Rhoqo, akuyimfuneko nokuba "mgimo ugqibile" ukuqondeka ukuba umguquleli "ulahlekile ngokuguqulela" kwaye wadala eyakhe inyani. Kwaye unokuyisebenzisa kakhulu!
Siqokelele imizekelo eqaqambileyo kwezinto ezifanayo ezifanayo kuluntu lobuchule bokuguqulela kunye neeforamu. INDLELA YOKUZIPHATHA!Yoyikisa ukuba nomfanekiso ngqondweni
Inkcazo yesayensi ichaza abantu ukuba iinyoka zazingaphambi kokuba zikho. Umzekelo, babhala - bafumana i-skeleton ene-fossil eyoyikisayo "enemilenze emithandathu emithandathu." Abantu abangakwaziyo ukuyikholelwa (hayi phambi kwamagxa anje, kodwa kubude babo, kodwa kubude babo kunye nobungakanani), benyuka ukuba bajonge imithombo-yavela Iinyawo ezintandathu ubude. (iinyawo ezintandathu ubude).
Imimangaliso yamayeza
"I-Corollary esemzimbeni" luludwe olukhulu, andiyi kukwazi ukuyibona kwasekuqaleni. Ngenye imini wayezonwabisa, ukuva ngoguqulelo: "Kodwa ngaphambili, inaliti evela kumarabi eyenze esiswini!"Isixhobo esoyikisayo - ipani!
Kwakukushekini eSpain. Ivenkile ithengise izinto ezintle kakhulu zomsebenzi wombhali. Kwithegi yexabiso phantsi kweembiza isiginali, i-Italian neRussia: "I-Ollas de Fuego", "Petole Fuiology", " I-Shoots zokungena ngokuthe tye ". Inyanga yesithathu ihleka, ukukhumbula ... (enyanisweni, "izitya zomlilo ovulekileyo."
Ihotele eyonwabileyo
Ndisebenza kwinqanaba lokhenketho. Ngamaxesha athile ukuqhuma kwinguqulelo yokuguqula. Iipere ezimbini zeveki ephelileyo zihlanjelwe. Malunga neenkonzo zehotele: "Umsebenzi ohlekisayo ngaphandle kwakho ulinde wena." Malunga nokuvulwa okulindelekileyo kwehotele: "Umphathi Jikelele ... wathi:" Yonke imihla siziva ukuba indlela yokusinda. " Yep. Ndicinga ukuba ngomhla wokuvulela ihotele, umculo uya kufika kangangoko umsitho uya kujika abe kwindawo yokugqibela yefilimu ".Ubuntombi buyingozi
Ukuguqulelwa komsebenzi we-Ursula Le Guin: "Abafazi abatshatileyo i-Aye kuphela, ngesihlandlo esithile, behleli emahasheni anamaphiko, ehleli emtshatweni, nangekhe bashiye iindonga zeHallan; Ke ngoku, behleli elunxwemeni oluphezulu, waphinda waziva eneshumi elivisayo, eyintombi enyulu, enomoya wasemantla, enomoya wasemazantsi phezu kweentsika zamahashe. " Kukho ukuguqulela kufutshane neyasekuqaleni, kodwa yintoni, kulungile, i-boring: "... ndihleli kwi-hardle ephezulu, i-OA iphinde yazive i-varnish." Ngaba intombazana enesiphako sokuziphatha enobundlobongela nentombi egonyamelo?
Ndicela ipani, ndikhulelwe
Imuvi ethile kwiTV. I-Russian subtitles: " I-PAN-TRONET . Umfazi. Ukhulelwe. " Ewe, zonke, ePan-Pan, umqolomba, wafika. Ngokwemvelo, isakhelo esilandelayo ziitshimpanzi, igama lesayensi iPan Troglodytes.
Ummangaliso Ukuzalwa
Ukujonga uthotho lwe-NCIs, ixesha lesi-4, kwinguqulelo yaseRashiya. Ukuthetha ngenkalipho i-Israeli umbutho "Zack". Ucelwe ukuba le yeyokweofisi, kwaye uZiva ucacisa esithi: "Ngawo onke amaYuda ase-Orthodox aqokelela iinxalenye zabafi." Ezi ziinguqu zenkolo ...zinceda
Ndifunde i-lois mcmasters Budamba ye-budjold (iguqulweyo), malunga ne-Odyssey ye-Odyssey ye-Odyssey ye-Odokaligan. Inkcazo yesidlo, i-Forca Cinema-Dominimo: "Iikhilomitha zenyuka ziye etafileni kwaye zaza zanceda kwisitya, apho kwangcwatywa zonke iindwendwe."
