Iipics
Ukunyaniseka - besingakrokrela ukuba ubunzulu obunjalo bunokungcwatyelwa kumadoda ethu.
Ingxowa yebhegi
Ndaziswa nge-10 kg yeetapile kwingxowa ye-8 kaMatshi. Ngoba? Kuba ke bendikumgangatho wemali, kwaye xa isoka libuze ukuba lithini, ndatsho ndithethe kakuhle: "Ewe, kwanesitata." Yintoni efunyenwe njengesipho.
Ibhanki ye-cookies
Ngaba ufuna iinkomo? Ndinazo. Umyeni wekamva eliboniswe kwixesha lokubhaka. Le yibhanki yeicookies. Ukuphakama malunga ne-Santaters 30. Kulungile, yintoni? Kwaye iMimi, kwaye kwifama iya kuza. Kodwa, kuqala, andidli iicookies, okwesibini, isitayile esimnandi asikhange sidibane nesitayile sekhitshi lam, kwaye okwesibini, le nkunkuma ijongene nelitye eliyintloko, ukuze lifumane ukukhwela i-mini-ladder. Ewe, kwaye ngokubanzi, umbono wokufumana iikuki kwiqela le-catited ikati ilukhuni, ndifuna ukukuxelela ...
Igadi ye-gnome
Ndinikwe le gnome kwi-biennium yentombi yakhe. Uyoyikeka, enkulu kwaye ingaqondakali ukuba kutheni ufuna. Ndineehekres ezili-10 ze-lawn, iiroses, kufuneka ndilubeke phi olu mazwi? Ngenxa yoko, ima phakathi kwendlu nendlu yangasese, ubuso kubamelwane Asithandi. Kwaye ewe - ebusuku kungcono ukungayi kwindlu yangasese-uya kuyibulala, kwaye unele.
Iintloko zentloko
Esi sisipho soogxa abangamadoda ngosuku lokuzalwa. Njengenyanga, ndandibubuzi ngenkuthalo into efuna umphefumlo wam. Ndichaze ukuba i-cosmetics (okanye ikhadi lesipho kuyo) liya kuba ngakwinqaku! Ukuba, ndiyacinga, hayi imephu, emva koko phantse i-shades yomlomo kunye nezithunzi kunye ne-brand icinyiwe. Ngenxa yoko, malunga neentsuku ezintathu ezijikeleze mna, wonke umntu wayengaqondakali kwaye ", eso sipho sithenge, ukuba uya kuthi uqonde ukuba wonwabe! Oku kubhetele kunangaphambili! Ewe, ndikhawuleze ndikhawuleze ... kwaye ukhona .... Iintloko zentloko! Ngapha koko, andithandi umculo! Ukusuka kwigama ngokupheleleyo! Xa, ukucinezela iinyembezi kwaye, ukwenza ngathi uqweqwedelwe kwezi "iindlebe" zazifihliwe, zibuze "Kutheni le nto?
Igama le-rat
Umyeni wazisa i-rat yomhla wokuzalwa kwakhe, kunye nendlu, iLazali kunye nenye i-rat disneyland. Kumbuzo "Kutheni" Waphendula - "Well, Unalomehlo Ngelishwa, njengawe, xa ukutya. Masimbize ngokuba yi-Beads. " U-Wausa wayehlala nathi iminyaka emi-5, andizange ndimchukumise, umyeni wam ngokwakhe wathobela kwaye wasinda ngalo mzekeliso.
I-Chinese Swan
Lo mfo uhlanganisene eChina kwaye wathembisa ukuba uza kunxiba isifo selok yesithsaba sesiTshayina kunye nencwadana yemigaqo. Yabonisa iwebhusayithi yevenkile, yathi Khetha isitayile kwaye endaweni yesinxibo sizise ezi swans !!!! Chwetheza nje "uphawu lothando lwethu" ... into yokuqala eyathethwa ngumntu, endibabonayo kwitafile - oh, umhle kangakanani, umakhulu wakunikayo?
