rhoqo, imifanekiso nemifanekiso nemifanekiso nemifanekiso nemifanekiso nemifanekiso nemifanekiso nemifanekiso eqingqiweyo bayazi, isibonise ngcono kune-Royal Cardon!
-I-Alexander Ithokhi yaseMakedeni? (Alexandra Hvevsky)
Kwaye uPetros mna mna noKristu - ngaba lelinye laya?
Ukhenketho oluthintelweyo. -Unexesha elingakanani onomboniso apha? Kwiminyaka emihlanu eyadlulayo yayinguRafael, ngoku weza - URafael kwakhona!
-Ndixelele ukuba kutheni le Madonna ihlala ihleli ngenkwenkwe encinci kwaye ingaze ityebi ngentombazana encinci?
Kwiholo yekholam engamashumi amabini. Ndichaza iminqweno yoyilo. - Kutheni usikhathalele kwaye uxelelwe na? Sele sinayo i-mudeache, yak i-bitches!
-Inaphi umfanekiso wakho apha, le ntombazana itya phi isifuba sabafileyo? (Irubuyini "Otselyube")
-Usibonakalise ukuba nguPeter? Ngelishwa, iholo ene-wax ivaliwe. - (Iinyembezi emehlweni, kwilizwi) ke kutheni siye apha ?!
EPazeryka .- kwaye le yi-mummy yenkokeli yokufudula. - (uyathandabuza) Kwaye ineentloni nantoni na?
-Ndinombuzo ongazenzisiyo. Bendifuna ukwazi bonke ubomi bam, ngubani igama likaPeter? -URomanov. - Njani? Kwaye naye ?!
Kwi-Wild-Peacock: "Kwaye leliphi na le strich?"
EMadonna Benoit. Iqela elivela eMoscow. -Ukuba uthetha ngekamva lekamva lomntwana. Kwenzeka ntoni kuye? -Ukuba wakhula, wabethelelwa emnqamlezweni. -Unkosi.
-IGROZY ibulala unyana wakho? -UGrozny ubulala unyana kwigalari yeTorbikakov, eMoscow. - (ulusizi kwaye uphoxekile) nangaphezulu naphi na?
Inenekazi ixesha elide kunye nethambene ithathela ingqalelo umfanekiso we-herakla, esekwe kwimbonakalo. Inenekazi: "NguPeter lo, ewe?"
Iqela laseUkraine. Ulala umculo wonke. Ngequbuliso, kwidyasi ye-turas bulba, emi phambi kwam, uvuka, umlomo usasazeka kwi-therble eyonwabisayo, ijonge i-rabb yemarble embindini weholo, iBlyno: Ingayi Indebe, ewe i-melmeney!
Ukusuka kumava kwi-hermitagen
-Unolwazi oluhlawulweyo? -Um. - Ke, iphi indlu yangasese?
-Unzela umsebenzi wobugcisa? (Ngokwenyani yokuba ingaba lo mboniso "wobugcisa bepeyinti ye-venetian")
Ndingamfumana njani umfanekiso apho batsalwa khona abafazi abaninzi?
-Uyolwazi? -Ingcaciso. -Unika ntoni ulwazi olupheleleyo? Ndidinga ukugqiba. - Ingaba ufuna ukwazi ntoni? -Ndingafika njani kwibhotwe lasebusika? -Ukuyo. -Ngaba iguquko lalilapha? - Ewe. -Unkosi kakhulu.
- Yimalini le hermitage? - Uxolo? -U-hu, itikiti. -I-ruble enye. - kwaye ukuba kwisithathu?
Apha sithenge amatikiti kwaye abazi ukuba babukele ntoni. - Yintoni onomdla kuyo? -Kwaye asinamdla!
Uhlobo lwendoda lomsebenzi onoxanduva: - Umboniso ovulekileyo? Ngelishwa, izolo ivaliwe. - Kwaye kwi-ofisi yebhokisi ndaxelelwa ukuba ivulekile! -Ngabakhohlakele. - Kutheni le nto ndifanele ndikukholelwe? -Uyakholelwa. Yiya kwimyuziyam kwaye uziqwalasele. -Um, iphi inguqulelo yomsebenzi wakho? Ingaba uyandiqonda? - Ndiyakuqonda. Yintoni enye into onomdla kuyo? -Ndinomdla kwinyaniso. -Inyaniso kufuneka isekwe ngaphezulu. -Icacile. Uphi umlawuli oyintloko?
-Unika iziphelo? - Ewe. -Ndindixelele, ke ndithenge amatikiti amabini kwigumbi legolide, kwaye ndindedwa. Ndingenza ntoni? - Thengisa itikiti. -Kodwa ndema iyure emgceni kwaye andikwazi ukuthumela nje itikiti kumntu! -Tikelela kwintombazana entle kwaye unike itikiti kuye. Indlela entle yokudibana. - Imibulelo emininzi!
- Yintoni onayo ngemfazwe apha? - Luhlobo luni lwemfazwe? - Hu, malunga nabanye.
-Ngaba ndingaya kumboniso "we-Medinglery Ginland"? Ixesha elide kwaye licacisa ngokweenkcukacha. - kwaye kukho kuphela umboniso "wobugcisa beerekhodi zeFinland"? - Ewe. - Hawa ayinamdla!
- kwaye ziphi izilwanyana apha?
-Ukufika njani kwinkwenkwe "yenkwenkwe"? ("Inkwenkwe evuthayo" mingalanello)
Ukusuka kwi-leba
-Ngaphambi kwakho, imizobo emele i-Wang Dequean.
Salphian ndisaphila. - Jonga indlela ilamuni ebhalwe ngayo. Kukwanemingxunya ebonakalayo ye-sweat!
KwiSebe leNkcubeko yaseRussia. Inenekazi elihlaziyiweyo: Ngexesha likaPeter I, lo matshini wokusika i-cub!
- kwaye le yi-cane evela kwithambo leCatherine II.
Ukusuka kwi "Danai" rembrandt. - Qaphela ukuba imiselwe njani amaqhosha phantsi kwesipho!
- kwaye le nto iphambi kwakho ingcwaba le-Alexander Hevskogo - 2! (ngophawu ngegama lesikhululo seMetro)
Isikhokelo ixesha elide sixela iQela "i-Danai", emva koko ijike kwaye ibone into eyoyikisayo ukuba iphambi kokupeyinta kwe-pitsars nge-ceripars. " Ke, ngaphandle kokunqunyulwa, uthi: "Kwaye ngelo xesha, xa uZeus wavela kwimvula yegolide phambi kwe-dansars, inqaba yale ntaba!
Ngokubanzi, njengoko amaGrike wamandulo wathi kwisiLatin: Vita Bervis, i-Ars Lousta - "ubomi be-cork, ubugcisa ngonaphakade." Siwela kuwo umthombo wenzala yabo egqume, asinakuvumelani.
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