Kubonakala ngathi inyani yokuba unyamezele kwaye wazala umntwana kufuneka enze isithixokazi kunye nomoya wasekhaya. Nangona kunjalo, kuyavela into yokuba "umama ombi" ™, ongenzi konke konke. I-pics.ru iqokelele intlawulo, kulungile, ndiyifumene!
Uthando
Ewe, kunjalo, iyamangalisa, kodwa uninzi loomama batyholwa ngokubathanda kakhulu abantwana babo. "Ugcina ntoni ezandleni zakho, makahlale yedwa-kufuneka uzifundise ngokugudla!". Okokuqala, uya kusungulwa kwinkcazo ende yokuba umntwana onyaka wokuqala wobomi ibaluleke kakhulu ekunxibelelaneni nonina, akakakulungeli ukwahlukana naye, abhekisa kwimisebenzi yakutshanje yabantwana. Emva koko ulume intloko yakho. Cwaka.
I-Sysyyngnya
"Nithini na nina nonke? Akukho mntu uya kukhula, kodwa ube lusizi oluthile! " EALE! Lo ngumntwana! Ewe kunjalo, ukuba siguqulela incoko engapheliyo nomntwana kulwimi oluqhelekileyo, ke iya kuba ngumfanekiso ongaqhelekanga: iBhabheli ichazwe ngalo lonke ixesha, intle kakhulu kwaye ijikeleze isangqa, nokuba inayo nje yomile amaxwebhu aqaqambileyo. Ewe, iyodwa, ndixelele, ndicela ukuba wazise umntwana ukuba wonwabe kakhulu kwaye umthande ngaphezu kobomi?
Psychotrama
Ngaba uthathe into yokudlala? Psychotram! Ulale xa umntwana efuna ukubukela iikhathuni? Psychotram! Inqabile ukuthenga inja? Psychotram! Ishiywe ngogogo kwiiyure ezimbalwa? I-Psychotram! Inyathelo, Damn, akunakwenzeka ukuba uye phezulu, ukuze ungabeki ingozi engapheliyo. Kuthekani ukuba i-maniac iya kukhula? Kwaye kwakufuneka nje ukutyhala i-rattle ngexesha, baqhayisa abantu abalungileyo.
Chsv.
Uninzi lwabantu lukholelwa ngokunyanisekileyo kwinto yokuba ukuba umntwana ulahlekile emgceni, uthi, kwindlu yangasese, emva koko i-ego yelanga ivuyisa ilanga, inyanga kunye Iinkwenkwezi. Kodwa ngesizathu esithile kubonakala ngathi ukuba ivumela kuphela ukuba ugcine ibhulukweni yome, kuphela nayo yonke into. Ngenxa yokuba umntwana enesidima esincinci kunokuba umntu omdala aya kuba, kwaye ukuba iphumle, yayiphumla. Akukho sidingo sokukhangela intsingiselo efihlakeleyo apho ingeyiyo - is smacks mania.
Imbiza / i-bans
Yinqaba into embi. Vumela-nobubi obukhulu. Ukuzama ngandlela thile - umama ombi ™ ngaphandle kokufaka ngokucacileyo ukhulisa umntwana. Kwaye njani ukuzama ukudibanisa, ukuba umntwana obizayo uza kutyelela umakhulu kwaye apho inkqubo yonke yezinto ezibhayisela eTartara, kuba umakhulu notat'omkhulu bendlelwe yinkqubo "yexesha" kunye yiya kulala xa uguqukayo. Kwaye njani ukuhlala, buza?
Ukutya
Nokuba yeyiphi na into oyondla umntwana wakho, kuyo nayiphi na imeko engalunganga, eyingozi kwaye ayihambelani nawo amanqanaba (ngokungathi kukho umntu oqiqa ngenzondelelo kwiMiss). Ngaba uncancisa ixesha elide? Uya kuba nokuluma okubi, iikhabhathi kunye ne-psychotrauma! Sondla ibele elincinci? Umama ongendawo ™ kwaye akakhathali ngokugonyaza. Kwangoko unika isiqhamo? Ngumama osisiyatha, akayi kuba yinto engento kodwa akuyi kubakho nto! Ngaba unike isiqhamo emva kwexesha? Nantsi i-milf yobudenge, uthatha phi iivithamini zokukhula kunye nophuhliso? Isangqa esikhohlakeleyo.
Uphuhliso
Akukho nto ihlakulela imvakalelo yokuziva unetyala koomama njengoko i-RPs ikhula kwangoko umntwana. Ke, umama, ediniwe kukungalali, iingxaki zokuncancisa, inkqonkqozwe kwi-Rut ye-Rut, ngosuku lwesithathu luqala ukukhangela kwi-Intanethi, i-GLUUSE amakhadi alulekileyo afanele afunde ngoko nangoko umntwana wakhe ngoko nangoko Ialfabhethi yesiLatin, yonke imibala yomnyama kwaye ufunda, bhala kwaye ucombulule i-iquations engqondweni kunokufunda ukuhamba. Umntwana ohluphekayo.
Ubomi Buqu
Shiya umntwana kunye nogogo kwaye uhambe nomyeni wakhe kwimovie-kukusilela nje. Ngaba uyabuza umtyholwa, umntwana wazala umakhulu? Kwaye kwindawo yokutyela ayihambi! Yintoni, awungekhe wenze nantoni na ekhaya kwaye uyitye nto ?! Ngaba iinwele? I-Manicore? Ngaba ngumntu ophambi komntu? Hlala ekhaya, ufundise umntwana! Yintsomi yonke.
I-egodism
Ukuba ufuna ukuya kumboniso van gogh, ke ngoko umntwana wakho ngokucacileyo uneminyaka emibini ekufuneka undwendwele i-Ona, ephumele. Kuba kucacile ukuba ukuyithwala nawe yincopho ye-egoism. Hlala! Yahlulwe! Kwaye ukuba ndiza kubhabha kwindawo ethile kwindiza, emva koko ngokubanzi idiot yediot, hayi umama. I-EGOR! I-Broody! Umama owonwabileyo - Umntwana owonwabileyo? Hayi, khange ive.
Umbhali wombhalo: Ekaterina Kuzmin