(Elinye lamagqabaza: "Emva kwayo yonke imayile efanayo kwenye yeenguqulelo phambi kwe-buffet ikhangelwe, nokuba i-zipper yakhe yazibophelela kwi-tie - akukho" mayingasaboni. "
Amaxesha asixhenxe namaqanda
I-herone ephambili yencwadi enye kuguqulelo ngandlela ithile yafaka i-Doat "semin". Bonakalisa amaXesha asixhenxe, ukubalwa? Kwaye ngesidlo sakusasa kwintsapho yakhe kwakukho i-bacon kunye "amaqanda athi" amaqanda aqingqiweyo "... rzhal ngokuvakalayo. Ngendlela, kwenye indawo ihlangane kwaye isidlo sakusasa nje "bacon ngamaqanda". ISIQINISEKISO SOKUQINISA UMFAZI OBALULEKILEYO! :)Ngendlela emalunga namaqanda
Ngokuka-NTV, ezi ndaba zibonisa iyelenqe ngohlobo oluthile lokuphangwa kwe-termar yemyuziyam eLondon. Kubandakanya isiqwenga sokunikwa kwengxelo yamandla oMoya. Kukho ipolisa apho kwaye lithi: "Ngelishwa, sasingenawo amandla aneleyo okubakhathalela ..." Oko kukuthi, kwakunganelanga. Umguquleli unoluvo lwakhe: "Ngelishwa, sasingenamandla owaneleyo sokubamba!"
I-Eggplant Mont Amor
Idlalwa kakhulu, iyavela, kunokwenzeka ukuba uguqulele amagama akwiindawo eziphakamileyo (sisesebomini). Umzekelo, "ndisekhona ubomi kunye ne-crows" - "Ndisahlala namakona eekona", kwaye "ndisesiBomi ngeqanda" - " Ubomi ozolileyo nge-eggplant“.
Uyacula
I-rusich enye, iSerbian encinci egunyazisiweyo, yagqiba kwelokuba iqhubekeke kwi-hermitages ukuya kutyelelo lwaseSerbitani. Bakufika kwiwotshi "ipikoko" kwiholo yePavilion, njengoko kuya kuba seSerbilion Hallsian "Peacock" Peacock "wabaleka entlokweni yakhe. Ngomfanekiso, kwalungelelaniswa: ipikoko-intaka yosapho lwenkukhu - inkukhu, ngenxa yoko, kuya kubakho i-beacon ngendlela eyindoda. "I-Beacon" ityhila umsila nokucula, "yavela ekugqibeleni. Okokuqala, i-serbs yawa, ngosuku olulandelayo lonke isebe laseSerbia lawa - igama elithi "i-beacon" laza laya kuba liLizwi la oonobumba abathathu ababhala elucingweni.Eyona inkulu kwaye imnandi
Imbali malunga nezifundo zesiHebhere kubantu abatsha. Intombazana ilungiselele ingxelo yeminquma. Kwaye "iminquma" ngesiHebhere ifana kakhulu "namalungu". Kwaye apha uvakalisa (kwaye akasiqondi isizathu sokuba utitshala atyhutyha phantsi) oku kulandelayo: "Amalungu aluhlaza kwaye akhula eSpeyin, aqalise amanye amazwe asemazantsi. "
Inkwenkwe, ntombazana ...
UPhilip Dick, "umntu kwinqaba ephakamileyo": "Yayingengomkhosi," hayi kwabo banomdla kumqolo, othi ... Gqibezela iifoto ze I-Blondes hayi ulutsha lokuqala, ukubetha phakathi kweminwe eminwe ye-flab amabele ... "Blonde okanye iBlond, umguquleli, akukho mahluko!UVan, tu, i-fries ... obagulayo!
