Lowo ugcina izilwanyana ezigcina izilwanyana uyazi ukuba ngamanye amaxesha bayakwazi kwimimangaliso yokwenene. Ewe, kwaye kwisithuba semimangaliso singakhathali ukumangalisa. Sacela abafundi ukuba baxele ngendlela ababonakaliswe ngayo.
Ikati marselyza isebenze kum nge-lollometer-enengxaki kuyo, ukuba kukho umkhwa, wanikina intloko. Nokuba zingaphi iikati, akukho mntu unoku ...
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Xa sasinemigubasi eninzi, iigundane ze-yozh zazihlala kwikheji eyahlukileyo. Amabhinqa ahlala kwizithathu (iiseli ezintathu). UHergehog wayenomfazi owuthandayo. Zonke iiseli ngokwendalo zatshixiwe. Ayivalwanga nje kuphela, kodwa ikwadikeka. Kwaye emva kwemva komfazi oyithandayo, uHedgehog waqalisa ukuhamba, ebusuku ndabona oku kulandelayo. I-Yozh ivula ikheji yakhe, ukungazinzi kwaye, apho kuyimfuneko, ihlukumeza intambo kwisisele saso. Iya kwi-cage yomfazi othandekayo, ukungavumi cingo, kuvula. Kwaye, emva kweeyure ezintathu, kumyalelo wokubuyiselwa umva: Kuya kuvala isisele sebhinqa, siyithobe, iza kum, ivale (!***
Ixabisa ikati yethu ukugubungela umqamelo-indlela aphantse alala ngayo ngokukhawuleza. Nangona kwakuyi-paws zasendle kunye nomsila ovuthayo. Babizwa ngokuba yintuthuzelo eqhotyoshelweyo.
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U-Sachshund wethu, xa wazalwa unyana wam, waza waza wazirekhoda kwi-nannies. Sathenga irediyo, kwaye yayiyeyona nto ingenamsebenzi ihlala ithe cwaka kwaye iphantse yaqala ukubaleka, yaqala ngokukhawuleza ukuba inditsalele umnxeba.***
Elesibini lekati yethu, jackie, ukuthandana nokudlala njengenja. Sadumanisa kuye "u-Aport" waphosa uCaramel kwaye wabazisa. Unokuphosa iishelufa, kwi-dandot-luhlobo luni lwenja olunokutyhubela ingubo?
I-cat enye eyamkelweyo inyuka ngeeshelfu kwaye iphosa incwadi evela apho. Uhleli, awuchukumisi mntu, kwaye uTyutchev uyawa kuwe. Kwaye uxelele izitshixo kunye neefowuni eziphathwayo.
Kwaye ngoku i-CAT ithanda ukubukela imidlalo yeKhompyutha njenge-GTA okanye i-Assassin Cred, iMikhosi kunye ne-Adventures kwiTV kwaye ngokusisiseko ijika kwiprinti. Wayeqonda ukuba iphi iqhosha, i-sheats apho, emva koko ixhuma kwaye ijonge ku-late kwifowuni kwaye imamele ingxolo kwaye izalwe. Kwiinyanga ezininzi, oku kuzonwabisa akukhathaze.
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Iikati zam zatya iikhukhamba ze-salty kwaye zasijikeleza ukuze i-odolo: imingxunya itshisiwe kuzo zonke izinto zoboya zishiywe zingakhathalelwanga.***
Ummelwane wayehlala i-cockada kwaye iphoxekile. Iirubhu zabangelwa kukutyeba, ummelwane wamgcina ekutyeni. Nje ukubamba iKakatu kuba wayegxunyekwe kwikheji yeziqhamo kunye nenye iparat yummy. Ukutya akuyi kudlula!
