Bhala i-monis yefilimu ukuze ihambe kakuhle ngaphambi kokujonga-Lobugcisa bukhulu! Ngokuqinisekileyo, abanye ababhali bezi nkqubo zikamabonwakude bafundile ukudlulisela ubunyani obunzulu kunye nejusi yayo nayiphi na ifilimu kwi-SASHA SMASKAYA
Siqokelele ukukhetha okufutshane, kodwa ezona nkcazo zisemthethweni, zokwenyani, emva koko ufuna ukufumana umsebenzi njengenkcazo yazo zonke iiNgcwele. Ngendlela, kutheni kutheni uzikhanyisele ulonwabo - yenze, kwaye unako! ;)
Isiqalekiso, njengesiqhelo, eyethu.
"Uyintombazana entle kwaye uyiphuphe njengabanjengePrincess Leia, kwaye unegolide i-bikini? Yisuse, kungenjalo imikhosi emnyama iya kubanjwa! " ("Iimfazwe zenkanyezi. Isiqendu se-4)"
Ngobulumko, cho. Kwaye iyafana nakwiingcebiso zoqeqesho malunga ne-venic ubufazi!
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"Ukuphilisa iimpumlo ezaphukileyo kwaye ukuthabatha iindlebe ze-testren, ububi kumntu ochaseneyo uShao Kana wabuyela kwihlabathi lasemhlabeni, ukuqina ngokungakhathali ukulindela iMordoboy. Kuphela yiNkosi yohlanya kuphela ayisiyo shiti! I-mat yento elungileyo yeyakhe. " ("Idabi lokufa 2: UkuKhaphuka")
Uya kuthintela ububi ngobuso obungxamisekileyo kunye neendlebe eziphathekayo, ziyakhanya komphefumlo.
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"Njengoko ubonile i-julie kancinane ye-yastoto brian, yawa uthandane neendlebe. Kwaye ukusilela, iparasine: andithandi, ithi, kwaye bonke, nangona niyaphambana. Yonke into iza kutshintsha emva kwebanga lesixhenxe, xa uMozpusy Brian waqonda ngequbuliso, iya kuba gqi kuphela. ("Molo, Julie!")
Kwaye uhlobo lwale movie kunye namaJamani ayazi ntoni? Ewe, idrama, kunjalo, sirosli.
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"I-Yankees emhlophe ediniweyo yema kwi-jam traffic jam, kwaye apha kuwe: Unokoyika, wathatha i-baseball bat kwaye waya kulwa nenkqubo. Kwaye ke bendihlambulule isono kwezono, musa ukuyima ngendlela eya kumsingisi oselekhulile ngegama elibalulekileyo. " ("Ndigqithile")
Siya kuvuma phezu isisusa "intothoviyane": Nathi-Ta-lyan Yang-Kum asiyo tro-Gal kunye Ko-Body ... Masithi, cinga, musa ukuma i ukusivumela phoyisa!
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"Kwisibetho sentendelezo yeNkundla. I-herousader ye-hersader eneprofayile yamahashe kunye namehlo abuhlungu ukutsala ubugqwirha obuncamileyo kwi-Abnayini ekude ukuyiphilisa apho evela kuMtyholi. Nangona kunjalo, amaqabane abahlobo bonke akwindlela i-MROW, kwaye uAnna uqalisa ukubonakala engaqhelekanga ... " ("IXESHA LOKUGQIBELA")
Ke wacinga ukuba uqhelekile, kunjalo, uMtyholi ngaphakathi, ucinga, ngazo zonke iintlobo. Kwaye iguqukele engakumbi engaqhelekanga ...
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"Ubomi obuBuhlungu obuLusizi kwabantu baseMelika baziva bengumfazi waseSara, waqondana nobuqhetseba, oshushu, wavuma ukuba yi-mig ukuya kwi-mig. Zonke aziyi kuba yinto, kodwa eGor, ulibele loo nto ukuba i-maniac ijikeleze umzi. " ("Njengabantwana abancinci")
Ewe, ke ukuba uphawu olushushu luphawu oluphezulu oluphezulu, unokuthatyathwa okwethutyana kwi-maniac. Kulungile!
