Ungakholelwa kwiikhosi kunye noqeqesho. I-NLP kunye negama legama le-lieutentont Rzuksky linika isiqingatha esimnandi malunga nendlela efanayo ne-oatmeal eqala iikati.
Iipiks zomntwana ziya kukuxelela ukuba zeziphi na iibhinqa kucime ngokwenene ubuchopho, ijika igiya ephezulu kunye netayara.
Umfanekiso womphathi
Ukugxila kwenziwa kwiindawo zikawonke-wonke - kungekuphela kwiNguqu yeOwando, kunjalo. Uze ngomhla wokuzalwa, odibeneyo okanye iklabhu. Ewe, kwiinwele, kweyona mpahla ilungileyo kunye nokubetha. Amacici aring, amehlo atshisa. Abanye babini, bengca, bahlanganisana ikhaya, i-bartender icinga ukuba i-stolbute kumaxabiso otywala, kuba akukho mntu ujonga kwii-wallet, yonke into ijonge kuphela emqaleni wakho. Yonke into ngaphandle kwendwendwe lelitye, elona phenduka ijongeka ngathi uyi-aquarium engenanto. Kulungile. Ayinanto. Ngomntu onesithukuthezi, ukuqunjelwa kwe-melancter run ukuya phezulu. Le dude "ayijongi" ukuya kuthi ga kwinqanaba elithile malunga nokujika: Kuthekani ukuba unayo umntu ojijelweyo nge-chansaws emva kwakho? Kodwa hayi, kukho udonga. Apha, ngoko, uqhekezeni umhlaba ngeempuphu, kwaye ubaleke uye ezisukelo, kuba, kulungile, damn ?! I-ALO, le coc coc coc coc ithetha kuphela ngento enye: umgibe oxhonywe, kwaye umntu othile wabanjwa. Hayi, hayi umxhasi onee-chainsaws, hayi.
Nkosi yexesha
Ekuqaleni wakwazi ukubamba umnxeba phakathi koololiwe ababini bokusika kwesona sikhululo seMetro so. Emva koko ngengozi edibana nawe kwisiphelo seyure. I-Catitons ezilandelayo kwii-crossroads imizuzu engama-20 emva kwexesha lakhe lokungabinamsebenzi. Ke kuza kuwe kanye xa usishiya umphefumlo. Kwaye ke yena - kwaye akaphindi babuye! Oko kukuthi, biza ubuye, kodwa ngokuchanekileyo xa sele ulangazelekile ukuba ulinde umnxeba, ndakhupha ndaya kwi-pajamas nge-wijamas ne-Mammoti ephantsi, yaqokelela ukufa. Intsingiselo ilele kwinto yokuba ePajamas ngokugqibeleleyo kunzima kakhulu ukuba ahlukane nehlabathi, kwaye ukusukela ekufeni kwesizungu akuphumi, izandla ziya kutsala umnxeba ngokwazo, kuba ziyimfuneko ukonwabisa wena . Ewe, kwenzeka ntoni xa izandla zakho ziphuma kwindawo ethile, asiyi kukuxelela - uyazi.
Ukungabi natyala ngokwayo
Kuba wambiza ukuba atyelele iti nekhekhe, yonke into ibonakala ibonakala kwaye iyaqondakala. Kwiwotshi yokuhlwa. Uhambe malunga nesixeko sangokuhlwa okanye saya kumdlalo onyanisekileyo wothando. Uhambe phantsi kwesandla. Wena, ekugqibeleni, hayi iminyaka eli-15, kwaye uyapapasha ikofu yethu yasentseni ... kodwa, umhle kwaye uhle kwaye uvukile ikhekhe, uyaphakama aqalise ukuhlanganisana. Ke oku akungxami ukuhamba, ngaphandle konkwantyo - oko kukuthi, ayisiyo-anecdote yakho, yoyika kwaye inqaku alilunganga kwikati. Uyahamba nje. "Lixesha lokulala, ngomso ukuba usebenze ngomso." Kwaye mhlawumbi uya kulala. Kodwa uya kulala kwi-pajamas yakho nge-Puff, jonga i-silhouette ye-peiglenoara, ixhonywe ngasemva kwesitulo esisemva kwesitulo, kunye nomsi njengoMlilo weGlozady. Ngapha koko, sele sibhale ukuba kwi-pajamas ngemfumba yehlabathi elilandelayo alithathi lula? Ewe, siyaxolisa.