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Ikati Kozya yabekwa ukuba sizivele, kwaye ngonyaka wazisa isisu, sakhulelwa. Umoya wazala amashumi amathathu, aye adityaniswa kunye de kuthunyelwe iikhithi. U-Ksyu wamkela i-Tairis wam esiswini sam esikhulelwe, xa wazalwa uKoreshi. UKoreshi wayeqinisekisiwe kuye. Ikati kaLuther ikhathazeke kakhulu xa ndisiya kwishawari. Ihlala kwaye ilinde xa ndihamba. Ibukeka kakuhle. Ibhafu yokuhlamba, ihleli ecaleni, isinki siyathanda, kodwa imiphefumlo ithathela ingqalelo ukwenziwa kwe-ASK.***
Enye yekati yam itye utamatisi. Ngqo, ungathi, ffy. U-Urcha kunye nokutshaya. Kwaye uye wakuphela, xa umakhulu weNdlu waphulukana nobuso kwaye ngaphandle kwekamva, ngaphandle kweMeow, ade avuke. Kwakufuneka athathe amayeza, kwaye walibala, wabamba uhlaselo, ukuba akuyokati, ebengenakukwazi ukuba nengqondo kwaye uhlaselo olulula lwaluya kuba sisifo sentliziyo.
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I-POG MONIA ihlala kwintsapho yamagcisa. Kwaye icelwe umngeni kuwe ukuba uqhwithe ngepeyinti. Okanye ubatsalele, ngovuyo umgangatho wokupheliswa. Kwaye ikhethiwe ngokwakhe. Uyinyama evuthayo enentshebe. Ke le mvuyi yayiluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, kwaye nayiphi na imibala. Okanye itye iipeyinti. Ke ngoku …. yenza ukufaka yonke imibala yomnyama. Into ehlekisayo kukuba ixesha "le-poop enemibala" yayiyenye yemigcisa ye-Andy Warholl. Ewe, kwaye poop ezindongeni zegalari yegalari ye-charles catchee amaxesha ngamaxesha. Emva koko uChris ulahlekile, emva koko uPietro Mazuny. Ke ngoko, siyahlekisa ukuba inja yethu ikwangumculi. I-postmodernist. Kwaye ilungiselela ukoyisa igalari ye-satie.***
I-kitty yam encinci ifundile ukuba lonke uvuyo lobomi (ukutya) luvela kwifriji nakwikhanethi elandelayo. Lakuthini ixesha lokubuza ikati, wazicingela ezi zixhobo zimbini ngokukhuthazwa okufanayo. Ukuphumla akuzange kube nomdla.
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Umalusi waseCaucasian, omkhulu, ongalunganga, mhle kwaye unobuhlobo. Epakini, simyeka ukuba ajikeleze ngaphandle kwe-leash. Xa kudlula ulutsha olunomculo, yazincamathisela umculo. isasazeka ngokutya: Beka iziqwengana "zesiqwengana sokutya esivela kwisitya esiya kumgangatho ngaphambi kokuqala kokutya. Zonke, kwaye ekugqibeleni ziyiziqwenga zedaza.***
Nyasha (ikati) xa esiya eBalcony, ehlala kwi-Willill kwaye engakhange ajonge esitratweni, kwaye endlwini, uhlala endlwini. NGOKUPHELA: Uzalelwe ntoni esitratweni, akasiboni esi sitrato?
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I-rat yam rot rot yeba isiqwenga esikhulu se-ruh-topaz, simnqabile kwindlwane yakhe, kwaye apho ... andazi, nditsho, ndinqula, kodwa ndithini, kodwa ndinqula okanye ndinqula i-good.***
I-Babushkin Vasly, eyayihlala kwicandelo labucala malunga nokuhamba ngokukhululekileyo, satshintshela kolunye usapho-sivela kwindawo egcwele iNdlu esekunene, ukhule kwi-chulad ).
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I-crovin yam, (eyindoda, ayisiyo hlunguluni, enguGrey Crow), engcwatywe kunye nomqobo, xa kwathi uthatha ixesha, ukhethe isibini. Kwaye yayingu ... Umama wam. Ukumkhathalela, ndenze kakuhle, ndazama ukukutshata, kunjalo, hayi ngaphandle kwawo. Ukuqonda le meko, kubalulekile ukwazi ukuba ii-crows yi monoga.***
Ikati ifunyenwe kwaye ifudumele 'kwintliziyo yenja' eli phepha ngokuthe ngqo apho "i-tats izolo yayiyi-sulfale-eyele ..."
