Wena, nemifanekiso elungileyo nengaphantsi, ehamba kwiinethiwekhi zentlalo, uvavanywa kuphela? Sigqibe kwelokuba sizijonge phantsi kwekona entsha kwaye sizibonakalise ngakumbi, sikude kwaye sinzulu. Ukukhanyiselwa okutsha.
Iikherothi, amaqanda kunye nekofu
Ibhinqa eliselula lafika kunina laza laqalisa ukukhalaza ngobunzima obubalulekileyo kunye neengxaki ebomini bosapho. Umama, wayephulaphule okwethutyana, wamsa ekhitshini kwaye apho wabeka khona amanzi amathathu amanzi ngomlilo. Kwenye i-saucepan, wabeka i-carrot, kwenye - amaqanda, nakwikofu yesithathu.Imizuzu embalwa emva kokuba ibilili, umama wakhupha iingceba emlilweni kwaye wamnika intombi yakhe ukuba itye kwaye isele imixholo yabo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ndiyibeka zombini, nelesithathu lalityanda. Kwaye itshintshe njani eyahlukileyo! Iikherothi zamanzi abilayo zaza zathamba, amaqanda-ilukhuni, kwaye ikofu itshintshe incasa yamanzi! Ngaba uyayiqonda into endifuna ukuyithetha?
"Mum!" intombi ephendula. "Ndize kufuna inkxaso encinci yokuziphatha, kwaye awukwazi ukukhathalela isidlo sakusasa ngaphandle kokuqhekeza ngaphandle kokusebenza kwakho okuqhelekileyo kuyo. Uyazi ukuba yintoni, ngoku ngawo onke amava, ndiza kuya kwi-psychoanalyst, kungcono ukuchitha imali kuye kunangeentlungu zakho! Kwaye ndiyakuncoma kakhulu ukunxibelelana neengcali, kuba ngenxa yomboniso wakho osisidenge akuyimfuneko ukubilisa amaqanda amabini kwikherothi enye. I-Psychoanalyst iya kuba yile nto uyithethayo! "
Ibhanki ngamatye
Abafundi babuza unjingalwazi wakhe kwintetho kwintanda-bulumko malunga nento eyenza umntu onwabe. Unjingalwazi wakhupha kwenye indawo ibhanki kwaye yaqala ukuzalisa ngamatye. "Ngaba le bhanki igcwele?" Ekugqibeleni wacela. "Ewe," baphendula abafundi. Ke uNjingalwazi waqala ukugalela isanti. Iingqolowa zeSands zazifuna phakathi kwamatye, zivale kwindawo nganye yasimahla. "Uyabona? Unjingatho ngoku "utshilo unjingalwazi. "Ndifuna ukuba uqonde ..."
"Yima, Unjingalwazi," wamphazamisa umfundi wakhe. "Siyazi lo mzekeliso ngembiza. Ngaba unomdla ngakumbi, uphi, fucking, wathatha nje amatye kunye nesanti? Eli asiloSebe le-DOLANGWA LWE-geOLOLYO, usifundisa i-fi-lo-co-yu! "
Unjingalwazi Lukavo wancuma intombazana engakhathaliyo kwaye waphendula ngobunono: "Ukusuka kwizintso, ivanova. Onke la matye kunye nentlabathi zivela kwiintso zam. "
I-cask
Iqela labalingane abakhulileyo beza kutyelela utitshala wakhe weklasi. Bonke baqalisa ukuthetha ngabo, kwaye wonke umntu wenza umsebenzi olungileyo. Kodwa ke abafundi baqalisa ukukhalaza ngeengxaki emsebenzini nasekhaya.Utitshala umamele ngononophelo, emva koko wayalela ukuba anqumle ikhekhe aze aye ekhitshini ngasemva kwendawo yekofu kunye neendebe. Ubuyile netreyi, enamathele ezona ntloko zakhe ezahlukeneyo kunye neeglasi, ukusuka kwiglasi entle kwaye ehle kakhulu kwiglasi yesiqhelo yeSherbaty, kwaye wanikezela iindwendwe ukuba zithumelele ikofu. Xa ikhekhe ityiwa, utitshala ubuzile ukuba bayayiqonda na le ngcebiso.