UYEHOVA UTHIXO
Unamandla, ungowenzi, kwaye yonke into iyenza ichanekile, kodwa ngandlel 'ithile ibe lusizi. Apha uye wahlala kwi-cafe, wathi sele elapha, ucebisa ngokuzama ukuqhayisa kwi-nntumeria ngerestu enesidima, kwaye ngequbuliso yajika. Ilizwi lakhe lanyibilika kwaye iliso liyisilima. Kodwa emva komzuzwana sele encome idayisi. Ngaba ububonakala nje ukuba ungosizi? Emva koko waxoxa ngeendawo zokuchithela iiholide zolwandle, kwaye wenza ikhefu eliqhelekileyo, wathwaxwa kakhulu ... kwaye jikelele, uyazi ukuba kutheni ufuna oku kukhala, kuba kutheni ufuna oku kukhala Pirrot? Kodwa "yazi ngendlela elungileyo", kwaye "ukubanakho" ziimpawu ezimbini ezinkulu. Awunokwazi. Ngenxa yoko, iPiero ngoko nangoko ijika ibe ngumkhuhlane olihlwempu, othi, kunjalo, isolula ukusuka kubunzulu bamanzi obunzulu, ngaphandle, ukuzisola, ukudumala, ukufudumala kwaye ngokubanzi kukhazile ilanga. Injani imeko idla ngokuphela? Ewe, kunjalo, inokwenzeka, yintoni enye?
Iphi indlu yangasese apha?
Kumnandi ukubonakala ngathi ngumalume we-stepa isusa i-kirch kwi-birch, ngaphandle kokungena kwicebiso, okanye ngenkalipho kwaye igunyaziswe kwaye igunyazisiweyo isombulule imbambano nomntu ogadwa. I-ALI, zonke ezi zinto zinokumshiya kwicandelo elingenathemba "guy". Kodwa xa kwakuphuma ukuba wayesoyika nesigcawu esincinci esiwela kwikhola, imvakalelo ethile yaboniswa ngaphakathi kuwe. Kwaye xa umatshini wokuhlamba wasibeka esiphelweni esifileyo, sele enamaqhosha amathathu, kwaye wayehlala engenazihembe ezicocekileyo - ah, ngokubanzi ngaphandle kwehempe !!! -Ngaba yayingeyiyo ihempe. Ewe, ekuhambeni kwexesha, yonke le "ukubakho okubi" kuya kuqalisa ukukucacisa, kwaye kungekudala uya kuyibeka ngamaqanda ahlambulukuthu, ehamba nayo kunye nokukhwaza " Kodwa iiveki ezimbalwa zokuqala zeKitten zihamba rhoqo kwindlu yangasese, zisindisa iinyembezi zendlu.
Mers x
Ulinde isipho esomeleleyo, kwaye ukukukhokelela ekukhwele i-ferris fulips kunye ne-tulips emxinwa kwiibhedi zeentyatyambo. Ubonakala ngathi uyaqonda ukuba ngubani olindelekileyo kwaye ulindelwe ukuba unikele kwi-McDonalds, kodwa emva koko wakutsala kwivenkile yokutyela efanelekelweyo, apho itafile ibigcinwa ngenkuthalo, kwaye i-Meaters ikhuthazile. Unegama elingaqhelekanga, imoto engaqhelekanga, ikati engaqhelekanga, kwaye wafundisa ulwimi lwesiNgesi lweemeyile zeTibetan iminyaka emithathu. Ngokubanzi, ubukhe wanikeza ingxowa yezipho kwaye uveze umntu omtsha yonke imihla. Unobomi obunomdla obunje ukuba awuyicaci indlela onokuyithetha ngayo kunye ne-pajama yangaphambili. Ngenxa yoko, wawubeka onke amakhulu elikhulu. AKUKHO BUYINQAKU NGEXESHA LENCWADANA LE-TIBEX, ekugqibeleni.
I-Galena ikhulu
Xa waqala ukuphuma kwiteksi ukuba avule umnyango phambi kwakho okanye ahambisa isitulo kwi-cafe, umjonga ngokuthandabuza. Ukugculelwa, mhlawumbi. Kwiminyaka yethu yePostmodergern yethu akunakwenzeka ukufaka idyasi yenenekazi, ayihambi kunye namahlaya osisiyatha. Kwaye mhlawumbi uphuthisa, okanye ashushu ebantwini, kwaye ke ufuna ukuba ungabili, i-borch nasekhitshini? Ke yena ke naye, nangexesha leshumi, kunye nabantu, akajonganga uqhanqalazo, engafunekiyo into ebuyayo, uhleli eyindoda. Eleshumi elinanye, egqiba kwelokuba kuthathwe i-pajam, ukuba ithathwe, kwaye ngokungxamisekileyo, kuba mhlawumbi "owokugqibela wasala."
I-bunny ye
U-blues kwizihlalo zakho. Nakwiintshaba zakho. Kwaye kwindlela odanisa ngayo. Ndisoyika kakhulu iintombi zakho. Ubangela ukuntywala kukaMama. Kwangoko uqala abahlobo phakathi kwabantwana nezinja. Xa ukwinjongo-usingise isandla, kubonakala ngathi ubetha okwangoku. Ufuna ukubetha intloko yakhe. Ufuna ukuthi: "Awazi nto, uYohane WORK", ephethe i-gorider kwaye etsala emqolombeni. Nokufundisa yonke into. Ingxaki ilapha inye kuphela: ngokwesicelo, kunye noJohn Caphu akwenzeki kwiakhawunti egudileyo. Into ongayi kuyithetha malunga nentombazana yakhe "eyakhanyisayo".