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I-Cat Sana yafundisa ukuba nomntwana wam wandisa. Siyibeka phantsi kwingubo, kwiziko, nakwimiphetho esongelweyo ngeethoyi eziqaqambileyo. Kodwa nkqo kwisonka esincinci sasilinganiselwe kwisithuba sokuqhotyoshelwa kweyona ikufuphi kwaye yiyo loo nto. Kwaye awuyikhathalelanga-ii-izore, kwaye akaphanga ngakumbi, kodwa uyaxoka. Yandula ke iKati ifakwe kwikona engaphandle, yalinda de ivutha, yazivumela ukuba ivusele isiphatho, ishiya i-Words elandelayo. Iiyure ezimbini zinokuqhuba ingubo kakhulu. Kwaye ingubo nje emgangathweni, ngaphandle komntwana, wayengenamdla kwaphela. Kwaye kweza kwi-cuisine yoluntu, ukuba umntwana uthe wavuka, wandigibisela emva kweenyawo zakhe, eqhuba egumbini, endijongile ukuba andikhulule ekhitshini.***
Ikati yethu eyamkelweyo ye-cucumumbers, ukubukela i-clelets kwaye ithathe inxaxheba kwi-Borchism Cook. Ukuba siqale ngaphandle kwalo - ubukrakra emehlweni kunye nengqumbo efayo! Ayikaze imbise nantoni na etafileni kwaye ayikhange inike enye. Irhamncwa elinje lenja liya kuba linja!
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Inja yam iyakuthanda ukubaleka ehamba eluphahleni lweSarayi. Wayengumntu omkhulu, ophakamileyo, kwaye watsiba apho ngaphandle kobunzima obuninzi.***
Ifudo yayithile engacacanga iviwe kakuhle - iGrybank. Ukuba uGogo uxelele ugogo: "Akunjalo, hamba!" Isusiwe kwaye ishiywe. Uye wandiya kum ekuseni andivuse. Ifakwe egumbini, lamiswa embindini, oluphakanyisiwe kwii-paws kwaye laxelela iqokobhe phantsi.
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Ikati yam ikhanyisa ukukhanya kwipaseji, ukuba asikho ekhaya. Ukhawulezile kwelinye icala lepaseji kwaye watsiba kwiswitshi. Inguqulelo yethu - ngenxa yoko yabangela, oko kukuthi, ndenze into efana nesenzo sesiko. Kuba into yokuqala esiyenzileyo, esiza ekhaya, yayikukukhanya kwindlela yepaseji.***
Kwaye sinekati xa ndafumanisa ukuba singadli iimpuku kunye neentaka, ndaqalisa ukuzisa isidlo sabantu - sasihlala ezilalini kwaye uninzi lwayo Isonka sesonka, esinayo inja kunye neenjana zakhe - kakuhle, ngandlela thile, inokubonwa, ayisebenzi kangako ukuba akakwazi ukudlulisela ixhoba leyadi ...
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Ikati endala itya i-anyanisi, i-radish, lemons ene-crusts, jam ukusuka kwi-Kizyl (amathambo aqingqi) kwaye ngokubanzi yonke into engakhange iphinwe. Ikati ephakathi inendawo yayo yokugcina impahla - ibhokisi ye-shoe ngesivalo. Xa efuna ukudlala - ivula ibhokisi kwaye ifumane uhlobo oluthile lwento yokudlala. Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha uqokelela iithoyi zakhe ezisasazeke kwaye enye itsala ebhokisini. Emva koko uvale. Kuba iodolo kufuneka ibe kuqoqosho.***
Ikati ngamanye amaxesha ivala egumbini.