I-Bracelet ye-2 ye-euro
Esi sibhengezo se-tuds Liphupha qha. Iintombi zam zihlala zimjonga ngamaxesha anzima ukukhumbula apho umphetho wokuhamba nokubi. I-APHRODISIAC. Ndiyakwazi ukuthuthumela.
"I-lisenok"
Ifakwe phantsi (ngaphezulu kwesiqingatha semitha emgceni kwaye inesiqingatha semitha kwisiseko, kwaye ingabi lula), yaziswa njenge "mpus". Ndinike indoda eneminyaka engama-35 ubudala ngexesha lokuthandana, ukuze ndithethe. Iholide-andikhumbuli, kodwa ndiyakhumbula ukuba "nguLimykov" wayengekho, "wayalela ukuba" alindile "ngokukhethekileyo." Isilwanyana esincinci sagcinwa kwipakethi enkulu ye-cellophane kwingubo. Le ndoda yayikhubeka kakhulu ukuba isilwanyana sihleli eCellophane. Umbuzo wam ngulo: "Yintoni endifanele ndiyidlale?" I-POPE ayinikezi.
I-PORCERRE
Ndifumene kumfana endinobutsha bendithandana nabo ngelo xesha, ngomhla wokuzalwa komthendeleko wokuma. Ngamazwi: "Ewe, ubukhalazile ukuba unentlungu ekwenzeni." Ukulahlwa ngokukodwa kwiVenkile ye-Intanethi. Bendingazi, nokuba ndikukufa ngokufa kolu nyango, nokuba ndikuqalise le nto kuyo.
Inja mihla le
Ngexesha lokuthandana, umyeni wam wexesha elizayo wabuza ukuba undinike ntoni nge-8 kaMatshi. Njengokufana neofisi, ndacela idayari ngencwadana. Uyithengile. Idayari "inja endiyithandayo." Njengoko ndikhumbula, kunokwenzeka ukuba kurekhode ubunzima, ubude, uhlobo loboya.
Ibhokisi yebhokisi engenanto
Usuku olungaphambi kwamehlo am, umyeni wam wexesha elizayo wandibuza, ubungakanani ndinxiba amakhonkco. Saye ke ngoko sasihlala nabazali bakhe, ekuseni ngengomso, ngomhla wokuzalwa kwam, bonke baya kwenye "imfihlo." Ndandilinda ndilindele kwisipho esihle, ndinethemba lokuba ngoku iidayimani ziya kuba. Emva kokubuya, bandinika ibhokisi enkulu, kwaye belindele ukulindeleka ukuba balindeleke. Ivule ibhokisi, kwaye kukho ibhokisi enkulu yomthi. Ewe, ndicinga ukuba loluphi uhlobo lwecala eliphezulu, ngaphakathi kweringi! Kwenzeka ntoni ukuphoxeka kwam xa ndafumanisa ukuba iingqekembe zemali ngaphakathi kwebhokisi kwibhokisi yebhokisi ngaphakathi kwebhokisi. Ndandilungele ukuqhuma kwindawo, ngokungathi ndazilithela.
I-microscope
Kwaye ndiyakwazi ukuqhayisa i-microscope yewaka leedola, ndanikela kwisikhumbuzo somtshato !! Ndiyaguquka, bendihlala ndixelela umyeni wam ukuba ayichasene ne-GARDE YOKUGQIBELA IXESHA LOKUGQIBELA OKANYE UKUVUNYELWA KWEEMPAHLA KOKWENZA IZandla zakhe, wathi akanakukwazi ukuhla: "Ecinga ntoni Malunga nam, kuba isipho sifanele sibe sebuqu kwaye sithandeke kunokuba siluncedo! ". Kuyabonakala ukuba, imakroskopu yayisisipho selinye inqanaba endingalikhumbulanga. Impendulo ibikukuba nelokuhlala kwam: "Kubonakala ngathi nditsho ukuba kubusebuntwaneni ndiphuphe ukuba nemakroskopu."
