Izithembiso zikanyaka ezintsha zizinike, umzekelo, ukuqala ubomi obutsha, kukho iitapile ukusuka kwi-MCDIKka hayi ngaphezulu kwenyanga, zihlala ziphendula iifowuni ze-tinder, ziyeke ukuqaqamba kwaye yonke le nto? Kwaye malunga nebhedi? Nalu uluhlu lweengcebiso zesondo eziluncedo ukuze zenze ngcono nangakumbi.
Amakhadi etafileni
Khangenzi kunyaka ophelileyo? Lixesha, intombi. Ndixelele ekugqibeleni iqabane lakho, yintoni oyithandayo ngokwenene kwaye ungathanda ukuzama. Ukuba i-Apocalypse iseza kulo nyaka, uya kufa akuyi kuba buhlungu kakhulu.
Isitshixo soNxibelelwano
Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba uqhubekele kwingxoxo enkulu, mamela ngokwakho. Ngononophelo. I-Intanethi. Iiforamu ze-Mad kunye nayo yonke loo nto. Kwincoko malunga nezesondo kwaye malunga notshintsho kuyo kufuneka ulungiselele, nangona kungenjalo kwiimviwo.
Ukunyuka
Ngokuqinisekileyo kubalulekile ukuba ufunde umbuzo, ukuba ufikelele kwinqanaba lemvume kwinto entsha. Phambili, ihlabathi elitsha elimangalisayo lezesondo likulinde.
I-porn kunye nedorno
Kulungile, yonke into sele isazi "i-pro" kwaye "contra" malunga nokubukela i-Porn. Ukuba ungumfana ofanelekileyo kunye neqabane, apho singathandabuzi ukuba kumzuzwana, kwaye uya kufuna imhlophe ukuba i-anus, oochwephesha be-pornolologics banokuyifumana kwaye banolwazi. Musa ukulibala ukwahlula yonke into nge-48. Njenge "X-Iifayile", iNyaniso ilapha.
Yazi imida yakho
Akukho mntu wayicima indawo yokuthuthuzela. Qinisekisa ukuba ungayiphuli kwimidlalo emitsha.
Ubuchule, nolwaphulo-mthetho
Sukucaca, ibe yeyona ivulekileyo. Kwaye ukuba i-fantasy yakho inokwenzeka ukuba icinge iqabane lakho, linike, ngequbuliso waphupha ngalo lonke ixesha lobomi bakhe, wayengenakuqulunqa. Iqela! Iqela lezesondo.
Guqula indima
Ukuba ude kunye, kusenokwenzeka ukuba uneendima. Rove templates. Khumbula njani emva kweminyaka embalwa kwindima ye "Wokflakes" kwi-Matinee's Matinee, ubufuna ukuthetha "." Kwaye awusoze uphinde ukuba ndilandele iminqweno yethu yokwenene. Phantse kukho okufanayo. I-stereotypes kunye nenqanaba lazo zahluke ngokupheleleyo.
I-hygiene
Fumana imithetho entsha okanye i-decokhan ngokwakhayo. Sasidla ngokutsiba ebhedini kuphela emva kwesiqingatha seyure emi kwishawa. Gcina amanzi kwaye uzame ukutsiba le nkqubo, nokuba ufunde oko ukuhoya, ngaphandle kwazo zonke ezi vulelo.
Ezintathu kwisikhephe
Xoxa ngeqabane ukuba ngequbuliso u-tenasy fasts. Kucacile ukuba "kathathu '" inani elikhulu lezibini lise-anecdote enkulu, i-taboo kunye nelokuhlonipha. Kodwa ukuba ufikelele kwi-thernaches "ye-gorbachevy kule nto, ke into esihogo ngumsebenzi, ukuba ingakanani indoda ethathwa yiyo. Njenge-Polytivoppy, uphonononge uluhlu lwe "svbg", apho uCharlotte "wamema iNkwenkwezi" wangcangcazela ebhedini.
Ukuthumelelana imiyalezo
Nokuba awungomntu, uzama. Eli zwi, elinyanisiweyo, ukuzilolonga okuhle kakhulu, ulwimi, ewe, ukuba uvuyo aluveli, emva koko uyakuhamba omnye komnye. Phupha nangayiphi na indlela. Kodwa unonophele incwadana yeendaba, ngakumbi kwikhefu elinye lobuso. Uyazi, njengoko kusenzeka, ngomso uyakuphumeza i-passupses kunye nempindezelo ayinakukwazi ukuguqula imithambo emva koko.
Qala kwitafile yebhedi yokudlala
Mayingabi yindawo engayi kuba yindawo epheleleyo yevenkile yesondo, kodwa i-sulickous kuphela ityhefu. Phantsi kunye nengxaki yaqala.
Ucocekile ulwimi lwakho
Ewe, ewe, yizame. Kwaye kwakhona umzekelo ovela kwi-svbg. Khumbula, apho i-redhead miranda yayingakwazi ukuqala ukuhleba inkosikazi yakhe, kwaye emva koko yayiyinto yokungayeki.
Veza i-teking kunye nokukrakra
Qaphela, asikho malunga ne "Simpsons" ngoku, kodwa ngawe. Konke oku kuya kufuneka kwaye kuya kufuneka uzame. Ewe, ukufumana iqabane. Kwaza ngequbuliso umntu supery ulusu evela kuwe okanye zakhe ukuncuma konke ukuhamba ukugruzuka yaye emva kokuba imfazwe kunye neekati-hopted amathathu.
I-Erislovar
Ukufunda kuyahluka kwaoko kunokuqina komnwe kwahlukile, kodwa mncinci!
Faka isicelo seZicelo
Izicelo zesondo, hayi malunga "ne-tinder" kunye nabanye ngoku, enyanisweni, kwaye zinokuba luncedo kakhulu kubo bobabini, iGoogle kancinane.
Ithala leencwadi leSini
Funda, ewe, hayi ezovezo eziziziyatha, ezakhe zanikela ngebhaso leyona nkcazo imbi kakhulu ngenqanaba lebhedi, kwaye hayi "amathunzi amdaka" abhalelwa kuyo Kukhuthaza kwimeko yayo yokuqala.
D - ndiyathemba
Awuyi kumangaliswa ukuba uyaqonda ukuba ubudlelwane bezesondo buvumelana nentembeko, umonde kunye nokunikela ingqalelo komnye nomnye. Zama kwaye ungoyiki, uya kuba ulinde indlela ende yokukhwela iOlimpiki ye-sesty, kwaye ukuba uthembele ngenene, ayiyi kwenzakalisa kwaphela.