"Ewe!" wancuma oyithandayo, iPetrovy lyuba. "Abafana, enyanisweni, ubomi bunjengekofu, nayo yonke enye into yindebe nje. Ke sancoma iikomityi ezintle, ngokungathi incasa yekofu koku iya kutshintsha ... kunye ne-magdalena elizarovna ngokusisigxina ezivela kwiglasi kunye nolonwabo ungabi ngaphantsi! "
"Isidenge wena, iPetrov," yaphazamisa abanye utitshala. "Ndifuna ukuba ubonise ukuba ngelixa ukhalaza apha ukuba iiperile zine-chalk, ndiphazanyiswa kumvuzo wohlahlo-lwabiwo mali. Andinayo inkonzo enye yonke yokubeka itafile kwisikhumbuzo! Kwaye awonelanga ukuba, endaweni yento elungileyo, ndandinika lo mtshayelo, ngokunjalo zonke iindebe ezilungileyo zatshizwa, zandishiya iglasi yeminyaka elishumi elinanye. Abafundi abalungileyo kungcono ngoku! Thumela apha! "
Kwaye ixhegoka laqala ukubetha abantu abancinci ukuba babe seroses, bada bayeka indlu yakhe.
Indawo yendawo
Omnye osomashishini owafika emoyeni, ixesha elide walinda ezintabeni ezikufuphi xa umqhubi wemonki esiza. Kwimonki, wayenomsindo wacela i-abbot, njengoko kunokwenzeka ukuba umqhubi athumele iiyure ezine emva kwakhe ngaphambi kokuba afuneke. "Sixolele, Mingany," yatsho i-abbot. "Kodwa sibonisa i-cosmic, hayi ukufika ngexesha lehlabathi. Jonga. Leliphi ixabiso lehlathi elinethontsi? Kwaye liphi ixabiso lendalo enolwaphulo-mthetho?
"Kule meko," watsho uShrisolman, "andizukusayina itsheki yenkxaso-mali. Leliphi ixabiso lendalo enemali? " Emva koko iimonki zangxinamba zaza zamphosa enzonzobileni ukuze angaze atyeshe umfanekiso wabo omhle wehlabathi. Kwaye itshekishe kwaye ngaphandle kwayo kukho abathandi bokusayina.
Ubunyulu
UmSilamsi oselula osuka esixekweni waya kuphumla kotat'omkhulu kwilali. Watsalela ingqalelo kwindlela bonke abafazi bavalwe ngayo, ngaphandle kobushushu behlobo. Uninzi lwabantu nobunzima luye lwahamba, ubuso babo bubomvu."Utatomkhulu," wabuza, kutheni na ke aba bafazi balukhuni? " Indoda endala yatsala iipipi ezimbini epokothweni yayo, enye inesingci, enye ngaphandle, yabuza ukuba yintoni umzukulwana wayo ukulungele ukutya. "Kwisoto, ewe, ucocekile," lo mfo uphendule waphendula wathi: "Ekongalweni, uyacocwa. "Ndikunye nabafazi ngokufanayo," utat'omkhulu wamxelela.
Umzukulwana wamjonga kuye wamothuka "Imibuzo emibini kuphela," utshilo. "Okokuqala, kutheni ugcina ityesi emdaka ngaphandle kwephepha kunye nawe? Okwesibini, ulapha yintoni, ngokwenene inene Ngabafazi Abafazi ?! !!
Ukungakholelwa
Umqeqeshi omnye ofanelekileyo obenayo wathetha abantu kwintetho ebubulumko, ethembisa ukuba lonke uluvo lwabo lobomi luya kujika. Kwintetho, wayehlala ecaphula iingxelo zobulumko nechukumisayo zabantu abadumileyo, ngakumbi i-Ainstein eInstein. Uninzi lwabaphulaphuli lwabhalwa lungemva komqeqeshi, kwaye yindoda enye kuphela kwi-rainmoat kwaye umnqwazi uqhume ngalo lonke ixesha: "U-Einstein akazange atsho! YINTONI? Gqibezela ukungabi!
Ekuqaleni, umqeqeshi wakhumbuza ukuba ezi zicatshulwa ziyaziwa, kodwa ekugqibeleni umonde wayo waza waza waza washiya abaphulaphuli ukuba baphume abaphulaphuli ukuba akathandeki ukumamela intetho.
Umphulaphuli akazange aphendule lizwi eli xesha, kwaye aphelile ngokukhawuleza, wadlula kuwo umzi wonke, wafika emangcwabeni kwaye wanyamalala apho kumangcwaba. YayinguAlbert Einstein.
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