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Ikati endala, eRussia, izityholo zezityholo ezisemnyama, yatsala iveranda kwilayisi ezi-8 kunye nee-crotches ngokulandelelana. Ndiye ndahlala phantsi ndajonga ndiphendula, ndabuya ndabuya ndobuya ubusuku ngabunye, ndise-Israyeli, apho amatywina ama-5 agciniweyo) kwishumi elidlulileyo emva kokuba umntu enesifo Kuchongwa ukuba sisweleke kwaye sifile sifile. Kwaye ke kunjalo, okanye kufutshane, ufunyaniswe ngunina. Umhlaza, igazi legazi lokuthengisa igazi, kwaphela kwakhona umhlaza, i-antobiotic-i-pumonia enganyangekiyo, yomhlaza. Ukholelwa ukuba yonke into isaphila ngenxa yabo, bathi, bakhuphe isifo kuye. Ndine-dagmatics, ngaphandle kokuba yonke into yenzekile! " Akukho nkcazo.***
Inja yam, i-beagle, itya i-bras kwi-swinsits yam. Ndizifumene, i-reptile, kwi-Dresser - zavula iibhokisi kwaye ndakhangela iintloko ezivela kwenye i-swits kwaye itshise imitya. Ubeke endaweni. Nje ukuba ndifumanise oku, ukupakisha isutikheyisi ebusuku ngaphambi kokuba uhambe. Into esiyishiyayo ebangela ukuba sibambe iintsali zokuzalwa ngokutsha - ebusuku sakhanyisa unyana wam. Wahlala phantsi kufutshane naye waza waqala ukufa - iMurch, i-Tota yeTota. Kwaye uhambe ukukhotha yonke into eyayinguFranto ukusuka phantsi kwengubo. I-Bae ihlwempuzekileyo yafunda ukulala yenzakala njengekhokheli kodwa ayincedi. Uvuke wahamba, ukhalaza kum ebhedini. I-CAME yekati yanelisekile ngokulandelayo - ngoku sonke sasinye kwaye siyenzeka ukuba siyikholise ngobuninzi.
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I-wavy parrot idanisa kwiingoma zeqela "Nana". Yinto ethile. Ngaye ngandlel 'ithile sicime umculo. Babesoyika ukuba intliziyo yakhe ingekhe ihlale.***
I-Uhd kahd kahd inemincili ezandleni zam. Ngokunzulu. Ukutsala ilungu lokugqibela lokwamati. Uyathanda xa ugqobhoza, ukukrazula kwaye unamathela ngalo lonke ixesha, nangona ihlala ingathandekiyo kwi-AKITIN.
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Ezinye iikati ngokuqinisekileyo ziyaqondwa ulwimi lomntu. Sakuba sinayo i-diad ye-dibed kwi-oversatchtch. Kwaye i-hostess yendlu yayikukhwela iKitba yethu ekrelekrele. Ngamaxesha athile, umyeni wakhe kwakufuneka akhuphe ikati phantsi kwetafile, apho wafihla khona kwimfumba yezinto (sahambisa). Kwaye umyeni ezintliziyweni wadanduluka wathi: "Ewe, yintoni, akukho mntu uya kumnceda kwitheyibhile yokuqhuba!". Kwangoko, uBasya wabhabha wangena egumbini, wakhaba ikati ngenxa yetafile nangesidima somhlala phantsi.Nje ukuba ndisekhaya ndedwa, ndenze into ekhitshini, kwaye ngequbuliso (kwabakho unyaka omtsha) ukusuka kwenye indawo ukuthatha indawo yokuthatha i-mosquito enkulu kwaye yenzele isizathu sokuba ndingoyiki). Ndakhwaza, kanye apho, ukusuka kwenye indawo ezinzulwini zendlu, kwavuka i-basya enye, yatya kwangoko i-mosquito, yaqhubeka nemeko yakhe. Kwaye ke wenza rhoqo.
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Kwindawo yam yaseTaiga Milia yaseTaberia eSiberia, iilitha ezingahlambulukanga zihamba ngeenxa zonke kwiingcangothi ezinjengeekati. Fair! Ebusika, iingcingo ezibini ezineemitha ezintathu - iinyanga ezinde zekhephu - zaba mfutshane kuneekota ezintathu ngenxa yekhephu eliphezulu. Izinja zam ziqhele ukuhamba ecaleni komda kwaye ngokukhululekileyo uyenze ehlotyeni. Ngokweendlela zokubiyela, bade bakhwela eluphahleni olusezantsi nolungenaziwa kwaye baphembelela apho.
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Ikati ilele ukusuka ebuntwaneni kwi-crystal emile kwitafile yekofu. Akuba ekhule, engabekwanga apho, kodwa ngenkani bathetha khona ngamandla akhe onke.***
Inja kulo dade, umalusi waseJamani oqinileyo, wafunda ukubakho kwi-whisper. Babenodonga olucekeceke, ndandingenalwazi lokuba linyibilike njani. Yayoyikisa kakhulu xa wayehlebeza ngorhatya.
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