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Ngokutsho kwe-stereotypes, lo mfazi uyakhathalela umntwana, kunye nendoda, njenge-tetro yokwenyani kunye ne-Superman ibabonelela ngayo yonke into eyimfuneko. Ke, ukuba umzali unembonakalo azalwa njengoku, okanye ubuncinci, ngoko ke kuYise ebekade abe yi-awl. (Kule ndawo umhleli wenqaku, into engathandekiyo iya kuqhuma ngamadoda anokuzivusa kwaye ngokwabo. I-Ed.) Masiqhubeke.Esentlungwini nangovuyo!
Yithathe nani ngokuzalwa komntwana. Ukuba ushiyiwe yinyani yokuba uyagula xa ubona igazi kwaye ngokubanzi une-psyche ebuthathaka, yitsho ukuba ungumfazi obuthathaka kwaye uyakoyika! Ogqirha Abemi! I-Enema! Yilwa! Ngelona xesha loxanduva, umyeni uya kuba nakho ukuphuma, akukho mntu uyinyanzela ukuba asuse i-probacknta okanye agxeke amazinyo akhe. Kodwa, ngendlela, izazinzulu zithi ukuba umntu ubona amehlo akhe, umntwana wakhe ubonakala ekukhanyiseni ukuba umntwana wakhe lowo, kwaye, ke, enza ilungu lemvakalelo elifudumeleyo kwilungu losapho elitsha. Umyeni wam wayekunye nam ngokuzalwa komntwana ukuya esiphelweni, ngokutsho, wayengakhathali ngayo (kubandakanya i-parachute edlulayo kule ntlungu kunye ne-tensty enenney .
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Kwiintsuku zokuqala kunye neveki umfazi obhinqileyo aphantse axakeke apha, "ndinike, ngokwam ngokwam, awukwazi"! Ewe, kunjalo, indoda yabantu abadala enemfundo ephezulu ayisayi kukhangela indlela yokubhabha umntwana kwiidayisi, olu lulwazi olungcwele olufihlakeleyo olukhoyo kubafazi kuphela! Ukuze umntu katata katata wendoda, kufuneka ukuba umfazi acime umamathe. Ubuncinci okwethutyana. Umzekelo, ubusuku ngabunye ubusuku kwiinjongo zokuthintela nditsale umyeni ukuba atshintshe umntwana. Ekuqaleni bekuhlekisa kakhulu, kuba emva kokugusha komntu, umntwana wavuke ezindlebeni zakhe e poop, kodwa yonke into yaphucuka.Mthembe
Akukho mntu uya kuze akwazi ukuthatha ulwalamano lwakho olukhethekileyo nosana lwakho, kodwa inyani yokuzala umntwana ayikuniki naluphi na ulwazi olukhethekileyo okanye amandla okuqinisekisa ukuba iBelch yabantwana. Ke ngoko, kuyimfuneko ukwahlula zonke iidanti, iidadare ezimdaka, ukuqubha, imibhiyozo kunye nobusuku kunye nomyeni wakhe ukuze bomeleze, ukuze bathethe, ubudlelwane bosapho. Ekugqibeleni, lo ngumntwana wakho oqhelekileyo. Kholwa ukuba umyeni akambeki umntwana kwigumbi lokuhlambela, akasayi kuphulukana nenqwelomoya, akaphuli umlenze xa etshintsha.
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Akukho mntu okwenza ukuba utsile ebusuku emntwaneni, ngaphandle kokuyigqiba, ukusombulula iingxaki ngekliniki, ogqirha, i-booty ebomvu, i-stroller, i-stroller, i-stroller, i-strolles elula. Uthetha ngento oyenzayo yonke into engcono kuyo, "ukuba akundim, ngubani !? Kwaye yonke le nto. Umama owonwabileyo - mntwana owonwabileyo! Musa ukuba negorha kwaye ucombulule uBawo onekratshi, uya kuxhamla.Banike ukuhlala kunye
Umyeni wam uza ekhaya evela emsebenzini ekhaya ngokuhlwa kwaye uthanda ukuqubha intombi yethu kwaye uqale ukudlala kwaye unesidima. Ndithandana kakhulu ndithetha ngeli xesha, lixesha lokuba umntwana! Lala! Uhamba ngoku! Ayizukulala! Yonke into ilahlekile! Thatha umntwana! Ukuhlangula! Uqhawulo-mtshato ngokukhawuleza! Akaqondi kwanto! Kodwa umzamo we-Titanic oya kubanjwa, kuba ndiyaqonda kubaluleke kakhulu ekusekweni kweenkxaso-mali zePapal. Ke ngoko, umyeni watyhalela umntwana eneentshebe, wamaza kuye ngezandla zakhe, ndihlala nencwadi kunye neti - wonke umntu onwabile. Kutshanje esikwaziyo ubuchule obutsha-itya ngaphambi kokutela kwibhotile yobisi oluzihlaziyayo. Gqibezela i-mimi! (Kwaye ishawa emnandi kakhulu kum!)
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Indoda yakhe mayibe yeyokwazo imibophelelo: Khetha i-stroller, gcina isandla sakho kwi-pullation yemizobo, ukufunga iKlinikisi, hamba ngeempelaveki, hamba ngeentsuku ezi-2 kwipaki, uthembele kwi-DHEAL tukhwela. Ewe kunjalo, iintsilelo azinakuphepheka (umzekelo, umyeni wentombazana yam wayeqokelelwa nguStroller kwaye kunye nebhokisi awayeyiphosa iinkcukacha ezibalulekileyo, kuba ngoku ayithengiswa ngokwahlukeneyo), Kodwa ngokuthe ngcembe yonke into iza kuphuma.