Ingcebiso elungileyo
I-Pearl ukusuka "ekhaya yodwa 2". Imeko yokuqala: Elinye lala maqela emigultyeni amabini, ibanga elinde, "izinti" kwingxowa yobuhle bokudlulisa, kwaye unqumle kwi-phydydyy. Owesibini uthi: "Ndikhonze kakuhle!" ("Ke uyafuna!") Ukuguqulelwa kweNqweqwe: "Sebenzisa isandla sasekunene!"Xelela umhlobo wakho
Kwimovie. Amadoda amabini angena kwi-bar, kwaye omnye athi: "Kum - ibhiya kunye nomhlobo wam - Beam Beam". Umguquleli ufuna: "Ibhiya kum kunye nomhlobo wam uJim Bima!"
Ihlekisa kancinci
I-DJ kwiRadio izihlandlo ezibini ngokulandelelana phakathi kwiveki iguqulelwe ingoma "Konke ukuzonwabisa" ke ngoko: "Yonke into endifuna ukuyenza ihlekisa kancinci."Inja inokukhula
Kwinqaku kuqoqosho: " Imirhumo esecaleni ikhule ngeepesenti ezingama-20. " Ngomsindo, apho kufumaneka khona ii-dachfands - izikripthi zifunyanwa, kwaye zizondla khona ...
(Irhafu esecaleni - ububanzi berhafu.)
Awunakho ukuzala
Iprotagonist yefilimu, utitshala (eyenziwe nguDenis Hopper), engena kubudlelwane obusondeleyo nomfundi wakhe. Imeko: Bahamba emotweni, le ntombazana imxelela ukuba ukhulelwe. I-Hooker Hopper imisa imoto, baphuma. Utitshala esothuka. Intombazana inyuse i-hood kwaye, incume, ithi: "Ndiyadlala nje" ("ukufuduka"). Umguquleli "Uthuthuzela" iqhawe lomlomo wakhe: "Ndisajongana nomntwana."Itshisiwe emsebenzini
Ibukele xa isasazwa imovie "ROBOCOP" kwisitishi sokuqala se-CT. Omnye wabathumi wenkampani utshaba kwintloko yeshishini - phambi kwerobhothi yamapolisa. I-Robocop ithi ayinakukonzakalisa umqeshwa. Emva koko, i-chef yaqokelela ngequbuliso wonke umntu omangalisayo wathi: "Utshisile !!!" - Ke ngequbuliso i-robocop, uvuyo lwendalo iphela, ubulala olwaphulo mthetho ekufeni, ngaphandle kokuphela kwemiyalelo ekhankanywe! I-ALO, abaguquleli babengaqhelekanga kwigama elithi "bagxothwa" (bagxothwa) ...
I-Baba isuka kwiViza
Ilungu loNcedo lweNtletso liphule ingoma yeBob Marile "Akukho mfazi, akukho sikhalo", siguqulwe, asinakuphela iinyembezi. "
Inketho efanelekileyo
Efunda liguqulelwe okubhaliweyo ukusuka IsiNgesi, kwaye amazwi uncwino idlaka endaweni "Wall, Uxolo," yaye "Coffin", eliguqulelwe ngokuthi "kusasa" yaye "beer". Kwaye endaweni yento yokuba umntu oswelekileyo kunye nokulala ebhokisini wakhathazeka, wavuma ukuba kusasa wayene-hangover ngenxa yebhiya!Jenny Big
IColombo ingena kwigumbi kwintombazana encinci kwaye ifuna ukuthetha naye. Kwaye emva koko kwenzeka into ehlekisayo. Intombazana kaJenny (mhlawumbi ukusuka kwiintloni emehlweni eColombo) iqala njengokukhonkotha i-chingangak, thetha ngaye kumntu wesithathu: "UJenny uza kuphendula." Ihlala kuphela ukongeza "Hao!", Kwaye ungamema i-goyko minich kule ndima. Kwaye uguqulelo oluchanekileyo luphawuleka ngakumbi, ngokuqinisekileyo: "Ndifuna ukukubuza imibuzo embalwa, mlahlekile uJenny." - "Ungabuya nje." ("UJenny uza kwenza".)
Ke ungubani wena, Dumbbledore!
UMichael Gambon kwi-gear ephezulu: "Ndingu-DelmmdoreOre ..." Inguqulelo engafumanekiyo ekufumaneni iRussia: " Ndisisidenge ...“
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