Tripod yekhamera
Ndanikwa umyeni wam ngoNyaka oMtsha wokugqibela i-tripod yekhamera. Oku ngaphandle kwento yokuba ndingenguye umfoti kwaphela, ifotik sinesipili sabucala, kwaye ndiyisebenzisa kwityala ukuya kwimeko ethile. Ngenxa yokumangaliswa kwam ngesipho-uphendule wathi - "Ke, uthe awukwazi ukufumana imifanekiso emihle," kwaye wakhubeka kakhulu: "AKUFUNI". Ngale nto ke ndafumana iwaka le-rurable kuye, oqengqelelwe i-raravel eqengqelekayo, ngamazwi athi "uSanta Claus sele engazi ukuba uza kuninika ntoni!" Kuyabonakala ukuba, kwakuyimfuneko ukuba bavuye kwi-tripod ...
I-Tab yeencwadi
Olu phawu lweencwadi lwaziswa kunyaka omtsha. Hayi kwisiqhelo ingasuku oluqhelekileyo lokunyusa imood, oko kukuthi unyaka omtsha. Ngelixa ndandilungiselela ndaze ndancama, ndasindisa ndasindisa umyeni wam ngesipho. Voila. Xa ndiyifumene, bendicinga ukuba yayiyi "vacuum" kwaye xa iwotshi izama ishumi elinambini, kuya kubakho into !!! Kodwa - "fitviam".
Umnikelo ngeebhere ezimhlophe
Ndibhabha eThailand kwaye ndilinde xa ifikile. Ngapha koko, wathembisa ukuba uza kubhabha ngesipho, endiyixelele, ngaloo ndlela ndindisa umdla wam. Ufike, kwaye umbundu uhambisa ibhokisi (iyimfuneko, etsaliwe elwandle kunye neelwandle!). Ewe, ndicinga ukuba iya kuba yinto entle kakhulu. Ndivula ibhokisi, kwaye kukho i-teddy bear kunye nephepha. - Yintoni leyo?! - Ndiyabuza. "Ndiqinisekile ngegama lakho mhlophe mishik entla ... kukho umbutho onjalo ... kufuneka ndizithathe ngesandla. -Qula, kwaye uthi, iibhere zivela kum? Ii-ruble ezingama-3000.
Umshini weloni
Ndandikwindlu yendlu, nomyeni wam esixekweni. Undibizile yonke imihla, wathi isipho esibalaseleyo esiya kuzisa impelaveki: "Uno-Ashnesh xa ubona." Iveki endandiyiveki endandiyiveki yonke - ndicinga ukuba, ngokuqinisekileyo - okanye iringi enedayimani enkulu, okanye ibhegi yebhegi. Ngokucacileyo ulindile ukuba ufikile. Ewe, uza, kwaye, ngobuso bukaSanta Claus utsala ngaphandle kwemoto ... I-Lawn Mobile! Andikwazanga ukusindisa ubuso bam, kuqhume. Uye wandithuka ixesha elide - bathetha ukuba unexhala malunga, imodeli epholileyo, kwi-petroli ...
Ezimangalisayo-colander
Obu butyebi obuvela kwi-tv shovky the shopovky wanikwa kum kwiminyaka emi-2 eyadlulayo kunyaka omtsha. Akukho kwanto yakufanekisela iingxaki: wathi uya kuthanda, obizwa ngokuba atshatile kwaye emcela ukuba azale amawele. Kwaye ngequbuliso - i-colander. Iiyunithi ezinjalo ziboniswa kumalungu eTV: Ngokwesiqhelo kukho abafazi bezindlu ezi-2- igwetyiwe ngendalo "eqhelekileyo" i-colander "eqhelekileyo" kunye nethamsanqa ngethamsanqa lenkunkuma. Kwaye - Ah, indlela endihlala ngayo ngaphandle kweRhafu kuyo yonke le minyaka!