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"Utsho uKumkani uMiki rocker rourker onesixeko kunye neetempile, ekhangela izaphetha ze-epirshia, ezifumana ukuba zikwazi ukukhulula inyibilikisi kwaye zilungiselele umama uKzkin. Ekuphela kokuphela kwabantu abakwaziyo ukuyeka uMman yi-tendastant ye-bastard ye-Bibreard kunye ne-visnny yenyoka. " ("Imfazwe yoothixo:
Sivunyelwe yintsingiselo yesityebi ye "Inkcubeko ye-visnriji-oracle", kunye ne-Kuzkina yoothixo.
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"Abaphengululi abanxulumene nabo ekugqibeleni badidekile xa bethandana kwaye ngoku baphembelela izidlele ezingenakuphikiswa nge-rumyant. I-Hermione inomona, i-ron yi-rarry, kwaye kuphela koyisa amabhinqa aselula aseTshayina, isibini esihlekisayo sokungafiki kwemfihlakalo eWolan De-emva koko, ukulwa kwabo ngokuthatha isigqibo sele kusondele! .. " ("I-Harry Potter kunye nesiqingatha segazi")
Akukho ntlonipho kwiitempile! Sinomdla, abafundi abazange banandiphe i-zadsavra kubo?
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"Ubuzalwana bomsesane bawa ngokwahlukeneyo kwii-bugs ezintathu, akukho mntu ufuna ukuba kakhulu. Amaza e-aragorn ikrele, ugcoba ngepipin ukukhwela emithini. ("INkosi yamakhonkco: iinqaba ezimbini")
Ewe, ewe, boy, vumelana. Kodwa emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iphephandaba elinomtsalane lephepha-phepha, kwaye isiseko sibonisa - ke ezi sisibhengezo ezingenakuphezulu zegolide.
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"Irayisi ye-Maggie yayingakholelwa kubukho beengelosi kunye nee-brows zikaNicholas Karda, de wathandana nomnye wabo. Kwaye yonke into ibingayi kuba yinto engento, ngoku ingelosi yaseSET kufuneka ikhethwe kube kanye kwaye ihlale phakathi kothando lobuthixo nomhlaba. Kwaye oku akulula kangako- amaphiko adlulileyo awayithi ... " ("Isixeko seengelosi")
Amaphiko, amashiya ... eyona nto iphambili ngumsila!
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"I-tracy tern blad ukusuka ebuntwaneni iphupha lokuba yinkanyezi yomdaniso. Ingxaki kukuba uThixo wanika umama wakhe ngobuso bukaJohn Travolta, kwaye oko, kukuxinana kakhulu. Kwishishini lokubonisa, ezi azikhalazi ... Ke ntoni? " ("Ukutshiza kweenwele")
Ewe, oku kukukhankanya okunjalo. Ingelosi enomqala wekheji, umama onobuso buka-Travolit, ihenyukazi enenwele eJulia Roberts, umhlobo omdaka kunye ne-Holmes Vocal ... Siza kusebenzisa!
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"Umtshato woMalusi weBuryr waphela ukusilela okukhulu - uMtshakazi wasinqamla intloko, kwaye i-batyana ibanjiwe lipolisa laseJaddy. Entolongweni, i-battle ihlangana neSweden Porn-nkosi yeSorn, ethatha ikota yemidlalo ephantsi ngexesha lemidlalo yeOlimpiki eMoscow. I-SWEDE ivula i-batyr imfihlo eyoyikekayo ye-Aliins-iirobhothi. Ukungafani, i-battyr iza emsebenzini emapoliseni. Kodwa iinkumbulo zomtshakazi oswelekileyo azivumeli ipolisa eliselula lokulala ngokuthe cwaka. Kwenziwe ntoni? Ewe, cela ukubekwa ityala kwaye uzimanyane ngaphandle kwenceba. Kweli xesha limangalisayo, abasemzini babangela ukuba isitshixo sobuqili ngohlobo lwesiphenelitozed ukubulala abantu. Kodwa ezi zimbewu zomntu odlule ubomi besikolo kwiNtolongo yaseBuryt ... " ("YATSSOTESS")
Kule, yonke into, kunjalo, iyahlekisa kancinci. Ngaba iyahlaziya into yokuba le yimovie yokwenyani ...
