Akukho mntu ngaphambi kokuqala kwesini se-bodic kwaye akazange alumkise ukuba ayisoloko ihle kwaye imnandi. Isini esi sidenge sinokuguqula ubunye obungagungqiyo kunye nokungathandeki ukuba kuya kufuneka silibale ixesha elide. Ke, bafana.
I-chiorel
"Nje ukuba ndilale nomntu ongenayo umntu oza kususa ifama kum, ngokubanzi, de siwenze ngomnwe wam entloko yebhedi kwaye wabonisa umnwe othulu. Ndakhangela nokungcikiva! "
I-Penisov Clarher
"Ndikhe ndabelana ngesondo nentombazana eyayibhabha malunga nedick yam ngaphandle kokuthe cwaka, ndaza neefomati, inkcazo, indumiso, ingakhathazi. Ndiyaqonda, mhlawumbi ifanisa abantu bakhe bangaphambili, kodwa bendifuna ukuthi "UnguMkhweli wehashe!"
Izikhafu
"Umfo wam kunye nesithandwa sam ufuna elinye ngebhasi kwindlela eya kuye ekhaya. Ngandlela ithile uye endlwini, sadibana nenja kwaye sagqiba kwelokuba akusekho mntu ekhaya engazange avale negumbi. Ngequbuliso wangena kunina ephethe itreyini yeengxondorha kunye namagama: "Molo, bafo, ndikwenzele ii-crochet." Ukusukela ngoko, andikwazi ukubatya.
I-seismic amandla
"Intombazana yam kwaye ndandise-PoSE 69 kwaye ngenene wandithetha ngam kanye ebusweni ngamandla anje ukuba ndive nje amandla oku" ndivuthuza. "
Ukuhlamba igazi
"Sidibene nomntu empatweni, othandileyo omnye komnye kwaye waya kuye. Ndithathe iyeza ngelo xesha kwaye kwiiveki ezimbini ngaphambilana kwaqala qho ngenyanga, endingazivanga. Yonke into ejikelezayo yayinegazi kakhulu, kwaye ngoko nangoko sabona into epheleleyo. "
Iphupha ngobusuku behlobo
"Ndidibene nentombazana kwaye sobabini sasinobuqhetseba. Ufundise iSpanish ngelo xesha. Kwaye bendisele ndilungele yena, njengoko wayethetha i-quiero ", ukuba ngeSpanish kuthetha" ndiyakuthanda, "kwaye wayefuna ukuthi" ndiyafuna. " Kwakukho into engaqhelekanga kwaye imbi kakhulu.
EGameni leJackson Pollock
"Soloko ucinga ukuba i-squirt, oko kukuthi, ukubekwa kwabasetyhini yintsomi ye-porn. Kodwa ibala kwi-wallpaper yam kude kube lulungiso olulandelayo luya kundikhumbuza intombazana ethi "Chitha" ndiye eludongeni ngexesha lesini sethu. "
Parl Wu France
"Umlindi wam wesiFrentshi kanye ngexesha lesenzo siphelile" u-la-la. "
I-Creeppy Yonkqa
"Ndandinetyala xa ixesha laqala ngokungalindelekanga, ikhondom ye-slipper kwaye yahlala kum, kwaye umntu owaphule umbhubhisi. Esona sini sibi kakhulu asinakucinga. "
I-romaultion yomthetho
"Ndandinomfana onesithandwa esikhulu, bendiqhele ubukhulu bakhe, kodwa kwakunzima ukumenza ukuba avuthulule, kwaye wayehlala erhafi kum. Ngeli xesha, ndakhe ndayibetha, wacinga ukuba luphawu lokuvuma. Ndithe ndawugqiba umlomo wam, ndakhupha nje. Kunene kuye. "
Akukho phepha i-flcccask
"Lo mfo wayezokundenza i-koniiliiling, kwaye ndandinesiqwenga sephepha lendlu yangasese."
Ukumangala
"Ixesha lam lokuqala bendiyintombazana esidibana nayo kangangexesha elithile, wathi wayenamava amakhulu kulo mbandela. Kwaye ndinesidima ngokunyaniseka, i-dick enkulu. Ndayihamba ibhulukhwe yam, ndambatha ikhondom, wahlala phantsi kum, wakhwaza entlokweni, ibhulukhwe yam yonke ibe yegazini. Intombazana ibalekile. Kwakufuneka nditsalele kule fomu iphela kwisixeko sonke. Ngoku ndisisitabane. "
Dummy
"Ndandinendoda eneentloni ngokwendalo ekwakufuneka isuke yendalo kum, ukukhokela ukuba yintoni kwaye phi. Yonke into ibimele yenziwe. Ayinyamezeleki. "
Isizathu Esihle
"Siphazamise i-orange spitz ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo. Ngenene ayigqibanga. "
Iziphumo
"Emva kwesondo lethu, amabala e-cala ahlala kuyo yonke indawo. Beka ngokwenene njengezalamane. "
Xa ungamboni akekho sengqondweni
"Ndikhe ndathandana nesoka yam kwaye andisusi iilensi zonxibelelwano, wandigqiba ngqo emehlweni am, ndabaleka ndaya kwigumbi lokuhlambela ndiyokutsiba. Kakhulu. "
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