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"Ukwaluphala asilonwabanga. Kodwa kungekuphela kwi-Benjamin iqhosha, owazalwa enomdala oneminyaka engama-80 kunye nonyaka wolutsha, eguqukela kwi-brad pitta. Yimfesane kuphela, kuya kufuneka ufele ebuntwaneni. " ("Imbali engathethekiyo ye-Benjamin iqhosha")
Yayiyingqokelela yeyakhe. Kodwa yayibuthathaka ukufumana umgodi ukuba aguqukele kwiradi kunye namadolo e-cage kunye nobuso bukaTravolit?
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"I-hacker eqhelekileyo ye-NEO ehlala ehlabathini kwaye ayikrokrela ukuba eli lizwe liyinto nje edalwe ngoomatshini ababi, kwaye yena unyulwe kakhulu kwi-matrix. Ukuphelisa ukulala ngokwenyani, uyabajoyina abavukeli kwaye aqalise ukugoba iinkatshaniso ngamehlo akhe. " ("IMatrix")
QAPHELA inqaku. Ukuphelisa ubuthongo, qala ukugoba iipuni kunye nemehlo am!
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"I-Zion, i-Iyon, indawo yokugqibela yabavukeli, ayingabi ngamaxesha angcono. I-Morpos ekudandulukayo, iNeo-ibanjiwe, kwaye iiarhente zobuqili bezi-smiths, ezifanayo ebusweni, ziphindaphindile ngesantya esothusayo. Ngaba ubuntu bulinde ubomi obutsha obutsha obulindelekileyo "? " ("I-Matrix. Uvukelo")
... kwaye i-ron i-tupit, kwaye ivuya ngepipin khwela, ewe.
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"Ukuba uvuka kwaye uqonde ukuba akukho bantwana bakho abakungqongileyo kunye nenja yomnye umntu - jonga esipilini. Zaba yinto engeyiyo kuphela, kodwa wena. Kunye nefanitshala, iimpahla kunye nokutya ezintanda. Kubonakala ngathi amaphupha akho azaliseke kwaye usapho lwakho lugqibelele. Ixabiso eliphantsi lolonwabo lobomi bonke, akunjalo? " ("Indawo yokuTshikela. Obunye ubomi. Phinda")
Zama ukukhangela iinkalo ngamehlo akho. Sukuvuka? Ewe, ngoku, ngoku silinde inguquko kubabiqela be-Brad kunye ne-Allfrows ekhulayo ... Nangona emva kwentolongo yaseBuyat ... Nangona emva kwentolongo yaseBuyat, zonke ezi zembewu!
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"Kwidolophu yephondo ethe cwaka, apho ingxabano yabamelwane kwivenkile yemifuno ithathelwa ingqalelo umsitho, uza kutyelela umakhulu uLindsay Lohan. Ewe, isixeko siqala ngesihogo esigcweleyo. Kwaye unokwenza ntoni - ukwenzakala kwabantwana. " ("I-Geogia")
Sicebisa ukuba sisebenzise inkcazo yendalo "kwaye yintoni onokuyenza - ukwenzakala kwabantwana" kuyo nayiphi na imeko xa isihogo esihogweni siqala!
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"Esona sibini sitshatileyo sizalwe umntwana. Ngubani umntu obecinga ukuba wayeguqukile, elungele ukubulala bonke abaphilayo? Kodwa uyakuthanda, kwaye uyenzeka! " ("Ihlala")
Ewe, uyaqonda, ewe? Ikwayara! Ezintathu okanye ezine ... kwaye unokwenza ntoni - ukwenzakala kwabantwana!